Originally by: EdFromHumanResources

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This is going to be the most one sided war in Eve history

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Originally by: AN ATTROCITY

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I was thinking of making this really unwitty and cringey post, and spelling everything poorly in order to get Mitnal {the hero he is} to repeatedly tell me that I needed to learn english, and then I was planning on continuing to post badly in many threads where I was not relevant. I then had this bright idea that if I make my posts a different colour, people will pay attention to my AMAZING POSTING. I was then considering drafting a large group of post-peak alliances and adding in a few terrible ones for numbers, and then, in a moment of brilliance, I would make a really big thing of a threat to a region and then not actually invade it. I would quickly log off or pretend I didn't understand if someone pointed out I was terrible or threw me a troll which was TOO HOT TO HANDLE. I pondered then, 'actually, is this a good idea?' and I came to the conclusion that in fact - it was not, as it would mirror this attrocious and horrific thread.

So, instead I made a square of :rolleyes:






... and quoted some gay fanfic

"A soft peal of laughter rang out through the quiet forest, the sound was mesmerizing, it engulfed me completely. I looked up slowly and beheld the most beautiful site I have ever seen. With the sun directly behind him, his head was haloed like that of an angel, his gorgeous angular features were emphasized by the light behind him. He looked down at me and offered a hand, I slowly reached out and let him help me to my feet. As I stood there, gazing into his beautiful dazzling eyes, naked as the day I was born, I was dumbstruck. I couldn't say a thing, I couldn't move, his face was about a foot from mine and I still could not believe this was happening."

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Originally by: Oofig VanDoogan

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Ive died horribly both times due to me being terrible at eve,

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Originally by: Porgy

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Originally by: Cippalippus Primus

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I agree, Graalum stop the hurf blurf and chill a bit.

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Poor Graalum's been riding the bitter train over in.. um... where u at again?

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Originally by: amarrcommander

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How does Axe feel about BoB playing with -A- now btw? Has to be a knife in the back no?

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