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The Balance
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:37:00 -
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This is 100% real. I will actually give away ISK And I hope you die (in game) as a result
So I move in two weeks, and on top of that, I'm tired of dealing with this stupid game. Ranged T3's, blobs, fleets comprised of 3/4 logistics, solo PVP being dead, my friends not showering nearly as often as they should, and or losing more Arazu's then most people would consider safe or reasonable. Pick your poison, I hate it all.
So I'm going out with a bang. How? I'm not quite sure yet. That's where you come in
I've got 20 billion ISK, and I need a way to spend it in a 10 day window. The top ideas so far are:
-Buy and fit out 10 navy domi's with full faction gear and take as many people as I can with me -Give away the ISK in shots of 2b to the person with the best joke each day -Buy and self destruct a Titan from some idiot willing to sell me one -Buy something super rare, and trash it on video -Hire a major alliance to simultaneously hot drop someone I really don't like with 500+ people, over and over -Hire two alliances to fight in t1 frigates with civilian mods, award the winner with a huge ISK payout. (I really like this one) -Hire 1000 people to pack vexors with drones and abandon them somewhere, crippling the system for days (Not sure if this still works with the space junk cleanup thing they wasted their time implementing years ago.)
You need to submit ideas here - and if your idea wins, you'll be handsomely rewarded.
I don't play 16 hours a day like most people. So keep in mind it's got to be achievable in the time period provided.
Let the trolling commence. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:38:00 -
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Double the isk of people to send you a minimum of 5m isk.
Announce it in Jita. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |
Darth Tickles
Dark Sun Consortium
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:39:00 -
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lol 20b
peon |
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:40:00 -
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Get a few faction ships, sit and tell everybody you are giving it away to the first person to board it... once all the pods arrive, smartbomb away :)
Repeat, wrinse. laughter.
PS: Best done in Jita :)
Just do something ridiculous and something you would never do otherwise, go out with fun :) |
Nub Sauce
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:40:00 -
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Send it all my way and I'll handle it for you for free. |
Whitehound
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:41:00 -
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Buy a freighter at Jita and undock, possibly on the weekend. Repeat as often as necessary.
Any change you have left you can give to me.
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Sentinel Smith
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:43:00 -
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Engage Goons at Jita 4-4 in faction fit, faction warships ?
What I would probably do myself is buy Navy Faction frigs.. and visit each Career agent system in eve leaving them about for new players to find..
But what can I say.. I'm a nice guy.. |
SolusLunes
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:44:00 -
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Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:44:00 -
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Is this what goon tears looks like? |
Derth Ramir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:45:00 -
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Buy a mimir and suicide gank a hulk and take a video of it. |
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George Wilkes Hill
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:45:00 -
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I lost all my 3b isk on Somer BLink in 30 minutes three days ago. Feel free to help a bro out. |
Demolishar
United Aggression
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:46:00 -
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Keep it - , you never know when CCP will do graphics card for PLEX again and with 20B you could easily come away with a pair of GTX 560s. |
Derth Ramir
Red Federation RvB - RED Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:47:00 -
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Or buy an orca and fill it to the brim with shuttles then eject them all. |
Fredfredbug4
Kings of Kill EVE Animal Control
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:47:00 -
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Send it all to a Jita scammer. |
Karadion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:47:00 -
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You should give me the isk because I have a cute puppy!
http://imgur.com/a/J9CCh http://imgur.com/eyAOv,GWVHF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JJYzD2O4vkI&feature=relmfu http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IovYfuR8KMk&feature=youtu.be |
Miilla
Hulkageddon Orphanage
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:48:00 -
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Demolishar wrote:Keep it - , you never know when CCP will do graphics card for PLEX again and with 20B you could easily come away with a pair of GTX 560s.
And that graphics card was a RIP OFF lol
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The Balance
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:52:00 -
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Miilla wrote:Demolishar wrote:Keep it - , you never know when CCP will do graphics card for PLEX again and with 20B you could easily come away with a pair of GTX 560s. And that graphics card was a RIP OFF lol
Call me crazy, but that's not half bad. Turning worthless in game money into something I could actually sell for real money. |
The Balance
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:52:00 -
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You do have a cute dog. But no. |
Light Raider
Bohemians
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:54:00 -
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Give the isk and to CCP for charity, and ask them to make a monument for you in Jita. |
XIRUSPHERE
Tribal Liberation Force Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:55:00 -
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Buy an army of feroxes and PVP in them, or better yet, run a ferox fleet and make all bow down before you. Continue the ferox depravity and leave them in systems at random safes to be scanned out, perpetuating the reign of the mighty ferox. When it's all done give us your corpse so we may entomb it in a piece of can art in the image of a ferox.
Yes I love my ferox, you should too. The advantage of a bad memory is that one can enjoy the same good things for the first time several times.
One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear. |
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Cavel Avada
Jericho Faction Rising Phoenix Alliance
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:56:00 -
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Set up a pan-galactic race. Just pick a random route that contains a decent amount of lowsec systems and is long (like 50+ jumps) and award the winner and maybe a few runners up with a cash prize. |
Karadion
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:57:00 -
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The Balance wrote:You do have a cute dog. But no. No one else will give you a better reason that tops my cute puppy. |
The Balance
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:58:00 -
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Light Raider wrote:Give the isk to CCP for charity, and ask them to make a monument for you in Jita.
I like this even more. If anyone from CCP reads this and wants to work something out, I'll seriously consider it. |
Lindt Elgorriaga
Chocolate latex and leather Social Club
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Posted - 2012.04.24 21:59:00 -
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Balance me.....
Don't consider chocolate as a substitute of sex, consider it as a different pleasure... ...but that won't prevent you from being a pervert |
Vertisce Soritenshi
Varion Galactic Tragedy.
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Posted - 2012.04.24 22:01:00 -
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Tell ya what man. I can always use ISK. I am just barely getting into Gallente and Minmitar ships as well. If you wanna throw something my way, go for it. I will appreciate it. If not...Good luck in your future endeavors and have fun. EvE is not about PvP.-á EvE is about the SANDBOX! - CCP!-á Open the door!!! |
Peck R Wood
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 22:02:00 -
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A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man says: ''You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you.''
Hell, it's worth a try.
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Septoria Tritici
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.04.24 22:02:00 -
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P IS FOR POSTING O IS FOR OH MY GOD I'M STILL POSTING S IS FOR STOPPING POSTING IS FOR FAGGOTS T IS FOR THROBBING BONER I IS FOR I HAVE A GIANT BONER N IS FOR NEVER STOP POSTING G IS FOR GIGGITY
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Naupilo
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 22:03:00 -
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Hire mercs to stop Goons from getting into Jita to burn it down.
Could fall flat on its face, could go into the EVE wiki history if they pull it off. |
The Balance
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 22:03:00 -
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Vertisce Soritenshi wrote:Tell ya what man. I can always use ISK. I am just barely getting into Gallente and Minmitar ships as well. If you wanna throw something my way, go for it. I will appreciate it. If not...Good luck in your future endeavors and have fun.
You're nice. You get 1 ISK. |
The Balance
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.24 22:03:00 -
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Naupilo wrote:Hire mercs to stop Goons from getting into Jita to burn it down.
Could fall flat on its face, could go into the EVE wiki history if they pull it off.
Goons aren't burning anything down. Let's not be silly here. |
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