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Esk Esme
Caldari SwEaTy ArMpIT RaIDeRs
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Posted - 2009.06.02 14:33:00 -
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EVE as it stands is completely unrealistic. In Star Trek Phasers and Photon Torpedoes are the most powerful weapons yet in EVE primative projectile weapons are by far the best weapon. This sillyness is an absolutely mockery of physics.
OP since when was star trek realistic its a game m8 lol @ camparing start trek and EvE ( sci fi films with sci fi game's )
yea my english sux so sue me as if i give a sh!t
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Terrus Valkin
Gallente ArmoredCore Armed Forces
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Posted - 2009.06.02 14:38:00 -
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This thread reminds me of Pandora's Star...
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Lucas Tigh
United Systems Navy Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.06.02 15:34:00 -
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I know I'm late to the party, but 10 out of mother****ing 10. -------------------------------------
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Martin Mckenna
D00M. Triumvirate.
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Posted - 2009.06.02 15:51:00 -
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Joo C
Cute Fluffy Bunnys
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Posted - 2009.06.02 15:56:00 -
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I totally agree with the original poster of this thread. This game is SO unrealistic. CCP need to change it so there is 1 space station, 1 ship every few years to orbit one planet for a bit and then maybe launch a few probes into other planets. But i would suggest leaving that last bit until the next content patch, we dont want to spoil everyone.
It is science FICTION there is no such thing as REALISTIC.
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SkeletonDenial
The Hull Miners Union Gentlemen's Club
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Posted - 2009.06.02 15:58:00 -
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Heres some realisim fer ya
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Barakkus
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Posted - 2009.06.02 16:09:00 -
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Originally by: Nooma K'Larr
Originally by: Ferdio Ricotez Actually, I consider EVE to be quite realistic. More realistic than Star Trek.
I agree.
As for teleporters,,,how do you think you transfer loot into your cargohold? Magic?
Real Minmatar use a stick, fishing line and duct tape...open the door and hang out the side and try to hit the loot with the duct tape while you're flying past it.
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CCP Abathur
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Posted - 2009.06.02 16:16:00 -
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*waits for Federation fleet to assemble*
*warps in*
*Doomsday*
*cigar*
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Lucas Tigh
United Systems Navy Zenith Affinity
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Posted - 2009.06.02 16:17:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Abathur *waits for Federation fleet to assemble*
*warps in*
*Doomsday*
*cigar*
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Ankhesentapemkah
Gallente State Protectorate
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Posted - 2009.06.02 16:22:00 -
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Originally by: Stormwind Bloodfeather
Originally by: Killer Gandry I wonder what salvage you get from the Enterprise.
I think in this case... just scrap metal.
Right, I think it should be hauled away AS garbage! ---
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Delphi Grendalus
State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.06.02 16:43:00 -
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Originally by: CCP Abathur *waits for Federation fleet to assemble*
*warps in*
*Doomsday*
*cigar*
CCP confirms that Titans are overpowered.
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Ehranavaar
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Posted - 2009.06.02 17:10:00 -
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Originally by: theshadowduke
In star trek warp speeds are measured in warp numbers, much like mach. Warp has a direct correlation to the speed of light, and while simpler to understand, is still much slower than eve. In star trek a ship traveling at warp 4.2 is traveling 4.2*c, or 4.2*the speed of light.
this is completely incorrect even in the original series. (hint cochrane factor)
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Nahjar Qu'in
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Posted - 2009.06.02 18:17:00 -
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Originally by: Ferdio Ricotez Actually, I consider EVE to be quite realistic. More realistic than Star Trek.
This. And yes, it seems a troll was let in.
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Rakshasa Taisab
Caldari Sane Industries Inc. Ethereal Dawn
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Posted - 2009.06.02 18:49:00 -
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For realistic'ish space combat, I'd recommend Starship Operators. In that anime, combat is more reminiscent of submarine combat than dogfights.
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Nova Fox
Gallente Novafox Shipyards
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Posted - 2009.06.02 19:38:00 -
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Thats one thing that never made sense to me, why is it the captain has to make the order to get a deck breach repaired? He should be more worried about stopping more deck breaches from happening, let damage control engineering handel the repair orders.
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Attrezzo Pox
Amarr Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.06.02 21:11:00 -
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Originally by: Delphi Grendalus EVE as it stands is completely unrealistic. In Star Trek Phasers and Photon Torpedoes are the most powerful weapons yet in EVE primative projectile weapons are by far the best weapon. This sillyness is an absolutely mockery of physics.
