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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Sexy Pirate Club
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Posted - 2009.02.09 12:20:00 -
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Edited by: Lyris Nairn on 09/02/2009 12:24:49
Morning C&P,
Last night while I was passing through Youl I noticed an Osprey and a named can on 360. Took me about a minute to narrow him down on 5-degree, and he warps off as I warp in on him and burn to his can. I flip him and hope he'll try to take his ore back from me. He does. Several times. The resultant conversations are in french and what seems to be babelfish English and I'd like your help in figuring out just what manner of cowardly, honorless, lame, loser I am.
Convo #1:
http://www.warpscrambled.com/killboards/sexy_pirate_club/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1374 Quote:
Me > Hello sir!
Victim > hi
Victim > je suis francaiuis
Victim > fils de pute enculer de ta mere la grosse chienne
Me > je ne pas parlez francais : (
Victim > tu sais quoi tu va mourri
Victim > t'as rien d'autre a faire que d eme faire chier non
Victim > puis bon le francias c'est trop dur a apprendre
Victim > toi pas savoir parler francais c'est con
Victim > against me by I can tell you that you're a real asshole and English
I caught his Incursus on 5-degree scan while I was sitting at a planet, and warped in on him just as he was flipping his can back.
Warriors ate him, I set my CSPA to 1,000,000 and the above convo ensued.
Convo #2:
http://www.warpscrambled.com/killboards/sexy_pirate_club/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1375 Quote:
Me > Hi :)
Victim > then it is time you learn French not
Me > I can only type 'I do not speak french' in french
Victim > ok why are you doing its me just because you are a pirate ?
Me > Yes.
Victim > and you happy ?
Me > Yes.
Me > 0/
Just a few minutes after I pop his Incursus, he undocks in a Badger while still under the aggression timer.
I sit in the station hoping he will undock again during the refreshed aggression timer, but no dice.
I wander off to scour some nearby systems.
I come back to Youl and notice in local the same guy is a red skull to me.
Convo #3:
http://www.warpscrambled.com/killboards/sexy_pirate_club/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1376 Quote:
Me > Hi
Victim > ah you're still prepared to die ^ ^
Me > Yes kill me
Victim > I just wanted to check me waiting j'arrive
Me > Friends arrive?
Victim > love you to take her by several people at once ?
Me > ok
Victim > you do not understand not serious xD
Victim > and if not his family go?
Me > I'm sorry, I don't speak spanish
Victim > lol we arrive
I warped to the bookmark for his can, and found it empty.
I warp back to the station and find him 50km straight down from the undock.
He pays another 1,000,000 to convo me, and I close it on him.
No friends arrived. :(
Convo #4: Quote:
Me > Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Victim > yeah xD !!!!!!
Victim > Sorry to be french
Me > I forgive you for being French. :)
Me > Is it OK if I post this on C&P? Is OK?
Victim > ta rien d'autre a faire y'as ta mFre vhez moi en train de me sucer What you speak english its go faster ^ ^
I took that to be a yes.
Convo #5: Quote:
Victim > oups sorry speak french ^^
Victim > but not y'as who is coming asshole shit I was like you had to wait to see you as a talk with me I like you its funny ^ ^
Victim > allez tchusss GROS PD DE MERDE ^^
Me > OK have a nice night. :)
And as now it was time for bed, I left him with having lost three ships and five million ISK just in CSPA charges. I'm not sure, but I think I ruined this guy's day.
TL/DR:
ITT, cowardly honorless lame hisec canflipper wannabe pirate crows about harassing French-speaking carebear
Thank you for reading C&P!
With all my Love,
Lyris<3
edit: bolded some stuff. |
Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
pSyChOTIC CareBears
BrightSpark Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.09 12:27:00 -
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Edited by: Rhatar Khurin on 09/02/2009 12:27:57
Free translator says!
