Goons couldnt burn a paper bag, there some of the worst players ingame and u think they can burn jita?

Goons couldnt burn a paper bag, there some of the worst players ingame and u think they can burn jita?

Dude do you know anything? look them up at least

Goons couldnt burn a paper bag, there some of the worst players ingame and u think they can burn jita?

dude do you no anything, go try shooting a goon and u will c what i mean

So did goons lay waist to jita yet?

There is so much waist in Jita already, I don't think we need to add anymore.

Because gamers are fat.

There is so much waist in Jita already, I don't think we need to add anymore.

Because gamers are fat.

dude do you no anything, go try shooting a goon and u will c what i mean

you would think a sandbox game would have a decent community

Obviously, you don't know grammar or correct spelling.
Your argument is invalid, get the **** out.

you would think a sandbox game would have a decent community

obviously ur a ****** that thinks correct spelling and grammar matters outside of his english class, finsh ur homewrk kid then tell some1 who cares

Uneducated rambling.

ok your missing all the tell tale signs so ill go ahead and enlighten you u du,umb fu.kk, IM TrOLINg dO yUO ThiKN i CarE abUOIT THAt sh,It u COmplert Mo/ngchILD

Translation:
Okay, you're missing all the tell tale signs that I am trolling. I will enlighten you, dumb ****. I'm trolling you. Do you think I care about that ****? You are a complete Mongloid child.

obviously ur a ****** that thinks correct spelling and grammar matters outside of his english class, finsh ur homewrk kid then tell some1 who cares

ok your missing all the tell tale signs so ill go ahead and enlighten you u du,umb fu.kk, IM TrOLINg dO yUO ThiKN i CarE abUOIT THAt sh,It u COmplert Mo/ngchILD

Guys guys please take your fights outside of jita.. No need to bash here. Lets stay on topics... thanks, Don't want the CCP police to close down this thread yet..

You can blast each others language issues in space.. with full guns scrams and neuts.. Have fun...

Certainly, maam. We just can't have nice THINGS anymore.........

ok your missing all the tell tale signs so ill go ahead and enlighten you u du,umb fu.kk, IM TrOLINg dO yUO ThiKN i CarE abUOIT THAt sh,It u COmplert Mo/ngchILD

Ok ignoring the always evolving language with more dialects than eve players ect ect

The goons are one of the largest most organized corp/alliance/coalitions in the game. Fact. They promote taking in new unseasoned players and using them like fodder to make them learn and still get the job done. They also have 9 year veterans who could run circles round most people here.
And this is from someone who doesnGÇÖt particularly like goons! So open your mind to the fact that the goons will do exactly what theyGÇÖve said they will do, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Ok ignoring the always evolving language with more dialects than eve players ect ect

The goons are one of the largest most organized corp/alliance/coalitions in the game. Fact. They promote taking in new unseasoned players and using them like fodder to make them learn and still get the job done. They also have 9 year veterans who could run circles round most people here.
And this is from someone who doesnGÇÖt particularly like goons! So open your mind to the fact that the goons will do exactly what theyGÇÖve said they will do, and there is nothing you can do about it.

Ok ignoring the always evolving language with more dialects than eve players ect ect

The goons are one of the largest most organized corp/alliance/coalitions in the game. Fact. They promote taking in new unseasoned players and using them like fodder to make them learn and still get the job done. They also have 9 year veterans who could run circles round most people here.
And this is from someone who doesnGÇÖt particularly like goons! So open your mind to the fact that the goons will do exactly what theyGÇÖve said they will do, and there is nothing you can do about it.

(Also bad troll, you just look uneducated, try harder)

what exactily is it u no with ur vast gaming experiance of a magnificant 27 kills

Apparently more than you... also... alts... learn to love them. Dont abuse them like im assuming your doing to yours, no one likes owning a fool

I don't know - I still don't have a gorram window to see outside the station.

if that is in fact an alt fair enough, comparing a played account to a few day old troll toon is comical tho, and u seem to be under the impression i iz a dumb dumb? thhat is K i IM verY sMART for MTY AGe

Not really, your not a very good troll... and im not under any impression, im quite sure

So what do people think about the resistance against the goons?

MOAR TEARS and DOF have already pledged to help stop the burn.

Wish them the best of luck and much success.



Especially since I got 100 bet on Jita Burn Fail.

Wish them the best of luck and much success.



Especially since I got 100 bet on Jita Burn Fail.

So did goons lay waist to jita yet? Or is this alot of smoke blown from there rear ends?

Too bad I was looking forward to seeing jita burn... I had bets on it.. Damn Now I have to pay them back...

what exactily is it u no with ur vast gaming experiance of a magnificant 27 kills

to be seroius for a change, i honestly do think it will fail . i mean their trying to attack high sec system, i do hope they kill as many bears as possible tho but sooner or later will fail cascade

Good point. But reserve your seats.

clearly some ppl in this thread are new to trolling

The funniest part of this of all is that it is entirely possible that Goonswarm is preparing the greatest bait-and-switch in gaming history. What do I mean? GÇ£1800 Tornados,GÇ¥ Mittens says, is what the Goons are preparing for use in Jita. It sounds enormous. ItGÇÖs four times as many Tornados as there are for sale, total, in Jita as I type this. ItGÇÖs an investment easily exceeding 200 billion ISK.

