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Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:09:00 -
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In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I am sponsoring an EVE Limerick contest.
Basic Contest Rules:
1. Create a new original EVE related Limerick.
2. Post it in this thread by 27 Mar 2014. Forum thread timestamp will be used to determine the cutoff.
3. Prizes: The 2 limericks with the most "likes" will win 100 million ISK. In addition, I will choose my 2 favorites and award them a Phantasm BPC. Finally, winners of my previous poetry contest can vote for their favorite. The winner chosen by this group will win a Cynabal BPC *************
PilgrimInExile.wordpress.com |
Pix Severus
School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State
454
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:21:00 -
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There once was a carebear from Hek Who mined while watching Star Trek The New Order came Oh what a shame Nothing left but a pitiful wreck |
Jayem See
Perkone Caldari State
2431
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:26:00 -
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There once was a game called Eve Got carebears all riled and peeved. They shot the rats, Those silly t*ats Why not fck off and play wow for Gods sake
Hardly an example of my literary talents but all I could be arsed to come up with tbh. Aaaaaaand relax. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
87
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:31:00 -
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In a frig, on a gate, in a system, I'd wished my AB was a Gistum, Decloaked into a blob, Overheated my prop mod, But still got caught by that Tristan. That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Jayem See
Perkone Caldari State
2431
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:32:00 -
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The Lobsters wrote:In a frig, on a gate, in a system, I'd wished my AB was a Gistum, Decloaked into a blob, Overheated my prop mod, But still got caught by that Tristan.
Utter congrats for rhyming Gistum with system. Aaaaaaand relax. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
88
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:37:00 -
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An Amarrian princess named Mya, Had succumbed to her lover's desire, She said, "This is a terrible sin, but now that you're in, could you shove it a few inches higher!" That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
474
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Posted - 2014.03.17 13:54:00 -
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1)
A pilot who once flew a Drake, Left hundreds of dead in his wake, He collected their corpses, Using multiple sources, The sick b*stard then baked them into a cake...
2)
A capsuleer who flew a big Raven, Thought Jita 4-4 was a safe haven. He undocked his ship, His warning signals did tick, It was obvious that he was no Maven... Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
89
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:01:00 -
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Dear RLML Caracal, Don't panic, I'm not even fleet tackle, you don't need your friends, to come, smash me both ends, it's an 5 second gank, not a battle That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Lucas Kell
JSR1 AND GOLDEN GUARDIAN PRODUCTIONS SpaceMonkey's Alliance
2619
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:02:00 -
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There once was a fella from Jita Who desired his wallet be fitter So he found a good deal Which it seems wasn't real And now he is feeling quite bitter. The Indecisive Noob - A new EVE Fan Blog for news and stuff. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
90
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:14:00 -
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In space they can't hear you scream, But tears they mine like coal seam, Don't give them the joy, when they try to annoy, it's only a game bro, Be serene.
That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
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Tyburn Stannis
Xenon Salvage Inc.
60
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Posted - 2014.03.17 14:49:00 -
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A contest of poems was the calling So I penned a swift ditty whilst hauling But there's always a risk Of corrupt "likes for ISK" And a winner whose rhyme is appalling...
o/ |
War Kitten
Panda McLegion
5146
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Posted - 2014.03.17 16:40:00 -
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There once was a pilot from Nantucket, Whose ship was big red rust bucket. He was told you'll go far, If you fly Minmatar. But after the latest balance pass he said **** it.
I find that without a good mob to provide one for them, most people would have no mentality at all. |
EvEa Deva
Forum Alt Retort
473
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Posted - 2014.03.17 17:15:00 -
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There once was a forum for EvE Whose posters were really quite mean They said give me your stuff or harden the F*** up So now i play WoW with ease |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
92
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Posted - 2014.03.17 17:40:00 -
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There once was a pilot named Hippo, 'No scram' Comet was his preferred M.O. Blam-Blam-Blam-Blam-Blam!, Blam-Blam!, Blam-Blam-Blam!,
Blam-Blam-Blam!, Blam-Blam! GTFO! That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Gogela
Freeport Exploration Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
3084
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Posted - 2014.03.17 17:56:00 -
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There once was a pod from Nantucket. He recycled his passwords thinking "f*** it." His accounts all got hacked. His characters got sacked. And the GM's just told him: "go suck it."
Change your passwords.
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10918
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:11:00 -
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I once had a thread locked for lack of content. But its message was very important. It was buried by ISDs, And I was banned for 2 weeks, Now the search function shows it to be non-existent.
Now Im sure the above violates some rules, And Ill share with you just a few, Im sure that I broke Ten and Eleven, The filter kept me from breaking Seven, But I sure as **** didn't break Twenty Two.
Now, This all may just be fantasy, Or maybe it actually did happen to me, For im forbidden to tell, Except in private convo or Eve-mail, I guess youll have to mail me and see.
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
WASPY69
Deep Core Mining Inc. Caldari State
205
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:16:00 -
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Oh little miner, your barge in debris so soon, When you got acquainted with a friendly Goon, Such a cruel universe, with nothing but fears, An angry letter was sent, expressing all of his tears, He was blown up again, that same afternoon. |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
93
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:40:00 -
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There once was a corp called Stay Frosty, who's HAC doctrine was proving quite costly, so they shipped down to frigs, and tanked with their sig, and AB'd the way to a victory. That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Rixx Javix
Stay Frosty.
357
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:51:00 -
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There once was a girl from Dodixie Who's middle name was Trixie She was kind of a runt Except for her huge...
...Tech 2 Strip Miners!
http://eveoganda.blogspot.com |
Rixx Javix
Stay Frosty.
357
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:53:00 -
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There once was a gal from Amarr Whose Father dreamed would go far Even though she was a bore He couldn't believe she became a...
... special assistant to the Empress. http://eveoganda.blogspot.com |
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Rixx Javix
Stay Frosty.
365
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Posted - 2014.03.17 18:54:00 -
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There once was a man from Rens Who chased the girls like hens He flew a big Rokh but had a small...
opinion of himself. http://eveoganda.blogspot.com |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:51:00 -
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The once was a Band of space Brothers Who tried to take nullsec from the others To Delve they fell back After unsuccessful attack And eventually ran home to their mothers |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:53:00 -
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There is a dark band known as Goons Who found themselves tricked by karttoon But instead of flat dying They're still kicking and flying You can't stop these playful buffoons |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
44
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Posted - 2014.03.17 23:58:00 -
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There was a young Sister of Eve Whose assets you wouldn't believe. The mysteries of the gate She loved to relate But your need she couldn't conceive. |
Johnathan Flubb
Flubb Industrial Group
1
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Posted - 2014.03.18 01:57:00 -
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There once was a man in a Rifter No ship could ever be swifter He put on a good show Many corpses in tow And off went the charming space drifter |
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GM Spiral
Game Masters C C P Alliance
188
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:41:00 -
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A ticket was filed by a man Who'd lost his jettisoned can He'd bought all his ISK And still took the risk His reward was a permanent ban Senior Game Master | CCP Games Customer Support Team
Helping capsuleers since 2004. |
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Pew Terror
Green Associates TITANS.
