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Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:36:00 -
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CCP Navigator closed my last thread about Delve, which totally fits in the rules of CAOD, but whatever.
Fear Not, Readers. I will repost all the previous episodes of Roy Awesome's Totally Awesome Delve Journal here for you all to read, and I will continue my epic episodic saga through Delve.
-- Episode 1: This Delve Journal is totally going places.
Hi! I'm Roy Awesome, most Awesome poster in THE INTERNET., and I'm totally going places. Like Delve. Yes, that's right, Roy Awesome is coming at you LIVE from 319 in Delve. See, Totally in Delve.
So, what does an Awesome poster do while in Delve? Well, I like to Die a bit, Do some Mining, and Save Goons from KenZoku.
Why am I here? Well, I felt that it would be AWESOME to see the fights from ground zero. The goons in local are pretty chill. I got to hang out with them a bit. KenZoku seems really uptight though. They killed me a bunch while trying to save a goon battleship, but, I failed. I'M SO SORRY GOON, I TRIED. Iveran will be missed :(((
Other than that, I figured I'd apply to some of the cool corps in 319 like Goonfleet and Destructive Influence. They are probably seriously considering my applications, and I'm sure I'll join one of them. Brothers of THE INTERNET., if I leave, I'm sorry, but, I moved onto a better place
So, Yea, that's Delve. I kinda like it here, the Veldspar is fun to mine, the Goons are pretty awesome. So is Razor, but, Morsus Mihi isn't awesome. They podded me. Not Awesome.
You all should come and hang out in 319. It's really cool here.
Love, -Roy Awesome
-- Episode 2: My BFF Jack Gates
So, I was chillin with my goon brosefs in 319 again, hanging out, enjoying some pretty chill non-gay BFF things, when I decided to undock.
of course, Being out in Delve with some chill goon brosefs, I thought it would be fun to go hang out at their tower in 319, :condi:.
It was a p. chill place, with some cool goons, and stuff, but, the tower didn't seem to like me there, and blew me up. Such is the life of an internet superstar :(
Oh well, Back to the station for me.
-Roy Awesome |

Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:37:00 -
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Edited by: Roy Awesome on 15/02/2009 22:41:07 Episode 3: I should really get blue standings
So, I decided to undock again. Rather unfortunate decision, as a totally UN AWESOME razor guy killed my Velator. He had a hard time killing my pod though. Silly Razor guy. Goons had to kill my pod...Atleast goons are better at killing pods than someone else.
I got a fleet invite shortly after being forcibly docked. The asked me to undock, so .I did. They happily remote repped me while razor killed me. AGAIN. -1 awesome to razor. They are now around 0 awesome points, goons got +1.
After a few more deaths, I decided that razor are really mean, and I should probably mail Fred0 for standings. So I did.
-Roy Awesome
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Episode 3.5: GFSFM is awesome
I did a mining op today. I told Chribba the results.
He Responded :3
-Roy Awesome |

Southern Suzy
Minmatar THE INTERNET.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:39:00 -
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goons still suck and losing their home.
delve is a fun place atm though, lots of targets to pick off! So wait this is the end of my post allready?
Moooooobbbbiiiiiieeeeeesssss |

Corwain
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:49:00 -
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Entertaining, write more. -- Distortion| Distortion 2 Preview |

ValDingir
Deliciously Vicious
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:51:00 -
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Fairly entertaining, look forward to seeing you in the next big fleet fight, I hear there are some very nice ores in NOL.
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Shenko Minara
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Posted - 2009.02.15 22:52:00 -
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hi this is badly formatted, nto v. funny and full of links to a slightly dodgy filez site.
hope this helps!!!! :) -- 99% of Eve-o posters should stop posting. This probably includes me, but definitely includes you. |

Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:03:00 -
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Edited by: Roy Awesome on 15/02/2009 23:03:12 Episode 4: Aiiiinntt No Mountain High Enough. Aiiiinnnttt No Valley Low Enough... To keep me from blue-ing you Baaaaayyybbbeeeee
I logged on today to a flurry of activity. Thol was in local, so I asked him about my Dice Application. But, he left before I could fight him, and show him my awesome K:D ratio.
So I undocked anyway. And hung out ontop of the 319 station. It was P. Chill up there, untill someone from RAWR AGAIN killed me. but he didn't pod me, so that made me somewhat happy.
I also noticed that Fred0 responded. It seemed like a tall task, Asking the combined fleet commanders of Goon and PL to blue THE INTERNET., but, after my conversation with our GLORIOUS LEADER, Prontifex, I decided that IT MUST BE DONE.
So, Fred0, Friedn, Partner. I WILL DO AS YOU ASK, FOR IT IS MY DESTINY.
Thus begins my quest.
-Roy Awesome |

white kight
Galaxy Punks Axiom Empire
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:08:00 -
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Lol i believe that CCP Navigator aint going to like the mail in your inbox in the background 
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Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:10:00 -
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I see not what you speak of
-Roy Awesome |

