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State Security
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:41:00 -
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Think you have what it takes to be a scamer in EVE? Fine, here's the chance to prove it and be the new "Crowned Prince of Scamers"
The rules are simple:
1. Must be an original scam, no using the same old ones that we all know about.(PLEX, 3 times ISK back, Advertise "named" and sell un-named on contract, Stock bombs, Corp "entrance fees", ect.)
2. Must gain ISK by attempting defraud a person or group by gaining their confidence.
3. He with the most ISK, proved by logs and an explination/story of the scam, on/by February 27th 2009 24:00 EVE time POSTED HERE wins. In the event of a tie, the first to post wins.
4. You may use Alts, other players and thier Alts but only the Lead Con Man wins the title.
5. To sign up you must send me the ISK entry fee of 1.00isk (yeah, wen't expecting THAT now were you?)
All names of those who enter will NOT be posted at all by myself. If they so choose to post, they may, but I'm going to hold all names back from public knowledge. I will not confirm or deny any questions as to who has entered. The only exception to this will be anouncement of the winner.
**So, why me doing this you ask? I know I've been, yada yada, right from wrong, be nice to others. Well I'm tired of reading about the same old Cons and the same old stories, now figure out something new!
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Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:45:00 -
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I have to ask why you think a scammer with a successful racket would want to post about it or his name just to win some nebulous 'title'.
I imagine that they will come out and reveal the scam when they either a: have enough money, b: get bored of it/eve or c: the scam is no longer possible due to game changes.
Nice try, though. |
Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:48:00 -
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/me waves to Thann. Long time, my friend!
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Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:49:00 -
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Who are you?
JESUS WHERE DID MY SALVAGE GO!? I SPENT 4 HOURS DOING THAT MISSION.
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:52:00 -
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Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Who are you?
That hurts, man. Almost a year ago, you donated me all that ISK. It was a nice thing you did, helping out a noob in the beginning. (Of course, you might have thought I was a chick at the time.)
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State Security
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:52:00 -
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Originally by: Thann Starlinbow I have to ask why you think a scammer with a successful racket would want to post about it or his name just to win some nebulous 'title'.
I imagine that they will come out and reveal the scam when they either a: have enough money, b: get bored of it/eve or c: the scam is no longer possible due to game changes.
Nice try, though.
If you don't have the 1.00 Isk I'm sure Suddenly Ninjas could front you a loan, at like 100% interest rate, compounded by the minute |
Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 15:54:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Who are you?
That hurts, man. Almost a year ago, you donated me all that ISK. It was a nice thing you did, helping out a noob in the beginning. (Of course, you might have thought I was a chick at the time.)
That was a joke, I remember you. ;) And I never think it's a chick until I know it's one. :P |
Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.01.29 16:08:00 -
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Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
.... you donated me all that ISK .... you might have thought I was a chick at the time
Wait, what now?
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Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 16:11:00 -
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Originally by: Velocity Prime
Originally by: Tchell Dahhn
.... you donated me all that ISK .... you might have thought I was a chick at the time
Wait, what now?
He was poor noob, I was a bored vet. I gave him some isk because his forum posting amused me. I think it was like 50 or 100m or something. No big deal.
at least, I think that's how it went down. It's been a while. |
Amy Mouse
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Posted - 2009.01.29 16:43:00 -
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sounds like another scammer registry to me SIGN UP HERE IF YOUR A SCAMMER!!
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State Security
Caldari
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Posted - 2009.01.29 16:59:00 -
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Originally by: Amy Mouse sounds like another scammer registry to me SIGN UP HERE IF YOUR A SCAMMER!!
um, yeah "4. You may use Alts, other players and thier Alts..." missed this part did we? |
kublai
Endemic Aggression
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:14:00 -
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My name is Kublai and i'm a naughty girl.
I do however not require nor desire your approval, so choke on it.
Kind regards Kublai Chairman of The League of Legitimate Nigerian Businessmen.
Join A-War |
Tal Nok
Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:20:00 -
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I've got my story, I've got the wallet transaction logs.
However, it will cost you 18bil just to find out what the scam is. It will cost you an additional 18 bil to find out how to do the scam correctly as Ive seen it done incorrectly so many times by those who didn't grow up in the 80's and perfected social engineering.
Otherwise, you don't get to find out what the scam is, how its done, get a story, and I've already crowned myself prince of scammers. How do you like them beans?
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:22:00 -
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For the love of god, don't give red box any money. They'd just spend it on *really* terribly fit Redeemers.
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Mithos Victus
Aurelius Federation Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:24:00 -
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This reminds me of that guy who posted last year about wanting to compile a list of people who had gotten suicide ganked, where they got ganked, and how much they lost so we could all have a list of systems to avoid.
Trying to scam the scammers... this idea is slated for failure before it even leaves the starting gates. _______________________________________________
[...a lion lurking in the plain] |
Tal Nok
Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:26:00 -
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Originally by: Thann Starlinbow For the love of god, don't give red box any money. They'd just spend it on *really* terribly fit Redeemers.
Yes, because I speak for my alliance and tell them exactly how to fit. I'm glad you've officially met slackers standard requirement of having an iq which matches that of my dim witted next door neighbor.