134
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:49:00 -
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One FC told his fleet align gate Half of them thought warp what was said Off they went the whole lot And got bombed on the spot And comms was now full on with hate
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Pew Terror
Green Associates TITANS.
134
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Posted - 2014.03.18 02:56:00 -
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Some bear desired isk per hour He thought it would buy him much power With much bling there he flew Till they ganked his tengu His mom yelling in the back "Take a shower!" |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
477
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:13:00 -
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A pilot who undocked his Pod, Did think he was somewhat a God. He tried bumping a Super, With all of his stuper, And the moron woke up in a fresh clone because the damn thing was a trap and they hotdropped him and got everyone on the killmail... Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Pew Terror
Green Associates TITANS.
135
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:21:00 -
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Some guy thought "A titan I'll buy!" He jumped it straight down to Mai. Then got caught in a belt, Wanna know what he felt, That seller was surely a spai! |
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GM Arcade
Game Masters C C P Alliance
62
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Posted - 2014.03.18 03:57:00 -
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There once were four GMs on night shift, Whose ticket replies were so swift. Then along came this thread, Their reply count went dead. The next day their boss would be miffed.
Senior GM Arcade | Customer Support
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Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9525
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Posted - 2014.03.18 04:47:00 -
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From my bio:
There once was a miner from Azer Who had not the grid for a laser His drones pulled the Veld While his shields barely held And Goons took him out with a razor
Also:
There once was a pilot; Aspalis Who in RvB did take solace. She'd shoot any Blue, FallenTitan or you, 'Twas justice on all of the lawless.
From this thread: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&t=325447&find=unread
Sigh, I imagine these don't count. They're original, but not of this thread. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Ila Dace
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
9538
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:18:00 -
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Forty leagues straight off the station gray Lies the bookmark made just yesterday. But the noob still explodes Hauling expensive loads For he still warps the opposite way. If House played Eve: http://i.imgur.com/y7ShT.jpg |
Don Aubaris
89
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:29:00 -
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Tas Exile wrote:In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I am sponsoring an EVE Limerick contest. Basic Contest Rules: ... 3. Prizes: The 2 limericks with the most "likes" will win 100 million ISK. In addition, I will choose my 2 favorites and award them a Phantasm BPC. Finally, winners of my previous poetry contest can vote for their favorite. The winner chosen by this group will win a Cynabal BPC
Tas, can you clarify rule 3?
1/ What exactly is a winner of the previous competition? The 2 topwinners? Or also the Honorable Mentions? The Bonus prizes? 2/ Does this mean these people are excluded from this contest? Or can they still compete but not for the group-prize?
Regards, Don Aubaris |
Taal Khurin
Happy Asteroid Ltd
134
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:31:00 -
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Lucas Kell wrote:There once was a fella from Jita Who desired his wallet be fitter So he found a good deal Which it seems wasn't real And now he is feeling quite bitter.
Isnt that almost a Kate Nash song? :D |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 05:47:00 -
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Here's a few I came up with a while back in the OOPE forum -- some were written for specific people, but I thought I'd put them here. They are my original creations:
There once was a pirate from Siseide Arties or missiles he could not decide He finally chose beam and on them put Gleam Of all of his targets not one died
this is a parody of the limerick in Ila Dace's bio
I once saw a beauty named Erica Dusette She had the looks, she was all set Though her manner was wry And her posts were dry I would still say I'm glad we have met
it's EVE-related because it's about Erica Dusette
Have you seen the new Crucifier hull? Note just how it is no longer dull With two great fingers Its HP lingers Not all that far below full
Ever since I learned about armor tanking I've started turning up my output of spanking With lasers that scorch And drones that torch I'm not so good at limerick last line making
I made this one shortly after making two non-EVE limericks with failing final lines. Ask me if you want to know what they were.
In Halaima, with lasers, mining an asteroid AFK with no tank, James 315 annoyed Bearing blaster turrets large Talos opened on the barge Like James' ammo, mining prospects Null and Void
I made a limerick about this video: 6yo Skye playing Eve Online
A pirate in Amamake saw an Ibis go by With pilot named Donna, he knew it was Skye She aligned to Osoggur gate The pirate's guns fired too late He raged on Scott's video "You're teaching a lie!!" Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 06:05:00 -
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Fresh limerick:
Executioners, Atrons, and Slashers I fly Only fast frigates with the throttle turned up high Glitter's my name Speed is my game That red streak is my shirt speeding by Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:19:00 -
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One about my new ship:
Fit up a Cormorant with 150s, this new ship of mine Filled up with range mods hits out to 109 I bet you think you're safe, you do A cormorant couldn't hit you Not sure what you're on about, I can hit you just fine Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Cecil Montague
PCG Enterprises
30
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Posted - 2014.03.18 07:37:00 -
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There once was a Damsel in Distress Who's morals lacked I confess Mission runners delight When Zor comes to fight As for Kruul, well I'm not impressed.
"There is no such thing as an effective segment of Totality" - Bruce Lee: The only man with a Chuck Norris killmail. |
Treborr MintingtonJr
Quantum Reality R n D Spaceship Samurai
199
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Posted - 2014.03.18 08:29:00 -
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There was a guy named Jim Who tried to pay to win His CNR got ganked His wallet got spanked And now his dreams in the bin. |
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The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
112
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Posted - 2014.03.18 10:48:00 -
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In Verge flys a corp call We Fight, And some might say they're shite, That may be true, But what does that make you, We've been podding you all through the night. That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Zappity
Stay Frosty.
854
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Posted - 2014.03.18 11:32:00 -
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There once was a farmer in Lamaa, Whose despicable fit had stabs twice. I countered scrams thrice, His warp said no dice, So I podded him back to his station! Zappity's Adventures for a taste of lowsec. |
Andreus Ixiris
Duty. DARKNESS.
4361
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Posted - 2014.03.18 11:36:00 -
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There once was a pirate from Rancer Who hired an exotic dancer But when under the covers He quickly discovered What he thought was a girl was a man, sir. Mane 614
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Purity by Fire
Chaos From Order Manifest Destiny.
