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Nex
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.01.28 01:20:00 -
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The Red Alliance is feeling the pinch in relation to recent roaming gangs and have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".
Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross".
RA have not been "A Bit Cross" since MAX began in 2008 and dysprosium supplies all but ran out. The attacks have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance".
The last time the RA issued "A Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the Great Southern War.
Also, the Tau Ceti Federation announced yesterday that it has raised its alert level from "Run" to "Hide.
The only two higher levels in TCF are "Collaborate" and "Surrender". The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed TCFÆs white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the alliances military capability.
It is not only the RA and TCF who are on a heightened level of alert. ûA- has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing". Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides".
The Band of Brothers also increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs". They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbour" and "Lose".
Goonswarm, on the other hand, are all riding their bicycles as usual, and the only threat they are worried about is the NC pulling out of Detorid.
The Pandemic Legion on the other hand is all excited to see their new capitals ready to deploy. These beautifully designed ships have a lot of salvagers so the new PL fleet can get some use of the old PL fleet.
Some people might remember the original version of this, I just had some fun alterting it.
no troll intended but well 
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taylor04
Caldari
coracao ardente
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Posted - 2009.01.28 01:24:00 -
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spam removed - Mitnal |
Heath Ledger
Caldari
Insidious Existence
RAZOR Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.28 01:25:00 -
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Admiral Frools
Caldari
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.01.28 01:36:00 -
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This is obviously incorrect sir, please show me where we lost our old PL capital fleet; why would we need a NEW fleet if we haven't lost our old one yet?  Please visit your user settings to re-enable images. |
Nex
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.01.28 01:40:00 -
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oh sry
if i had known that you have capital fleet i wouldnt have added "[...]i altered it[...]" at all, im sry |
Ecid Q'Wulf
Caldari
Blue Labs
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.01.28 02:10:00 -
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Thats right, there is no Capital fleet.
Also: "Good Read" almost as good as Illuminati Recruitment Forums, where people make youtube messages about Viper.
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One like many, exactly like everyone else. |
Nex
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.01.28 02:24:00 -
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Edited by: Nex on 28/01/2009 02:35:04
its somehow interesting that noone but pl seem to feel offended by this post that actually attacked many different powerblocks in eve (even my own friends, because i posted this for the fun of it.. i didnt try to troll or propaganda ect...)
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Admiral Frools
Caldari
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.01.28 02:39:00 -
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 Originally by: Nex
Edited by: Nex on 28/01/2009 02:35:04
its somehow interesting that noone but pl seem to feel offended by this post that actually attacked many different powerblocks in eve (even my own friends, because i posted this for the fun of it.. i didnt try to troll or propaganda ect...)
My response was all sarcasm brah, be cool 
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Nex
Amarr
Evolution
Band of Brothers
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Posted - 2009.01.28 02:50:00 -
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and this needed another reply ? ^^
cmon people get some selfconfidence by doing sports or something, i assure you it helps :)
p.s.: i have read about these diarrhea problems of computer people..refere to aboves suggestion :) |
DUCKFEATHERS
Amarr
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 04:58:00 -
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Originally by: Nex
and this needed another reply ? ^^
cmon people get some selfconfidence by doing sports or something, i assure you it helps :)
p.s.: i have read about these diarrhea problems of computer people..refere to aboves suggestion :)
You seem a bit tense, your posting got instantly defensive and terrible. Look me up in game and we'll see what we can work out to help you unwind and work through some of that stress. ♥ |
Captain Thunk
Amarr
Vale Tudo.
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.01.28 05:06:00 -
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Originally by: Nex
no troll intended but well
I read the original, consequently the part I quoted was the only part that made me laugh.
Captain Thunk |
Propaganda Machine
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 05:08:00 -
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I, for one, find this thread hilarioooooooouuuuuuuussssss.
Not really. |
Commander Kaine
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.01.28 08:40:00 -
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FREE IROMEI
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Southern Suzy
Minmatar
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 10:49:00 -
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This thread does not comply with the official THE INTERNET code for being amusing
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Ni Gaplees
Minmatar
Universal Business Systems
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Posted - 2009.01.28 13:14:00 -
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best similarity is that you are a ***got in both |
Microsoft Sam
Caldari
The Nexus Project
The Intergalactic Mafia
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Posted - 2009.01.28 15:50:00 -
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I am Microsoft Sam, and I approve of this message.
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triman247
Caldari
Sniggerdly
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.01.28 15:51:00 -
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Showed up hoping for another Mark vs Seleene supermanesque rant, but left disappointed.
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lol internets
Caldari
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.01.28 16:01:00 -
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Heh, speaking of EVE <-> RL:
BoB managed to get a news bit on NY Times, and not surprisingly after setting them blue -A- manages to do the same on The Times.
Originally by: The Times
Russian military a 'paper tiger' despite symbolic comeback, says IISS
Russia may be flexing its military muscle once again, sending warships into international waters and dispatching long-range bombers on reconnaissance trips, but the former superpower remains a paper tiger, according to a respected London think-tank.
The recent naval manoeuvres in the Mediterranean and Latin America were symbolic gestures û the former maritime giant was able to deploy only a small number of ships, while the rest of the fleet was anchored at home without enough money to keep it at sea, the International Institute for Strategic Studies (IISS) says.
TL;DR
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TriDane
Gallente
Celtic Anarchy
Force Of Evil
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Posted - 2009.01.28 16:38:00 -
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I dunno if PL are back down south yet but if they are i'd imagine they wouldnt leave station in anything other than a hac fleet.
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Avoiding Gagorder
Amarr
THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 18:11:00 -
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Originally by: TriDane
I dunno if PL are back down south yet but if they are i'd imagine they wouldnt leave station in anything other than a hac fleet.
i dont think you understand the concept of metaphor.
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Alekseyev Karrde
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.01.28 19:54:00 -
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a nice chuckle
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Vegetate
Minmatar
tr0pa de elite
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2009.01.28 20:40:00 -
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Actually very funny 
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