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Roy Awesome
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 02:06:00 -
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Edited by: Roy Awesome on 15/02/2009 02:08:44
Episode 1: This Delve Journal is totally going places.
Hi! I'm Roy Awesome, most Awesome poster in THE INTERNET., and I'm totally going places. Like Delve. Yes, that's right, Roy Awesome is coming at you LIVE from 319 in Delve. See, Totally in Delve.
So, what does an Awesome poster do while in Delve? Well, I like to Die a bit, Do some Mining, and Save Goons from KenZoku.
Why am I here? Well, I felt that it would be AWESOME to see the fights from ground zero. The goons in local are pretty chill. I got to hang out with them a bit. KenZoku seems really uptight though. They killed me a bunch while trying to save a goon battleship, but, I failed. I'M SO SORRY GOON, I TRIED. Iveran will be missed :(((
Other than that, I figured I'd apply to some of the cool corps in 319 like Goonfleet and Destructive Influence. They are probably seriously considering my applications, and I'm sure I'll join one of them. Brothers of THE INTERNET., if I leave, I'm sorry, but, I moved onto a better place
So, Yea, that's Delve. I kinda like it here, the Veldspar is fun to mine, the Goons are pretty awesome. So is Razor, but, Morsus Mihi isn't awesome. They podded me. Not Awesome.
You all should come and hang out in 319. It's really cool here.
Love,
-Roy Awesome |
Prontifex
Minmatar
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 02:10:00 -
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You should get some sort of Journalistic immunity.
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Roy Awesome
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 02:11:00 -
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I know. But I was totally shooting at the RKZ Huggin when I tried to save the poor goon from the oppressive KenZoku.
Maybe if I had been there sooner. Or been in a Avatar
-Roy Awesome |
Baghdad Babs
Caldari
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 02:34:00 -
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 Originally by: Roy Awesome
I know. But I was totally shooting at the RKZ Huggin when I tried to save the poor goon from the oppressive KenZoku.
Maybe if I had been there sooner. Or been in a Avatar
Roy, brave as your efforts were i feel you need to train a cloak, then you can give round the clock 25/8 reports from the front, like that Christianne Amanpor(sp?) from CNN, we need a man on the front of your calibre 
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The Internet, keeping you the reader updated with the "facts" since back when i was a man covering another conflict back on earth many eons ago! |
JeanPaul Sartre
Amarr
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 02:38:00 -
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Calling it now... Roy is a huge ***got.
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Roy Awesome
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 03:40:00 -
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Episode 2: My BFF Jack Gates
So, I was chillin with my goon brosefs in 319 again, hanging out, enjoying some pretty chill non-gay BFF things, when I decided to undock.
of course, Being out in Delve with some chill goon brosefs, I thought it would be fun to go hang out at their tower in 319, :condi:.
It was a p. chill place, with some cool goons, and stuff, but, the tower didn't seem to like me there, and blew me up. Such is the life of an internet superstar :(
Oh well, Back to the station for me.
-Roy Awesome |
RocoTheCircusMonkey
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.15 03:56:00 -
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He does farm veldspar, it's true. I found some in the wreck of his rookie ship in one of the belts.
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AC Resonance
Minmatar
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.02.15 04:06:00 -
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F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
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Zamzoph
Gallente
Tides of Silence
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Posted - 2009.02.15 04:15:00 -
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You know, Roy, your awesomeness has just inspired my to venture down to Delve and chill in 319.
...but not right now. Maybe when I'm not so damn lazy.
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Biscuit0
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.15 05:38:00 -
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I'm actually surprised KenGoku would waste effort on a rookie ship.
I guess that's the life of a K/D bound alliance member.   |
m3rb3aSt
Minmatar
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.15 05:47:00 -
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hey its roy awesome! we were in the same system at one point. I actually saw you
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LadyScarlet
Minmatar
Destructive Influence
KenZoku
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Posted - 2009.02.15 06:09:00 -
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no
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Montasque
Amarr
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.15 06:20:00 -
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Edited by: Montasque on 15/02/2009 06:20:45
cute pubbie, sending isku.
Hey Roy if I see you in local I'll give a shout out.
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Securitas Protector
Gallente
Final Conflict UK
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Posted - 2009.02.15 06:49:00 -
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Originally by: Prontifex
You should get some sort of Journalistic immunity.