37
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:06:00 -
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I once undocked in a Vaga, PvP my aim with my swagger, A curse jumped in, closely followed by a Sin, I was podded back to Uedama.
another
A petition I once did make, "Our logs show nothing" The GM's did state. You disconnected on gate We dont care if you got raped, Now pay your sub FFSake |
Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
27
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:12:00 -
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Don Aubaris wrote:Tas Exile wrote:In honor of St. Patrick's Day, I am sponsoring an EVE Limerick contest. Basic Contest Rules: ... 3. Prizes: The 2 limericks with the most "likes" will win 100 million ISK. In addition, I will choose my 2 favorites and award them a Phantasm BPC. Finally, winners of my previous poetry contest can vote for their favorite. The winner chosen by this group will win a Cynabal BPC Tas, can you clarify rule 3? 1/ What exactly is a winner of the previous competition? The 2 topwinners? Or also the Honorable Mentions? The Bonus prizes? 2/ Does this mean these people are excluded from this contest? Or can they still compete but not for the group-prize? Regards, Don Aubaris
I'll send out in-game mail. Basically, anyone who won a prize, can vote for their top 5. You can still participate in this competition (and even vote for your own - just identify it in the voting.) *************
PilgrimInExile.wordpress.com |
Joy-Tear Starseeker
Space Wolves ind. The Wolfpack Nexus
9
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:16:00 -
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Having a drink in Stacmon No pew pew action to be found 'have I seen you before?' I say to a guy 'No, but there's a lot of that clone around' he replies... |
RAW23
748
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Posted - 2014.03.18 12:50:00 -
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There once was a scammer named Bobby, Shareholders he liked to lobby, He took the long view, And took Titans from U, Because stealing was his favourite hobby.
There are two types of EVE player:
those who believe there are two types of EVE player and those who do not. |
I Riven I
Hedion University Amarr Empire
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 13:02:00 -
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100mil isks doesnt pay the energy my brains would use to make some random sentences |
haga daga
Deadspace Remnants
1
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Posted - 2014.03.18 13:25:00 -
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There was a man called spoon, Who had poor skils for his phoon, he caught a big score, but lost a lot more, because he could only fit meta four.
once upon an eve winter night, there was a big interbus fight, they all failed to scuttle, because they only took a shuttle, so they had to leave with just a rebuttal. |
Gordon Esil
Probe Patrol Awakened.
47
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Posted - 2014.03.18 13:53:00 -
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Quiet and cold it is around Dark and evil are the lost souls Floating alone in my sealed wet grave With my Legion I'm trying to escape They are coming... The Sleepers they are called They are awakened, and looking for the prey Why did I enter that w-space... I cannot tell! |
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Effect One
Vengeful Swan
136
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:06:00 -
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There was a young newbie from Jita; who transported PLEX in a Cheetah. Proven not to be safe, pirates forced him to strafe; when this failed he claimed pirate a cheater.
'EVE is a game about spaceships and there's an enormous amount of work to do on the in-space gameplay before players (or developers) are ready to sacrifice it for a totally new type of gameplay' - CCP Rise |
Sephira Galamore
Inner Beard Society Affirmative.
296
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:09:00 -
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Let me grab mine from last years "Kiss me I'm Irish" roam:
Having so far only flown Ganked with Mang A buddy and I loved to join Greygals gang Expected to kill some stuff Spamming some irish fluff And finally die in a bang.
See also: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWS8Wcf3PBE |
TigerXtrm
Black Thorne Corporation Black Thorne Alliance
474
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:19:00 -
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There once was a spacegame called EVE Which was harder than you would believe Fools came from WoW 'I'm quiting!' they'd vow Can I have your stuff when you leave? My YouTube Channel - EVE Tutorials & other game related things! |
The Groundskeeper
Bat Country Goonswarm Federation
203
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Posted - 2014.03.18 14:30:00 -
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The fit on my dead nano-erebus Saw it sturdy and strong as a trolleybus With a tank made of shields (Two T1 invuln fields) My corpmates were left quite incredulous
I wanted to use "My fitting skills were not quite sedulous" but I suspect that was a bit minority. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
56
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Posted - 2014.03.18 15:29:00 -
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Punkturis was a GM in EvE With mad skillz you'd better believe She fixed many things And though her trolling may sting We hope that she won't ever leave. |
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GM The Doctor
Game Masters C C P Alliance
12
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Posted - 2014.03.18 16:45:00 -
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The safety set red, his motive was dread. The ship had been fitted, and crime was committed. CONCORD made the craft dead. CCP Customer Support | EVE Online | DUST 514 |
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Don Aubaris
89
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Posted - 2014.03.18 17:57:00 -
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Let's give it a try and start with a life lesson :
A cruiser without a proper fit flew into low-sec and took a hit. The pilot enraged and fully engaged only to learn, he couldn't do s-h-i-t. |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
531
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Posted - 2014.03.18 17:57:00 -
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1)
There once was a pilot named Lou Who topped off with irregular goo. He grew hair like a dog and he smelled like a bog. He received a wide berth from the crew.
2)
There was a ship builder from Glink who colored his ships with black ink. Goon customers came and loudly complained, "The color we wanted was pink." -á-á- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not-á "afk" cloaking-á-
[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG] |
Cecil Montague
PCG Enterprises
35
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:05:00 -
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There's this game called Eve I adore. It leaves me wanting more and more It's just a shame. Incarna was lame. Maybe one day we'll get through the door.
"There is no such thing as an effective segment of Totality" - Bruce Lee: The only man with a Chuck Norris killmail. |
Lachra
Union of Labor
13
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:08:00 -
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I mine only Veldspar for fun I make just a pittance each run And although it is dull I still mine 'til I'm full 'Cause I like looking out at the sun |
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:17:00 -
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There once was a pilot named Cecil Montague He wanted to play Barbie, not fly his pod-a-goo He finally undocked His ship got locked He'll have to update his clone-a-new
no hate, it's just the words that rhymed :) I have to say no for now on that door, though I think it shall definitely open to us one day. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Chris97b
The Irukandji Ineluctable.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:23:00 -
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Porjectiles were once where it's at Great for gank, and they use zero cap Cross trained into matar Thought that I would go far By the time I was done they were crap |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:27:00 -
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T'were a few pilots tried to train above par Found game imbalances that made them go "Yarrr" But CCP did tweak And these fellas did freak Who am I kidding, they outnumber me by far Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:29:00 -
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There was an EvE player Chris97b Who wore a smug goatee His alliance claim, Ineluctable But their ships, quite destructible From the corps of The Irukandji |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1068
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:30:00 -
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Andreus Ixiris wrote:There once was a pirate from Rancer Who hired an exotic dancer But when under the covers He quickly discovered What he thought was a girl was a man, sir.
