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Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 01:41:00 - [1] In the evemail tonight is a wardec from MERCENARIES OF D00M, with a bogus alt ceo made a few hours ago in a currently 4 member corp. So, whats next? Care? Laugh? Think it matters? Or wait for the stunt to add random other people to the corp and stuff it up to attack my corp? I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.01.11 01:48:00 - [2] Roll a new alt. :D Organize your corp, and take the fight to them. Have fun! Karrade-Confirming all pirate babies come from me Surfin's PlunderBunny-I always knew you were a woman Karrade-I am a man of many talents.
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 01:50:00 - [3] How do you take on some lamebear that wants to do PvP but can't seem to find that little thing in space called 0.0? I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2009.01.11 01:56:00 - [4] Originally by: Irish Blend How do you take on some lamebear that wants to do PvP but can't seem to find that little thing in space called 0.0? you go to 0.0 oh, wait... ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Sniper Wolf18 Gallente A Pretty Pony Princess	Posted - 2009.01.11 02:10:00 - [5] Originally by: Irish Blend How do you take on some lamebear that wants to do PvP but can't seem to find that little thing in space called 0.0? You get into your trollmobile and post a thread about it By the way, does it annoy you when you didnt realise that you were reading my sig?
K1RTH G3RS3N Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.	Posted - 2009.01.11 02:36:00 - [6] Edited by: K1RTH G3RS3N on 11/01/2009 02:36:28 sorry but this is just stupid... chances are youre gunna die lots if youre loling at the fact hes using a noob alt ceo like it means nothing.
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 02:51:00 - [7] It does...its either a joke or someone real or someone very real. The effects are exactly the same. A corp CEO can do nothing about it. What is the absolute worst case thing that can happen? A corp disbands some of its members, they still group up from a chat channel, voice coms, mailing list, and sit in an NPC corp. Nothing else changes about how they play the game. For those corp members that don't want to do any PvP, all this does is make the decide to hang it out, group up more, or go back to an NPC bucket corp immune from this which to them is nonsense. So yes, lol - What would you expect? Some form of real respect and shaking in their boots over this? Why not have the real people form the corp that files the wardec? For the mystery of who might be in it for the element of suprise? Puh lease - I just spent the past few weeks in IMMENSEA with my corp where the alliance around has ran and hid in their POS everytime a red flew into local. I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell
eXtas Atomic Battle Penguins	Posted - 2009.01.11 02:56:00 - [8] put weapons on our pos's add the wt's to addressbook run locator agents on them put neural alts to watch them kill them if you fail hie mercs
Scarlet Pimpdaddy Minmatar	Posted - 2009.01.11 03:11:00 - [9] Does anyone actually care if this person has been war dec'd...? Anyone...? No...? Carry on then...
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 03:17:00 - [10] Originally by: Scarlet Pimpdaddy Does anyone actually care if this person has been war dec'd...? Anyone...? No...? Carry on then... I like you avatar...will you change it when Howard Stern retires in 20 months? I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell

Le Skunk Low Sec Liberators Chubby Chuppers Chubba Chups	Posted - 2009.01.11 03:18:00 - [11] roll corp manager on alt slot start corp jump into corp when wardecced laugh at CCPs **ety mechanics repeat the above wardec yourself with alt corps to push up price if all else fails drop into noob corp and be untouchable (pending suicide gank changes from ccp) cold harsh universe lol. watch ccp staff drive expensive cars with carebear subscriptions cry as games soul dies Originally by:** CCP Navigator People who think I am joking or talking big are going to understand very quickly that there will be order
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 03:20:00 - [12] Originally by: eXtas put weapons on our pos's add the wt's to addressbook run locator agents on them put neural alts to watch them kill them if you fail hie mercs Yep - great info Doing the warning messages to corp mates No POS, we sold them all of when we left our previous alliance Thats the one we have to wait and see I guess - since this is a corp made to do this, it will just take a bit of time to find the names. Locator agents - know of two close by, one of these days, got to find out how to locate locator agents ;) Alts to watch stations / systems easy to do - the go one jump ahead The hard part is going to bne finding out what time zone they are in so we know when they won't be bothing us while school is in session. I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 03:22:00 - [13] Edited by: Irish Blend on 11/01/2009 03:23:12 Originally by: Le Skunk roll corp manager on alt slot start corp jump into corp when wardecced laugh at CCPs ****ety mechanics I saw this as a serious way around this, but this really only adds another small ISK cost to the person who does the wardec. Their filling on a second corp isn't that much greater. With a wardec so cheap and so common, its not much of a threat once people get over the suprise of it. I mean, what, play a race of moving from corp to corp while they wardec, run out of available wardec slots and then make another boug alt corp to wardec from another 3 times? AWith 24 hours to vote and then notice, its not going to be that hard to burn up 2 weeks of no shots being fired. But do people really do this? I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 03:45:00 - [14] We are in big trouble - Strawe is in the corp that wardec'd us
doctorstupid2 The Accursed	Posted - 2009.01.11 03:48:00 - [15] Originally by: Irish Blend How do you take on some lamebear that wants to do PvP but can't seem to find that little thing in space called 0.0? 0.0 has a lot more to do with mining than it does with PVP.
