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Baquack Obamailure Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:11:00 - [1] Today is a great day for the Swarm, for our diligent collective efforts have thrown off the yoke of the capitalist oppressors of ROL and liberated the system of R2T from the towers of the nickel-baron exploiters. Noble goon proles are able to freely travel between AZN and 77S8 once more due to our relentless application of the precepts of Butte-Donge Thought, before which our enemies are helpless. An overview of the people's victories in the past week: DG-: This system has become a graveyard of the Oppressor and his quisling client-states. Heroes of the revolution have done yeoman's work deploying many of the people's greatest weapon, the ~**star~, in great numbers. 26 towers of revolutionary might laugh in the face of a paltry 14 quisling towers; our victory is secure, for it is a matter forseen by the science of historical materialism. The counterrevolutionary forces are aware of this as well, their will broken and their numbers opposing us dropping daily. ATLAS LOL: A particularly laughable quisling state has given up, for they lack the will to fight against the might of the revolution. As soon as the moons which they attempted to seize and exploit were reinforced by the fists of the people's wrath, their pathetic 'alliance' ran out of money. Failing even at their capitalistic ideology, they have fled the field, only stragglers remaining. R2T: There are certain timezones where the will of the people is overshadowed by the twin imperialist forces of capitalism and reaction. Yet even in this darkest hour the truth of the revolution will not be swayed. Today, through the science of Butte-Donge Thought, we have prevailed and destroyed all but 4 of the quisling's towers. The system is jammed and the bridges are online, restoring the damage done from the perfidy of the sharkeaters and their incorrect databases. Not only were the towers of the oppressor removed, but their puny capital ships were batted about by the might of the Revolution's titans, who acquired passwords to the quisling's towers through the diligent work of committed undercover agents. 3 carriers of the enemy were destroyed; their humiliation witnessed by all. FOUNTAIN: Our brothers-in-arms in PL have put the quisling forces in Fountain entirely to the sword and liberated a station of the Oppressor. Since the last update they have been standing shoulder to shoulder with worker goons as we continue our struggle. WICKED CREEK: The kulak 'Executive Outcomes' alliance has run away like a dog before the might of our TCF brothers; EXE could have tried (and failed) to fight against TCF but they were too busy slavishly helping their capitalist masters on DG- to defend their holdings. No hostile stations in Wicked Creek remain. These deluded wretches have been so long in thrall to their oppressors that even though they make up 80% of the counterrevolutionary forces, they lack the spine to demand respect and control over the means of production from their master. Pity them. 3-LJ, DETORID: A weeping abscess of counterrevolution in the midst of the great people's realm of Detorid, this is the last remaining station of the hideous cult of heating-repair, a splinter of imperialism in a sea of harmony and equality. Once owned by TCF and adjacent to Wicked Creek, all right-thinking people, armed with the power of correct Thought, will surely call for its swift liberation! 111: Once home to suspected agents of the enemy within our great movement, 111 was rehabilitated into Swarm keeping once 'Pi Squad' was exonerated of incorrect Thought during the Terror. Faced with actual attack by quisling forces - wretches by the name of SYS-K, quislings and kulaks all - the noble yeomen of GSOL have erected 13 mighty **stars as bulwarks of the revolution against the 10 oppresor towers. Surely, this insult to our people cannot stand!