There once was a dancer from Rancer Who was hired on by a man, sir But when the tests came back She had a heart attack What she thought was a man was a girl with cancer Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:32:00 -
[66] - Quote
There was an EvE man, Glitterstim Whose avatar appeared quite slim His alliance begged to ignore For their fleet roams were a bore Dromedaworks Inc threw him in for a swim |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:37:00 -
[67] - Quote
Lachra was an Achuran technician Who spent too much time at the beautician Her Union of Labor Threw her at a crusader Now she leads at interception. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:42:00 -
[68] - Quote
A dirty-mouthed pilot from The Scope Got his mouth washed out with soap The ladies he met saw fit For a man to posess wit For without the right words he had no f++cking hope Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
59
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:42:00 -
[69] - Quote
Montague had a first name of Cecil He spent much time at the easel "PCGE is for artists," he said, "and for harpists! We paint our faces with brushes of sisal." |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:48:00 -
[70] - Quote
Barbara Nichole was a pilot of old Ice Queen she called herself bold Her Consultancy was Cryogenic She kept her pod most hygienic When she killed she most likely lol'd. |
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Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 18:56:00 -
[71] - Quote
Don Aubaris liked to go shave pated Which worked except when he dated His bio was short And so I purport At home he mostly mated. |
Jen Takhesis
The Scope Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:07:00 -
[72] - Quote
The Doctor claimed customer support Should be a contact sport. Stupid talkers of smack Should be given a thwack On their frozen corpses we all could cavort. |
Lachra
Union of Labor
14
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:10:00 -
[73] - Quote
I'm doing this 'cause I am poor I don't want to mine anymore I want to make ISK But don't like taking risk So now I think I'll be a wh0re |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
2
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:13:00 -
[74] - Quote
I had eyes for a gal with a Cynabal She flew hard, made me wanton with arousal But a mishap with Concord Made me bitter in my discord Her nude clone made it plain she flew transversal |
Lachra
Union of Labor
14
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:20:00 -
[75] - Quote
I like playing Planetside 2 EVE's fine if you know what to do But mostly of late I'm finding out that I hate Not having enough to pew pew |
Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:21:00 -
[76] - Quote
A toon named Erotica-1 there once was Who scammed people out of isk just because IGÇÖll double your isk But probably not today Haha sucker, thatGÇÖs what a scammer does
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Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:26:00 -
[77] - Quote
There was a young man named Tom Whose dream was to plant a bomb To blow up the Goons While listening to tunes That was the dream of young Tom
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Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
60
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:35:00 -
[78] - Quote
In Reykjavik there once was a server Whose users played with much fervor They would argue about fits Especially the Britts Which makes no sense to a casual observer
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10971
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:38:00 -
[79] - Quote
There was once an AFK cloaker named Me, Who camped systems with noobships cloak free. They all cried for nerf, Which came out Hurf Blurf! And not one tried to probe Planet Three!
I once rolled a fresh alt for some ganking, From CONCORD he took quite a spanking. He turned freighters to wrecks, And turned miners to specks, And he used the tear filled local logs for *******!
There was once a crybaby in a proviblock pocket, Who filled local with tears about closed socket, When I saw him DC, I probed him glee, I now keep his lossmail in my locket! Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
61
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:40:00 -
[80] - Quote
There once was a guy in a destroyer Who blew up the raven of a lawyer The lawyer cried This is not in the guide I feel bad for the poor guys employer
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:46:00 -
[81] - Quote
Twas a Gallente lass named Jen Takhesis Smacktalk was her game, other toons her thesis She wrote one or two About me and you While her ships were blown to pieces Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:52:00 -
[82] - Quote
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm The Succubus looks meaner But the Revenant is cleaner Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1069
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Posted - 2014.03.18 19:56:00 -
[83] - Quote
Carriers and dreadnoughts and titans, oh my! Can each be flown with only one guy Their warp speed is slow But with jump drives show That a fast ship isn't enough to get by Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Lachra
Union of Labor
18
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:02:00 -
[84] - Quote
I'm finding out space is real big And it's best if you're flying a frig The warp speed is great And the fights are top rate But the best thing is a small sig |
Lachra
Union of Labor
20
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:15:00 -
[85] - Quote
Oh, Massive Scordite! Harken to me Through the song of my mining lasers Star bright, star cracked orb of rock! Hast thy asteroid been depleted so fast? Say, "nay"! For I have not yet smoked the swansong of my mining quota And the blue tulips doth proclaim my hold is full!
:Clap of thunder, fade to black:
Anonymous |
The Lobsters
WE FIGHT
125
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:30:00 -
[86] - Quote
Red versus Blue as you know, Slug it out every night, blow for blow, But when the wartarget appears, They never falter or fear, They pile in and cry, "Tally ho!" That man is the noblest creature may be inferred from the fact that no other creature has contested his claim. |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
360
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:33:00 -
[87] - Quote
The ten year old EVE playerbase Knows the devs' deliberate pace. But COD pros And TMC trolls Shout "Look at DUST's terminal phase!" Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
361
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:39:00 -
[88] - Quote
The mercs want to see some progress Maps, modes, PVE and markets But the common refrain On the blue post pain train "You'll have to come ask at fanfest" Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Braccer
The Seed Holdings Inc Affirmative.
0
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:48:00 -
[89] - Quote
I had one hell of a fright, much to redemptions delight. A camp of flashy red lights, oh this is going to be a painful night. Greygal lead us to on hell of a fight. |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
361
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:48:00 -
[90] - Quote
I surely can write these all day The OP may read in dismay The syllable count Is flexible now Oh right the EVE topic - too late Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
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Xanadu Redux
Small Target
3
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Posted - 2014.03.18 20:52:00 -
[91] - Quote
Some general info on limerick construction: http://whvvugt.home.xs4all.nl/Archives_TCCMB/Limericks/Structure.html
And entry 2:
Capsuleer, wormhole here, come and PVE Look inside, sail my tide, bounty harkens thee Stay aligned, alert, ready Flee from rats, fast and deadly Capsuleer, death is here, GÇÿware the PVP |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
362
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:13:00 -
[92] - Quote
There once was a pilot so BRAVE His girlfriend couldn't get laid Her flirtatious cooing Disrupted his pew-ing Until one eventually caved Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
10982
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:19:00 -
[93] - Quote
There is a man in Jita who doubled my ISK, I did it three times with absolutely no risk! When the Bonus Room came, I gained notoriety and fame, Because now pictures of me covered in mayonnaise exist!
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
362
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:22:00 -
[94] - Quote
Look, Xanadu (bravest of posters) Is trying to educate most of us But capsuleers gen'rally Take criticism badly ESPECIALLY the EVE forum warriors Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
362
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:34:00 -
[95] - Quote
The robot called CCP K1 Is plotting for CCP Dolan To get blapped by a drone With an out of date clone Thus usurping his dev position Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
3
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:42:00 -
[96] - Quote
I struggle with EVE character names pronouncing and syllable games I think Nicen Jehr With typical flair Falls into a similar vein |
Chopper Rollins
Brutor Tribe Minmatar Republic
582
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:45:00 -
[97] - Quote
There was once a thread on the forums So bad that i spewed so hard i pooped a little true story
Goggles. Making me look good. Making you look good. |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
3
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:58:00 -
[98] - Quote
I squandered my fortune large intended for my shipping barge on ISK lottery from Games B-I-G Now I'm working militia Sarge |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4374
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Posted - 2014.03.18 21:58:00 -
[99] - Quote
Unsuccessful At Everything wrote:There is a man in Jita who doubled my ISK, I did it three times with absolutely no risk! When the Bonus Room came, I gained notoriety and fame, Because now pictures of me covered in mayonnaise exist!
mmm
I approve of this message!