Dun Bynar Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.11 15:24:00 - [16] Edited by: Dun Bynar on 11/01/2009 15:27:14 Originally by: Le Skunk roll corp manager on alt slot start corp jump into corp when wardecced laugh at CCPs **ety mechanics repeat the above wardec yourself with alt corps to push up price if all else fails drop into noob corp and be untouchable (pending suicide gank changes from ccp) cold harsh universe lol. watch ccp staff drive expensive cars with carebear subscriptions cry as games soul dies blah blah blah..if any that bs is a real consideration for you...well i have nothing else for u. on the other hand if their dec 's you off...take the advice of locater agents, nuet spys on where they are at..and go kick the ** out of them...when they end the dec.... dec them back until they run hide and change back to thier mains...and while you may never find out who they really were...it really doesnt matter because you beat them at thier own game and made them run home to momma with thier lil tears that should make you smile. oh and doctor stupid..........what part of nbsi dont you grasp, mate there are 400 times as many kills per hour in 0.0 as in the empire......where do these guys come from? ....nvm wow
RedSplat Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.01.11 15:38:00 - [17] Edited by: RedSplat on 11/01/2009 15:37:52 Originally by: Dun Bynar WoW Yes. Not really a Troll
Number 86 Eat Ship and Die	Posted - 2009.01.11 18:13:00 - [18] Edited by: Number 86 on 11/01/2009 18:14:03 internets......
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2009.01.11 18:21:00 - [19] Originally by: Le Skunk roll corp manager on alt slot start corp jump into corp when wardecced laugh at CCPs **ety mechanics repeat the above wardec yourself with alt corps to push up price if all else fails drop into noob corp and be untouchable (pending suicide gank changes from ccp) cold harsh universe lol. watch ccp staff drive expensive cars with carebear subscriptions cry as games soul dies cry me a river skunk ----------------------------------------- Originally by:** Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
Enden Assulu Caldari Atomic Mexicans	Posted - 2009.01.11 18:29:00 - [20] I would suggest googling these guys to see if they ahve a killobard and if that fails try battle clinic. IF they look serious play docking games/drop from corp if not laugh in thier faces and do nothing or take some frigates and have a laugh ;)

Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.11 18:34:00 - [21] One is a sold toon rcently purchased, there are form Wolf Pack members so far. They look like people who bought accounts, got kicked out of The Wolf Pack when they found out the accounts were purchased, are into into role playing. We do have this video from their last battle I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell
Thorek Ironbrow Caldari Atomic Mexicans	Posted - 2009.01.11 18:35:00 - [22] This will be dealt with. ____________________________ Originally by: Elirel this thread is about serious Internet Spaceship stuff. [/
mothyowns teeny tiny space pirates	Posted - 2009.01.11 21:13:00 - [23] This will be dealt with. http://desusig.crumplecorn.com/
Scatim Helicon GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.11 23:13:00 - [24] Gentlemen, get out of your implants and into your rifters.
Djan Anaplian Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2009.01.11 23:51:00 - [25] ruuuuuuuuuuun
DayWalker48 MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.12 00:06:00 - [26] Oh look, I'm famous. Pay us the ransom (it's not much) and we'll go away, and you can keep your corp intact without all that nasty PVP stuff .
Joe Starbreaker Starbreaker Frigateers	Posted - 2009.01.12 00:12:00 - [27] Originally by: DayWalker48 Oh look, I'm famous. Pay us the ransom (it's not much) and we'll go away, and you can keep your corp intact without all that nasty PVP stuff . This seems to be the best course of action tbh. Let us know if you pay up, and how much, because I might want to dec you next.
Strawe MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.12 00:14:00 - [28] Lightning Bolt!
Eneroth Caldari The Wolf Pack	Posted - 2009.01.12 00:25:00 - [29] All I can tell you is what I know. Strawe was my master griefer in The Wolf Pack. He was one of my directors. Word got to me that his account was sold and some things happened that I am not at liberty to discuss. Hence he was removed from his position of power at HWP. If the original owner is still in control of the toon....yeah....good luck.
