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GutlessCamper
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Posted - 2008.12.25 04:17:00 -
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Kublai the unofficial Biography
Part 1 - Who is Kublai aka Jonney 101 aka Al Shaytan and his other claimed 12 to 16 alts?
From his rants which are usually along the lies of æLook how tough I am.Æ To good ship fitting advice along with walls of text graphically describing his homosexual orgies, which are posted in new player help channels, he seems to be a person not only desperate to gain attention, but one capable of doing so.
From his own admissions as æa player who just likes to griefÆ it is apparent that he is an attention *****. A flaming homosexual whom it seems doesnÆt leave his home, who lives and breathes Eve as a virtual life opposed to whatever his RL is. A place where his fix of e-peen must be met. Well pretty average there.
A simple look at his online game habits and forum post seem to show an incredibly obsessive player who has been in game for over 4 years in Eve, along with several years in other online games. To say Eve is his obsession would be an understatement. It appears with the exception of sleep he neither goes out to work nor socializes in the real World. This has lead several players to hypothesize that he suffers from of RL disability resulting in the being house bound. It would be all too easy to take his graphic recounts of homosexual orgies and put the two together an ponder could any disability be a result of such actions, which might explain an individual whom wants share his misfortune, pain and suffering, but who knows or cares for that matter.
Why he hangs out in them is anyoneÆs guess. Obviously a quick fix for attention and E-peen an expensive ship kill of a few mill isk is impressive to any new player. Many would think of it as rather sad, an analogy would be the 16 year old unpopular kid, going to the playground for the 6 year olds and beating up a 7 year old saying ôlook how tough I am!ö Obviously one or two others have put forth less wholesome suggestions such as ægroomingÆ but letÆs not go there.
I am sure Kublai would love to conjure up an image of a successful person with no need for work due to vast personal or family wealth and living in a chGteau somewhere. Although his assumed age would make him as mature player and not the stereotypical geek who lives in his mothers basement. Then again, anti social geeks do come in all ages these days.
Rather a lack of in depth detail there, but this is a game and we donÆt want nor care about real life or personal information. What we are interested in is the character in game and the game that he plays. ThatÆs what Eve is all about, who do you want to be and how you play.
Now this is where it gets interesting. Naturally all the avid forum readers will be familiar with his tales and post of complex scams and PVP. He has quite a fanboi following. I shall be writing about some of his current and future scams in part 2. Of course there is no need for me to blow smoke up his ass, and I do not wish to talk or hear any more about his anus or what his does with it in public help channels! Realizing he is so busy in game, I shall help out of post some information of his day to day activities and scams which seem to be, popping noobs, grieving noobs out of the game.
Being Christmas day I am rather busy with real life issues, but to start the ball rolling until I have time to sit down and prepare a more. I shall be writing about his upcoming scams he boasted about recently and his Eve lottery scam and a few others. Until then it might be amusing to discuss one of his more recent hissy fits.
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JoeT
Amarr
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2008.12.25 04:42:00 -
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i am wondering, what does this really have to do with anything :)
p.s. kublai is teh sex
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SEV Katarn
Death to Your King
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Posted - 2008.12.25 04:44:00 -
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What part of this emo rage rant has any biographical information "A simple look at his online game habits"
Thats your job to tell us i know the bad man hurt you but do better next time
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
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Posted - 2008.12.25 04:54:00 -
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First page.
At first, I thought you were his alt...
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Maybe you still are 
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Moya81
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Posted - 2008.12.25 05:03:00 -
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Edited by: Moya81 on 25/12/2008 05:03:33
The only thing that me and probably others are interested in, is knowing what are your motivations and in what way you relate to this person you're trying to "save" us from? I believe this is the only interesting part of the story and your attempt to publicly "save" us from the evil boogey man... not like he's the first scammer most of us have come across.
Cummon let it out, you will feel a lot better afterwards... and it will probably entertain us in the process.
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Writ Insand
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Posted - 2008.12.25 05:08:00 -
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Edited by: Writ Insand on 25/12/2008 05:08:20
Cue romantic music: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FCwy8AwH8jc
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.12.25 05:16:00 -
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 Originally by: GutlessCamper
This has lead several players to hypothesize that he suffers from of RL disability resulting in the being house bound
Unemployment is not a disability.