Hot See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1071
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:15:00 -
[100] - Quote
not an original, but a parody of Old Woman in a Shoe
There was an old carrier who lived in Otou Had so many fighters didn't know what to do She sent them to HED With nary a dread They spanked them all soundly and made them go dead
EDIT: 100! Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:34:00 -
[101] - Quote
Oh Dinsdale Pirannha, hey! This Limerick contest, come play! Bring vocab so smart And posting so tart You could gain some credit this way! |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:49:00 -
[102] - Quote
In the dark stalks a tiger deadly A ships klaxons, her choicest medley One false move and then BANG! Your cold corpse she will hang Penny's collection must flow redly |
Grivan
State War Academy Caldari State
15
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:56:00 -
[103] - Quote
Mining with my toons when jumped by typhoons all my stuff now space fluff oh grr Goons!
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4376
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Posted - 2014.03.18 22:56:00 -
[104] - Quote
There once was a boy, He cooked up a nasty surprise, But it blew up in his face, And now his dream dies, But wait... there's more...
A sly Marmite leader made him his toy, And asked for billions more isk from outer space, Our Goblin friend said how great! He continued writing for his master like a *****, The rest of the universe with their jaws agape.
Ok that's a rough draft, be back later.
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
365
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:12:00 -
[105] - Quote
erotica 1 is a **** her glory hole made my **** itch she took all my isk (at least all I risked) and she's not worth the time to finish this limerick Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:12:00 -
[106] - Quote
I follow the robo blogger Jester As he pontificates on the weather (That's a coy euphemism For the enthusiasm He shows as a TLDR stresser) |
Xanadu Redux
Small Target
8
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:21:00 -
[107] - Quote
Once a goblin called Gevlon came calling He smeared Goons, RVB set to mauling The GRR POCOs by day So Marmite came to play Now we drink up the forum tears falling |
Nicen Jehr
Brave Newbies Inc. Brave Collective
366
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:27:00 -
[108] - Quote
Xanadu Redux wrote:I struggle with EVE character names Pronouncing and syllable games I think Nicen Jehr With typical flair Falls into a similar vein I started quite luckily in that N's midway through the alphabet NICE-en or NEES-in NJ's also pleasin' But don't call me NICK-en, f.dat Little Things to improve GëíGïüGëí-á| My Little Things posts |
Sarhyl Connaly
Politas Ateles Syndicate
2
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Posted - 2014.03.18 23:42:00 -
[109] - Quote
Eve Online is a game without walls, But this freedom contains painful falls; Such as learning curve: rough, meta-game: rather tough, And controls like a kick to the balls.
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1072
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Posted - 2014.03.19 02:38:00 -
[110] - Quote
'Twas a Quafe drinker named Nick-en Thought Erotica 1's avatar quite kickin' I shouted wait a nip Put rubber on the tip Before you risk to put your d+¡ck in Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11008
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Posted - 2014.03.19 02:50:00 -
[111] - Quote
Point and click spaceships is awful they said, So went to play Hangar Offline instead! The hangar was glitchy, The forums were bitchy, I wonder is biomassed Eve toons are dead?
Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Ralen Zateki
Nexis. League of Infamy
158
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Posted - 2014.03.19 05:02:00 -
[112] - Quote
WoW player's ship went up in a puff WoW player cried about PLEX in a huff He came to the forum Most said "poor him" But Ralen just said "Can I has all your stuff?" |
Cara Forelli
End-of-Line
308
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Posted - 2014.03.19 12:52:00 -
[113] - Quote
A rare ship I followed from Hek And soon I would orbit his wreck The stargate I jumped through Scram, web, and then pew The system, alas, was high-sec www.ensignyooch.wordpress.com
New player with questions? Like to answer questions? Join my public channel in game:-áHouse Forelli |
Glor Thindel
Wildly Inappropriate Goonswarm Federation
2
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Posted - 2014.03.19 13:27:00 -
[114] - Quote
There once was a poster from TEST, Who thought he could rhyme with the best, But his limmericks were pap, He filled pages with cr*p, And just wouldn't give it a rest. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4383
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Posted - 2014.03.19 13:38:00 -
[115] - Quote
There once was guild in the mountain, They decided to come down to Foutain They blew up some ships, Sent TEST to Highsec in crypts, And now TEST farms FW to plow a ton.
Ok, needs some work.... See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
RaZZZZia
Dead poets society The Laughing Men
10
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Posted - 2014.03.19 15:06:00 -
[116] - Quote
Its bad and made while visiting the throne on paid time but lets throw this in here:
Some corp was camped by some deccer He annoyed everyone with his swagger His smack in local got fouler I ganked him in a hauler To be honest I never felt smugger |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4386
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Posted - 2014.03.19 15:07:00 -
[117] - Quote
There was a player Googling for a game But he just couldn't remember the name He saw an ad 'This game looks rad!"
He thought he clicked on the one for a themepark But instead it was the one above, a game cold and dark He mined all day Til the gankers came to play And then cried right here and all of GD started to sneer So he quit the game And he will never be the same. See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Unsuccessful At Everything
The Troll Bridge
11016
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Posted - 2014.03.19 16:34:00 -
[118] - Quote
Why do they always spam New Topic in GD? Why cant they use Search or Google? Beats me! Is always a repost, Another gripe, or blatant shitpost, That why we need Unsuccessful at Everything!
I once ganked a freighter in Balle, Who raged in local "Ill report you all!" When I saw him again, He brought seven friends, Now their corpses are adorning my wall!
Why is it so hard to open a door? Trapped in my room, im getting so bored! You give me clothes for my Barbie, Yet no paint for my Harby?!??!? If WiS ever gets finished ill be floored! Since the cessation of their usefulness is imminent, may I appropriate your belongings? |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1074
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:05:00 -
[119] - Quote
Of these limericks, none other than mine are neater Although many others here may be sweeter I read over my lines In my head several times At least mine follow the rhyme and meter
Other limericks here may be fouler than cleaner With lines in them that are ruder and meaner But there's more to writing lines Than using "bad" words at times Not that I'm saying mine are better, just that the rest here aren't exactly great either. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4388
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:27:00 -
[120] - Quote
I wrote a long poem that needs some touching up.
Is there a GM or Dev that I can send the pastebin to so he can pass it around the office for ideas?
It would generally be considered "NSFW" but I think you'll all enjoy it! See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
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Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
65
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:33:00 -
[121] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:There once was a boy, He cooked up a nasty surprise, But it blew up in his face, And now his dream dies, But wait... there's more...
A sly Marmite leader made him his toy, And asked for billions more isk from outer space, Our Goblin friend said how great! He continued writing for his master like a *****, The rest of the universe with their jaws agape.
