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Sid Hudgens 36	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:24:00 - [1] - Quote I know the thread title seems like a troll, but I'd like to be serious for a moment here. I have long predicted that "Burn Jita" was going to be the mother of all non-events. Ganking in Jita happens all day long, every day. The economic presentation at fanfest told us that more total tonnage of ships were destroyed in Jita last year than any other system. (And by a good margin at that.) From what I've been reading it appears that I'm going to be right. All the Goonies seem to have planned is a long-weekend of ganking. Big Deal. This will hardly be a blip on the radar. The denizens of Jita will take the weekend off to investigate this strange "going outside" phenomenon everybody talks about and business will be back to normal next week. Goons, I urge you to rethink this plan. You have the opportunity to do something great here. Jita is a vast cesspool of horribly un-creative lazy scams, .01isk market bots, and non-funny trolls. Decentralizing trade in EVE out of the horrible pit of despair that is Jita could be the best thing that ever happened to this game. Unfortunately a weekend of ganking is not going to "burn down" anything. I suppose goons will do what goons will do and it would be too much to hope that they will do anything beyond a half-arsed weekend gank holiday. It's just a shame really. Why not use all that moon-goo money or even the hulkageddon prizes to fund continued Jita interdiction? BOB's been killed again ... what else do you goons have to spend it on while they work on their next reincarnation? Ah well. I hope everyone has some fun this weekend. Maybe it'll get to the level of chaos and mayhem. If it does - Enjoy it while it lasts. "....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced."
Nicolo da'Vicenza Divine Power. Cascade Imminent 695	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:27:00 - [2] - Quote npc corp poster shares his valuable wisdom on goonswarm strategy
Simi Kusoni HelloKittyFanclub 731	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:28:00 - [3] - Quote I am going away for the weekend and I fully expect Amarr to be the central trade hub when I get back. Hop to it goons. "I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF
Sid Hudgens 36	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:30:00 - [4] - Quote Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote: npc corp poster... But ... I'm scared of the death squads. "....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced."
Sigurd Sig Hansen Hedion University Amarr Empire 51	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:32:00 - [5] - Quote Simi Kusoni wrote: I am going away for the weekend and I fully expect Amarr to be the central trade hub when I get back. Hop to it goons. u Goons are all powerful right? (if you listen to you guys anyways) Wanna make an impact? Hit all the trade hubs. Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
Katja Faith Republic Military School Minmatar Republic 55	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:34:00 - [6] - Quote Posting in yet another Goonies thread. I win.
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 473	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:34:00 - [7] - Quote First fail, then fail cascade ~ Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY
KrakizBad Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension 656	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:35:00 - [8] - Quote Who are you? http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose Remove all incursions from hisec
Tinnin Sylph GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 152	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:37:00 - [9] - Quote I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. Needs more tears.
Bane Necran 380	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:37:00 - [10] - Quote KrakizBad wrote: Who are you? Nobody. That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble.
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 473	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:38:00 - [11] - Quote KrakizBad wrote: Who are you? It's an NPC corp alt. How surprising. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 473	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:39:00 - [12] - Quote Tinnin Sylph wrote: I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything. I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY
Talon SilverHawk Patria o Muerte 39	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:39:00 - [13] - Quote Alavaria Fera wrote: First fail, then fail cascade ~ Why not cascade fail ?
Simi Kusoni HelloKittyFanclub 732	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:40:00 - [14] - Quote Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Simi Kusoni wrote: I am going away for the weekend and I fully expect Amarr to be the central trade hub when I get back. Hop to it goons. u Goons are all powerful right? (if you listen to you guys anyways) Wanna make an impact? Hit all the trade hubs. How did you figure out I am a goon? This is top sekrit informationsz, and I demand that you retract your state immediately. "I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF
Radelix Cisko The Adjustment Team 70	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:42:00 - [15] - Quote Why would you want to spread around the filth that is in Jita. At least when its there we know where it is and can avoid/ignore it. Imagine if you were flying around and suddenly local lit up with all the contract spam. imagine if that were everywhere...
