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Hrett
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.05.01 05:44:00 -
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Do it. Don't be ashamed. Let us all show our foolishness and leet fitting skills. It's for the new generation to laugh at and learn.
August 31, 2007
I misclicked trying to target in space and shot a station. Turns out, stations don't like that. |
Hrett
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:23:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:I can't find my first loss since it doesn't seem to be recorded. But I was ratting in lowsec in my Incursus. A pirate Ishkur sneaked up on me and scramed me for two minutes begging me to shoot him as he was bored. I refused to entertained him despite his begging. He eventually killed me. I recall going to the forums and asking why I couldn't warp off because it seemed like he had a "tractor beam" on me. Yes, I used those words. I got trolled and people said it was a warp scrambler and that this wasn't Star Trek.
Oh I can't stop laughing about this. Not because of your noob death, but because I can only imagine what kind, gentle and helpful words and advice the eve vets gave you when you called it a tractor beam. "This ain't Star Trek noob!". Hilarious. |
Hrett
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.05.02 14:18:00 -
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CrossedSwords wrote:http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3939008
this was back in the day when i actually still lived in highsec and had never ever done something pvp wise...
our corp joined the caldari militia, and i actually flew into tama, and asked in local for a militia fleet, this invicta guys fleets me... warp me to a safe and kills me...
pro fit as well
Oh this is classic. This is the exact type of welcome one would expect from a typical eve player. Perfect example of the game as a whole, actually. Lost a bit of coffee while laughing and reading this.
"Welcome to Eve! Join my fleet and I shall show you the stars!"
Which, in the bittervet language, really means:
"Suck vacuum nub!"
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Hrett
Quantum Cats Syndicate
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.05.02 14:22:00 -
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Cromwell Savage wrote:LOL!Hahaha! Forgot all about this! Complete Eve nub running missions and auto-piloting thru lo-sec. Was 1 week old  "Hey....why is he targeting me.....why is he shooting me.....why can't I warp.....*&^%^^*(@@@!"  Too funny
Cromwell, until your post, I never knew that the Caracal had a turret slot. :) |
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