Ok that's a rough draft, be back later.
I dont think you understand what a limerick is:
The Rules of Limericks
Limericks, like all poetic forms, have a set of rules that you need to follow. The rules for a limerick are fairly simple:
They are five lines long. Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with one another. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other. They have a distinctive rhythm (which IGÇÖll explain shortly) They are usually funny.
source |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4388
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:35:00 -
[122] - Quote
Oh noes! I failed the rules! See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
65
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Posted - 2014.03.19 17:38:00 -
[123] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:There once was guild in the mountain, They decided to come down to Foutain They blew up some ships, Sent TEST to Highsec in crypts, And now TEST farms FW to plow a ton.
Ok, needs some work....
To be honest, this one is quite good except for that last line. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4388
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Posted - 2014.03.19 18:01:00 -
[124] - Quote
Erotica 1 lied in her bathtub With the water running, she started to rub She got off three times As she came up with rhymes And that's how you get more to sub See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
484
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Posted - 2014.03.19 18:09:00 -
[125] - Quote
A pilot who hailed from Rens, He did wear a singular lens. They called him a ganker, He's the carebear spanker. The bots he did only wish to cleanse. Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy
536
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Posted - 2014.03.19 18:49:00 -
[126] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:Oh noes! I failed the rules! Form, rhyme, and meter are important in shorter poems mainly because breaking the rules is more obvious than with longer poems. There are a few limericks here that deliberately break some rules and get away with it. They can get away with it because it's not only obvious that they knew the rules but that what they did was kind of as a surprising end to their poem.
-á-á- remove the cloaked from local; free intel is the real problem, not-á "afk" cloaking-á-
[IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/consultsig.jpg[/IMG] |
Imiarr Timshae
Funny Men In Funny Hats
158
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Posted - 2014.03.19 19:57:00 -
[127] - Quote
Eve online's players are all autists, Mindless noobs or bitter vets, They don't play the game Just use forums and flame All over internet spaceships. TSCA - Free 3rd Party & Collateral Holding Service - POS Deployment Corp Sale/Boosting |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1074
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Posted - 2014.03.19 20:12:00 -
[128] - Quote
Volar Kang wrote:Limericks, like all poetic forms, have a set of rules that you need to follow. The rules for a limerick are fairly simple: They are five lines long. Lines 1, 2, and 5 rhyme with one another. Lines 3 and 4 rhyme with each other. They have a distinctive rhythm (which IGÇÖll explain shortly) They are usually funny. source The 3rd and 4th line are short and concise, usually such that the reader can glide across them. 1, 2, and 5 are longer.
Writing a good limerick can be tricky With readers who're all so picky But if you slap Up some bland crap Peeps on the forum will think it's icky Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4409
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Posted - 2014.03.20 01:54:00 -
[129] - Quote
There's this man in Dodixie He calls himself Mr. Fixie He'll take your barge No matter how large That's why miners call him a prick, see? See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4410
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:07:00 -
[130] - Quote
There's this girl quitting in Amarr Her last name starts with "Bar" She'll give you her isk For only 1 trit without risk But after you click she says "yarr!"
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4410
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:11:00 -
[131] - Quote
There's a pod dealer in Rens Says he gets golden pods from hens For only a billion your pod'll look like a million But then he walks off- "pirate den!" See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4410
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:15:00 -
[132] - Quote
There's this pirate in Hek He'll sell you your wreck You send the isk first And see he's the worst You should have done a check.
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4411
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:22:00 -
[133] - Quote
There's a recruiter from VFK He asks for your API today He takes your stuff Says it wasn't enough Ha, you gave all your assets away! See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4411
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:24:00 -
[134] - Quote
There once was a man named Sir Molle He most certainly wasn't so jolly We took his group down He made a big frown That was fun, my golly! See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1077
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:28:00 -
[135] - Quote
Tolle, Manarq, Ourapheh, Botane, and Dodixie These plus Carirgnottin mark the path from Odixie The path may be far To this distant star If made in a shuttle, it isn't so rixie
I turned at Manarq to get to Sanctum Emsar then Arnon, where I thanked em Those sisters and that arc Made me ISK till dark All those rogue drones my destroyer tanked em
Twas not long before I departed again to Emsar Once again to Manarq, and Tekaima after Tar That ISK paved my way For shooting miners AFK And the rat kills kept my sec status above par
Since I'm here, I might as well run a mission Beat some pirate ships to submission I didn't get nearly enough LP To buy from CONCORD's store, you see They kicked me out of station because I couldn't pay admission Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4413
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:30:00 -
[136] - Quote
There once was a man named Mittens He liked to play with kittens Then one day He had this to say "This space is no longer Britain's." See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1077
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:34:00 -
[137] - Quote
There once was a dirty man named Mitten Those who crossed his path looked bitten He once went too far A man's rep he did mar He should do it again, I'm smitten
disclaimer: I don't actually support what The Mittani did to that guy. It was too far. But everything else he does that is almost too far is totally great :D Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4413
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:36:00 -
[138] - Quote
There once was an afk Miner He played on laptops in a diner He left the table to pay came back with words to say Bingo! He's such a whiner! See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
488
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:38:00 -
[139] - Quote
A pirate once went on a hunt, A Legion, the ship he did front. He solo'd a 'phoon, The ship did go boom, In Local the guy shouted "You c*nt". Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
488
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:45:00 -
[140] - Quote
An Alliance member once said, Travel to Nullsec through HED. If the gate doth be bubbled, Do not be so troubled, You're most certainly as good as dead. Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1077
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:51:00 -
[141] - Quote
In a small frig sailed a pirate chick Through carebear infested waters thick She dispatched a few They screamed as they do "OMG man why you gotta be such a..."
...pain in the neck?
Twas a pale gal playing EVE in a ship that's bigger Than the brains of the carebear she beat I figger She played as Minmatar Male Brutor her avatar Twas heard in local: "I just got beat by a..."
pirate who's tall, dark, and handsome!
A young man was ganked, to the GMs he did snitch They tore up his ticket and hit him with a switch The pirate came in And said to him "Lady, you suck. You play like a..."
puppy with clumsy paws. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4413
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Posted - 2014.03.20 02:52:00 -
[142] - Quote
There are some trolls in GD They post often with glee They pretend to be mad But you've been had They just say "teehee"
See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Vehestian
Killson Corp Psychosomatic.