Tinnin Sylph GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 152	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:42:00 - [16] - Quote We tried to fail cascade once but it went horribly wrong and we accidently ended up winning at EVE Online: Much Ado About Internet Spaceships. Needs more tears.
Rengerel en Distel Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord 70	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:43:00 - [17] - Quote Alavaria Fera wrote: Tinnin Sylph wrote: I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything. I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp. What definition of "cascading" are you going with? It seems to have a different possible definition each time you use it. Don't assume bad intent, when stupidity is the much more likely cause.
TWHC Assistant 18	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:50:00 - [18] - Quote Threads on Goons are rolling in like the waves of the Sea of Terror, and the tide is rising. I am undressing my thoughts and take a swim.
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 473	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:55:00 - [19] - Quote Rengerel en Distel wrote: Alavaria Fera wrote: Tinnin Sylph wrote: I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything. I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp. What definition of "cascading" are you going with? It seems to have a different possible definition each time you use it. Astute observation of the use of the internet lingo, dear Honda Accord alliance character. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY
Surfin's PlunderBunny Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids 1083	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:56:00 - [20] - Quote Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote: npc corp poster shares his valuable wisdom on goonswarm strategy haaaaaaa! Is funny because he in NPC corp so no one cares what he says!
Nicolo da'Vicenza Divine Power. Cascade Imminent 696	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:57:00 - [21] - Quote Rengerel en Distel wrote: Alavaria Fera wrote: Tinnin Sylph wrote: I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything. I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp. What definition of "cascading" are you going with? It seems to have a different possible definition each time you use it. They mean they're accepting the yoke of Archibald the First and becoming my brothers in arms in Cascade Imminent.
Nicolo da'Vicenza Divine Power. Cascade Imminent 696	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:57:00 - [22] - Quote page 2 snypa, first post i'm all over this thread mothafucka
Skex Relbore Space Exploitation Inc Mordus Angels 152	Posted - 2012.04.26 20:59:00 - [23] - Quote TWHC Assistant wrote: Threads on Goons are rolling in like the waves of the Sea of Terror, and the tide is rising. I am undressing my thoughts and take a swim. No one appreciates a good bad guy.
TWHC Assistant 19	Posted - 2012.04.26 21:01:00 - [24] - Quote Skex Relbore wrote: No one appreciates a good bad guy. I am sorry to hear it. Allow me to hug you. hugs Better?
Bane Necran 380	Posted - 2012.04.26 21:06:00 - [25] - Quote Skex Relbore wrote: No one appreciates a good bad guy. Never heard of an antihero? That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble.
Solstice Project I'm So Meta Even This Acronym 1499	Posted - 2012.04.26 21:06:00 - [26] - Quote Post with your main, coward. Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire
Karn Dulake Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance 570	Posted - 2012.04.26 21:07:00 - [27] - Quote Quote: I have long predicted that "Burn Jita" was going to be the mother of all non-events. We have yet other EVE svengali on an alt predicting the forces of EVE before they happen. You should lead us all I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion.
Surfin's PlunderBunny Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids 1083	Posted - 2012.04.26 21:08:00 - [28] - Quote You can't snipe a thread on the second post even if you were the first poster on the page. You have to know you're the first poster and claim it without having to edit
Sid Hudgens 36	Posted - 2012.04.26 21:12:00 - [29] - Quote Karn Dulake wrote: Quote: I have long predicted that "Burn Jita" was going to be the mother of all non-events. We have yet other EVE svengali on an alt predicting the forces of EVE before they happen. You should lead us all Here's hoping you prove me wrong. "....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." This post has been brought to you by an NPC corp alt.
Bane Necran 381	Posted - 2012.04.26 23:55:00 - [30] - Quote Goonies never say die! Thinly veiled bump. That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble.
Alavaria Fera GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 473	Posted - 2012.04.26 23:56:00 - [31] - Quote Surfin's PlunderBunny wrote: You can't snipe a thread on the second post even if you were the first poster on the page. You have to know you're the first poster and claim it without having to edit Oh well, these things happen. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd
DeMichael Crimson Republic University Minmatar Republic 1785	Posted - 2012.04.26 23:57:00 - [32] - Quote As for this Burn Jita Goon thingy..............since It is kickin off the start of Inferno, it doesn't take a bunch of smart bombs to see that The Mittani and his 'People' are actually Disco Dancers wanting to get their Freak on Forever.
