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Covenn
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.03.26 05:54:00 -
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Where's my Burrito? Where's my Burrito?
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Covenn
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.03.27 20:03:00 -
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You couldn't fool your own mother on the foolingest day of your life with an electrified fooling machine!
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Covenn
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.03.28 15:56:00 -
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Vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and eskimos.
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.03.29 18:03:00 -
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Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain Whatshisname? We live in a society of laws! Why do you think I took you to all those Police Academy movies? FOR FUN? Well, I didn't hear anybody laughing, did you? Except at that guy who made sound effects. hee hee. Where was I? Oh yeah! Stay out of my booze.
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.03.30 16:14:00 -
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You don't like your job, you don't strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed.
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.03.30 20:28:00 -
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 Originally by: Crudamus
The way the job market is in my area (18% not employed) you have to get anything you can, and kiss ass at all times. Not like the good ole days any more.
Homer Simpson disagrees. Besides even when your unemployed I'm sure you can get paid to kiss ass.... just might have to kiss other things too.
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.03.31 06:33:00 -
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I saw this movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over fifty and if its speed dropped, it would explode! I think it was called ... "The Bus That Couldnt Slow Down."
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.01 08:10:00 -
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Oh no! What have I done? I smashed open my little boy's piggy bank, and for what? A few measly cents, not even enough to buy one beer. Wait a minute, lemme count and make sure... not even close
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.02 22:19:00 -
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Shinma Apollo is a cancer on this fair city! He is the cancer and I am the ... uh ... what cures cancer?
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.05 02:33:00 -
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All normal people love meat. If I went to a barbecue and there was no meat, I would say 'Yo Goober! Where's the meat!?'. I'm trying to impress people here. You don't win friends with salad.
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.08 04:31:00 -
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My cat's breath smells like cat food.
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.10 03:29:00 -
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Real men Shut up and play !
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.12 07:14:00 -
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Originally by: Hey You
No U!
No U!
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.13 05:32:00 -
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Don't have sex guys. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to start talking to them.
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.14 19:16:00 -
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I gotta have more Cowbell
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Covenn
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Posted - 2009.04.15 16:55:00 -
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We had gay burglars the other night. They broke in and rearranged the furniture.
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