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Valoche Mrehl
Fear Inc
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Posted - 2009.03.15 07:03:00 -
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Hello everyone. Long time listener, first time poster. Wanted to share a little story with ya'll. It's PG so the kiddies can stay up late, if moms alright with that. This tale starts in a galaxy far far away with a midget, and a prober.
corpchat>Guys! I think we can make money in here.
Now, Fear Inc is not about the isk. We are pansy, station-camping, blobbing low sec pirates most of the time and the idea of the unknown and uncertainty surrounding wormholes left many of our pilots with cold feet. Boredom racking in the cash from our renters and a general lack of balls from our opponents led a few of us inside...
corpchat> Wtf do you mean we need battleships?
corpchat> That rat just hit me for 2k from 100km!
corpchat> Can anyone gas mine? Industry?!?
We were out of our element to say the least. Thankfully, as fate would have it, we decided to stick to it a little longer. Our pilots are pvp pilots and our scan buttons are well worn. The Vexor was scanned down in seconds and we had it in structure before you could blink. 2009 character, bleh.. maybe we can get a small ransom by scaring him with getting stuck.
corpchat> Stop Firing! We are ransoming! Stop it now!
But the squirmy little bastard ejected and warped off. Fear Inc up one Vexor (poorly fit). That catch gets our hopes up and we decide to risk a wee logistic run, bringing in some goodies and clearing out the anomalies. Trade alts check prices on some drops and it starts to look like there might be money in this venture. More than a little bit and those cold feet are warming.
We've got a small wing stuck out in bumflock nowhere now and the initial sheen from that silver-lining is quickly fading as the signatures dry up and we, blob/station pvp aficionados, are remembering why we didn't want to come out in the first place and our first wormhole was long gone. We are pvp pilots though and old habits die hard.
corpchat> Paladin on scan!
corpchat> Where? Get probes out
corpchat> He is moving around! Planet IX!!! 15 degree. Go Go Go!
corpchat> He is here! Pointed! Does he have friends?
We were certain it was a tarp. Any second we expected the hammer to fall, but a marauder kill is a marauder kill. Nothing came. Paladin's tank started to drop. It wasnt tanking that much. A few bs and support but the armor was melting away. Where were his friends?
Nothing came and structure. He was going down hard. The wreck netted about 4 bil in deadspace and officer mods.
A little bit about the author. I like to smack in local. It's fun. Wormhole space is a conundrum. If I smack in local, everyone sees me. Well, I had to and the paladin pilot and I exchanged some words. He left in a bit of a rage. About a half hour later I get a convo.
Paladin> 400mil for the mods.
Me> They are worth Mores!
-bartering-
Paladin> I pay 500mil now, 500mil once I get faction lootz
Me> Deal!
I am now 500 mil richer and corp has new jump freighter. Back home collecting rent and griefing newbies on stations.
[ 2009.03.15 05:33:55 ] Ryan Darkwolf > so glad you honored your half of the agreement....dont worry though, im sure some people would love to get ahold of your corpse. have a nice day
My bounty is the same :-( (if you liked this, add to my bounty!)
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Sjobba
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Posted - 2009.03.15 08:05:00 -
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Here I was expecting some fun wormhole-related story.
But no, turns out it's just a brag post over a 500mill scam, which just happened to take place in an uncharted system 
/me is less than impressed
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:51:00 -
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Edited by: Kirra Liu on 15/03/2009 10:51:04
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Ricard Clarence
Gallente
Sons Of 0din
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:55:00 -
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This thread is now about cherry pies
oooh yeah
Vote Tchell for CSM!
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Kirra Liu
Echelon Holdings
Echelon.
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:58:00 -
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 Originally by: Ricard Clarence
This thread is now about cherry pies
oooh yeah
Vote POMPUS for CSM!
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Agah Khan
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Posted - 2009.03.15 10:59:00 -
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Originally by: Ricard Clarence
This thread is now about cherry pies
oooh yeah
Vote Tchell for CSM!
