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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.06 20:27:00 -
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Are you in some back water corp? Does your corp think that fun evening is looking out of NPC station window ?
* PVP pilot ? * Do you think 5 man is a big fleet ? Do you think capital ship is a force to be reckoned with ? Do you think that PVP is when you camp gate in low sec with your 2 mates and talk about how cool it would be to kill something bigger then noob ship ?
* Industrial pilot ?* Do you think that velsdpar is profitable ? Do you think that making a cruiser class ship is epic achievement?
*Your wallet dry?* Rats of 500k big for you ?
I see you my friend suffer from illusions.
*Ash pass you a 6 pack of cold beer* Stella is making some pork chops and chicken on barbecue. She will be here in a minute ... Stella GET A MOVE ON THAT MEAT. Sweet girl, great heart. Anyway, while we wait for the meat, open that beer mate and lets talk what we can do for YOU !
Whether you like to sit back drink beer and talk **** on vent, kill stuff that moves and then kill it some more, produce machines of war and destruction, kill roids of ice/crokite/other lucrative minerals - we have it all mate.
In our beloved corp you will find a group of people that simply like to have fun. we have a good number of very active PVP pilots that are supported by production wing.
Is that smile on your face becuase you are looking at Stellas **** or because you like what you hear ? Dont worry, we have entertainment for hetero and gay people. Stella here is mostly for my personal pleasure, she makes a mean barby - ISK just cant buy that kind of thing. Or maybe it can ...
So - this is a short list of what we have in store for people who join: * Pew pew for those that seek pleasure of bloodbaths and ****ing on enemies ( ****ing is optional and only in case you really have to go after large amount of liquid was consumed ) ** For CAP pilots - we use caps in fleet battles. and I dont mean POS 3 hours snooze fest, I mean ship on ship front of the line carnage that will make small kids cry + Triple rat spawn of 1,5-1,8 mil - Sweet ore to mine, including lucrative ice -- Strong industry backbone Lets not forget friendly environment.
SO - you feel like joining do you ? What do we need from you ... lets see.
0. Have a sence of humor. If your moma left you with a stick up your ass to help you sit straight, dont bother. Sence of humor is important to fit in. 1. You have to have a minimum of 10 mil SP. 2. Join VEXIL chat chanell. In there you will have a chance to chit chat with people from VEXIL. Friendly bunch we are. 3. During few days in public chat you will get a feel of corp. After that you will have an interview with me. 4. Provide limited API for final paranoia check. 5. Play minimum of 5 hours a week.
IF we decide to take you in, these are the things we will require from you to agree with and live by. *Wether you are industrial char, miner or rater - when CTA ( Call To Arms ) comes - you let go of whatever you are doing and you join the fight. CTA is only if we are defending or attacking a strategic target that needs to die a horrible death. * But I dont have a ship ! What do you mean you dont have a ship ? What do you have then ? Sword and shield ? Back to Azeroth son, you logged in on brothers account. * I cant join - my wife is having sex with neighbour and its my turn to film. This is a valid reason to skip a CTA and log off. However if you do this too often, you will be booted. * You add states that you are fun loving corp. What is this CTA bull**** ? I just wanna mine, **** off Ash. we are indeed fun loving bunch. But when someone is threating to take our home away - we tend to get agressive. The only way to keep our space free of reds and keep our space - ours - is by force. EVE is in nature kill or be kiled game. So when time comes we all have to make best we can to help our fellow alliance mate and ourself.
If you have further questions - feel free to EVE mail me or catch me on VEXIL public |

Kethra Beren
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Posted - 2009.02.06 21:07:00 -
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not to ruin your recruiting thread but um... we use caps on the front lines? muahahaaa
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.06 21:18:00 -
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You should see how many FCs are scared to actually use them for a mere skirmish. They might - GASP - be lost. God forbid FC calls for cap support unless we outnumber reds 3:1.
In Arcane ( thank God ) using caps is normal.
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Fa deodorant
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Posted - 2009.02.07 06:20:00 -
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Friendly bump. |

Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.07 10:59:00 -
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I was just on my way to fridge to grab some food and liquids. So thought to stop by and say hi 
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.08 10:30:00 -
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Still open.
Dont be shy- come on in and enjoy your stay. |

Julius Scipio
Amarr Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.09 09:26:00 -
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I always like a bit of Croatian advertising :)
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.09 16:02:00 -
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We are unique  |

Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.10 11:10:00 -
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Edited by: Unbowed Ash on 10/02/2009 11:10:55 It was past noone ... Ash woke up in sweat, his head hurt like a mothefu*ker. Strange smell was in the air. All of a sudden he came to realise there was a naked body lying beside him. Exotic dancer by the looks of it.
After careful inspection of the room there were multiple bodies on the floor as well. Male and female it would seem. Three midgest, one of them with a rather large strapon. Everyone was still asleep.
Floor was nicely decorated with empty bottles of Quafe ultra and Vodka, Gin and some other home made booze.
While thinking of pain in his behind and looking at midget with strapon Ash thought to himself - " Looks like it was one fu*king hell of a party. Sucks the only suvenire I have from it is memory of a midget on my ass."
With that thought he passed out.
* Morale of the story? VEXIL makes best parties.
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Disintegrator
Minmatar Rytiri Lva R.U.R.
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Posted - 2009.02.10 12:29:00 -
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Originally by: Kethra Beren not to ruin your recruiting thread but um... we use caps on the front lines? muahahaaa
Front lines - understand before u-s station, hugging it to death :P |

Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.10 12:43:00 -
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Originally by: Disintegrator
Originally by: Kethra Beren not to ruin your recruiting thread but um... we use caps on the front lines? muahahaaa
Front lines - understand before u-s station, hugging it to death :P
Drop by any time mate - we are happy to accommodate. |

Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.10 16:24:00 -
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Hold on a sec !
This topic isnt on page 1 !
Shame on you - all of you 
P.S. I love you...
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nether void
Caldari Shrapnel Industries
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Posted - 2009.02.10 16:24:00 -
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Nice recruitment post. lol Loved all the humor added in! --------------------
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.10 17:03:00 -
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Originally by: nether void Nice recruitment post. lol Loved all the humor added in!
THX - I like to keep things loose and joke most of the time. Lads in corp concluded - if recruits can take your humer they are indeed material for VEXIL.  |

Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.11 11:12:00 -
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In the name of greater fun - ARISE TOPIC OF VEXIL !
UNBOWED ASH COMMANDS YOU ! OBEY !
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.11 15:50:00 -
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Plenty more room for new recruits - come on in ...
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Tobias Froon
Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.12 08:41:00 -
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Originally by: Unbowed Ash
Originally by: nether void Nice recruitment post. lol Loved all the humor added in!
THX - I like to keep things loose and joke most of the time. Lads in corp concluded - if recruits can take your humer they are indeed material for VEXIL. 
LOL We did indeed! 
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.12 12:38:00 -
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Come one - come all !
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.13 14:27:00 -
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Going up ! |

Sahrana
Amarr Imperial Academy
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Posted - 2009.02.17 13:59:00 -
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Recruitments have started once again - lets go people ... GOGOGOGOGOGOGO.
Normal day in VEXIL for new recruits ...
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.17 13:59:00 -
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Wrong char -.-
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.18 15:51:00 -
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And Im still here !
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.22 00:53:00 -
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Guess its time this goes up ...
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Nomad Storm
The Wandering Path
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Posted - 2009.02.22 05:39:00 -
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Ash has a dieing fetish
also free bump
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.23 08:58:00 -
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Originally by: Nomad Storm Ash has a dieing fetish
also free bump
To live is to die 
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The Blinded
GK inc.
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Posted - 2009.02.23 13:30:00 -
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Bump for our favorite prey 
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Tobias Froon
Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.08 05:26:00 -
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Another friendly bump. This time from the CEO with the pointed end of his boot aimed at Ash's hiney. 
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.09 10:32:00 -
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Looking for more PVP-ers.
If you want blood - hell we can provide.
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente The Scope
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Posted - 2009.03.26 18:18:00 -
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Normal day in VEXIL - Tobias Froon is adressing the troops.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8Nf1MK7lts
Best damn corp I have ever had the privilege of serving o7
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Unbowed Ash
Gallente Ad Astra Vexillum Arcane Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.09 14:36:00 -
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IM BACK !
Thats right *****es - VEXIL is recruiting again !
So get your buts to pub chanell: VEXIL
Where all your desires will come true.*
*VEXIL does not provide lubes or tissues. *VEXIL is not responsable is your sexual pleasure was less the satisfactory.
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