Shian Yang 17	Posted - 2012.04.26 23:59:00 - [33] - Quote Sid Hudgens wrote: I have long predicted that "Burn Jita" was going to be the mother of all non-events. Greetings capsuleer, With a few simple statements the nefarious leader of the Goonswarm Federation has managed to: generate heavy activity across all public broadcasts such as your own, generate trading activity beyond the norm, particularly in the markets they may require supplies in changed the behaviour of a number of capsuleers in and around Jita, deep in Caldari space Would that I had the power to so influence people without even firing a single shot. Regards, Shian Yang
Sid Hudgens 38	Posted - 2012.04.27 00:19:00 - [34] - Quote Shian Yang wrote: generate heavy activity across all public broadcasts such as your own, Yes he definitely seems to have mastered the ability to grab the attention of both the gaming public and the media. "....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." This post has been brought to you by an NPC corp alt.
Corbin Blair Federal Navy Academy Gallente Federation 0	Posted - 2012.04.27 00:22:00 - [35] - Quote Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: pubbies Goon alt detected.
Paragon Renegade Wyvern Operations 347	Posted - 2012.04.27 00:35:00 - [36] - Quote Goons are scum regardless of whether they do it or not Badass scum that doesn't take ****, but scum nonetheless The pie is a tautology
Harbinger of Doom Science and Trade Institute Caldari State 1	Posted - 2012.04.27 00:40:00 - [37] - Quote goonies
Sandra Vellocet Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation 9	Posted - 2012.04.27 00:50:00 - [38] - Quote Bane Necran wrote: KrakizBad wrote: Who are you? Nobody. Lol that's the best answer anyone could've given +1
Sigurd Sig Hansen Hedion University Amarr Empire 55	Posted - 2012.04.27 01:30:00 - [39] - Quote Simi Kusoni wrote: Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Simi Kusoni wrote: I am going away for the weekend and I fully expect Amarr to be the central trade hub when I get back. Hop to it goons. u Goons are all powerful right? (if you listen to you guys anyways) Wanna make an impact? Hit all the trade hubs. How did you figure out I am a goon? This is top sekrit informationsz, and I demand that you retract your statement immediately. oops didnt mean to point AT you hit quote insdtead of reply... typical pubbie fuckup Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
silens vesica Corsair Cartel 37	Posted - 2012.04.27 01:45:00 - [40] - Quote TWHC Assistant wrote: Threads on Goons are rolling in like the waves of the Sea of Terror, and the tide is rising. I am undressing my thoughts and take a swim. Tell your thoughts to get themselves decent - there are kiddies here! Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing.
Rekon X School of Applied Knowledge Caldari State 14	Posted - 2012.04.27 01:47:00 - [41] - Quote OH no, no, they are spamming local. That is the extent of their event. I don't care what you think, if you ever think at all.
Lapine Davion Outer Ring Applied Logistics 242	Posted - 2012.04.27 02:15:00 - [42] - Quote GOONS WON'T DO ANYTHING TO JITA http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13185671 Don't worry about posting with your main! -áPost with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
Sigurd Sig Hansen Hedion University Amarr Empire 55	Posted - 2012.04.27 02:21:00 - [43] - Quote Lapine Davion wrote: GOONS WON'T DO ANYTHING TO JITA http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13185671 did it take 44 drakes to kill a tengu? Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
Lapine Davion Outer Ring Applied Logistics 242	Posted - 2012.04.27 02:27:00 - [44] - Quote Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: GOONS WON'T DO ANYTHING TO JITA http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13185671 did it take 44 drakes to kill a tengu? Does it matter? Don't worry about posting with your main! -áPost with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
Sigurd Sig Hansen Hedion University Amarr Empire 55	Posted - 2012.04.27 02:35:00 - [45] - Quote Lapine Davion wrote: Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: GOONS WON'T DO ANYTHING TO JITA http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13185671 did it take 44 drakes to kill a tengu? Does it matter? I just thought that was funny 1 Tengu = 44 drakes So why is it ppl QQ about the Drake and arent spending that energy QQing about the Tengu? Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game
Xython Merch Industrial Goonswarm Federation 715	Posted - 2012.04.27 02:42:00 - [46] - Quote Rekon X wrote: OH no, no, they are spamming local. That is the extent of their event. You mad?
