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Haitchi Allamut
The Movement
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:21:00 -
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My objective is simple: World Domination.
My motive is a little bit more complex: My mother never loved me.
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to choke on their food, bewildered by my arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where he they come from? And why does he look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, I must steal the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivalled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must unleash my doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. My name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be my prom date. Everyone will bow before my superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of me.
At this point in time I'm yet to make any progress what so ever :(
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Ethic Fail
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:27:00 -
[2]
oh
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RedSplat
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:28:00 -
[3]
oh
There was even talk of French toast
But there was none to be had |
Kylezanto
Minmatar
The Really Awesome Players
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:32:00 -
[4]
oh
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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:43:00 -
[5]
C-C-C-c-cc.....
oh
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 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Constance Harme
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:52:00 -
[6]
Edited by: Constance Harme on 26/12/2008 22:52:44
I can see a fatal flaw in your plan, you've told everyone your plan and in doing so have lost the element of surprise.
Edit: Oh
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Darkstar Deceiver
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:56:00 -
[7]
SHUT THE OH UP
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Eudamidas
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Posted - 2008.12.26 22:56:00 -
[8]
oh
p.s. dont steal my wit noobs.
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Woke up, got myself a gun |
Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis
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Posted - 2008.12.26 23:09:00 -
[9]
ho?
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Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space
Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2
WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Kleeborp'T'Retard
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Posted - 2008.12.26 23:10:00 -
[10]
Originally by: Artemis Rose
ho?
ho ho?
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Amarria Drezine
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Posted - 2008.12.26 23:53:00 -
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Originally by: Constance Harme
Edited by: Constance Harme on 26/12/2008 22:52:44
I can see a fatal flaw in your plan, you've told everyone your plan and in doing so have lost the element of surprise.
This
Oh!
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Jovoich
Infestation.
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Posted - 2008.12.27 00:35:00 -
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Oh, WoW!
I call 'Bull****' CCP. Isn't it great that the alchemy process was introduced & can 'take up the slack?' |
Angela Moore
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Posted - 2008.12.27 05:02:00 -
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Originally by: Haitchi Allamut
My objective is simple: World Domination.
My motive is a little bit more complex: My mother never loved me.
Stage One
To begin my plan, I must first assassinate a rich and powerful ceo. This will cause the world to choke on their food, bewildered by my arrival. Who is this criminal mastermind? Where he they come from? And why does he look so good in battle armor?
Stage Two
Next, I must steal the internet. This will all be done from a space station, a mysterious place of unrivalled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do my every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, I must unleash my doomsday device, bringing about pain, suffering, the usual. My name shall become synonymous with horror, and no man will ever again dare refuse to be my prom date. Everyone will bow before my superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to erect a gigantic statue of me.
At this point in time I'm yet to make any progress what so ever :(
bill gates has already done it
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Rivur'Tam
the united
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Posted - 2008.12.27 06:23:00 -
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i'll be ur date to the prom i'll even pretend i don't want it after the prom but u secretly will know i do
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Socrates' psalmody
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Posted - 2008.12.27 07:55:00 -
[15]
oh!
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Tobias Sjodin
Ore Mongers
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Posted - 2008.12.27 08:11:00 -
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Haitchi is posting while high again.
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Le Poupon
Gallente
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2008.12.27 10:48:00 -
[17]
It's a hell of a drug
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