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Munchees
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.22 00:12:00 -
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*A feed pops onto the screen, showing two frigates. An Amarr Tormentor and a Minmatar Rifter. A voice begins speaking*
Hello ladies and gentlemen. Here you can see two frigates.
In one corner, the Amarr Tormentor, weighing in at 1,180,000 kg, and holding three thousand Amarr pilgrims who until a few hours ago thought they were going to Amarr Prime, but they are looking a bit worried now.
In the other corner, a Minmatar Rifter, weighing in at 1,087,000 kg, and holding about two thousand former Minmatar slaves who thought they were on there way to the Republic. Not anymore.
Well, time to tell them about their situation!
*a video cuts to a split screen, showing the bridges of each ship, both crowded with people. A voice comes on to each ships PA*
Hello, hello. Your rides have been sitting there for a few hours, and by now I'm sure you are all wondering what is going on. You're part of an experiment. Ship captains, under the main bridge terminal, you will find a key and a radio transmitter with a button and keyhole. Each radio transmitter holds the fate of the other ship. One ship has the Amarr pilgrims, the other, the recently freed slaves. The surviving ship will be warped to the nearest statiob. If both ships are still standing in an hour, I blow you both up. Good luck.
*People in both ships are seen rushing the captains, and the screen goes back to showing both ships*
While we wait, I'd like to tell you about why-
*The Tormentor explodes*
Well, what an interesting outcome. I expected the Amarr to kill the Minmatar slaves first. Oh well. Looks like the slaves get to have salvation and paradise after all.
*The Rifter explodes, and the man begins laughing hysterically. The feed ends* |
Anneka Tong
B. S. Radioactive Sheep Farm
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Posted - 2009.01.22 00:17:00 -
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Bowb.
I like genetic engineering
Past projects: The Radioactive Sheep
Current project: CyberCow |
BloodBird
Gallente
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.01.22 01:03:00 -
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*Audio-feed transmitts, Bloodbird's voice is heard, a tad tired and annoyed*
I'm sorry to see that I was right. A man with far to much money and far to little sense, if any. Little to no morals either...
So congratulations, you have effectively killed over five thousand people in a few moments, after somehow abducting them and cramming them inside two small ships who can hardly hold a few hundred people, IF you jam them inside and use every inch of space.
I can only guess you fitted both ships with cargo expanders of the expensive kind for this. What did you possibly hope to accomplish with this, besides mass-murder?
*The feed ends*
((OOC: You DO know a Rifter is about the size of a boeng 747, right? Have you ever seen a passenger plane of that size filled with over two tousand people? Use some sense man.))
Freelancer - SAI |
Raktar Medovski
Gallente
Cute and Friends
Cute Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.22 01:08:00 -
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Edited by: Raktar Medovski on 22/01/2009 01:08:28
What a disturbed man.
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Munchees
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.01.22 01:09:00 -
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 Originally by: BloodBird
*Audio-feed transmitts, Bloodbird's voice is heard, a tad tired and annoyed*
I'm sorry to see that I was right. A man with far to much money and far to little sense, if any. Little to no morals either...
So congratulations, you have effectively killed over five thousand people in a few moments, after somehow abducting them and cramming them inside two small ships who can hardly hold a few hundred people, IF you jam them inside and use every inch of space.
I can only guess you fitted both ships with cargo expanders of the expensive kind for this. What did you possibly hope to accomplish with this, besides mass-murder?
*The feed ends*
((OOC: You DO know a Rifter is about the size of a boeng 747, right? Have you ever seen a passenger plane of that size filled with over two tousand people? Use some sense man.))
((OOC: Part of his character is making up improbable and impossible statistics)) |
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CCP Mitnal
C C P
CCP
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Posted - 2009.01.22 01:54:00 -
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Cleaned.
Please note that this sub forum specifically states that OOC comments may not appear in any communication.
We are aware that some players find this restrictive and are considering ways to resolve the issue. |
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Melichor Duraldi
Gallente
Fourth Circle
Infinite Innovation
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Posted - 2009.01.22 01:55:00 -
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Wasn't this the premise of a recent mega holo that has been released lately? |
Stitcher
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.22 02:09:00 -
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You are a sick, twisted, evil little man. Everything that is wrong with the capsuleer selection process. |
Munchees
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Posted - 2009.01.22 02:28:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
You are a sick, twisted, evil little man. Everything that is wrong with the capsuleer selection process.
This is just the start of something much greater.
You should all start watching some people who I feel are a bit more important than the people on those ships.
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Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.22 02:30:00 -
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... Mm. Fun, but pointless.