Doctor Eezee GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation 126	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:13:00 - [47] - Quote Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: GOONS WON'T DO ANYTHING TO JITA http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13185671 did it take 44 drakes to kill a tengu? Does it matter? I just thought that was funny 1 Tengu = 44 drakes So why is it ppl QQ about the Drake and arent spending that energy QQing about the Tengu? it'snot like the drakes died.orphanage pretty much constantly wardecced us. "My rule is: If you meet the weakest vessel, attack; if it is a vessel equal to yours, attack; and if it is stronger than yours, also attack..." - Admiral Stepan O. Makarov
Lapine Davion Outer Ring Applied Logistics 243	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:17:00 - [48] - Quote Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: GOONS WON'T DO ANYTHING TO JITA http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13185671 did it take 44 drakes to kill a tengu? Does it matter? I just thought that was funny 1 Tengu = 44 drakes So why is it ppl QQ about the Drake and arent spending that energy QQing about the Tengu? Also, that is a 2 bil Tengu. Don't worry about posting with your main! -áPost with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
Vaffel Junior Resilience. Pandemic Legion 90	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:19:00 - [49] - Quote I se ppl is getting ritch salvaging in Jita....
Aggressive Nutmeg 203	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:31:00 - [50] - Quote Rekon X wrote: OH no, no, they are spamming local. That is the extent of their event. You mean like the forums? Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
Killer Gandry V I R I I Ineluctable. 318	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:34:00 - [51] - Quote Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote: npc corp poster shares his valuable wisdom on goonswarm strategy NPC witchhunter (probably was touched at the wrong places but refuses to point them out on the doll) up to the same old lyrics
Cloned S0ul Blood Fanatics 13	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:54:00 - [52] - Quote Jita local 2300 around 1000+- 200 ships under j4m4. Ship destroyed in the last hour (jita) amount 420. 80% of all destroyed ship are rooki ships, some destoyers, curple crusers, maybe some bc. A lot concord but here no big kamikaze GF fight vs wt. I saw 30 industrals including t2 indy, curple orca, noctis in my industral filter all near goon bloob... Nobody fear goons and nobody respect them, multiple freigters move around, just big fail as meny players predict. Time dilation factor 13% whatever this mean big lag. Goons spam, people laugh hard, even i have my 5 cent on local because is fun time, well nothing spetial. Just fail.
Lapine Davion Outer Ring Applied Logistics 243	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:58:00 - [53] - Quote What is going on right now is a bunch of bored goons shooting up Jita in a Thursday night. Don't worry about posting with your main! -áPost with your brain! "Never attribute to malice that which is adequately explained by stupidity."
Shian Yang 17	Posted - 2012.04.27 03:58:00 - [54] - Quote Cloned S0ul wrote: Just fail. Greetings capsuleer, The lack of activity may be caused by it being the 27th currently, even in the Easternmost parts of the world. The true event is intended to kick off on the 28th if I am not mistaken. Regards, Shian Yang
Cloned S0ul Blood Fanatics 13	Posted - 2012.04.27 04:02:00 - [55] - Quote Well this may be interesting event, we see tomorow what they do.
Sverige Pahis Thunderwaffe Goonswarm Federation 1003	Posted - 2012.04.27 04:04:00 - [56] - Quote Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote: Lapine Davion wrote: GOONS WON'T DO ANYTHING TO JITA http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=13185671 did it take 44 drakes to kill a tengu? Does it matter? I just thought that was funny 1 Tengu = 44 drakes So why is it ppl QQ about the Drake and arent spending that energy QQing about the Tengu? Furious.
Sloppy Podfarts Hedion University Amarr Empire 12	Posted - 2012.04.27 04:43:00 - [57] - Quote

CCP Phantom C C P C C P Alliance 1240	Posted - 2012.04.27 14:35:00 - [58] - Quote Not relevant to EVE General Discussion. Thread locked. CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator


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