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Smasher McGee
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Posted - 2008.12.25 06:27:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma
Originally by: GutlessCamper
This has lead several players to hypothesize that he suffers from of RL disability resulting in the being house bound
Unemployment is not a disability.
Well Gutless camper said he was unemployed yesterday so I guess hes also disabled?
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Nickyo
Acephale.
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Posted - 2008.12.25 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: GutlessCamper
Rather a lack of in depth detail there, but this is a game and we donÆt want nor care about real life or personal information.
you just poasted a wall of txt, that in legal terms could constitute "public defamation of character" (which is prosecutable by law in the states), and you don't care about his rl? this is an internet spaceship game, not psychology 101...stop trying to be an expert, you failcascade. both in-game and out.
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GutlessCamper
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Posted - 2008.12.25 06:58:00 -
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Thaks for teh tip Nikyo, but it is all backed up by logs of what he has posted.
As for things like that, wonder what I should do about those RL threats he made to me. Any suggestions?
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:02:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Karma on 25/12/2008 07:05:14
Originally by: Nickyo
you just poasted a wall of txt, that in legal terms could constitute "public defamation of character" (which is prosecutable by law in the states)
Defamation of a virtual character. Yeah that has got loads of precedent.
You should be a lawyer, like one of those ones that does prosecutable stuff in the states.
Made up laws are the best
Originally by: Nickyo
...stop trying to be an expert, you failcascade. both in-game and out.
Nickyo, expert on law 
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JoeT
Amarr
Short Attention Span
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:03:00 -
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Edited by: JoeT on 25/12/2008 07:03:31
i doubt kublai made and rl threats, now about your biomass in someone hanger... that is another story i even took a pass at that
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Nickyo
Acephale.
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:08:00 -
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Edited by: Nickyo on 25/12/2008 07:11:02
Originally by: Lady Karma
Originally by: Nickyo
you just poasted a wall of txt, that in legal terms could constitute "public defamation of character" (which is prosecutable by law in the states)
Defamation of a virtual character. Yeah that has got loads of precedent.
You should be a lawyer, like one of those ones that does prosecutable stuff in the states.
Made up laws are the best
if you read his poast (hooked on phonics m8, think they're runnin' a holiday special), you would realize that the majority of OP's poast was not speaking about his virtual life, but his real one. And yes, I am a lawyer of sorts. open mouth, insert foot m8. I don't speak about things i have no clue about. how about you? btw...get a job, you will have a tendency to troll less.
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:11:00 -
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Edited by: Lady Karma on 25/12/2008 07:12:20
Originally by: Nickyo
And yes, I am a lawyer of sorts.
The stupid sort?
If you had any dealings with real life court proceedings, you would have deleted your post in shame.
Please direct me to a precedent where someone got flamed online and was successful in court
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Nickyo
Acephale.
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:12:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Karma
Originally by: Nickyo
And yes, I am a lawyer of sorts.
The stupid sort?
If you had any dealings with real life court proceedings, you would have read deleted your post in shame.
are you just plain dumb?
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Lady Karma
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:13:00 -
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Originally by: Nickyo
Originally by: Lady Karma
Originally by: Nickyo
And yes, I am a lawyer of sorts.
The stupid sort?
If you had any dealings with real life court proceedings, you would have read deleted your post in shame.
are you just plain dumb?
Nope, but you can try sue me for calling you an idiot if you like
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Rondo Gunn
Caldari
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:33:00 -
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So...he didn't call you back then...?
I'm sorry. Sometimes these things happen. Just move on, more fish in the sea and whatwhat.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.25 07:38:00 -
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Where is Kublai? Oh and IBK 
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.25 09:26:00 -
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*scratches his head*
I haven't actually done anything to this guy...yet.
I mean he ****ed me off, I told him i'd kill him, I probably used caps lock because...well come on, you see what we're dealing with here, but I tell people i'll kill them all the time, and I do kill people from eve all the time, I thought thats what the game was for :)
Oh and GC, i'm sorry, but logs aren't allowed on this forum, so I guess you'll never be able to prove that i'm not a nice happy go lucky man, my reputation is saved.
