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Cerui Tarshiel Minmatar Stimulus Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.02.08 04:05:00 - [1] I doing my little round in the lowsec area around orvolle and decided to check out Chardalane and what do I find, a vicious retriever pillaging the poor jaspet rocks. So I do what any deccent man/woman/it would do and blow the tool of evil from under the guy to protect the wonderful roids. This is the conversation that ensued -> [ 2009.02.08 02:09:43 ] Cerui Tarshiel > kein mitleid fur die mehrheit [ 2009.02.08 02:10:01 ] Victim > stop ill pay you [ 2009.02.08 02:10:07 ] Cerui Tarshiel > o rly? [ 2009.02.08 02:10:32 ] Victim > take the ore and i'll give you all the isk [ 2009.02.08 02:10:48 ] Cerui Tarshiel > and that would be how much? [ 2009.02.08 02:11:06 ] Victim > all i have is 500k [ 2009.02.08 02:11:19 ] Cerui Tarshiel > screw that [ 2009.02.08 02:11:20 ] Victim > and KESTRIL [ 2009.02.08 02:11:39 ] Cerui Tarshiel > how about this, you shoot me backwith drones and I'll let you pickyour stuff upp [ 2009.02.08 02:11:57 ] Victim > I GOT MINING DRONES [ 2009.02.08 02:12:18 ] Victim > I HAVE NO OFFENSIVE WEAPONS [ 2009.02.08 02:12:41 ] Cerui Tarshiel > well, my drones is violencing your boat [ 2009.02.08 02:12:54 ] Victim > dam dude pleas stop [ 2009.02.08 02:12:57 ] Cerui Tarshiel > entertain me [ 2009.02.08 02:13:03 ] Cerui Tarshiel > gimme a good reason [ 2009.02.08 02:13:04 ] Victim > i can give you this haul 1.5 mill [ 2009.02.08 02:13:13 ] Victim > i got refining skills [ 2009.02.08 02:13:23 ] Victim > please [ 2009.02.08 02:13:34 ] Cerui Tarshiel > and? I have an assoiciate who can perfectly refine any ore [ 2009.02.08 02:13:35 ] Victim > i just jopind the game after 1 year [ 2009.02.08 02:13:42 ] Cerui Tarshiel > aww [ 2009.02.08 02:13:45 ] Cerui Tarshiel > poor you [ 2009.02.08 02:13:58 ] Cerui Tarshiel > guess you forgot what low security meant [ 2009.02.08 02:14:17 ] Cerui Tarshiel > entertain me [ 2009.02.08 02:14:25 ] Victim > nha ill just have my corp put you on kos for a year [ 2009.02.08 02:14:26 ] Cerui Tarshiel > you've got only your structure left just to let you know [ 2009.02.08 02:14:34 ] Cerui Tarshiel > oh noes, what shall I do [ 2009.02.08 02:14:39 ] Victim > i know [ 2009.02.08 02:14:49 ] Cerui Tarshiel > i'm truly in deep ** [ 2009.02.08 02:15:07 ] Victim > do waht you must [ 2009.02.08 02:15:14 ] Victim > om not going to beg [ 2009.02.08 02:15:30 ] Cerui Tarshiel > I find your bleating in local quite amusing seeing as what's in your corps description [ 2009.02.08 02:16:05 ] Victim > i dont under stand [ 2009.02.08 02:16:25 ] Cerui Tarshiel > from your own corp description -> Sense and SimplicityVictim > please dont kill meVictim > JESUS CHRIST!!Victim > you mother**er [ 2009.02.08 02:16:33 ] Bystander> lol [ 2009.02.08 02:16:39 ] Victim > that some corp crap i had to put in [ 2009.02.08 02:16:48 ] Victim > read my employ hist [ 2009.02.08 02:16:58 ] Victim > only bee back 3 or 4 days [ 2009.02.08 02:17:25 ] Cerui Tarshiel > what a shame [ 2009.02.08 02:17:42 ] Cerui Tarshiel > well, you're welcome to come hunt me down and/or place bounties on me [ 2009.02.08 02:18:21 ] Bystander> ill hill him for you for a fee [ 2009.02.08 02:18:45 ] Victim > LOL YOUR A BAD ASS KILLIN A MINER TOUGH GUY [ 2009.02.08 02:19:05 ] Victim > HO WMUUCK FOR A 1 YEAR KOS> [ 2009.02.08 02:19:18 ] Bystander> RAGEQUIT@ [ 2009.02.08 02:23:12 ] Victim > cerui i hpe to meet you some day on more even terms [ 2009.02.08 02:24:19 ] Cerui Tarshiel > yeah if only for the dam sec status loss, do you know how much sec loss you get for keeping the belts in here clean? [ 2009.02.08 02:24:42 ] Cerui Tarshiel > oh and there was around 7 mil of loot in that shadow serp wreck 15 km off your ship ;) [ 2009.02.08 02:25:02 ] Cerui Tarshiel > yah, the antipirates there were on the average..... [ 2009.02.08 02:25:03 ] Victim > and your point is? [ 2009.02.08 02:25:03 ] Cerui Tarshiel > idiots [ 2009.02.08 02:25:36 ] Cerui Tarshiel > seems strange not to check a faction wreck, even if it'