Baquack Obamailure Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:11:00 - [2] **STARS: The creation of the worker-heros of the swarm, the star is a mighty instrument of Butte-Donge Thought. Shielded by countless hardeners and fortified by the spirit of the revolution, reactionary elements face great difficulty overcoming the power of s. Where one worker-hero may toil to raise a star for an hour or two, the enemies of the people must spend hundreds of man-hours and great risk to dare assail our superior ideology! Indeed, the star has become a primary tool of the revolution, both in offense and defense! COMRADES, COME FIGHT WITH US! But, Comrade Mittani, you say! What can I, fellow warrior of the revolution, do to aid our glorious struggle against the might of the quisling dogs arrayed before us? 1. Recapture the People's Moons from the exploiting class: The People's Moons are the means by which the engine of revolution are powered! Butte-Donge Thought alone cannot fight the revolution, we must have the moons of the oppressor. Recently, reactionary forces have captured a number of the People's Moons; these must be recovered, and the enemies of the people put to death. Without the People's Moons, we cannot bring the **stars to bear, nor can we run our many various People's Benefit Programs. Fight for your Moons! Fight for your Benefits! Seize the Means of Production! 2. The People, United, Can Never Be Defeated! As the great revolution has taken hold in the masses, the conciousness of the people has risen, convincing all of the necessity of Butte-Donge Thought. When the masses do not log in, the revolution is weak! When the masses participate in the revolution, the revolution is unstoppable! Share the glories of collective wisdom with your comrades, and ensure that they log in to be brothers in the struggle! 3. Defend the Complex of Butte-Donge Thought: Each day, quislings, exploiters, and capitalist running-dogs assemble at the server reboot to try to seize the People's Wealth in BJD. This ideological plundering is unacceptable! Goon heroes of the revolution assemble each day under the leadership of Comrade Cloricus to fight back the imperalist scourge. Join him in this most noble of struggles! Your work ensures that the People's Wealth is secured! 4. A Warrior of Revolution is Always Armed! Now is the time for the Revolution to strike. The enemy is helpless before us, and we will not pause merely because they have been repulsed! The People's Moons must be seized! The insults to the People's Honor in 111 cannot go unanswered! The abcess of 3-L must be purged! A warrior must not merely prepare himself with Butte-Donge Thought, but with a stockpile of heavily armed People's Weapons. Remember: those Weapons which are Ideologically Correct are blessed with access to the People's Benefits. A wise worker will endeavor to qualify for these Benefits!
Fred0 Caldari Cutting Edge Incorporated RAZOR Alliance	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:14:00 - [3]
Moctobot Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:16:00 - [4] posters of the world unite~
Moctobot Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:20:00 - [5] people of the gbc your leader is even now assembling the duct-work of your oppression rise up and seize the means of production
Avon Caldari Black Nova Corp Band of Brothers	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:22:00 - [6] I think you are trying a bit too hard. The concept was good, but it came across trite and long winded, sorry. 4/10 Eve-Online: The Text Adventure
The Mittani Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:23:00 - [7] Let it not be said that we, the democratically elected leaders of the workers cadres, did not bring the knowledge of Butte-Donge Thought to the masses outside the Swarm. Indeed, we have nothing but care and fraternity for the oppressed peoples of the world, even as we express disgust at the quislings, capitalists and reactionaries we purge from the People's Realm of Detorid. The revolution is at hand, and the cult of heater-worship will be left in the dustbin of history.
Shinma Apollo Caldari Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:24:00 - [8] Edited by: Shinma Apollo on 30/01/2009 21:25:03 Ground floor in epic Mittens news E: Battlestars is Yugoslavia.
Farham Gallente Titan Industries Technology Team Intrepid Crossing	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:26:00 - [9] What no love for us in Wicked Creek? I tell ya, live in the drone regions for a year or more and people can't bathe enough to get the smell off when working with you. Tell Vile Rat he can keep his Mazda Miata, we don't want it as payment anymore. [orange]Your signature is too large. Please resize it to a maximum of 400 x 120 with the file size not exceeding 24000 bytes. If you would like furthe
Laud Trigger Minmatar Knights of the Old Empire The Chamber of Commerce	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:27:00 - [10] Hurray for Goons! THey win EVe!111!!! Sit on forums and brag how good everyone + their mother in Eve they napped, is winning the war for them :D:D:D Very impressive, now we also need WShatner to tell us how faster PL would done this alone to make this dream come through

WrathOfOprah Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:30:00 - [11] Edited by: WrathOfOprah on 30/01/2009 21:31:05 Originally by: Laud Trigger Hurray for Goons! THey win EVe!111!!! We don't play eve. We play Goons in space. Eve is boring, how can you stand that game?
The Mittani Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:31:00 - [12] Originally by: Laud Trigger Hurray for Goons! THey win EVe!111!!! Sit on forums and brag how good everyone + their mother in Eve they napped, is winning the war for them :D:D:D Very impressive, now we also need WShatner to tell us how faster PL would done this alone to make this dream come through A wise worker does not boast, for that would be an unseemly attempt to claim superiority over his fellow class; when confronted with hostility, he points out the errors of reactionary thought, and allows the ineluctable science of historical materialism demonstrate the righteousness of his Thought.
