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Untraceableone
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:23:00 -
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Apparently Goons are burning Jita this weekend, but their master plan will be a failure.
I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:
1. Goons are impatient. They may be able to pay attention for a weekend, but they will never deal any significant damage.
2. Goons will be losing isk. They're going to be wasting 100m tornadoes to gank empty haulers and brick drakes. How long can they really keep this up.
3. Even if the Goons manage to gank ships, they wont make any money. People like me will be in super tanked ships stealing their loot and getting rich 
4. Between the Orphanage, RVB and the other forces of hisec, Goons will be driven out of Jita. There are no nullsec blobs and supers in hisec, the goons will be dismantled without them.
5. If they suicide gank, there will be people shooting them. They will be piling up tons of lossmails and ruin their killboard efficiency, and that will make goon pilots not want to fight.
6. In order to actually burn Jita, they would have to blockade it of all ships for at least two weeks. They'll go broke first.
7. We'll be warning people off at the gates to Jita. Cant gank what's not there.
8. Their biggest ally, Test, just joined forces with PL to kill Goons. Goons cant risk burning Jita while their empire is being taken by nullsec alliances.
There is no way they can pull this off. Fail goons wish they could hurt hisec, but they will be driven off before Monday, mark my words. I'll be there in my abbadon tanking hundreds of millions worth of suicide gankers, whoring their killmails and looting their wrecks. By ganking jita, they're just making hisec more powerful and rich. We'll crush them |
Bane Necran
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:24:00 -
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9. Goons live in fear of hisec alliances.
That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |
Katrina Oniseki
Revenent Defence Corperation
Ishuk-Raata Enforcement Directive
454
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:25:00 -
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Seems legit. |
Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled
The.Alliance
562
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:27:00 -
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To any Goons out there if you need a target painter or extra DPS killing this smug idiot i am happy to help.
I can get over how smug this post is
1. its only on for a few days tools
2. They are doing this for the lols not the isk
3. There killboards are terrible. There won most of their space using cheap throwaway ships to zerg rush far more expensive ships. Its part of there strategy and they dont care
Now look what you have bloody done, made me defend the Goons.
I hope you are happy with your smug self
I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |
Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
1297
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:27:00 -
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10. Burn Jita is after their bedtime and Mom says no more late nights until they get their grades up to a C average.
Mr Epeen 
Me too!-á I ate one sour, too! |
T' Elk
The Drunken Empire
Fatal Ascension
431
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:27:00 -
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I'll see you in jita this weekend, broski.
~Badposter since FOOOOREEEEEVAAAAAR~
// Inferno is Came. It was meh. //
The Beard is Back, Ladies and Gents! |
Morganta
Peripheral Madness
The Midget Mafia
1034
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:28:00 -
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yup, so ineffectual that you had to roll a posting alt out of fear
A+
The American public's reaction to the change was poor and the new cola was a major marketing failure. The subsequent reintroduction of Coke's original formula, re-branded as "Coca-Cola Classic", resulted in a significant gain in sales, leading to speculation that the introduction of the New Coke formula was just a marketing ploy |
ian papabear
The Syndicate Inc
En Garde
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:29:00 -
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sounds legit,BUT
their alliance is comprised of thousands of members:
my guess is that they will chain their suicide ganking.. itd be pointless to have all your member do it at once. now if you chain your suicide ganking you can wreak havoc and have a steady flow of guys ganking while the others wait off their timer etc etc etc
BUT nice try posting from an alt
http://www.youtube.com/iwasnamedian |
Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
138
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:29:00 -
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What's it like being a TEST alt?
https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1134177#post1134177
Needs more tears. |
TWHC Assistant
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:31:00 -
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Morganta wrote:yup, so ineffectual that you had to roll a posting alt out of fear
A+
But he is shirtless. You have to give him that. |
Bane Necran
378
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:33:00 -
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ian papabear wrote:sounds legit,BUT
their alliance is comprised of thousands of members:
Many of which are spies. Some very deep, and very old. Pretty easy to infiltrate when all you have to do pay ten bucks.
But how would i know that. I'm just a stupid pubbie.
That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |
Steve Ronuken
Fuzzwork Enterprises
383
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:34:00 -
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I guess all those ice miners in Gallente space were just exploding for weeks by themselves then?