Another example would be teleporters. They are all the rage in Star Trak and already we are seeing them in real life, yet they don't exist in EVE despite it supposedly being science based? What's next, they remove petrol from the game and make all the star-ships use steam power? LOLOL
Come on CCP, lets bring back some REALISM to this Space-SIMULATION game!
You get only +4 points for bringing back the ol' Eve isn't real troll. However, -2 points for being obvious. +1 for pulling the current Star Trek drama into it. +1/2 for making me mona lisa smile. -1/2 for not being funny
I rate this troll a 3/10. *-------------------------* PoX IS Eve!!! BOOM!!! |
Attrezzo Pox
Amarr Navy of Xoc Wildly Inappropriate.
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Posted - 2009.06.02 21:16:00 -
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Originally by: Nova Fox
Also I would love to see most star treck ships able to fight, while jammed BECAUSE OF FALCON!
you win this thread. *-------------------------* PoX IS Eve!!! BOOM!!! |
Chainsaw Plankton
IDLE GUNS IDLE EMPIRE
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Posted - 2009.06.02 21:51:00 -
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so obviously we need to nerf projectiles!
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ddr800
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Posted - 2009.06.02 22:30:00 -
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To the Original Poster:
Really?
I am sure you have heard this before in many other online gamesą.
STFU NEWB!!
It amazes me the people here we so nice to this necro troll. If you donĘt like it move on and play something else thousands of other online games please take your whiny newb bunghole elsewhere.
Btw nothing personal you just seem more suited to wow or eq =)
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Rhinanna
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.06.02 23:14:00 -
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MaxPie plotted a course away from the wormhole to a nearby belt and began sending out probes to scan down plexs in the system, somewhat perplexed by the strange ship he had encountered. He ran the plex, half asleep and began to send out his probes for another to run, dissatisfied as the lack of loot.
On the bridge of the USS Defiant the atmosfere was slightly tense. "Are you use thats the ship that destroyed the Enterprise Major?" asked Sisko, "Aye Sir, responded Major Kira at the sensor panel, "The subspace disruption leads right to this point and the ship type matches what was reported by the Enterprise 50 years ago in it's final transmission. Its likely that the chronotom deviation in the wormhole means we have travelled through time as well as space". "Very well Major, bring us to within 50K meters of the enemy ship and drop the cloak and try hailing them" responded Sisko. "Sir, I strongly advise that we raise shields and power weapons. This ship is of unknown capabilities and has already destroyed one federation vessel" advised Lt. Commander Warf gruffly from the tactical console. "Very well Mr. Warf" replied Sisko.
A red dot appeared on MaxPie's scanners, only cruiser sized he wasn't too worried about a single cloaked ship although he immediately began locking their ship and launched his drones.
"Sir, the ship is attempting to lock us, although it appears they are having trouble establishing a lock, they have launched some type of large, self-propelled weapons which are heading at us, ETA to impact 20 seconds" Mr. Warf announced. "All Hands brace for Impact" announced Sisko "Mr. Warf, fire at will, target their engines and weapon systems" "Aye sir" The Defiant's pulse phasers ripped through space, smashing through the Typhoon's weak shielding and ripping a chunk from it's armour. The quantum torpedoes that followed ripped larger holes in although caused no structural damage. "****" screamed MaxPie as the first wave hit, still waiting for his target lock to be achieved. Activating his armour repairer he began to load his FoF missiles into his launchers in hopes of been able to fire before his targeting systems achieved a lock, wondering how the hell the enemy ship has locked him so quickly after emerging from cloak. Been no dummy and already aligned to the nearest star-gate MaxPie decided decided that disgression was the better part of valour and hit his warp drive before the enemy ship could scram him and prevent his escape.
"Sir, The enemy ship has gone to warp, although they only seem capable of Warp 3" replied Lt. Dax from the science console. "Plot an intercept course major, Mr. Warf, use the Quantum torpedoes to disable their engines and bring them back into normal space"
There was an incredulous look on MaxPie's face as his scanners showed the ship appear behind him at warp doing an incredible speed, then more so as it appeared to manunver at warp speed to attain the perfect firing position. Unable to cancel the warp or use defensive modules at this speed he could only sit there as Quantum torpedo after Quantum torpedo slammed into his freshly repair armour, far outstripping his tank's capabilities. "Abandon ship" he ordered the crew, as the hull started to disintegrate under the barrage.
"Sir" said Mr. Warf "The enemy ship has been destroyed, attempts to target engines failed for unknown reasons, they have launched sub-light lifepods, although on pod seems to have warp capabilities and is attempting to escape" "Lock tractor beam Mr. Warf and bring it into the cargo bay, then set a course back to the wormhole at maximum warp" "Aye sir"
Caught and unable to obtain the speed needed for warp MaxPie watch impotently as his pod was sucked into the strange ship, wondering what fate would befall him and what the hell had happened to him today. Even more so when he was teleported out of his pod to a security cell, staring straight into Mr. Warf's growling face! :)
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darkrei9n
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Posted - 2009.06.03 00:50:00 -
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Edited by: darkrei9n on 03/06/2009 00:51:00 Since everyones doing it.