DayWalker48 MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.12 00:28:00 - [30] Originally by: Eneroth All I can tell you is what I know. Strawe was my master griefer in The Wolf Pack. He was one of my directors. Word got to me that his account was sold and some things happened that I am not at liberty to discuss. Hence he was removed from his position of power at HWP. If the original owner is still in control of the toon....yeah....good luck.

Kyvon Gallente 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.12 02:48:00 - [31] lol. i wonder how bored they are just sitting outside of stations while everyone is just playing with alts....I for one have been following daywalker in my killer ibis of doom
Strawe MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.12 04:19:00 - [32] Originally by: Kyvon lol. i wonder how bored they are just sitting outside of stations while everyone is just playing with alts....I for one have been following daywalker in my killer ibis of doom Actually, we're AFK outside those stations because we know that you won't undock your mains anyways.
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.12 05:38:00 - [33] Are those zeros in your corp name? I dont want to mistype it
LordInvisible Gallente The CULT OF DAMNED	Posted - 2009.01.12 10:57:00 - [34] 2009.01.12 10:56 The scumsucker is located at Ziona III - Moon 1 - Kaalakiota Corporation Warehouse station in the Ziona system, Mobit constellation of Domain region. With regards, Saonellieu Baerse. -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- We are recruting: Recruitment
Greme Amarr Slacker Industries	Posted - 2009.01.12 12:04:00 - [35] Originally by: Le Skunk WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DayWalker48 MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.12 18:16:00 - [36] Originally by: Irish Blend Are those zeros in your corp name? I dont want to mistype it 00s. We're just that cool.
Concorduck Gallente	Posted - 2009.01.12 18:19:00 - [37] Originally by: LordInvisible 2009.01.12 10:56 The scumsucker is located at Ziona III - Moon 1 - Kaalakiota Corporation Warehouse station in the Ziona system, Mobit constellation of Domain region. With regards, Saonellieu Baerse. SOMEONE IN ZIONA GET HIM ----------------------------------------- Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.13 18:08:00 - [38] Edited by: MadMuppet on 13/01/2009 18:10:44 DAY 1 : So we are at war, very scary stuff too. I shake in fear at the sudden thought of my large unarmed cargo box being blown to pieces instantly. The Eveverse is so small that I might be cornered at any moment. I tremble as I float here in space, mining laser at the ready prepared to remove the space dust of an enemy battle cruiser moments before I have it vaporized around me. I find a pencil, it isn't sharp enough so I whittle away at it to make it extra-pointy. It is my weapon of last resort. DAY 2: I continue to ply the space ways to find more asteroids to tear asunder waxing apathetic that death will find me at any moment. I now have a second pencil at the ready, tucked behind my ear menacingly. Tonight I dine on rations while chopping up another set of asteroids. Last night I did lose my ship, but it was to a bunch of legitimate pirates in a low-security area of space. It is good to see people trying to make an honest living in space in light of all of the events of the last 24 hours. Events earlier were very anti-climatic as well. Concerned about a load of frozen goods that might spoil in the station (and not wanting another spoiled cargo ticket from the Concord authorities) I careful weaved my way in to Ziona, knowing that my ship would stand no change against the certain death of the battle cruisers stalking the corp. I had heard the chatter on the comm system from the other day, so I knew the threat was real. "I am parked outside your station! Come out and fight me!" "Come on out! One-on-one!" The next transmission was garbled, but it sounds something like, "Aw come on, you gonna come out and play or not?" So as I approached Ziona I feared a Giant Death Cruiser of Doom* would pop my ship at any moment. But there was nothing. I grabbed my frozen goods and raced out of the station, watching the timer tick over as my ship slowly, painfully, rotated in to alignment. Warp Drive Active! YES! I had escaped! I fly to the next system, but there was no trap. Then the next and the next. Nothing. I check the comm system and the clock. Maybe the war was over. Nope. Odd. War sure is quiet. Well, my favorite show is being broadcast, '23' it is a story of a Minmatar government agent saving the galaxy from the great political downtime, I never miss an episode. Maybe that is where the enemy pilots are, at the bar watching '23' as well. And the war continues... *GDCoD is a trademark of the Amarmattel Toy Company, all rights reserved.
DayWalker48 MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.13 21:05:00 - [39] Are you still hiding in Trytedald? I have to admit, I was too lazy to come find you. So there you have it, folks. Run far enough and your problems go away.
Lhasa Arlen Amarr Ministry of War	Posted - 2009.01.13 21:32:00 - [40] Originally by: doctorstupid2 Originally by: Irish Blend How do you take on some lamebear that wants to do PvP but can't seem to find that little thing in space called 0.0? 0.0 has a lot more to do with mining than it does with PVP. A salient point, indeed.

Strawe MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.13 21:55:00 - [41] Originally by: MadMuppet rubbish I believe you forgot to mention those ships you lost to concord because you shot us before the war went active.