28
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Posted - 2014.03.20 03:01:00 -
[143] - Quote
Our fleet went out lookin' to fight to bask in some kills, outright dunno what I was bettin' as a scout in a 'geddon but I did not come home that night. |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
491
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Posted - 2014.03.20 03:05:00 -
[144] - Quote
A pilot once chose to AWOX, A corp that mined nothing but rocks. He loaded up charges, And killed all their barges, In corp chat the pilot then mocks. Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Seraph Essael
Devils Diciples League of Infamy
491
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Posted - 2014.03.20 03:40:00 -
[145] - Quote
A small gang who went on a roam, Flew two systems out of their home. The gate, it was camped, Their fleet was then damped. EWAR, the fleet did not condone. Quoted from Doc Fury: "Concerned citizens: Doc seldom plays EVE on the weekends during spring and summer, so you will always be on your own for a couple days a week. Doc spends that time collecting kittens for the on-going sacrifices, engaging in reckless outdoor activities, and speaking in the 3rd person." |
Hadrian Blackstone
Barringtons Research The Star harvesters of indeterminate Tenacity
49
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Posted - 2014.03.20 07:29:00 -
[146] - Quote
They say Eve is only for winners, bla bla bla skillpoints don't matter. |
Khergit Deserters
Crom's Angels
2897
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Posted - 2014.03.20 17:21:00 -
[147] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:Oh noes! I failed the rules! You forfeit your isk deposit, no double return for you. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1086
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Posted - 2014.03.20 19:20:00 -
[148] - Quote
Khergit Deserters wrote:Erotica 1 wrote:Oh noes! I failed the rules! You forfeit your isk deposit, no double return for you. The biggest scam, the one that scammers fall to Is the one that says scamming trade posts pays, too But just look at histories around No successful contracts found Yet there they are in local, hoping their dreams come true Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Rupee Rue
Price History
6
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Posted - 2014.03.20 21:15:00 -
[149] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:Khergit Deserters wrote:Erotica 1 wrote:Oh noes! I failed the rules! You forfeit your isk deposit, no double return for you. The biggest scam, the one that scammers fall to Is the one that says scamming trade posts pays, too But just look at histories around No successful contracts found Yet there they are in local, hoping their dreams come true
You clearly have not seen my contracts You may want to change out those contacts The ones in your eyes Stop believing the lies And face the legit ISK making facts. ;) |
Vehestian
Killson Corp Psychosomatic.
31
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Posted - 2014.03.21 21:49:00 -
[150] - Quote
You don't have to put on bifocals to keep a sharp eye on your local if you ignore good intel your ship's burnin' in hell when a frig fleet explodes your poor Rorqual
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Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4443
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Posted - 2014.03.21 22:58:00 -
[151] - Quote
You found a good deal from Princess Rupee Rue You thought you were buying one plex but you paid two I forgot to mention You should pay attention Oh no! What to do? See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1089
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Posted - 2014.03.21 23:09:00 -
[152] - Quote
Rupee Rue wrote:You clearly have not seen my contracts You may want to change out those contacts The ones in your eyes Stop believing the lies And face the legit ISK making facts. ;) Of course there are those who get alts and/or friends to make fake payouts, or others have plenty more ways of convincing the playerbase they are as good a scammer as all the other "successful" ones. You'll never admit defeat because that would crush your ego, and you still believe that one day a really good one will come along and make all that wasted time worthwhile.
You try and try, with each new scam finer You say "I can do this, I'm no whiner" While others earn steady Their cash is ready And your financial growth was beat by a miner Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Kor Sanyo
Stormcrows
0
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:06:00 -
[153] - Quote
(to that guy in local who won't stop chatting about WoW)
If New Eden is too problematical, Fitting mods is much too mathematical, there are games you can play much cheaper per day and the players are not so fanatical. |
Vehestian
Killson Corp Psychosomatic.
31
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:30:00 -
[154] - Quote
There once was a ganker in Jita, who loved to pop noobies and grief-a, he got snatched-up by Marmite who bought up his kill rights, so no more fun hi-sec hijinkas
;( |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4444
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:35:00 -
[155] - Quote
A new player came from wow to EVE, For right now we'll just call him Steve, He threw 10 plex in his ship Then he fell for the can flip Now all he does is grieve See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4444
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:49:00 -
[156] - Quote
There is a hero named James three one five All he asks miners to do is act alive The CODE will set you free At your keyboard you need to be For 100% compliancy we will strive See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Volar Kang
Aliastra Gallente Federation
83
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:51:00 -
[157] - Quote
Erotica 1 wrote:A new player came from wow to EVE, For right now we'll just call him Steve, He threw 10 plex in his ship Then he fell for the can flip Now all he does is grieve
You are getting much better at this. |
Erotica 1
Krypteia Operations CODE.
4444
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Posted - 2014.03.22 01:56:00 -
[158] - Quote
Looking for a corp? Join Goons You can get rich with their many moons Just asked for a recruiter My favorite is Scooter Those that say don't are jelly loons See Bio for isk doubling rules. If you didn't read bio, chances are you funded those who did. |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1090
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Posted - 2014.03.22 03:42:00 -
[159] - Quote
Volar Kang wrote:You are getting much better at this. I absolutely agree.
Twas a bad limerick writer named Lancelot His terrible writing failed to make sense a lot But Glitterstim's were worse Verse by bad verse Glitter's rhyming schemes will make you wince a lot Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
3295
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Posted - 2014.03.22 08:04:00 -
[160] - Quote
There once was a girl from Nantucket, She did haul using a frigate to truck it. A load of cows she was sold, But outer space was too cold. So now she sells ice cream by the bucket.
"The limerick packs laughs anatomical Into space that is quite economical. But the good ones I've seen So seldom are clean And the clean ones so seldom are comical." - Anonymous |
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Knoppaz
distress signals
27
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Posted - 2014.03.24 06:44:00 -
[161] - Quote
a pirate girl named naburi fought always with utmost fury she came to a blob most ships just went 'pop' she again left a scene of injury __________________________________________________ Knoppaz /-ádistressSIGNALS http://distresssignals.tumblr.com
a capsuleer's way to insanity |
Don Aubaris
92
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Posted - 2014.03.24 08:12:00 -
[162] - Quote
Inspired by the reprocessing dev blog :
There once was a dev called Ytterbium who messed with the equilibrium instead of all going to low players exited with a bow so now he's in charge of Eve's requiem.
Although I think Limericks are not for me. Can't get it flowing like I want. |
Hir Miriel
Elves In Space
164
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Posted - 2014.03.24 08:43:00 -
[163] - Quote
There once was a miner called me An elven miner of insanity Eleven years of, Blasting rocks and dropping rats Can teach what's what, Deep Space is a Woman. Cos we play EVE Online Not Steve. ~ ~~ Thinking inside Schrodinger's sandbox. ~~ ~ |
Avon
187
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Posted - 2014.03.24 10:43:00 -
[164] - Quote
Oh gosh, this thread brings back memories of 2004
http://oldforums.eveonline.com/?a=topic&threadID=136405&page=1
Eve Online is a space game you see But it means so much more to me Over a decade I've played But always changes are made To keep me feeling like a freaking new-bie
Mining could be the thing for you Or maybe a mission or two? Whatever the way You fill up your day Someone will try to gank you.
Robbing and scamming are mean But aren't always what they seem You cry "Scum!" But to some A valuable lesson they've been.