JeanPaul Sartre
THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:17:00 -
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Fred0's letter = classic --
Quote: If a victory is told in detail, one can no longer distinguish it from a defeat.
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Kravick Drasari
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:18:00 -
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This is rather funny.  --- My cat Putter approves of this post. |

jam6549
Paladines
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:23:00 -
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cheered up my day!
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Prontifex
THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:29:00 -
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Never stop reporting, son.
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Manuel Castell
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:30:00 -
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Rubbish! Theres not even genitalias in there! Remake!
also, back to coding >_> |

Mathias Skillius
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:30:00 -
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I like this. I will refrain from podding you from now on. I will still shoot you if you are not in pod.
If you send me 3 Easy PaymentsÖ of 19.95 isk I will refrain from shooting your ship. This is only a maybe, and I am subject to forget. If I do shoot you down after you pay the 3 Easy PaymentsÖ of 19.95 isk, then I will owe you a penalty of 4.95 isk.
Sign here,
X_______________________
X__Mathias Skillius_____
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Cat o'Ninetails
Rancer Defence Force
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:33:00 -
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Edited by: Cat o''Ninetails on 15/02/2009 23:33:49
Originally by: Roy Awesome http://dl.eve-files.com/media/corp/RoyAwesome/2009.02.15.22.53.48.jpg ccp navigator seems nice Also, I believe that you should join Rancer Defence Force. It's cool.
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TARG AK
Caldari hirr Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:35:00 -
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Sunbird Huy
Caldari Wolf Task Force Gemini Federation
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:37:00 -
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Ren Melchior
Run For Cover Manifest Destiny.
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Posted - 2009.02.15 23:44:00 -
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OP makes me chuckle. Please continue.
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Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 00:15:00 -
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I don't know what you guys are talking about Navigator for. He enforces the rules, I have no say in it. Doing his job, but, whatever :(((((((((
-Roy Awesome |

Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:08:00 -
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Episode 5: A Journy unlike any other
I was convoed by a goon when I logged back in. He told me I should go to PR-. So I did.
And when I jumped in, I found the first part of my quest, given to me by Fred0. XxAngelxX. She didn't want to talk to me, aside from a 'mm?', but, my quest must go on. XxAngelxX, YOU WELL TELL FRED0 YOU WANT ME TO BE BLUE. OR I AM NOT ROY AWESOME.
I warped to the station to check it out. There was a few bubbles on it. They called it a raep caeg or something, and they were killing people who undocked. it was pretty cool.
The goon told me to warp to the 7-11 pos, cause there was a titan bubbled. I didn't get a screenshot, but, yep, a ragnarok was bubbled in the pos schields. it was funny.
I got podded, and went back to pr-. I asked XxAngelxX again. But I got no response. I chilled at the station with my PL bros some more, and they kept shooting me.
You guys should really let me be blue :((((
-Roy Awesome |

Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:23:00 -
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Roy Awesome doesn't afraid of anything! 
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Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:26:00 -
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Originally by: Dirk Magnum Roy Awesome doesn't afraid of anything! 
I know. It's great when you don't have to pay for your ships or clone
-Roy Awesome |

Vincent Death
Caldari K Directorate
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Posted - 2009.02.16 01:35:00 -
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Roy Awesome is my new man crush.
The proper name for a social system based on political freedom is capitalism. |

Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 04:30:00 -
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Just remember Vincent, I'm not gay
-Roy Awesome |

WhiteT
Path of Now and Forever
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Posted - 2009.02.16 05:18:00 -
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But what happens next????.. I hope you're ok Roy!! *sits on edge of seat*
PS. nice raep caeg ;)
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Taedrin
Gallente Golden Mechanization Protectorate
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Posted - 2009.02.16 05:21:00 -
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Innonimate Nightmare, is that you?
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Imperius Blackheart
Caldari KIA Corp KIA Alliance
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Posted - 2009.02.16 06:58:00 -
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Innominate Nightmare, it is you isn't it. 
KIA Corp Recruitment Director, mail me for more info. |

Roy Awesome
Gallente THE INTERNET. Goodfellas.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 07:30:00 -
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Episode 6: On the Roaaaadd agaiin, I can't wait to be on the roaaadd again.
I decided today to travel to uhkl and visit Razor. I didn't get to far, I came across a camp in pr-. The goons there were p. chill, and none of them shot at me, but the two times I tried to get through the camp, a ZAF guy kept killing me!
So, I figured I should mail them and see if I can get blue standings to ZAF. So I did.
About that time, the goons in 319 local were saying dbrb was around. Knowing that dbrb was one of the guys that Fred0 had told me to talk to, I convoed him. He sent me on a quest to talk to others. The journey continues. Prontifex, I will not fail you. I will get us blue standings with Razor.
-Roy Awesome |

Intigo
Amarr Endemic Aggression Exalted.
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Posted - 2009.02.16 07:44:00 -
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I'm gonna be hunting you like crazy just to be included in this. :D ___________________
A-WAR, much love. <3 |
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