A freighter, though, has about 200,000 effective hit-points and Jita is a 0.9 system. I find it difficult to believe that the Tornados will get two volleys, but I know next to nothing about suicide-ganking freighters. LetGÇÖs suppose they do get two volleys off each. A single Tornado volley is good for about 11000 EHP of damage. That means itGÇÖll take nine Tornados to gank a single freighter. That means that 1800 Tornados can gank about 200 freighters. Do you have any clue how many freighters and jump freighters go through Jita?

Here is the least busy time I could find, watching freighters make their way around the Jita system for one hour. This is Tuesday night USTZ, traditionally the least busy time in EVE, from 0000 to 0100 EVE time. I was able to lock 105 freighters in one hour. If youGÇÖre on that list, bang, you lost a freighter or JF.

But weekends are a hell of a lot busier. Last Sunday afternoon, I passed counting 100 freighters after 20 minutes. Snapcount informs me very reliably that there are an average of 7000 more people logged in on Saturday than on a weekday. The Goons have to know this. Which means that even if everything goes perfectly for them, theyGÇÖll exhaust their Tornados in about 90 minutesGǪ tops. ItGÇÖll be a blip. An amazing blip and an orgy of destruction, to be sure, but shorter than an Incursion Live Event. It might very well be over before you could get there to watch, even if you knew exactly what time it was going to start.

Jita will not burn for at least a month. Mittani wants to reply personally to everyone who posted into his 250+ pages thread first.

TodayGÇÖs patch has several additions that will **** the market: drone alloys are being removed, many meta 0 mission drops that refine into minerals are being removed, and drone region truesec is being nerfed hard. Amidst this feverish speculation, three specters loom large in the minds of the gentle denizens of hisec: tech prices, Hulkageddon, and the -àack of Jita. FearGÇÜ speculat-ûon, a supply crunch, and our efforts to actively terrorize the market will transform, we hope, into a state of raw panic, like oxygen isotopes writ large across the heart of EVEGÇÖs economy.

Jita approaches. We told everyone that weGÇÖll be attacking -àaturday, April 28th; this is a lie. We actually attack one day early, on Friday, when the producers scramble to try to re-stock their supply at the last moment while it is still GÇÿsafeGÇÖ. We have more than fourteen thousand Thrashers and an equally intimidating number of Tornadoes ready to go. But it is time for us to discuss brass tacks, the practicality of the -àack and how to pull it off.

WHAT WE NEED FR-PM YOU: Gank fleet -àkirmish Commanders. If we have hundreds of goons and allies for the purgeGÇÜ we w-ûll need teams of approximately 25 Tornadoes operating independently. That requires leaders: our regular FCs can only fill so many slots. Topgoon fcs, Home Defense fcs, Dread Pirates GÇô if you can command 30 men and tell them to press F1 at the right time to alpha a freighter, weGÇÖll need you on deck this weekend.

TORNADO FLEET-à: These will be ganking freighters which are full of goods, not just any freighter. Cargo scan them, find the biggest targets, and pop them.

THRA-àHER FLEETS: It takes 220 Thrashers to kill a freighter. We are not using Thrashers as anti-freighter targets; we are using them to sow completely random terror. Two Thrashers can alpha most T2 frigates. Ten or more can pop industrials of almost any kind with ease. While the Tornado fleets interdict freighters, Thrasher gangs of almost any size GÇô from one angry goon podding anyone dumb enough to expose a pod in Jita, to 30+ taking out Noctii GÇô will run through Jita ensuring that everyone gets to feel the love.

FABUL-PU-à PRIZES: We will be offering all sorts of prizes to the most murderous during the SackGÇÜ not just to -ûndividuals but to membercorps who distinguish themselves by blowing up the most freighters or get the most impressive killmails. These will be announced in more detail as Friday approaches.

The -àack lasts from Friday to -àunday. The goal is indiscriminate terror leading to profitable chaos on the markets. Immediately after the Sack, Hulkageddon GÇô sponsored in large part by our Tech isk GÇô begins. As an aside, Hulks are almost 400m each now, in large part due to Technetium prices, and that price will only rise now that -PTEC is becoming a reality. Tech spikes, more Hulks die, mineral supply is constricted even further, and everyone GÇô save our cartel GÇô suffers for it.

Taken w/ a grain of salt but... from evenews24

It does matter outside of english classes. Try writing a business case or report to a large company with your grammar. Let's see how far you get.

Also, Hulkageddon is a month long this time? Or is Helicity BSing?

EN24 gets our CEO updates and such pretty damn fast. Wow.

If they did burn jita would anyone even notice, most jita residents havent undocked in years and outside has always been a gankfest.

So, uhm.....yeah.





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