Petar Quaresma Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:31:00 - [13] Originally by: Avon I think you are trying a bit too hard. The concept was good, but it came across trite and long winded, sorry. 4/10 I suppose you like things brief and short-lived, like your invasion of Detorid.
WrathOfOprah Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:32:00 - [14] Originally by: Petar Quaresma Originally by: Avon I think you are trying a bit too hard. The concept was good, but it came across trite and long winded, sorry. 4/10 I suppose you like things brief and short-lived, like your invasion of Detorid. WHAMMO
Moctobot Gallente GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:33:00 - [15] Edited by: Moctobot on 30/01/2009 21:33:15 Originally by: Laud Trigger Hurray for Goons! THey win EVe!111!!! Sit on forums and brag how good everyone + their mother in Eve they napped, is winning the war for them :D:D:D Very impressive, now we also need WShatner to tell us how faster PL would done this alone to make this dream come through U Mad???
The Mittani Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:36:00 - [16] Originally by: Petar Quaresma Originally by: Avon I think you are trying a bit too hard. The concept was good, but it came across trite and long winded, sorry. 4/10 I suppose you like things brief and short-lived, like your invasion of Detorid. Righteous is the worker, armed with knowledge, when confronted with the twin heresies of heater-worship and bad posting.
OldPueblo Gallente DarkStar 1 GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:53:00 - [17] Originally by: Petar Quaresma Originally by: Avon I think you are trying a bit too hard. The concept was good, but it came across trite and long winded, sorry. 4/10 I suppose you like things brief and short-lived, like your invasion of Detorid. +rep
Atropos Kahn Caldari Solarflare Heavy Industries	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:53:00 - [18] Wow... My suspicions are confirmed. 0.0 is full of nothing but dread pilots and carebears. LONG LIVE THE FIGHTERS!
Graalum Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.01.30 21:59:00 - [19] is this a thread where goonswarm bleets about PL achievements?
Generally Whingeypops Gallente THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:00:00 - [20] I kind of regret making that post about how Goons aren't funny any more. I didn't expect one of them to be sent off to write a try-hard comedy post as homework. It's pretty painful to read, tbh. It's fun to watch you try to rally round him though.

Popperr Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:00:00 - [21] Originally by: Graalum is this a thread where goonswarm bleets about PL achievements? is this a thread where Atlas bleats about it's non-achievments because there are so many already
Snowden Vel Minmatar GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:01:00 - [22] Originally by: Petar Quaresma Originally by: Avon I think you are trying a bit too hard. The concept was good, but it came across trite and long winded, sorry. 4/10 I suppose you like things brief and short-lived, like your invasion of Detorid. Witness the triumph of revolutionary thought.
Petar Quaresma Caldari GoonFleet GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:01:00 - [23] Originally by: Graalum is this a thread where goonswarm bleets about PL achievements? Well we could always make some thread about Atlas's achievements. "heh"
Graalum Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:03:00 - [24] Originally by: Petar Quaresma Originally by: Graalum is this a thread where goonswarm bleets about PL achievements? Well we could always make some thread about Atlas's achievements. "heh" as always, the other goons post was better.
Davor Caldari Merch Industrial GoonSwarm	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:03:00 - [25] Atlas Alliance :lol:
Fo RumChar Minmatar THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:09:00 - [26] That was a nice read! 10/10 ........................................... THE INTERNET
Roemy Schneider Minmatar BINFORD Majesta Empire	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:12:00 - [27] there's a few stations in 0.0 for whose existance i just can't find a reason... 111 being one of them -.- - putting the gist back into logistics
Generally Whingeypops Gallente THE INTERNET.	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:13:00 - [28] It's a friday night and many of us are drinking. I'm sure someone can start a better thread than this.
Graalum Caldari Di-Tron Heavy Industries Atlas Alliance	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:24:00 - [29] Originally by: Roemy Schneider there's a few stations in 0.0 for whose existance i just can't find a reason... 111 being one of them -.- south eosteria, right above paragon soul iirc
Ashnaag Minmatar Slag Industries	Posted - 2009.01.30 22:30:00 - [30] I would, but its Friday night, I'm about to go drinking, and getting laid is more appealing than reading on the internet.



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