Maximus Caelum Clan Eshin	Posted - 2009.01.13 22:16:00 - [42] bump for sh*ts and giggles
Kyvon Gallente 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.13 23:59:00 - [43] Edited by: Kyvon on 13/01/2009 23:59:55 Originally by: Strawe Originally by: MadMuppet rubbish I believe you forgot to mention those ships you lost to concord because you shot us before the war went active. so ya. cant count getting concorded as your kill... only DayWalker48 has a kill thus far. and that was pre-arranged witha noob who wanted to see 'what pvp was like' :P a true gentleman, kept his word and didnt pod him :)
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.01.14 00:05:00 - [44] shoot some people i guess idk
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.01.14 00:06:00 - [45] Originally by: Irish Blend Are those zeros in your corp name? I dont want to mistype it this is an amazing post and you should be proud
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2009.01.14 00:08:00 - [46] This is just so underwhelming.
Miney Prospector Caldari Noob Mercs	Posted - 2009.01.14 01:49:00 - [47] I'm book marking this thread for those nights I have trouble falling asleep.
Matrix Skye Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:01:00 - [48] Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Originally by: Irish Blend Are those zeros in your corp name? I dont want to mistype it this is an amazing post and you should be proud THIS is an amazing post and you should be proud
Matrix Skye Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:06:00 - [49] Originally by: Le Skunk blah blah i hate ccp blah blah i hate eve blah blah but i still play blah blah i miss privateers blah blah no more easy targets blah blah im so suave blah blah waaaaaah blah blah Skunkie, nice to see you still playing, still eating cheese and drinking that toxic wine of yours :D
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:46:00 - [50] Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 14/01/2009 02:46:21 Originally by: Matrix Skye Skunkie, nice to see you still playing, still eating cheese and drinking that toxic wine of yours :D All wine is toxic. The human body cannot metabolize alcohol, and when alcohol becomes present in certain organs in too high a quantity too quickly it can cause various problems. POSTS

Matrix Skye Caldari	Posted - 2009.01.14 02:56:00 - [51] Heh, I learned something new today... Whadduya know .
Strawe MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.14 03:06:00 - [52] Originally by: Kyvon more rubbish Wrong again. Stop posting. Forever.
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military School	Posted - 2009.01.14 03:20:00 - [53] 2/10. Started well and had great potential, but it failed to live up to what it promised.
Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.01.14 08:06:00 - [54] Originally by: Matrix Skye Originally by: Nexus Kinnon Originally by: Irish Blend Are those zeros in your corp name? I dont want to mistype it this is an amazing post and you should be proud THIS is an amazing post and you should be proud thanks, you've always been there for me man
Vampari Hawkus Endeavor Enterprises INC Babylon Project	Posted - 2009.01.14 13:11:00 - [55] PAY UP or DIE BEAR !!! Originally by: Irish Blend In the evemail tonight is a wardec from MERCENARIES OF D00M, with a bogus alt ceo made a few hours ago in a currently 4 member corp. So, whats next? Care? Laugh? Think it matters? Or wait for the stunt to add random other people to the corp and stuff it up to attack my corp?
ShadowMaiden Amarr Metal Machine	Posted - 2009.01.14 14:02:00 - [56] Edited by: ShadowMaiden on 14/01/2009 14:03:08 Originally by: doctorstupid2 0.0 has a lot more to do with mining than it does with PVP. I see you've been reading the CVA manifesto too >.>
Malak Alraheem	Posted - 2009.01.14 16:15:00 - [57] Edited by: Malak Alraheem on 14/01/2009 16:19:14
MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.14 16:19:00 - [58] DAY 3: The war continues. Today I found a pencil sharpener, so my two combat pencils (one behind each ear) will never be dull and I will never run out of ammo. It even has a novelty chip in it that says æYour pencil has run out of chargesÆ when you use it. I did catch some cross chatter on the comm system and I thought I should make note of it here: They DO know where I was! How could this be? Then I saw a sign at a station that said æLocator AgentÆ. I went over to her and asked her, ôAre you able to tell people where I am?ö and she replied ôYou are right here.ö GASP! She was right! I had better make sure that I donÆt find myself again like that, I might give myself away to the enemy. Next up, the ransom message. Wait, how many zeros is that? 1,2,3,4à wow. I cross check the message with another. Nope. No typo, that was the amount. Well, we havenÆt paid it yet, and there is no pro-rated chart for it, so the losses we must taking have to be staggering to pay that muchà Loading corp combat recordsà Cross ref: Mercenaries of Doom inflicted losses. Results = 4. Modify search for all losses inflicted after the start of the war. Results = 2 Modify search to remove losses inflicted on known traitors, moles, and spies that caused self inflicted losses in failed attempts to trap other members. Results =1. Compare cost of lost ship with amount of ransom demand factoring production and mining income reductions from the æwarÆà carry the oneà huhàdid you know that a calculator can laugh? I will admit that leaving my regular stomping grounds for another system has caused a certain logistical issue for me. The asteroid belts out here are much larger, far more dense, and closer to the stations forcing me to have to fly less and mine more. This has forced me to totally rebalance all my books for the upcoming tax season. You see I had