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Nexa Necis
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:31:00 -
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Twas the night before Christmas, TRAPS were in Dantan
Always looking for trouble, and flipping some cans;
Kylezanto stole loot from the carebears wreck,
Only to get scrambled and said "WHAT THE HECK!"
The Orca flashed red when he started to scram,
Kyle flipped the switch and did his own warp jam.
Wonder what went on in the Orca pilot's head,
When Kyle started to kill the Orca dead.
This was one smart Carebear with an idea so bright,
"Eject from my Orca to get my Myrm and fight!"
Out in the belts, there arose such a clatter,
I warped on in to see what was the matter.
Off into the belt I flew in with a flash,
In hopes of a ransom and scoring some cash.
I clicked on his name and started a convo,
I said "600mil or your Orca will blow!"
When, what to my wondering eyes should appear,
He was now in his Myrm and getting too near.
He ejected from his Myrm to get his Orca back,
Steal a Myrm and pop an Orca, this guy's on crack!
He did something evil much to our dismay,
A self-destructing Orca? NO FRICKEN WAY!
He got back in his Myrm and for the station set sail,
Shortly thereafter, I got a sweet hate mail!
"2008.12.25 09:21
Hope you choke on your dads poll ***** dont give a **** what you do nub",
Then he jumped out the system towards the nearest trade hub.
I replied to his email as he flew out of sight,
We're war decing your corp, so kiss your ass goodnight!
So basically this dude self-destructed his Orca and lost almost a billion ISK. What did my corpmate do to cause him to attack? He stole a WCS from a rat wreck and the guy aggroed him.
Unfortunately we had no one around who could fly an Orca so he was able to self-destruct it. Only Kyle had aggro with him and Kyle was in a frig.
When I first warped to the belt, this is what I saw.
We scrambled to find an Orca pilot, but no one was available. I went back to try and steal his Myrm and I arrived to this!
The dude was super mad. I petitioned him for his threats and homophobic slurs. His emails stopped shortly thereafter.
I cant wait to see his reaction when we get to war decing his corp. 
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Izo Alabaster
Friendly Neighbourhood Extortion Company
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:36:00 -
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Hooray for another Orca kill. Merry Christmas everyone!
 Originally by: CCP Nozh
Are BS useless in solo combat?
The larger ship still has many benefits:
* Can fit smaller weapons to fend off smaller targets
* More slots allow EW counter measures
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Joop
Goat Riders
Werewolves.
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:38:00 -
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Busy as always eh .... 
Merry Christmas
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:39:00 -
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Edited by: techzer0 on 25/12/2008 10:39:28
Can you board your own ships while they are locked then? I was under the impression a ship had to be un-targetted to be boarded.
But...
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Kylezanto
Minmatar
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:39:00 -
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Edited by: Kylezanto on 25/12/2008 10:39:32
Hehe, Merry Christmas 
Originally by: techzer0
Can you board your own ships while they are locked then? I was under the impression a ship have to be un-targetted to be boarded.
But...
Yup, apparently you can.
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.25 10:49:00 -
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Originally by: Kylezanto
Yup, apparently you can.
Awww that's fail 
Still damn funny
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Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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alexreborn
Sekura-Corporation
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Posted - 2008.12.25 18:23:00 -
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I dont get it, he came back in his myrmidon but decided to self destruct the orca? huh? Why not just fight to the bitter end with his myrmidon? Then get out when u die fly home?
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Arous Drephius
Perkone
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Posted - 2008.12.25 18:31:00 -
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Originally by: alexreborn
I dont get it, he came back in his myrmidon but decided to self destruct the orca? huh? Why not just fight to the bitter end with his myrmidon? Then get out when u die fly home?
He's a carebear. They fail at PVP.
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Kylezanto
Minmatar
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.12.25 20:08:00 -
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Originally by: alexreborn
I dont get it, he came back in his myrmidon but decided to self destruct the orca? huh? Why not just fight to the bitter end with his myrmidon? Then get out when u die fly home?
He fought with his Myrm for a few minutes, but my Rifter took him to structure so he warped out with the WCS he equipped.
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Kahega Amielden
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.25 21:14:00 -
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Quote:
He fought with his Myrm for a few minutes, but my Rifter took him to structure so he warped out with the WCS he equipped.
Vat
Originally by: Catharacta
My CNR runs on salvager tears.
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Kylezanto
Minmatar
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.12.25 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Kahega Amielden
Quote:
He fought with his Myrm for a few minutes, but my Rifter took him to structure so he warped out with the WCS he equipped.
Vat
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Berious
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2008.12.25 21:37:00 -
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Must've really wanted that stab
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ollobrains2
Gallente
New Eve Order Holdings
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Posted - 2008.12.25 21:44:00 -
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twas the season for smartness
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Storeslemm
Doom Generation
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Posted - 2008.12.26 11:11:00 -
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It seems that several of us has recieved blessings from above this very Christmas ;)
Xmas Present
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Dhejay Centrix
Caldari
The Wailing Doom
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Posted - 2008.12.26 11:16:00 -
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I lolled so much that all the Turkey fell out.
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alexreborn
Sekura-Corporation
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Posted - 2008.12.26 16:13:00 -
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im confused... a rifter took a myrmidon to structure? if he put like 5 light drones in there of any race he woulda probably killed u....
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