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techzer0
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.30 20:30:00 -
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Before you read this thinking it is an epic tale of millions scammed, I'll tell you, it's not. It's a tale of complete failure at EVE.
The Scam starts:
[19:56:37] IDLE CEO > Scammer > look mate im sure you've been through this before so ill cut to the chase. im willing to send you 5 million ISk right now in good faith, kill you, split the profit giving you 60% in contract
I miss the convo in private chat that follows, but the agreed upon amount to split my CEO's 200mil isk bounty is 25mil. At which point I start loudly protesting on comms that our CEO's bounty is fake and basically causing a ruckus and much lols on my own.
The 25mil is sent, our CEO closes convo amid much giggling and "You got scammed" speak on comms. I promptly receive a 25mil isk bounty.
So we figure 25 mil scammed off of some poor soul who thought to trust a pirate with a bounty for being shady, whatever, no big deal, it was good for lols.
Then the convo request comes. Seems that the scammer was not done...
[20:05:50] Scammer > Its alright dude
[20:05:59] Scammer > Im not going to bother screaming at you
[20:06:02] techzer0 > look at my bounty
[20:06:07] Scammer > infact im not mad =)
[20:06:21] IDLE CEO > its ok
[20:06:28] techzer0 > OMG OMG OMG i'm wanted o.0
[20:06:40] IDLE CEO > if u only knew how many people as me this so many times
[20:06:44] Scammer > Its just a game and ill make it in a couple horus back
[20:07:02] Scammer > lol I had a good idea
[20:07:09] IDLE CEO > tec has your isk
[20:07:14] IDLE CEO > on his head now
[20:07:23] Scammer > coolios
[20:07:25] Scammer > good for him :)
[20:07:29] IDLE CEO > go get him
[20:07:37] Scammer > infact I could buy my isk
[20:07:42] Scammer > 200 mill right now anywho
[20:07:49] Scammer > so I really don't care :P
[20:08:23] IDLE CEO > u buy isk?
[20:08:23] techzer0 > buy what?
[20:08:27] Scammer > isk
[20:08:38] Scammer > 10 dollars for 200 mill isk
[20:08:38] techzer0 > petition sent
I dunno about you, but this just made my day 
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 Originally by: Nexus Kinnon
I could outgay you even without my pink tutu. >.>
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Captain Pompous
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Posted - 2008.12.30 20:51:00 -
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that made me smile :)
good story
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hellsknights
Hells Angels Inc.
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Posted - 2008.12.30 21:23:00 -
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That Dude just won
THE FRUITCAKE AWARD OF THE DAY!!!
BIG BIG WINNNNNNNERRRRR
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Rilwar
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
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Posted - 2008.12.30 22:11:00 -
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"lol hay guys I suck at backpedaling when I got owned by the ebil piwates, oh hay also I buy isk"
OP: This is, in fact, very epic.
An epic tale of LULZ
/me tosses highfive @ tech
---O-H--S-H-*-T---
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Miranda Reactor
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Posted - 2008.12.30 22:19:00 -
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spam i see in noob channel has 1B goin for about that much, not only is he an idiot for buying isk but he is gettin a really bad deal on it :)
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Scrym
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2008.12.30 22:21:00 -
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Wait... When you buy something illegally that is legal (like buying cigarettes that fell off a truck) you should pay waaaaay less than what the item costs? He is only saving like $5 off of the time card price.
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Rilwar
22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
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Posted - 2008.12.30 22:34:00 -
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Originally by: Scrym
Wait... When you buy something illegally that is legal (like buying cigarettes that fell off a truck) you should pay waaaaay less than what the item costs? He is only saving like $5 off of the time card price.
Why would you do that?
I'm going to gouge you for every applicable cent denomination possible, and even some that still aren't.
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Meat Missle
Amarr
IDLE GUNS
IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2008.12.30 22:37:00 -
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worldofwarcraft.com much?
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Drake Draconis
Minmatar
Shadow Cadre
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Posted - 2008.12.30 23:00:00 -
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Quote:
[20:07:37] Scammer > infact I could buy my isk
[20:07:42] Scammer > 200 mill right now anywho
[20:07:49] Scammer > so I really don't care :P
[20:08:23] IDLE CEO > u buy isk?
[20:08:23] techzer0 > buy what?
[20:08:27] Scammer > isk [20:08:38] Scammer > 10 dollars for 200 mill isk
[20:08:38] techzer0 > petition sent
You'd think the guy would get hit by a freight train and still not feel it.
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www.shadowcadre.com
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Eudamidas
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2008.12.31 00:56:00 -
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i'll hump tech's leg too
or not
i shall just say
oh?
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