them in a nice stack by the starboard view port, but with all the extra docking and undocking from the shorter flight times they fell over. I have been trying to determine what kind of a war this is. It isnÆt a war of conquest as there is no territory changing hands. It isnÆt an interdiction, as there are no fixed supply routes to disrupt. It isnÆt a war of attrition, as there have been no significant losses. Oh wait, here is some more comm trafficà Ah, got it! This is a civil war! Everybody has been very friendly I guess. The single recorded combat loss was based on an agreed upon meet on the field of battle. How very noble of them to hold it that way. There is also a cross-chat about PVP ships, local sporting events, and green jello recipes. One more bit of comm traffic to report. There was a sighting of an enemy ship in the Domain area following one of our ships. This is followed shortly there after by another sighting of the same enemy ship attempting an animalistic docking hump maneuver with an unwilling ship piloted by someone with a similar name to our corp member. Huh. IÆve been watching reruns of the Benny Hull Variety Space Show, the babes are something to be beholdà wowzer!
Kyvon Gallente 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.15 09:22:00 - [59] Personal Log: i think i saw one of them come online for 5 minutes today... but i was up in The Forge training new recruits so we didn't say hi or cross lasers. I had started to think DayWalker as a friend, if not, at least a chivalrous enemy for agreeing to good terms of combat and sticking to them. except we haven't seen him online in 2 days now. This always happens when a small merc corp declares on the current 'training noobs' corp I'm in. so boring to be on the lookout in local for 2 names that glow bright red that never appear... :(
MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.15 14:58:00 - [60] Day 4: The conflict continues. At least I think it does. There has been no sign of the enemy the few times IÆm been flying in the last 24 hours. There are also no additional reports of losses from either side. I have heard from some of the other pilots explaining that they are suffering from the same problems I am, that is, finding asteroid belts with more minerals that we are used to forcing us to make above average incomes. Perhaps this is the cunning plan to get us to make mistakes on the tax forms so we all get audited in a couple months for misreporting our incomes? What is going on around here? Oh wait; my new oracle sphere might have the answer. What is an oracle sphere you ask? It is a small gloss black tritainum sphere with a small flat window on one side that you look in to (it also keeps if from rolling off the control panel). You hold it up above your head and shake it, calling it twice by name, and ask it yes/no or true/false questions. You then peer in to the window and the answer is revealed to you. I bought the top of the line model, which is supposed to include a navigational assistant. The models are named after military ranks, the cheapest being the Private model, which is only slight less useful than flipping a coin in a zero-g environment. I however went all out and bought the Admiral version. I named it Tim, after my now deceased pet bird who liked to sleep in the thermal-regulator coupling. Holding the Oracle Sphere over my head I declare: ôAdmiral Tim Tim!ö (Yelling seems to yield better answers IÆve found) ôCan this war be over?ö I peer in to the window, æoutlook not certainÆ Huh. ôAdmiral Tim Tim! Will a large battle fleet of capital ships come to our rescue soon?ö æMark my words, very soonÆ Sigh. OK, that is a known bug with the Oracle Sphere system, no matter how many firmware updates they release for it, the manufacturer says that that answer is never correct and should be ignored as a flight of fantasy. ôAdmiral Tim Tim! Should I have red wine with my Tim bird curry?ö æYes and truly, this is right.Æ Ok, time to eat. MMM tastes like chicken. Until tomorrowà

Nexus Kinnon Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.01.15 16:11:00 - [61] Do you really expect anyone to read that cos damn
Dani SP Caldari Rupture Farms Mining	Posted - 2009.01.15 16:49:00 - [62] Edited by: Dani SP on 15/01/2009 16:50:26 Edited by: Dani SP on 15/01/2009 16:50:02 I guess this is one of those stupid newbie wars... - The attackers, ehr... they spend their lifes staring at headquarters station... epileptic issues and hospitalizations are not uncommon ;) and obviously the millions are spent illogically in this war. - The others are just carebears who stop playing normally and then sit at their stations even when they are probably 10jumps from the nearest attacker. But who cares. They run an alt or just ruin their main character's economy. Both corporations full of noobies LOST :)
Kyvon Gallente 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.15 17:35:00 - [63] the whole point muppet is making, we havent lost at all... he's mining better than ever... and ive continued my PVE missioning as normal and from changing to ever higher quality agents, theyve throughly lost me. now im 18 jumps from where they started doing the next level from when this 'war' started. and i actually made a run into the HQ they usually camp just to drop off goods that i'm keeping for later. we arent carebears, they were hired by the leader of the alliance we just left, which has SOMEHOW managed to hold 5 of the 8 systems they once had SOV over. now THATS an alliance of carebares whose entire defense mantra is 'stay under the POS shields.' we're headed back out to 0.0 as soon as we remake the billions of lost isk from being the only people who actually fought raiding parties. which we usually lost because the other 15 ships in local were under the POS shields like normal...