I saw that.
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SK Rooster
Gallente
No Trademark
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Posted - 2009.02.15 07:14:00 -
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you are horrible i hope your main gets banned
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Roy Awesome
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 07:40:00 -
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Episode 3: I should really get blue standings
So, I decided to undock again. Rather unfortunate decision, as a totally UN AWESOME razor guy killed my Velator. He had a hard time killing my pod though. Silly Razor guy. Goons had to kill my pod...Atleast goons are better at killing pods than someone else.
I got a fleet invite shortly after being forcibly docked. The asked me to undock, so I did. They happily remote repped me while razor killed me. AGAIN. -1 awesome to razor. They are now around 0 awesome points, goons got +1.
After a few more deaths, I decided that razor are really mean, and I should probably mail Fred0 for standings. So I did.
-Roy Awesome |
Biscuit0
Gallente
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:03:00 -
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Originally by: Roy Awesome
Edited by: Roy Awesome on 15/02/2009 07:47:03
Episode 3: I should really get blue standings
So, I decided to undock again. Rather unfortunate decision, as a totally UN AWESOME razor guy killed my Velator. He had a hard time killing my pod though. Silly Razor guy. Goons had to kill my pod...Atleast goons are better at killing pods than someone else.
I got a fleet invite shortly after being forcibly docked. The asked me to undock, so I did. They happily remote repped me while razor killed me. AGAIN. -1 awesome to razor. They are now around 0 awesome points, goons got +1.
After a few more deaths, I decided that razor are really mean, and I should probably mail Fred0 for standings. So I did.
I damped Roy Awesome. True story. |
Angelus Damelon
Gallente
Merch Industrial
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:45:00 -
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Originally by: LadyScarlet
no
if only you said this to wendy's more often, miss scarlet
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Roy Awesome
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: LadyScarlet
no
pleaaasssseeeee
-Roy Awesome |
Abduul Azeez
Caldari
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:49:00 -
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Originally by: SK Rooster
you are horrible i hope your main gets banned
bitter much? 
just chill dawg...chill
Abduul Azeez
Junior Troll
THE INTERNET.
We're Recruiting!!!
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Zapp Brannigahn
Amarr
Interstellar Defense Conglomerate
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:49:00 -
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Edited by: Zapp Brannigahn on 15/02/2009 08:49:53
Spaghetti
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Roy Awesome
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: SK Rooster
you are horrible i hope your main gets banned
You are lower on my list than KenZoku. Just FYI
-Roy Awesome |
Waffle King
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 08:54:00 -
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Originally by: SK Rooster
you are horrible i hope your main gets banned
THE INTERNET. is saddened by your disapointment in our public services by YOU, a distinguished customer!
To help ease your pain, we are now offering a FREE tear carrying receptacle!
Please contact THE WAFFLE KING ingame to receive your complimentary tear carrier today!
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SitRep
Caldari
Black Aces
Dead Mans Hand
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Posted - 2009.02.15 09:08:00 -
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More please.
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Baghdad Babs
Caldari
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 09:10:00 -
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Originally by: Waffle King
Originally by: SK Rooster
you are horrible i hope your main gets banned
THE INTERNET. is saddened by your disapointment in our public services by YOU, a distinguished customer!
To help ease your pain, we are now offering a FREE tear carrying receptacle!
Please contact THE WAFFLE KING ingame to receive your complimentary tear carrier today!
I think this is a special case, as such I have broken out Grandmas sewing kit and the silk I have left from the parachute when I had to leave a certain city many years ago rather fast  and I am currently making The INTERNETS first silk hanky to go with our fine tear recepticle, with the letters SKR emblazoned on it, I never did figure out why they gave me a pink hanky, but I think it's very apt here.
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The Internet, keeping you the reader updated with the "facts" since back when i was a man covering another conflict back on earth many eons ago! |
Roy Awesome
Gallente
THE INTERNET.
Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 10:14:00 -
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Episode 3.5: GFSFM is awesome
I did a mining op today. I told Chribba the results.
He Responded :3
-Roy Awesome |
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CCP Navigator
Minmatar
C C P
CCP
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Posted - 2009.02.15 10:24:00 -
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Thread locked.
CAOD is not the place to have a "Dear Diary" thread.
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