Cerui Tarshiel Minmatar Stimulus Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.02.08 04:05:00 - [2] Edited by: Cerui Tarshiel on 08/02/2009 04:05:48 [ 2009.02.08 02:26:02 ] Bystander> why u so angry captain? [ 2009.02.08 02:26:25 ] Victim > i never went after a defensless ship., allways pvp with somw one that can shoot back [ 2009.02.08 02:26:37 ] Victim > kinda chicken ** [ 2009.02.08 02:26:44 ] Cerui Tarshiel > actually tbh i'm the gentleman in the corp, the rest are a bunch of ill mannered bastards [ 2009.02.08 02:27:05 ] Victim > but if it make you feel big and bad ass, brag that you killed a miner [ 2009.02.08 02:27:11 ] Bystander> why are u mining in low sec anyways? [ 2009.02.08 02:27:15 ] Bystander> its safer in 0.0 [ 2009.02.08 02:27:20 ] Cerui Tarshiel > sir, I protest this slight on my honour [ 2009.02.08 02:27:29 ] Victim > did not know i was in low sec [ 2009.02.08 02:27:33 ] Cerui Tarshiel > I am only doing my job of keeping the poor asteroids safe [ 2009.02.08 02:27:46 ] Victim > dam killed a miner thats low [ 2009.02.08 02:27:58 ] Bystander> were u shooting an asteroid? [ 2009.02.08 02:28:12 ] Victim > at least you could have let me go get apvp ship [ 2009.02.08 02:28:24 ] Cerui Tarshiel > he was raping and pillaging a poor defenceless roid [ 2009.02.08 02:28:27 ] Victim > like my drake [ 2009.02.08 02:28:35 ] Cerui Tarshiel > i'm stuck here until my global criminal countdown is up [ 2009.02.08 02:28:37 ] Bystander> NOT A PVP DRAKE! [ 2009.02.08 02:28:42 ] Bystander> OMFG!!! [ 2009.02.08 02:28:43 ] Cerui Tarshiel > go on, get your drake :) [ 2009.02.08 02:29:35 ] Victim > say waht you want if it make you feel better, but in my opinion killing a miner is like rapreing a baby, so say waht you want, what you are does not change [ 2009.02.08 02:30:15 ] Bystander> well theres people out there who like raping babies [ 2009.02.08 02:30:28 ] Victim > and your one of them [ 2009.02.08 02:30:48 ] Victim > its just a game and in not ed hell i cant get **ed [ 2009.02.08 02:30:57 ] Victim > whats a ship? [ 2009.02.08 02:31:02 ] Darkkwingduck > awe [ 2009.02.08 02:31:10 ] Bystander> its in internet spaceship [ 2009.02.08 02:31:19 ] Cerui Tarshiel > I think the lady doth protest too much ;) [ 2009.02.08 02:31:22 ] Victim > well what ever [ 2009.02.08 02:31:39 ] Victim > hell ill just get anoter ship and drink a few more beers that all lol [ 2009.02.08 03:13:41 ] Victim > well its been fun i had a go at it after a year, report sent and well i am going to think about ending my account with the game, i got another game that wants me as a closed beta tester, [ 2009.02.08 03:13:59 ] Bystander> oh cool [ 2009.02.08 03:14:04 ] Bystander> can i hais your stuffs? [ 2009.02.08 03:14:15 ] Cerui Tarshiel > shush, it's miinne [ 2009.02.08 03:14:22 ] Bystander> he doesnt like you [ 2009.02.08 03:14:24 ] Cerui Tarshiel > can I haz your stuff [ 2009.02.08 03:16:03 ] Victim > im giving my junk to the corp,, just put it in thr hanger, [ 2009.02.08 03:16:16 ] Bystander> your corp doesnt appreciate you [ 2009.02.08 03:16:20 ] Bystander> i do [ 2009.02.08 03:16:44 ] Victim > too late i cant withdral from it ony deposit and warp to the belt you were mining in I will demonstrate for you [ 2009.02.08 03:34:29 ] Cerui Tarshiel > :) [ 2009.02.08 03:35:44 ] Victim > dam i'll be glad when the closed beta starts. free comps and vid cards wooohhoo! Funniest part bolded
Airtight Alibi	Posted - 2009.02.08 04:09:00 - [3] This is a joke right? Unfortunately I can't figure out what to laugh at.