By that do you mean super cool, die hard pirates in Eve, who are untouchable and made of pure win?
They fly into wormholes any chance they get and are the envy of everyone they kill. Their killmails show an obsene amount of pure killathons and they are very much 1337(am i doing it right?)
Of course they will always be cherry pies as they don't get up form the computer.
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This is Le Poupon, If you're reading this I alt alt posted and f'd it up again.
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Ricard Clarence
Gallente
Sons Of 0din
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.03.15 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Kirra Liu
Originally by: Ricard Clarence
This thread is now about cherry pies
oooh yeah
Vote POMPUS for CSM!
you may change my poast! but you can never change, MY SIGNATURE!!!!!
vote Tchell for CSM!
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Seras Roidlicker
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Posted - 2009.03.15 11:13:00 -
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Edited by: Seras Roidlicker on 15/03/2009 11:13:36
U big meanie...
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Sluggernaut
White Star Ltd
Mjolnir Alliance
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Posted - 2009.03.15 11:23:00 -
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 Yarr nice catch man |
RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.03.15 11:40:00 -
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Originally by: Agah Khan
Originally by: Ricard Clarence
This thread is now about cherry pies
oooh yeah
Vote Tchell for CSM!
By that do you mean super cool, die hard pirates in Eve, who are untouchable and made of pure win?
They fly into wormholes any chance they get and are the envy of everyone they kill. Their killmails show an obsene amount of pure killathons and they are very much 1337(am i doing it right?)
Of course they will always be cherry pies as they don't get up form the computer.
FYI this is a pompous Alt. Agah Khan is Pompous.
Thankyou that is all.
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Ransom List Project: http://www.eveonline.com/ingameboard.asp?a=topic&threadID=999677&page=1 |
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Ricard Clarence
Gallente
Sons Of 0din
Black Legion.
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Posted - 2009.03.15 11:58:00 -
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Edited by: Ricard Clarence on 15/03/2009 11:58:55
hey le poupon, yer doin it wrong...
Splat, if i could give you an award for your sig it would be "The Most appropriate sig for C&P evar"
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Olixia Castitatis
Gallente
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.03.15 12:05:00 -
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Eh,
offering to sell people back their mods falls under the "Always honour ransoms" rule, for me. I would not do this.
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Miss Uylear
Caldari
The Gentlemen of Low Moral Fibre
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Posted - 2009.03.15 12:08:00 -
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I liked this story, sir.
well done.
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Sinc
Fear Inc
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Posted - 2009.03.15 12:36:00 -
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Originally by: Olixia Castitatis
Eh,
offering to sell people back their mods falls under the "Always honour ransoms" rule, for me. I would not do this.
to be honest we honor ransom, but offering 1bil for over 4bil worth of stuff is just plan stupid, and i dont see that as a randsom, just pure stupidity for his site.
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Nexus Kinnon
SniggWaffe
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Posted - 2009.03.15 13:38:00 -
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Originally by: Miss Uylear
I liked this story, sir.
well done.
Originally by: Sol'Kanar
I am the spermicidal cream to your semen of lies.
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Monkey Saturday
Fear Inc
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Posted - 2009.03.15 22:34:00 -
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My cut comes when? Where's MY jump freighter!?!?
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Nadezhda Andropov
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Posted - 2009.03.15 23:28:00 -
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Originally by: RedSplat
Originally by: Agah Khan
Originally by: Ricard Clarence
This thread is now about cherry pies
oooh yeah
Vote Tchell for CSM!
By that do you mean super cool, die hard pirates in Eve, who are untouchable and made of pure win?
They fly into wormholes any chance they get and are the envy of everyone they kill. Their killmails show an obsene amount of pure killathons and they are very much 1337(am i doing it right?)
Of course they will always be cherry pies as they don't get up form the computer.
FYI this is a pompous Alt. Agah Khan is Pompous.
Thankyou that is all.
FYI you are wrong, and your (ingame) family of trolls are pallid and stink of rotting mung beans
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