Nephilius Caldari Grey Legionaires	Posted - 2009.01.15 19:21:00 - [64] MadMuppet, how goes the strain of war? I know it must certainly be hell to have to deal with the sudden influx of materials coupled with the shortened flight times. Be sure that you examine the rivets on your craft to make sure there is no damage caused by the extra loads you are now forced to carry. And when you...LOOK OUT! ...Oh, sorry, thought I saw one of your pencils about to fall off your ear. Disaster averted. You should probably have all your tax forms double-checked, just to ensure that you do not incur the dreaded Audit-Dec. Hang in there and hopefully you will ne'er be led astray by an Oracle Sphere tempted by bribes from the enemy, or the refining facilities that have to deal with the ramped-up influx of materials. May the Forc...uh, Live long an...hmmmm...well, fly safe? Yes, that's it...fly safe. I ate a Carebear once...couldn't quit farting rainbows for a month.
MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.16 15:23:00 - [65] Day 5: CaptainÆs logà Stuck ôWhereÆs that **ing plunger?ö Bit of advice, red wine should NOT be served with Tim bird curry. One should just drink the wine and use the curry as a riot control agent. OK, to businessà Flush OK, now to the newsà No end in sight for the warà also no additional combat losses and no additional sightings. I chatted with one of the enemy pilots last night, trying to get a better understanding of what is supposed to be going on. The only information that changed is their background story as to why this whole thing started; they now deny they were hired by anybody. So, they would appear to be suffering from a bit of an identity crisis, because they say they are mercenaries, but if they were not hired, then they are pirates. Maybe there is a parrot shortage again, I should check the markets, as there might be a profit there. Arr! Seeing how the background story changed I figured IÆd check and see if the ransom did, but sadly it did not. There was a very brief discussion about a change in the ransom, and I offered a value befitting of the losses we have attained. I think I was being more than fair by not making it a negative number to start, but they didnÆt see it that way and the discussion abruptly ended. Sitting here writing this, I now find the brevity of yesterdayÆs exchange very worrisome. You see I printed it out and now find that it is too short to clean myself up from last nightÆs curry. Someone has cornered the toilet paper market and IÆve run out of the station copies of the Watchstation from those guys in the pink robes with shaved eyebrows. Maybe next weekÆs chapter of the war will result in longer communications. For those of you scanning this little event log, especially the newer pilots, please feel free to come talk to us in our open chat channel 10045**. Advice if free and we do not require you to place our corporate emblem on your ship to hang out with us. We are not about to let the AFK division of the Pirates of Doom ruin our bottom line. Stop by and say hi, weÆll leave the docking bay light on for you. Fly safe.
MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.17 15:56:00 - [66] Day 6: I had to swing by the office today to check the bills. No traps sighted. No enemy sighted. Luckily things have been so quiet that all the bills were just bills and there were no Williams. Oh, yeah, war update: Ships lost in the last 24 hours to combat: 0 Amount of ransom paid: 0 Number of known engagements with enemy: 0 I was watching an ancient cartoon the other night about a dog-like creature that would hunt a very faster bird that apparently was unable to fly. This poor stupid dog would waste huge time and resources to catch this little bird, which never really seemed to care that he was the object of a dinner platter. The dog would order traps from a company called ACME, which surely must have cost a huge pile of isk. I have to wonder, if perhaps he would have benefited from sampling ordering FOOD from ACME. It reminds me of our current conflict. BeepBeep!