jam6549 Paladines	Posted - 2009.02.08 04:16:00 - [4] :facepalm:
Ariinn	Posted - 2009.02.08 08:19:00 - [5] yaaawwnnnn..... ohnoes... not another how cool I am to beat up miners in low sec story, and then make them ragequit. You sir dont impress me, after the stunt somebody pulled with the BOB alliance name. All other stories, that cant beat that one, deserve no space in this forum, because thousand of people have told it before. you sir fail!
kor anon Amarr The Tuskers	Posted - 2009.02.08 08:42:00 - [6] Your a douche.
techzer0 IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE	Posted - 2009.02.08 09:20:00 - [7] I lol'd... Had a similar convo the other night... guy ejected and gave me a free caracal. Then I got another stolen caracal (what's with caracal pilots ejecting?) he begged and begged for his ship back, so I was kind enough to put it in a safe for him (can't leave things out for everyone to take!) and leave for 30 minutes... Yeah, he was still lookin 30 minutes later when i got around to taking it for good
K1RTH G3RS3N Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.	Posted - 2009.02.08 09:30:00 - [8] you will PAY for picking on the miners!!! you are coward and will die horrible death Recruiting \o/
Milo Caman Gallente The Scope	Posted - 2009.02.08 11:46:00 - [9] o7
Cerui Tarshiel Minmatar Stimulus Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.02.08 12:19:00 - [10] Edited by: Cerui Tarshiel on 08/02/2009 12:24:55 Originally by: Ariinn yaaawwnnnn..... ohnoes... not another how cool I am to beat up miners in low sec story, and then make them ragequit. You sir dont impress me, after the stunt somebody pulled with the BOB alliance name. All other stories, that cant beat that one, deserve no space in this forum, because thousand of people have told it before. you sir fail! Oh noes, some new bugger is telling me how big of a fail I am, my confidence backbone!!. Is it some great feat, no but it amused me and I reconed it might amuse someone else hence sharing it on crime and punishment ;). Quote: I lol'd... Had a similar convo the other night... guy ejected and gave me a free caracal. Laughing Then I got another stolen caracal (what's with caracal pilots ejecting?) he begged and begged for his ship back, so I was kind enough to put it in a safe for him (can't leave things out for everyone to take!) and leave for 30 minutes... Yeah, he was still lookin 30 minutes later when i got around to taking it for good Hahahaha, that's comedy gold. I don't know what it is with ejecting from ships tbh,especially in lowsec. Actually got a nice story about ejecting. We were roaming and our tacklers caught a nano ishtar and while the rest of the gang was warping in he ejected, warped his pod out and soon after that logged off. We got a guy that had just logged in to run several jumps, I probed the pod, our guy jumps into the ishtar and pods the guy with this own ishtar.
Zycorax II Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2009.02.08 13:13:00 - [11] Why does people always mix up "your" and "you're"?
Morgan La'Chance Caldari Dynamic Reallocation and Logistics	Posted - 2009.02.08 13:53:00 - [12] Edited by: Morgan La''Chance on 08/02/2009 13:53:04 Edited by: Morgan La''Chance on 08/02/2009 13:52:49 Originally by: Zycorax II Why does people always mix up "your" and "you're"? I bolded the funny part. But yes.
Lexa Hellfury Celestial Apocalypse	Posted - 2009.02.08 14:09:00 - [13] Originally by: Morgan La'Chance Edited by: Morgan La''Chance on 08/02/2009 13:53:04 Edited by: Morgan La''Chance on 08/02/2009 13:52:49 Originally by: Zycorax II Why does people always mix up "your" and "you're"? I bolded the funny part. But yes. You beat me to it.
Zycorax II Royal Hiigaran Navy	Posted - 2009.02.08 14:18:00 - [14] gwaaa, I always mix up those, and the "was" and "were" early and late :(
Cedric Diggory Perfunctory Oleaginous Laocoon Mugwumps	Posted - 2009.02.08 14:37:00 - [15] Quote: [ 2009.02.08 02:27:29 ] Victim > did not know i was in low sec Earth to victim?
