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Willy Pete
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Posted - 2009.01.04 05:33:00 -
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*sigh* I needed a job. So I started cleaning rooms. It was good work but some of the tenants didn't like it so much. But no one ever tried to slap me. Until tonight. I was just cleaing out a room. It was so dirty! It really neaded cleaning - lots of things needed to be taken care of. But this fat hyperion guy threw off the sheets and attacked me! Thank god for the Concord security guys. They popped him good.
When they left and I cleaned out his room, I got 3 Gallente Navy 425 Rail Guns - I'm a liberal, I hate guns, but seemed like a tip to me. Then, under the desk when I was dusting I found something called a Gallente Navy Mag Field Stabilizer. Didn't know what that was, so I put it on Ebay. Finally, behind the toilet, I found a Sanscha Electrum Tag. It sonded dangerous, so I put on my pink rubber gloves and threw it on Ebay as well.
The saddest thing of all was the poor drones. 5 Warrior IIs and 3 Hobgoblins IIs were just sitting there in the closet - lost as little guys can be. I thought of calling drone control, but at the last minute I scooped them up and took them home. They are the nicest little guys and perfectly house trained.
So for all you people who rent Dodixie rooms, please don't slap the help. First, your Momma told you to clean up your room. Second, if you abuse the help, Concord gonna abuse you.
Nite, nite. Tips welcome.
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UMEE
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Posted - 2009.01.04 19:24:00 -
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cant wait!
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Overseer Aliena
Caldari Lord of Wars
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Posted - 2009.01.05 18:39:00 -
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Sounds naughty
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Cade Morrigan
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.05 19:23:00 -
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still waiting on that story! |
Par'Gellen
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2009.01.05 19:32:00 -
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I must know the details! ---
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Overseer Aliena
Caldari Lord of Wars
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Posted - 2009.01.05 19:38:00 -
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We should play narrator, who wants to start the story?
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Shun Makoto
Caldari 22nd Black Rise Defensive Unit
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Posted - 2009.01.05 19:41:00 -
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Were you being a bad ninja?
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Juelia Wolf
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Posted - 2009.01.06 03:54:00 -
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Originally by: Overseer Aliena We should play narrator, who wants to start the story?
So i was walking down the street when suddenly...
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Boomey Pootra
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Posted - 2009.01.06 04:41:00 -
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Sounds like some poor ninja salvager either got told off, or had his juicy wrecks shot and blown up before he could do his naughty thing.
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Battleclash
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Posted - 2009.01.06 04:42:00 -
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Originally by: Juelia Wolf
Originally by: Overseer Aliena We should play narrator, who wants to start the story?
So i was walking down the street when suddenly...
When a well dressed man jumped out of nowhere and asked me if I wanted a job.....
Originally by: Vladimir Ilych Stupidity is universal.
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Juelia Wolf
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Posted - 2009.01.06 05:24:00 -
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Originally by: Battleclash
Originally by: Juelia Wolf
Originally by: Overseer Aliena We should play narrator, who wants to start the story?
So i was walking down the street when suddenly...
When a well dressed man jumped out of nowhere and asked me if I wanted a job.....
And i told her no, but i have a message for you.
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Erika Bronz
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Posted - 2009.01.06 06:04:00 -
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Originally by: Juelia Wolf And i told her no, but i have a message for you.
Continuing story: Criminals have a hard time around here.
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Par'Gellen
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2009.01.06 13:27:00 -
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Originally by: Erika Bronz Criminals have a hard time around here.
What with all the citizens being heavily armed as they are.
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CCP Applebabe
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Posted - 2009.01.07 05:28:00 -
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OP lacks of content.
Locked.
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