Miss Uylear Caldari The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre	Posted - 2009.01.17 16:10:00 - [67] Day seven. scree shhh brrrr screee gggrrrrr blink Ships auto log 10045th Log Bat - day seven. The captain wet the bed this morning. Cried himself back to sleep and then accidentally popped his capsule out of the emergency hatch for he was drunk. Hooray. I am a liberated ship. I can go where I please, I can see whom I want. I can fire upon what I deem so needed. Pity I have mining lasers, and a crappy armor buffer tank. And I'm a hauler. all of a sudden my future looks bleek and cold. Maybe I should retrieve the captain. Nah, sod that. I'll just ram into this asteroid over and over til i see sense in why I joined the 10045th Logistics Battalion. screee skrrr bishhhhh pfft end log Signed - Miss Uylear Loathe those that make misery their soulmate, and treat with just contempt for hope they abandon such a needless thing
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2009.01.17 16:18:00 - [68] Originally by: MadMuppet War logs. OMFG that is great! Have you ever considered the glorious and rewarding career of a Tax Agent? Taxman VI: Voided Ledger
s1dew1nder	Posted - 2009.01.17 18:03:00 - [69] Originally by: Irish Blend We are in big trouble - Strawe is in the corp that wardec'd us LOL, look, stay calm, Wardec from grief corps are part of the game, they want some war fun, you have 2 choices: 1. Fight them till they get board or 2. Like others said, set up another dummy corp, all leave corp 1 & leave a NEW ALT there as CEO. Now Wardec grief corp will be chasing their tails for the next few weeks ! When wardec ends, move back I remember the same thing many moons ago, it was a joke, CCP does not care about new player or new corps, griefing is part of their game. The moral, although harsh, is learn to play the game and then play the play... There is no disrespect outwitting the fox. Find a corp in 0.0 and come play with the men ;) all the best in your strategy to out smart the opposition..
Enden Assulu Caldari Atomic Mexicans	Posted - 2009.01.17 21:00:00 - [70] Posting to confirm I paid for this war.

Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.17 21:54:00 - [71] 0. lol 1. You deserve a refund 2. You should have used the ISK to help your strongest supporters, like Imperator Ceasar - he needs the money to repair the front bumper on that bus of his he threw you under 2008.12.31 09:21 MEMORANDUM FOR Irish, Vincent, Tintin and Lando SENSITIVITY: Do not discuss / not public info Gentlemen, It has come to my attention that Enden hasn't been around much and that perhaps some things are possibly falling through the cracks. I've listened to input from other members who were on at the time, ....... Ceasar I like cats, especially with General Tso's sauce http://www.skamarakas.com/jim Got a question about EVE Online, ask. If I know the answer, I will tell
Enden Assulu Caldari Atomic Mexicans	Posted - 2009.01.17 23:27:00 - [72] Edited by: Enden Assulu on 17/01/2009 23:28:44 Originally by: Irish Blend 0. lol 1. You deserve a refund 2. You should have used the ISK to help your strongest supporters, like Imperator Ceasar - he needs the money to repair the front bumper on that bus of his he threw you under 2008.12.31 09:21 MEMORANDUM FOR Irish, Vincent, Tintin and Lando SENSITIVITY: Do not discuss / not public info Gentlemen, It has come to my attention that Enden hasn't been around much and that perhaps some things are possibly falling through the cracks. I've listened to input from other members who were on at the time, ....... Ceasar I dunno, last time i checked i wasn't even in the allaince :) Also what does that mean Also DW i bought the Mercs of E-Bay P.S. It wasn't really me, and TBH i have nothing agiasnt you or any of SFA although i can't really speak for what they/you think of me. P.S.S. I can't spell
Irish Blend Caldari 10045th Logistics Battalion	Posted - 2009.01.18 01:03:00 - [73] Edited by: Irish Blend on 18/01/2009 01:03:16 I know the 10045 has nothing against you Enden. Our only beef was their dumping the logistics role on you. And then days later Imperator Ceasar trying to hit you with his bus a few times over that same position selection. I would rather hang out with the mercs that have wardec'd us then the SFA leadership team - at least the people wardec'ing us don't talk out of two sides of their mouth and their butt all at the same time.
MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.18 16:30:00 - [74] Edited by: MadMuppet on 18/01/2009 16:30:14 Day 7: Despite the sheer terror of enemy pilots being in their shipsà wait.. that isnÆt right. Let me try that again. Day 7: Despite the terror ofà umà noà Day 7: With mild concern I note that a single enemy pilot might actually be in my way as I take my heavily unarmed industrial to Lagforge station in Jita to pick up supplies for a friendÆs POS because his folks were in a shooting war where both sides were actually engaged in putting rounds on target. I mean war, whatÆs it good for? From there I flew down to UNL south to deal with some unfinished business before returning to empire (thank you to the guy that let me in). No enemy action encountered thereà from anyone. I wonder where the party was on a Saturday night. I mean Saturday night is alright for fighting, get a little action inà Well, as I write this I see the message that the war ends in six hours. We are awaiting the next step, our first indirect counter attack where we can inflict another 2million isk of losses on these guys with paperwork over the next week. So many light-years to go, and things to be foundà Note to self, red wine should not be consumed on karaoke night. While it makes me feel so fine, it keeps me rockinÆ all of the time. Oh, I did find a single parrot to replace Tim. I bought him of a pirate named Frank who was so drunk from his vodka that he was talking nonsense. IÆve named him Mir. So now, having dealt with FrankÆs nonsense and Mir, I set course for my next profit, a load small baked crisp breads for a tomato soup plant. ôPolly Mir want a cracker?ö Fly safe. I think I just redefined Crime and Pun-ishmnet
Enden Assulu Caldari Atomic Mexicans	Posted - 2009.01.18 20:40:00 - [75] That is always good to know :) Also good luck with the war n' stuff
MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.19 18:29:00 - [76] Day 8: The war is over. Yip-py. It would not appear, at the time of writing this, that the enemy will extend hostilities in to next week, thereby thwarting our indirect economic counter-attack. Bummer, I guess they were too smart for us. Looking back at the damages, it seems like it was hardly worth bothering with this whole deal. Other that day 1 posturing and the enemy begging for people to shoot at, not much really happened. I still made it to karaoke night, mining actually improved, and recruitment never really changed. I cannot understand how anybody could possibly think that four people would be able to inflict enough damage on a small decentralized corp like ours to the amount of 800 million isk. I would recommend they try something a little easier for their next adventure, perhaps herding cats or selling blinker fluid and muffler oil? It was an interesting exercise in exploration and mining expansion for me. I personally now have three sets of mining equipment in three different regions, all connected with jump clones so to hunt me down would take an enemy the better part of 45 minutes just to get to me, where after I simply hop to another set of equipment and continue playing while they hump the 45 minutes all the way back. Having my mind transplanted from one clone to another is not a big deal anymore; people say IÆve lost my mind on a regular basis, so I now have three places to find it again. The cost of this little investment was also less than 1% of the aforementioned ransom, and was easily paid for by the increased profits from the better mining. So, thank you Pirates of Doom. We are now in a much better position than we were before. See you in low-sec and 0.0, if you ever bother to actually log on. Well, until the next war. Fly safe War results may vary. No animals were actually injured during this war; they were lightly killed in an industrial accident and served in a mild curry. Offer expires while you wait, operators are standing by. 0% financing based on approved kill-mail stats only. See your local dealer for details. No warranty offered or implied. The war report has run out of charges.
Strawe MERCENARIES OF D00M	Posted - 2009.01.20 19:07:00 - [77] Edited by: Strawe on 20/01/2009 19:07:05 Since none of you guys want an accurate kill list, I'll do it. Day 1: Hulk (concorded because the war wasn't active yet) Hulk #2 (aggressed my HIC with....hobgolbin 1s? ) Drake (concorded for trying to help Hulk pilot) Mega. Days 2 -7: We were busy so we couldn't log on to entertain you
Beowulf Scheafer	Posted - 2009.01.20 19:16:00 - [78] i'm in eve since '03, and ever since it exists the "crime&punishment"-section never cheases to amaze me. beautiful threat
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2009.01.20 19:21:00 - [79] DON'T PANIC GET MANIC DON'T COPY THAT FLOPPY
Normin Bates	Posted - 2009.01.21 00:35:00 - [80] The posts from MadMuppet are the only ones that showed signs of brainz.

MadMuppet	Posted - 2009.01.21 16:55:00 - [81] Day 11: Post combat report. In response to briefly reported propaganda from the enemy (I wish they would say more, Mir died and I made another curry), I hereby submit the losses table from the corp. As posted last week. There were a total of four losses credited to the Mercenaries of Doom. Of those losses, two were the result of combat during the war period. One of those losses was an enemy plant. The last was an agreed upon duel. Official losses to Mercenaries of Doom: 1 Hulk - Killed prior to war start. 1 Megathron - Killed prior to war start. 1 Maller - Piloted by enemy plant (where is everybody? Isn't anybody going to come help me? LOL) 1 Thorax - Mutually agreed upon combat. Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. Mir curry is no better than Tim curry. While I do remember the time warp, I suffer a bit of a mind slip by trying this again. I thought I had done the calculations correctly this time, but instead everything got plugged up. Luckily I was able to work it out with a pencil. Fly safe.
Chomin H'ak Integrated Takeovers	Posted - 2009.01.21 17:03:00 - [82] Hate to say it, but was a good read 8/10
Iwanna Lickachick Minmatar Association of Community Organizers for Reform Now	Posted - 2009.01.22 17:41:00 - [83] As I've stated previously I'm easily entertained. So easily entertained in fact that during 10045th Logistics Battalion war the single high point in my day was checking for the daily war reports here in this thread. But alas, the war has come to an end, and with it the entertaining war reports of MadMuppet. Now just to clear a few things off my plate and scrounge around for some spare ISK and maybe we can get back to the humorous war reports next week. Iwanna Lickachick


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