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Sid Hudgens
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:24:00 -
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I know the thread title seems like a troll, but I'd like to be serious for a moment here.
I have long predicted that "Burn Jita" was going to be the mother of all non-events. Ganking in Jita happens all day long, every day. The economic presentation at fanfest told us that more total tonnage of ships were destroyed in Jita last year than any other system. (And by a good margin at that.) From what I've been reading it appears that I'm going to be right. All the Goonies seem to have planned is a long-weekend of ganking. Big Deal. This will hardly be a blip on the radar. The denizens of Jita will take the weekend off to investigate this strange "going outside" phenomenon everybody talks about and business will be back to normal next week.
Goons, I urge you to rethink this plan. You have the opportunity to do something great here. Jita is a vast cesspool of horribly un-creative lazy scams, .01isk market bots, and non-funny trolls. Decentralizing trade in EVE out of the horrible pit of despair that is Jita could be the best thing that ever happened to this game. Unfortunately a weekend of ganking is not going to "burn down" anything.
I suppose goons will do what goons will do and it would be too much to hope that they will do anything beyond a half-arsed weekend gank holiday. It's just a shame really. Why not use all that moon-goo money or even the hulkageddon prizes to fund continued Jita interdiction? BOB's been killed again ... what else do you goons have to spend it on while they work on their next reincarnation?
Ah well. I hope everyone has some fun this weekend. Maybe it'll get to the level of chaos and mayhem. If it does - Enjoy it while it lasts. "....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." |

Nicolo da'Vicenza
Divine Power. Cascade Imminent
695
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:27:00 -
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npc corp poster shares his valuable wisdom on goonswarm strategy |

Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
731
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:28:00 -
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I am going away for the weekend and I fully expect Amarr to be the central trade hub when I get back.
Hop to it goons.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |

Sid Hudgens
36
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:30:00 -
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Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:npc corp poster...
But ... I'm scared of the death squads. 
"....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced." |

Sigurd Sig Hansen
Hedion University Amarr Empire
51
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:32:00 -
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Simi Kusoni wrote:I am going away for the weekend and I fully expect Amarr to be the central trade hub when I get back.
Hop to it goons.
u Goons are all powerful right? (if you listen to you guys anyways) Wanna make an impact? Hit all the trade hubs.
Mining is the "Deadliest Catch" in this game |

Katja Faith
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
55
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:34:00 -
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Posting in yet another Goonies thread. I win. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
473
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:34:00 -
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First fail, then fail cascade ~ Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |

KrakizBad
Eve Defence Force Fatal Ascension
656
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:35:00 -
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Who are you? http://blog.beyondreality.se/Incursion-hose
Remove all incursions from hisec |

Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
152
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:37:00 -
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I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. Needs more tears. |

Bane Necran
380
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:37:00 -
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KrakizBad wrote:Who are you?
Nobody. That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
473
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:38:00 -
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KrakizBad wrote:Who are you? It's an NPC corp alt.
How surprising. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
473
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:39:00 -
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Tinnin Sylph wrote:I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything.
I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |

Talon SilverHawk
Patria o Muerte
39
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:39:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:First fail, then fail cascade ~
Why not cascade fail ?
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Simi Kusoni
HelloKittyFanclub
732
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:40:00 -
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Sigurd Sig Hansen wrote:Simi Kusoni wrote:I am going away for the weekend and I fully expect Amarr to be the central trade hub when I get back.
Hop to it goons. u Goons are all powerful right? (if you listen to you guys anyways) Wanna make an impact? Hit all the trade hubs. How did you figure out I am a goon?
This is top sekrit informationsz, and I demand that you retract your state immediately.
"I don't troll, I just give overly blunt responses that annoy people who are wrong but don't want to admit it. It's not my fault that people have sensitive feelings"-á-á-MXZF |

Radelix Cisko
The Adjustment Team
70
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:42:00 -
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Why would you want to spread around the filth that is in Jita. At least when its there we know where it is and can avoid/ignore it. Imagine if you were flying around and suddenly local lit up with all the contract spam. imagine if that were everywhere... |

Tinnin Sylph
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
152
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:42:00 -
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We tried to fail cascade once but it went horribly wrong and we accidently ended up winning at EVE Online: Much Ado About Internet Spaceships. Needs more tears. |