"I am francaiuis, son of who're ******* of your mere the big female dog you know what you goes mourri have you
anything else has to do that d eme to let not then good the francias dump is too hard has to learn you not to
know to speak francais it is stupid"
Hmm. |
Benedikt Miloslav
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Posted - 2009.02.09 12:29:00 -
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Originally by: Rhatar Khurin
"I am francaiuis, son of who're ******* of your mere the big female dog you know what you goes mourri have you
anything else has to do that d eme to let not then good the francias dump is too hard has to learn you not to
know to speak francais it is stupid"
The smack is strong in this one. |
Rhatar Khurin
Minmatar
pSyChOTIC CareBears
BrightSpark Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.09 12:30:00 -
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and the two last things he says in french are apparently...
"your anything else has to do there have your mother vhez me
go BIG tchusss PD OF FU(c)K" |
Frodon
Antiloncker
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Posted - 2009.02.09 12:30:00 -
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.02.09 12:39:00 -
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Quote:
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
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FOR PONY |
fivetide humidyear
Gallente
EXCESS10N
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Posted - 2009.02.09 13:56:00 -
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in the first convo it translates to:
your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries
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Indignant Assault
Caldari
THE FINAL STAND
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Posted - 2009.02.09 14:04:00 -
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lmaooo
I almost needed "depends" for this thread
Top notch!
~* Nemo Me Impune Lacessit *~ |
Baarhyn
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Posted - 2009.02.09 14:31:00 -
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I speak french fluently and he's not beeing friendly to you or your family for that matter
really want a direct translation??
Baarhyn
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FatFreddy
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Posted - 2009.02.09 14:50:00 -
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fils de pute = sonofoa***** afaik
chienne = dog
tu sais quoi tu vas mourri - you know you'll gonna die
I think you get the picture.
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Liv Traisharan
Minmatar
Sebiestor tribe
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Posted - 2009.02.09 15:03:00 -
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You done ****ed this one off gud :)
He said your mother is a "female dog" (you know what I mean here) and that French is too hard for you to learn but you don't need to speak it to understand that he hates you.
Oh and he's assuming you're a Brit, not a Yank.
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Sexy Pirate Club
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Posted - 2009.02.09 15:45:00 -
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Originally by: Liv Traisharan
You done ****ed this one off gud :)
He said your mother is a "female dog" (you know what I mean here) and that French is too hard for you to learn but you don't need to speak it to understand that he hates you.
Oh and he's assuming you're a Brit, not a Yank.
Thankyou :) |
oodin
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.02.09 16:15:00 -
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nothing is more fun then hatemails i agree,but calling yourself a pirate is pushing it a bit far dont you think? 
your like that kid that allways smacktalked in the schoolyard but you allways got your ass kicked so one day you started going to the elementary school and pick on the small kids
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Sexy Pirate Club
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Posted - 2009.02.09 16:18:00 -
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Originally by: oodin
nothing is more fun then hatemails i agree,but calling yourself a pirate is pushing it a bit far dont you think?
your like that kid that allways smacktalked in the schoolyard but you allways got your ass kicked so one day you started going to the elementary school and pick on the small kids
In before:
Quote:
ITT, cowardly honorless lame hisec canflipper wannabe pirate crows about harassing French-speaking carebear
Oh, wait.... no, you weren't.
With all my Love,
'Little Cinnamon' |
Susan Etalmar
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Posted - 2009.02.09 16:25:00 -
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Originally by: Lyris Nairn
Originally by: oodin
nothing is more fun then hatemails i agree,but calling yourself a pirate is pushing it a bit far dont you think?
your like that kid that allways smacktalked in the schoolyard but you allways got your ass kicked so one day you started going to the elementary school and pick on the small kids
In before:
Quote:
ITT, cowardly honorless lame hisec canflipper wannabe pirate crows about harassing French-speaking carebear
Oh, wait.... no, you weren't.
oodin = owned. :) |
oodin
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.02.09 16:26:00 -
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Originally by: Susan Etalmar
Originally by: Lyris Nairn
Originally by: oodin
nothing is more fun then hatemails i agree,but calling yourself a pirate is pushing it a bit far dont you think?
your like that kid that allways smacktalked in the schoolyard but you allways got your ass kicked so one day you started going to the elementary school and pick on the small kids
In before:
Quote:
ITT, cowardly honorless lame hisec canflipper wannabe pirate crows about harassing French-speaking carebear
Oh, wait.... no, you weren't.
oodin = owned. :)
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Zedrik Cayne
Gallente
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.09 18:04:00 -
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Let's see..all those french classes come in handy now and again..let's see:
Convo #1:
Quote:
Me > Hello sir!