Forum whining is such a shame All finger pointing, hubris and blame Post a witty quip Then hop in your ship And resolve your conflict in game.
I resolved to try and refrain From posting here ever again Alas, it is true As is clear to you That myself I have failed, for shame |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1093
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Posted - 2014.03.24 16:32:00 -
[165] - Quote
A guy once AWOXed his corp to cause a commotion But instead of being kicked, he got a promotion Now he can't get out Watch him scream and shout As they chase his +áss across the great black ocean Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
18512
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Posted - 2014.03.24 18:46:00 -
[166] - Quote
After reading the OP,
Instant favorite! 10/10 would read whole thread. Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1093
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Posted - 2014.03.25 02:24:00 -
[167] - Quote
Reader discretion advised: the following limerick is very poorly written and should not be read by anyone.
I took to dinner with me a lady She was Caldari, worked for Lai Dai "That's a man!" Shouted a man When I saw the bulge I said "mayday!"
Edit: I think I just posted my worst yet in immediate succession after my best yet. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Tau Cabalander
Retirement Retreat Working Stiffs
3313
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Posted - 2014.03.25 07:17:00 -
[168] - Quote
Some quote about monkeys comes to mind for some reason...
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Liafcipe9000
Critically Preposterous
18523
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Posted - 2014.03.25 08:32:00 -
[169] - Quote
The Lobsters wrote:In space they can't hear you scream, But tears they mine like coal seam, Don't give them the joy, when they try to annoy, it's only a game, Be serene. this.
this wins in my book! Frostys Virpio > CCP: Continously Crying Playerbase
I like to gank it, gank it!
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Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
34
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Posted - 2014.03.27 01:21:00 -
[170] - Quote
1 day left in the contest and then about 2 days for voting. Thanks to all who participated so far.
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Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1099
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Posted - 2014.03.27 06:23:00 -
[171] - Quote
I compiled a list of what I believe are my best works:
There once was a pirate from Siseide Arties or missiles he could not decide He finally chose beam and on them put Gleam Of all of his targets not one died
A pirate in Amamake saw an Ibis go by With pilot named Donna, he knew it was Skye She aligned to Osoggur gate The pirate's guns fired too late He raged on Scott's video "You're teaching a lie!!"
Pirate ship Nightmare, can you fathom Larger but with smaller spikes than Phantasm The Succubus looks meaner But the Revenant cleaner Seems as they get bigger, the smaller spikes they has'm
A guy once AWOXed his corp to cause a commotion But instead of being kicked, he got a promotion Now he can't get out Watch him scream and shout As they chase him across the great black ocean Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Crompton Aberforth
University of Caille Gallente Federation
47
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Posted - 2014.03.27 12:30:00 -
[172] - Quote
There once was a GÇÿgirlGÇÖ who played eve. Ja? Oh come on, I just donGÇÖt believe ya! Half the toons are a bloke. The other half joke, And tell everyone theyGÇÖre a sheila! I am the space cadet your mother warned you about. |
Ramona McCandless
The McCandless Clan Turing Tested
2644
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Posted - 2014.03.27 13:00:00 -
[173] - Quote
Came in expecting something about Stab City
Left with ennui *** Vote MTU For CSM *** "They feel the need to cover their ears and eyes in horror at your very presence." - Pontianak Sythaeryn Omnis nomiom nom nom nomi |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1101
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Posted - 2014.03.27 21:39:00 -
[174] - Quote
Crompton Aberforth wrote:There once was a GÇÿgirlGÇÖ who played eve. Ja? Oh come on, I just donGÇÖt believe ya! Half the toons are a bloke. The other half joke, And tell everyone theyGÇÖre a sheila! Ventrilo reveals all, and yes, women play EVE.
They're mostly found in highsec doing PVE.
EVE Online is a game about spaceships Shooting, pirating, mining or scanning blips But the women I fear Play fewer styles here They work mostly for the agents' tips Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor Cosmic Consortium
5069
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:26:00 -
[175] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:They're mostly found in highsec doing PVE.
EVE Online is a game about spaceships Shooting, pirating, mining or scanning blips But the women I fear Play fewer styles here They work mostly for the agents' tips
So many men who think they know gender Believe women know nothing of fender But deep in their hearts they fear knowledge of arts Will lead others to think them a bender
Day 0 advice for new players: Day 0 Advice for New Players |
Mara Rinn
Cosmic Goo Convertor Cosmic Consortium
5069
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:31:00 -
[176] - Quote
EVE is a game of phylogeny And friend and neutral and enemy the bizzarest of all is friend to none all and thus is of genus frenemy
Day 0 advice for new players: Day 0 Advice for New Players |
Duncan Ringill
Nevermind Enterprises BadWrongFun
9
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:43:00 -
[177] - Quote
I amaze with my frigate kung fu And to enemies bid fond adieu. As I race through the 'plex And I loot all their wrecks, I tell them to aitch the eff-yoo. |
Snupe Doggur
Republic University Minmatar Republic
13
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Posted - 2014.03.27 22:53:00 -
[178] - Quote
Where once an inveterate scammer Eluded the mighty ban hammer, With fantasies facial And thoughts mayonnaisal, Now faces the virtual slammer. |
Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2014.03.28 11:06:00 -
[179] - Quote
Contest is closed. Thanks again to all who participated (some better than others...). I announce winners in a couple of days. Voting (by liking) will remain open for another day or so.
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PilgrimInExile.wordpress.com |
Reaver Glitterstim
Dromedaworks inc Test Alliance Please Ignore
1101
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Posted - 2014.03.28 17:34:00 -
[180] - Quote
OP can you post the runners-up in a separate thread? I feel like those who posted limericks first got a clear advantage as later thread readers liked their posts. Fit a warfare link to your tech 1 battlecruiser. Train Wing Commander. Get in the Squad Commander or Wing Commander position. Your fleets will be superior to everyone else's. (had this sig BEFORE Odyssey BC rebalance) And bring back the missile Inquisitor!! |
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BeBopAReBop RhubarbPie
Panhandle Industries
344
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Posted - 2014.03.28 18:35:00 -
[181] - Quote
Reaver Glitterstim wrote:A guy once AWOXed his corp to cause a commotion But instead of being kicked, he got a promotion Now he can't get out Watch him scream and shout As they chase his +áss across the great black ocean
There was a limerick outdated, I really thought it was jaded. A bad mechanic, that CCP found moronic, Now its removed and awoxers are still hated!
Sorry for the half rhyme. I'm bad at this... New player resources: http://wiki.eveuniversity.org/Main_Page - General information http://www.evealtruist.com/p/know-your-enemy.html - Learn to PvP http://belligerentundesirables.com/ - Safaris, Awoxes, Ganking and Griefing-á |
Tas Exile
Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation
35
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Posted - 2014.03.31 02:05:00 -
[182] - Quote
Winners posted in this thread. *************
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