Saul Reaver Caldari Oberon Incorporated Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.02.08 15:41:00 - [16] A "KESTRIL" lol and 500k? That wont even cover the cost of the ammo spent shooting the guy lol
Karrade Krise Galatic P0RN Starz	Posted - 2009.02.08 18:06:00 - [17] heh, I lol'd. Killing miners is like r/ping babies. lmao... CCP Atlas - The Short Story - "With Quantum Rise, we kind of messed up the performance of the EVE client."
Lochmar Fiendhiem Caldari Quicksilver Industries and Painful Effects Inc.	Posted - 2009.02.08 18:16:00 - [18] omg you killed a barge! wait, HOLY F'N HELL YOU KILLED AN ENTIRE BARGE ALL BY YOURSELF! Jesus you must be some sort of god or something. I mean no one has ever ever killed a barge before. Especially a pirate. Whats next, you going to pop a shuttle followed by a hauler then a 3 day old alt in a rookie ship? Wow. I need to learn from you. Originally by: Halkin bob is dead, goons are great, cheese is cheesy, there we go no need for any more threads
Vladimir Norkoff Income Redistribution Service	Posted - 2009.02.08 18:32:00 - [19] I don't think the OP is really so much about killing a barge, as it is the comedy gold of the victim's reaction. Yes, we've all seen that reaction plenty of times before. But honestly, can you see it enough?
Cerui Tarshiel Minmatar Stimulus Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.02.08 18:55:00 - [20] Edited by: Cerui Tarshiel on 08/02/2009 18:55:36 Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem omg you killed a barge! wait, HOLY F'N HELL YOU KILLED AN ENTIRE BARGE ALL BY YOURSELF! Jesus you must be some sort of god or something. I mean no one has ever ever killed a barge before. Especially a pirate. Whats next, you going to pop a shuttle followed by a hauler then a 3 day old alt in a rookie ship? Wow. I need to learn from you. Reading failure, from earlier in the thread -> Quote: Oh noes, some new bugger is telling me how big of a fail I am, my confidence backbone!!. Is it some great feat, no but it amused me and I reconed it might amuse someone else hence sharing it on crime and punishment ;). I honestly thought about not killing him, losing oodles of sec status for a bloody barge aint worth it when you're at least nominally trying to be able to enter at least some highsec. But the reaction made it oh so worth it. Oh and Vladimir Norkoff, MOAR TAXMAN STORIES!!
Bacchanalian Stimulus Rote Kapelle	Posted - 2009.02.08 19:03:00 - [21] I personally find your taste for forcing yourself onto small children against their will to be disgusting and I for one think you should be forever destined to be flamed to death on C&P and in local for it.
ShadowMaiden Amarr Metal Machine	Posted - 2009.02.08 20:22:00 - [22] My barge was fit with the following... I wish I was a 3ft doll with a watering can and heterochromatic eyes
K1RTH G3RS3N Haunted House BROTHERS GRIM.	Posted - 2009.02.08 21:02:00 - [23] Originally by: Milo Caman o7 oi you there! why you in the scope man? :( Recruiting \o/
Dani SP Rupture Farms Mining	Posted - 2009.02.08 21:46:00 - [24] it's not KESTRIL.... it's kessie!! :)
Flamable Content	Posted - 2009.02.08 22:02:00 - [25] Originally by: Lochmar Fiendhiem omg you killed a barge! Wow. I need to learn from you. Troll. I need to learn from you
Normin Bates	Posted - 2009.02.08 23:01:00 - [26] What was the OP flying? Dread? Carrier? /me shakes fist at ubber pirates
Gregor Vernof Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service	Posted - 2009.02.08 23:52:00 - [27] Originally by: Cerui Tarshiel [ 2009.02.08 03:13:41 ] Victim > well its been fun i had a go at it after a year, report sent and well i am going to think about ending my account with the game, i got another game that wants me as a closed beta tester, Funniest part bolded [edit: and underlined] Sorry, think you missed the funniest part... here I fixed it for you....
Spaztick Canadian Imperial Armaments Veritas Immortalis	Posted - 2009.02.09 00:14:00 - [28] I see you italicized the funny parts. And after all this time, I finally removed that annoying sentence in my signature.
bystander Lightning Fish	Posted - 2009.02.09 00:39:00 - [29] Hang on, how did I end up in this story?
Alty MacAlterson Alt Corporation	Posted - 2009.02.09 00:50:00 - [30] One time in my Rook i blew up an afk Impairor in Rancer, my epeen grew like 6 inches from that.

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