Victim > hi
Victim > I'm french
Victim > You stuff your large dog of a mother up the ass.
Me > je ne pas parlez francais : (
Victim > You know what, you're going to die.
Victim > You've got nothing better to do but this ****
Victim > French is too difficult for you to learn.
Victim > You're an idiot for not knowing how to speak french.
Victim > against me by I can tell you that you're a real asshole and English
Convo #4:
Quote:
Me > Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Victim > yeah xD !!!!!!
Victim > Sorry to be french
Me > I forgive you for being French. :)
Me > Is it OK if I post this on C&P? Is OK?
Victim > Don't you have anything else to do? Your mom is over at my place sucking my ****.
There ya go...:)
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Remember: Carebears aren't people. They are giant flying piħatas.
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Lyris Nairn
Caldari
Sexy Pirate Club
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Posted - 2009.02.09 18:12:00 -
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Thanks Zedrik.
With all my Love,
'Little Cinnamon' |
Gambuk
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Posted - 2009.02.09 18:28:00 -
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He said:
"I am french, and my wheels got spinners. That is all." |
Avan Sercedos
The Tuskers
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Posted - 2009.02.09 19:16:00 -
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Originally by: Gambuk
He said:
"I am french, and my wheels got spinners. That is all."
WHIR WHIR WHIR
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bling bling |
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Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.09 19:57:00 -
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Basically he got as mad as this fine upstanding young gent |
JordanParey
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
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Posted - 2009.02.09 20:53:00 -
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maybe he was angry because he had the French disease
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Doktor Feeelgoood
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Posted - 2009.02.10 22:24:00 -
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Anyone else see the irony here? The French guy is telling the OP that he's a moron for not learning french.. but he cant speak English? And which is spoken in more parts of the world? HAHHHAHAAHAHHAHHA |
Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.02.10 23:00:00 -
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Originally by: Doktor Feeelgoood
Anyone else see the irony here? The French guy is telling the OP that he's a moron for not learning french.. but he cant speak English? And which is spoken in more parts of the world? HAHHHAHAAHAHHAHHA
Spanish |
Captain Pompous
Is Right Even When He's Wrong So Deal With It
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:17:00 -
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Originally by: Concorduck
Originally by: Doktor Feeelgoood
Anyone else see the irony here? The French guy is telling the OP that he's a moron for not learning french.. but he cant speak English? And which is spoken in more parts of the world? HAHHHAHAAHAHHAHHA
Spanish
Actually it's the language of love
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Yes, my name is Pompous. Yes, this has been designed for maximum deliberate effect. Well done for pointing that out. Well done you. |
Feilamya
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.02.11 00:20:00 -
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At least, French is a language that is understood by those who speak it, unlike some others.
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Roana sprink
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Posted - 2009.02.11 01:32:00 -
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Edited by: Roana sprink on 11/02/2009 01:32:17
His french is almost as bad as yours.
Quote:
Anyone else see the irony here? The French guy is telling the OP that he's a moron for not learning french.. but he cant speak English? And which is spoken in more parts of the world? HAHHHAHAAHAHHAHHA
Anyone should know both. |
Lana Torrin
Minmatar
Republic Military School
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Posted - 2009.02.11 02:56:00 -
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Well now you know what it means, petition him! |
Keano Quinn
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Posted - 2009.02.11 06:11:00 -
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similar situation but with a russian and a japanese guy popped one and got an ear full well an eye full(that sounds all wrong)of abuse in japanese and his russian buddy was calling me a goat sucking fatherless son of a ***** plus he said i must be german which been married to a german was a huge insult,but my word some people can be uptight and the french well say no more eh.saying that i can hardlies speak english been from sunderland but i can peak arabic.
wa lakaim salam everone shukran and goodnight!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
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Spaztick
Canadian Imperial Armaments
Veritas Immortalis
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Posted - 2009.02.11 07:27:00 -
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I laughed so hard at this thread my boss fired me.
And after all this time, I finally removed that annoying sentence in my signature.
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