FuzzWork Enterprises
http://www.fuzzwork.co.uk/
Blueprint calculator, invention chance calculator, isk/m3 Ore chart-á and other 'useful' utilities. |
ian papabear
The Syndicate Inc
En Garde
2
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:34:00 -
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Bane Necran wrote:ian papabear wrote:sounds legit,BUT
their alliance is comprised of thousands of members: Many of which are spies. Some very deep, and very old. Pretty easy to infiltrate when all you have to do pay ten bucks. But how would i know that. I'm just a stupid pubbie.
if youre going to quote something, quote all of it and respond to everything that I said dont single out certain things
http://www.youtube.com/iwasnamedian |
Bane Necran
378
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:36:00 -
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ian papabear wrote:if youre going to quote something, quote all of it and respond to everything that I said dont single out certain things
Admittedly, i didn't read past that point.
Sorry?
That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
6299
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:37:00 -
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You seem to hinge a lot of your conclusion on the basis of ISK being a factorGǪ
You might have overlooked a few crucial details in your thinking.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Find more rants over at Tippis' Rants. |
Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
142
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:37:00 -
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You do realise that the post you just edited to say "offer withdrawn" also shows us the time and date that you edited it...
IE.
Edited by: Untraceableone
2012.04.26 135 Reason Not Specified.
I do hope you didn't just burn a spy character.
Needs more tears. |
Eliphal
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
1
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:39:00 -
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Confirming that test has joined forces with pl to destroy goons.
We shall be there defending the good people of highsec from the goon menace. If we unite our forces against the goons, we can stop their reign of terror. Hi-sec will be safe once more. |
Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
296
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:39:00 -
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Untraceableone wrote:
I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:
Because monday would no longer be the weekend. |
Nil'kandra
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
23
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:42:00 -
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Eliphal wrote:Confirming that test has joined forces with pl to destroy goons.
We shall be there defending the good people of highsec from the goon menace. If we unite our forces against the goons, we can stop their reign of terror. Hi-sec will be safe once more.
TEST: The hero hi-sec deserves.
Christ, do you deserve them and all the terrible that goes with. |
Untraceableone
Caldari Provisions
Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:42:00 -
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Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:Untraceableone wrote:
I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:
Because monday would no longer be the weekend.
Exactly, they'll never last the weekend |
Bane Necran
378
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:43:00 -
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Eliphal wrote:Confirming that test has joined forces with pl to destroy goons.
We shall be there defending the good people of highsec from the goon menace. If we unite our forces against the goons, we can stop their reign of terror. Hi-sec will be safe once more.
After hearing about the 'honeybadger' fleet going around chasing squirrels, i don't think anyone is expecting them to be true to the name and attack something bigger than themselves.
That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |
Eternum Praetorian
Malum Crusis
643
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:44:00 -
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The important question is where is lady Harlot!!!
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Roll Sizzle Beef
Space Mutiny
296
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:44:00 -
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Untraceableone wrote:Roll Sizzle Beef wrote:Untraceableone wrote:
I bet they are done burning Jita by Monday, and here's why:
Because monday would no longer be the weekend. Exactly, they'll never last the weekend
have you even read any of their plans? as it only involved one weekend. |
Bane Necran
378
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:46:00 -
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Eternum Praetorian wrote:The important question is where is lady Harlot!!!
Tinnin Sylph.
But just keep that between you and i. 
That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |
Nex apparatu5
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Test Alliance Please Ignore
271
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:48:00 -
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Tinnin Sylph wrote:You do realise that the post you just edited to say "offer withdrawn" also shows us the time and date that you edited it... IE. Edited by: Untraceableone 2012.04.26 135 Reason Not Specified. I do hope you didn't just burn a spy character.
**** you ******* I just got purged |
Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
142
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:50:00 -
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Beautiful.
Needs more tears. |
Tanya Powers
Science and Trade Institute
Caldari State
1159
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:56:00 -
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Tinnin Sylph wrote:Beautiful.
Move your head in circles.
Clap your hands.
Have a bear.
Listen funky stuff. |
Ivan Ward
Wildly Inappropriate
Goonswarm Federation
53
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Posted - 2012.04.26 18:59:00 -
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Burn Jita just got canceled.
tyvm
"Hot pilots we have problems too, we're just like you." |
Jake Warbird
Republic Military School
Minmatar Republic
887
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Posted - 2012.04.26 19:00:00 -
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Nullsex problems? |
Vxrasa
The Riot Formation
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.04.26 19:00:00 -
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This is me, posting in a well-to-do thread, started by a well-to-do individual, stating accurate, unbiased facts, drawn from intimate personal experience, research and knowledge. |
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