Now back to torturing kittens and worshipping satan.
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RedSplat
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.25 09:42:00 -
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I'm a forum ***** too, can i get an obsesive stalker with a personal vendetta?
...Hang on, OP might actually be serious
There was even talk of French toast
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.25 09:44:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat
I'm a forum ***** too, can i get an obsesive stalker with a personal vendetta?
...Hang on, OP might actually be serious
He *is* serious, thats the disturbing part, he is 100% serious with every word he wrote above, you cannot comprehend the face-palming I did when I woke up today.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.25 09:54:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
He *is* serious, thats the disturbing part, he is 100% serious with every word he wrote above, you cannot comprehend the face-palming I did when I woke up today.
He seems to think highly of you. I never thought that you did anything, you just got other people to do things for you (at least thats how I've read almost all of your threads)
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.25 09:55:00 -
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There is nothing wrong with delegation tech, just think of all the mercs and pirates who'd be unemployed if not for me being a lazy git?
A-War Recruiting |
techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:05:00 -
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Hey I never said there was, I'm just scratching my head at the OPs second to last paragraph where he says he's going to expose you for the lazy git that you are
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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kublai
Art of War
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:08:00 -
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Originally by: techzer0
Hey I never said there was, I'm just scratching my head at the OPs second to last paragraph where he says he's going to expose you for the lazy git that you are
He's going to tell you how I cheat and lie, use newbies and blackmail newbies for vast amount of wealth, scam people, lie to people, have people war decced and griefed for fun.
Except he's going to use a lot more words I think.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:23:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
Originally by: techzer0
Hey I never said there was, I'm just scratching my head at the OPs second to last paragraph where he says he's going to expose you for the lazy git that you are
He's going to tell you how I cheat and lie, use newbies and blackmail newbies for vast amount of wealth, scam people, lie to people, have people war decced and griefed for fun.
Except he's going to use a lot more words I think.
OH NOES!
^^ I summed up the forums reaction, yay!
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Amarr'd
Amarr
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:55:00 -
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Originally by: kublai
*scratches his head*
I haven't actually done anything to this guy...yet.
I mean he ****ed me off, I told him i'd kill him, I probably used caps lock because...well come on, you see what we're dealing with here, but I tell people i'll kill them all the time, and I do kill people from eve all the time, I thought thats what the game was for :)
Oh and GC, i'm sorry, but logs aren't allowed on this forum, so I guess you'll never be able to prove that i'm not a nice happy go lucky man, my reputation is saved.
Now back to torturing kittens and worshipping satan.
your like a serious version of Garmon,
Oh how me saying that is gonna bug you 
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Jim Hazard
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Posted - 2008.12.25 13:58:00 -
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Originally by: Amarr'd
Originally by: kublai
*scratches his head*
I haven't actually done anything to this guy...yet.
I mean he ****ed me off, I told him i'd kill him, I probably used caps lock because...well come on, you see what we're dealing with here, but I tell people i'll kill them all the time, and I do kill people from eve all the time, I thought thats what the game was for :)
Oh and GC, i'm sorry, but logs aren't allowed on this forum, so I guess you'll never be able to prove that i'm not a nice happy go lucky man, my reputation is saved.
Now back to torturing kittens and worshipping satan.
your like a serious version of Garmon,
Oh how me saying that is gonna bug you
You can not really say that, garmon talks a lot as well, but at least garmon lets his own weapons speak and fights himself instead of hiring ppl to kill his targets.
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Tzar'rim
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Posted - 2008.12.25 14:53:00 -
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I remember A-war being unable to organize a decent defense of their home station, not being able to change/secure POS passwords and running after single vaga targets who were moving WAY too fast for them instead of focussing on defending their system.
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EYEDOLL
Amarr
Eve University
Ivy League
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Posted - 2008.12.25 16:52:00 -
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Is this where I get my Kublai Fanclub card? I'll take 2!
Oh hi GC  Bit sad you call him an attention ***** while you make a public post about him in C&P isnt it 
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