Rengerel en Distel
Tadakastu-Obata Corporation The Honda Accord
70
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:43:00 -
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Alavaria Fera wrote:Tinnin Sylph wrote:I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything. I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp.
What definition of "cascading" are you going with? It seems to have a different possible definition each time you use it.
Don't assume bad intent, when stupidity is the much more likely cause. |

TWHC Assistant
18
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:50:00 -
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Threads on Goons are rolling in like the waves of the Sea of Terror, and the tide is rising. I am undressing my thoughts and take a swim. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
473
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:55:00 -
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Rengerel en Distel wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Tinnin Sylph wrote:I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything. I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp. What definition of "cascading" are you going with? It seems to have a different possible definition each time you use it. Astute observation of the use of the internet lingo, dear Honda Accord alliance character. Take all the tech Build all the titans Drop all the POSes
Bees incoming, nerf ERRYTHING ERRYDAY |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
1083
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:56:00 -
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Nicolo da'Vicenza wrote:npc corp poster shares his valuable wisdom on goonswarm strategy
haaaaaaa! Is funny because he in NPC corp so no one cares what he says! 
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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Divine Power. Cascade Imminent
696
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:57:00 -
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Rengerel en Distel wrote:Alavaria Fera wrote:Tinnin Sylph wrote:I for one feel that we need yet more threads from highsec carebears proclaiming that they aren't worried about Goons just to show how much you all really don't care. So we've gone from cascading after the failure that is jita to cascading before doing anything. I mean, sheesh, at least BoB could declare they didn't want their sov before cascading, or kick their holding corp. What definition of "cascading" are you going with? It seems to have a different possible definition each time you use it. They mean they're accepting the yoke of Archibald the First and becoming my brothers in arms in Cascade Imminent.
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Nicolo da'Vicenza
Divine Power. Cascade Imminent
696
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:57:00 -
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page 2 snypa, first post
i'm all over this thread mothafucka |

Skex Relbore
Space Exploitation Inc Mordus Angels
152
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Posted - 2012.04.26 20:59:00 -
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TWHC Assistant wrote:Threads on Goons are rolling in like the waves of the Sea of Terror, and the tide is rising. I am undressing my thoughts and take a swim.
No one appreciates a good bad guy. |

TWHC Assistant
19
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Posted - 2012.04.26 21:01:00 -
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Skex Relbore wrote:No one appreciates a good bad guy. I am sorry to hear it. Allow me to hug you. *hugs* Better? |

Bane Necran
380
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Posted - 2012.04.26 21:06:00 -
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Skex Relbore wrote:No one appreciates a good bad guy.
Never heard of an antihero? That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |

Solstice Project
I'm So Meta Even This Acronym
1499
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Posted - 2012.04.26 21:06:00 -
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Post with your main, coward. Inappropriate signature removed. Spitfire |

Karn Dulake
Souls Must Be Trampled The.Alliance
570
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Posted - 2012.04.26 21:07:00 -
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Quote: I have long predicted that "Burn Jita" was going to be the mother of all non-events.
We have yet other EVE svengali on an alt predicting the forces of EVE before they happen.
You should lead us all I dont normally troll, but when i do i do it on General Discussion. |

Surfin's PlunderBunny
Ponies for the Ethical Treatment of Asteroids
1083
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Posted - 2012.04.26 21:08:00 -
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You can't snipe a thread on the second post even if you were the first poster on the page. You have to know you're the first poster and claim it without having to edit |

Sid Hudgens
36
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Posted - 2012.04.26 21:12:00 -
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Karn Dulake wrote:Quote: I have long predicted that "Burn Jita" was going to be the mother of all non-events. We have yet other EVE svengali on an alt predicting the forces of EVE before they happen. You should lead us all
Here's hoping you prove me wrong. "....as if 10,058 Goon voices cried out and were suddenly silenced."
This post has been brought to you by an NPC corp alt. |

Bane Necran
381
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Posted - 2012.04.26 23:55:00 -
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Goonies never say die!
Thinly veiled bump. That brittle rage, the bitter rubble, take your time and bring the trouble. |
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