Dark jumps into the system intent on doing jobs for his agents, seeing the wreck of a typhoon and a strange new ship in the apparently has to be lowsec system because CONCORD hasn't stopped this he orbits the ship at optimal and locks it, he opens a comm channel with the ship. "200m or be destroyed"
The USS Defiant Responded, "Stand down or we will retaliate." Aboard the ship the captain had the comm channel closed. "Mr. Warf return to bridge immediately, I want all weapons online and shields ready, move to red alert status." The view screen showed the scrapheap of a ship orbiting them, the guns on it tracked the USS Defiant easily.
Dark sent them a final message, "You have five seconds to send the isk before I fire." Aboard his Rupture Dark launched his drone, medium drones, Hammerhead Is. The hammerheads moved to orbit the USS Defiant.
Aboard the USS Defiant the captain stood, "You have five seconds to send the before I fire." A direct threat to his ship, not on his watch. "Mr. Warf open fire."
Dark watched the phasers streak across space to hit his ship, they did a small number to his shields. "Your choice, I'll make sure to pick your body for my hangar back in Wuos." Dark opened fire with his 220mm "Scout" autocannons and "Arbalest" heavy missile launchers. The rounds hit the ship and devastated it.
The USS Defiant had suffered major damage. The autocannon shells had hit first, tearing through shields and the missiles had hit weapons. Crew loss was over 30% from the power of the missiles. The captain tried to raise a comm channel to the scrapheap in front of him to surrender. The last thing he saw was a drone firing its gun at the view screen.
Maxpie was sitting in a cargo container, somehow, magically, he had come to be in a cargo container. He waited there sitting until he felt something pull it into its cargo bay. The side of the cargo container opened to reveal two crewmen of the Rupture with guns pointed at him. They led him to a secondary pod aboard the ship and launched him out of the Rupture.
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Rhinanna
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:24:00 -
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Errrr... First two stories where reflective of the EvE and ST universes, yours was 'Well I want to make my ship pwn the defiant so it died by my magic button'
At least put some effort in or don't bother
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darkrei9n
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:27:00 -
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Originally by: Rhinanna Errrr... First two stories where reflective of the EvE and ST universes, yours was 'Well I want to make my ship pwn the defiant so it died by my magic button'
At least put some effort in or don't bother
Yeah I know, I like to call it science fiction. And if you can make the defiant own the ship that killed Captain Kirk die... Yeah, some captain I've never heard of is definitely going to do better than Spock and Captain Kirk...
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Rhinanna
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:33:00 -
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Sisko, the main character in DS9, renown for his tactical and strategical knowledge and instincts in a FAR better tactical situation with a far superior ship.
Ok, the continuation of the story then:
Then darkrei9n woke up from his fantasy having came in his sleep all over himself. He then crawled back up from the deck of his prison chamber and tried to hide as 'Mr. Bubba' came to pay him another late night visit. He knew he wouldn't be sitting down for a while again........
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darkrei9n
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:40:00 -
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Here's a continuation of that continuation.
Dark takes his clothes off and uses it to hang himself. Since hes a pod pilot he wakes up where his old clone is.
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Rhinanna
Minmatar
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:41:00 -
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Unless you where in your Pod that wouldn't happen. L2read backstory
Thanks!
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darkrei9n
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:44:00 -
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Good point. Dark hangs himself in general.
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Betty Vector
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Posted - 2009.06.03 01:46:00 -
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I've often wondered the same thing Delphi (OP) but I always come up with the same conclusion.....
EVE is not Star Trek.
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Ehranavaar
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Posted - 2009.06.03 02:42:00 -
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Originally by: Rakshasa Taisab For realistic'ish space combat, I'd recommend Starship Operators. In that anime, combat is more reminiscent of submarine combat than dogfights.
traveller 2300 had a quite reasonable starship combat system for an rpg. you spent a lot of time sneaking about very carefully trying to find the other guy and then trying to get a shot at him before he could shoot back. small ship fights tended to end in one salvo.
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Bronnwynn
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Posted - 2009.06.03 02:50:00 -
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Originally by: Ferdio Ricotez Actually, I consider EVE to be quite realistic. More realistic than Star Trek.
EvE is more realistic than Star Trek. EvE is NOT even CLOSE to realistic.
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