Please, give the money to slackers since they can't afford proper setups themselves to takle me as proven from lastnight.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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Mithos Victus
Aurelius Federation Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:31:00 -
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Originally by: State Security Scamers
LOL sounds like a VD to me
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[...a lion lurking in the plain] |
Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:32:00 -
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Originally by: Tal Nok
Originally by: Thann Starlinbow For the love of god, don't give red box any money. They'd just spend it on *really* terribly fit Redeemers.
Yes, because I speak for my alliance and tell them exactly how to fit. I'm glad you've officially met slackers standard requirement of having an iq which matches that of my dim witted next door neighbor.
Please, give the money to slackers since they can't afford proper setups themselves to takle me as proven from lastnight.
It's hard to tackle someone when your entire alliance docks up at the site of even two of us in local. ;(
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:35:00 -
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Originally by: Tal Nok
Originally by: Thann Starlinbow For the love of god, don't give red box any money. They'd just spend it on *really* terribly fit Redeemers.
Yes, because I speak for my alliance and tell them exactly how to fit. I'm glad you've officially met slackers standard requirement of having an iq which matches that of my dim witted next door neighbor.
Please, give the money to slackers since they can't afford proper setups themselves to takle me as proven from lastnight.
Sitting at a safespot, aligned and at speed for station. How elite of you. Please sir, if you would accept my application, I would disband my corporation just for a chance to be surrounded by the likes of such legends.
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Tal Nok
Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:42:00 -
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Edited by: Tal Nok on 29/01/2009 17:43:01 Oh, I apologize kind sirs, I didn't know I was able to control what every person does in this alliance which I care so dearly about. Please, tell me how to make them undock oh all knowing and knowledgeable ones!
And yes, I was full speed aligned, and undocked (gasp!) while there were what, 15 of you in local? Kinda makes your buddies statement, well um, incorrect as usual.
But please, in all seriousness, tell me how I can be so elite like you to be perfect in every way with the limitation of a kumquat as a means of intelligence. |
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:44:00 -
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Originally by: Tal Nok Oh, I apologize kind sirs, I didn't know I was able to control what every person in this alliance which I care so dearly about. Please, tell me how to make them undock oh all knowing and knowledgeable ones!
And yes, I was full speed aligned, and undocked (gasp!) while there were what, 15 of you in local? Kinda makes your buddies statement, well um, incorrect as usual.
But please, in all seriousness, tell me how I can be so elite like you to be perfect in every way with the limitation of a kumquat as a means of intelligence.
Actually when you jumped into local there were only two of us there, you ran away from a Navy Issue Augoror because you were too much of a coward to kill it, even with the rest of your friends there.
But honestly, I stopped being surprised at Red Box screaming BLOBLOBLOBLOBLOB every day, you really just have no talent. After all, what does it say about you when you claim we're of limited intelligence, yet you hide from us or just die outright?
The stupider than the stupid are....you? Your logic sir, impeccable. |
Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:45:00 -
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Because sitting aligned and at speed for a station 200km off of a gate in low sec is so risky, amirite? |
Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:45:00 -
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Hey now, kumquat's are pretty damned intelligent. I lost a game of poker to one once. |
Zachariah Barnette
Caldari DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:45:00 -
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check it out emo industries is posting about their feelings |
Tal Nok
Amarr DEATH'S LEGION Red Box.
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:47:00 -
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Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Because sitting aligned and at speed for a station 200km off of a gate in low sec is so risky, amirite?
erm, I wasn't anywhere near a gate, I was about 200,000km off the gate. I've got a counting game we can play to help teach you to count that high.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal Forum gods ANGRY.
Need sacrifice.
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:48:00 -
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Originally by: Zachariah Barnette check it out emo industries is posting about their feelings
hey look, its the conglomeration THE ALLIANCE WHOSE MEMBER CORPORATIONS ARE ONLY IN CAPITAL LETTERS are trying to appear relevant and brave from the inside of a station in a FW-allocated low sec region.
Stop the presses, I have a new nomination for the best alliance in the history of Eve.
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Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:48:00 -
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My feelings, oh what feelings they are.
I am also currently on the ceiling, performing timed steps in correspondence with musical beats.
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Thann Starlinbow
Minmatar Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:49:00 -
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Originally by: Tal Nok
Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Because sitting aligned and at speed for a station 200km off of a gate in low sec is so risky, amirite?
erm, I wasn't anywhere near a gate, I was about 200,000km off the gate. I've got a counting game we can play to help teach you to count that high.
I must have been confusing you with another one of your failure alliance members. There are so many of you and you all fail in various ways, it gets a little confusing at times.
You must have been the Damnation that ran away from us and not the Geddon that ran away from us.
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Righteous Fury
Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:49:00 -
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Edited by: Righteous Fury on 29/01/2009 17:50:24
Originally by: Tal Nok
Originally by: Thann Starlinbow Because sitting aligned and at speed for a station 200km off of a gate in low sec is so risky, amirite?
erm, I wasn't anywhere near a gate, I was about 200,000km off the gate. I've got a counting game we can play to help teach you to count that high.
I'm shocked sir that you would attempt to argue the semantics of your location in an internet-simulation of space, instead of actually addressing the real facts of this thread which is, unsurprisingly, that you are a retard.
But I shouldn't expect much from people who lose out to a corporation that is dumber than a kumquat, amirite?
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Greme
Amarr Slacker Industries
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Posted - 2009.01.29 17:51:00 -
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I herd we beat them at poker.
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