Not that you appear to care, pilot, but trifling with humans in such a way is hazardous to all of our health, yourself most distinctly included.
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Inara Subaka
Caldari
the united
Negative Ten.
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Posted - 2009.01.22 02:43:00 -
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Originally by: Aria Jenneth
... Mm. Fun, but pointless.
Not that you appear to care, pilot, but trifling with humans in such a way is hazardous to all of our health, yourself most distinctly included.
Typically I would agree with you, however I don't think this... entity is human at all.
I'd call for a hunt, but from what I've seen that might be taken as a gesture of wanting to take part in his little mind games.
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Myrhial Arkenath
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.22 07:52:00 -
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What's this, some new kind of holo show? I'm finding it rather poor taste. |
Aria Jenneth
Caldari
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.22 08:01:00 -
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Originally by: Inara Subaka
Typically I would agree with you, however I don't think this... entity is human at all.
I think he's roughly as human as I am, Ms. Subaka, though I don't think the remaining "humanity," if we want to call it that, is in very good order. |
Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.22 08:07:00 -
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...I really don't think it's possible to fit several thousand people onto either of those frigates. Something tells me this is somesort of hoax. |
Gottii
Minmatar
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.01.22 08:33:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
You are a sick, twisted, evil little man. Everything that is wrong with the capsuleer selection process.
This summed it pretty well.
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.22 09:49:00 -
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Originally by: Stitcher
You are a sick, twisted, evil little man. Everything that is wrong with the capsuleer selection process.
I agree, but you know this all seems somehow very unoriginal! |
Vincent Pryce
Gallente
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.22 14:10:00 -
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Hmmm... Maybe he wishes to prove he's an agent of chaos by introducing a little anarchy to the equation. Munchees seems like a dog chasing cars, probably wouldn't know what to do with one if he ever caught one...
*Vince thinks for a while*
This reminds me off a holovid I see a while back. I need to flip through the Banditbay feeds for references... |
MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.01.22 15:40:00 -
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Well now, he's got the bark...but I severely doubt Mr Munch here has any bite.
Vincent, I agree, however, studies conclude that Mr Munch here is not infact, "a man of his word" - most troubling in such a social experiment. |
Vincent Pryce
Gallente
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.22 16:14:00 -
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MG, indeed. I agree on this one. He also seems to have severe mental scars. I'd be intrested to know how he got them, maybe he'll tell us.
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Hooch Flux
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.22 16:23:00 -
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Originally by: Vincent Pryce
MG, indeed. I agree on this one. He also seems to have severe mental scars. I'd be intrested to know how he got them, maybe he'll tell us.
Probably by playing with his brain too much! |
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Kimochi Rendar
Ghost Festival
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Posted - 2009.01.22 16:25:00 -
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Why so serious, guys? This is clearly just one big joke... Hell, I'm half expecting him to start showing us magic tricks. |
Andreus Ixiris
Gallente
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.01.22 17:16:00 -
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Out of pure curiosity, what's your opinion on directionally-selective facial disfigurations? |
Melichor Duraldi
Gallente
Fourth Circle
Infinite Innovation
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Posted - 2009.01.22 17:21:00 -
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Well Im sure some way or another he always has a smile on his face... |
Munchees
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Posted - 2009.01.22 19:05:00 -
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I'd just like to address the issue of fitting a few thousand people into those ships. I lie. A lot. I also enjoy making up numbers.
But let me assure you all, this is very real.
As for those claiming I am imitating a recent holovideo that came out, or I have mental issues. Party yes, and no.
I've always enjoyed playing games, and the holovid in question gave me an idea of how I can include more and more people into my games.
I am not mentally disturbed. I'm just ahead of my time.
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MirrorGod
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.01.22 19:52:00 -
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Originally by: Munchees
I am not mentally disturbed. I'm just ahead of my time.
Perhaps what he's trying to say is that he's not a monster, he's just ahead of the curve..
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Veron Daerth
Amarr
Blood Meridian
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Posted - 2009.01.22 20:27:00 -
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Pilot Munchees, do you by chance, have a predeliction for playing with knives, making tasteless jokes as a cover for homicide, and have a penchant for "the ones with a little fight in them"?
Just curious. |
Will Cassidy
Caldari
Defcon One
Tau Ceti Federation
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Posted - 2009.01.22 20:42:00 -
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Well, that was fun. |
Vincent Death
Caldari
K Directorate
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Posted - 2009.01.22 23:18:00 -
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Pilot Munchees, where do you get those wonderful toys? |
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