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Hrett
Quantum Cats Syndicate Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.05.01 05:44:00 -
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Do it. Don't be ashamed. Let us all show our foolishness and leet fitting skills. It's for the new generation to laugh at and learn.
August 31, 2007
I misclicked trying to target in space and shot a station. Turns out, stations don't like that. |
Super Chair
Project Cerberus Caldari State Capturing
233
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Posted - 2012.05.01 06:07:00 -
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http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3664693
Mission Caracal lost because I thought lowsec would be an awesome shortcut |
Deen Wispa
Screaming War Eagles Incorporated
234
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Posted - 2012.05.01 06:25:00 -
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I can't find my first loss since it doesn't seem to be recorded. But I was ratting in lowsec in my Incursus. A pirate Ishkur sneaked up on me and scramed me for two minutes begging me to shoot him as he was bored. I refused to entertained him despite his begging. He eventually killed me. I recall going to the forums and asking why I couldn't warp off because it seemed like he had a "tractor beam" on me. Yes, I used those words. I got trolled and people said it was a warp scrambler and that this wasn't Star Trek.
But the loss that eventually got me into PVP was my being ganked in my Mega while running sleeper sites with my corpmates. I was tanking for a while before going down. And I know we could've taken them if one of my guys had a scram. But despite the loss, it was such an adrenaline rush that I knew I would eventually want to get into PVP. Win or lose, I just enjoy the excitement that anything can happen in combat. And every once in a long while, local smack will deliver. Always smiling :) Gallente Militia -áPVP Corp. Selective recruitment open. http://iamsheriff.com/eagle.html |
TotalRapeage
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
0
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Posted - 2012.05.01 07:08:00 -
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Hrett wrote:Do it. Don't be ashamed. Let us all show our foolishness and leet fitting skills. It's for the new generation to laugh at and learn. August 31, 2007I misclicked trying to target in space and shot a station. Turns out, stations don't like that.
Sorry, but getting killed by a sentry gun for shooting a station in high sec isnt PVP as your title post suggests. |
Tyson Gallane
The Dead Rabbit Society
4
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Posted - 2012.05.01 07:25:00 -
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I think he meant he was trying to target a player but locked the station instead.
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Eryn Velasquez
38
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Posted - 2012.05.01 07:36:00 -
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After some month in 0.0 my main returned to highsec to do some trade, and to get one of these shiny new Loki T3s.
Autopilot warning about entering blabla dangerous bla low blabla of course were disabled, and while autopiloting this newly bought ship back to corp office, got me a coffee, came back and saw a little gang firing on my 1B investment, which was in structure near 10-15%.
Was a nice explosion ...
GÇ£A man's freedom consists in his being able to do whatever he wills, but that he should not, by any human power, be forced to do what is against his will.GÇ¥-áGÇò Jean-Jacques Rousseau-á |
Tinu Moorhsum
Royal Scientific Research Enterprise
106
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Posted - 2012.05.01 07:42:00 -
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Tyson Gallane wrote:I think he meant he was trying to target a player but locked the station instead.
Mine was in Ami but it was a long time ago on a character I no longer own so no killmail to post.
I had managed to skill up for a destroyer and killing the rats in high-sec (Kor-Azor, where I was living) was no longer presenting any difficulties. I decided to try a low-sec system because I heard the rats were bigger.
Took a road-trip to Ami, which was the nearest low-sec system to where I was living. Warped to the top belt in my coercer and lived for approximately 30 seconds after that. Some guy came in the belt and started shooting. I didn't even know what he was doing until my ship blew up.
Then he podded me too.
I mentioned it to a friend of mine who also played eve and he had joined a corp in a place called Rorsins (a few jumps from Rancer) and he coaxed me into joining his corp, which I did. I moved down in a shuttle and got blown up again on the Rancer gate by some guy smartbombing in a battleship.
6 or 7 years later Ami is still a pirate hot-bed and the noobs in Rancer still smartbomb the gate. LOL. A lot has changed in EVE but not that.
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lacal
Ministry of Destruction SCUM.
5
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Posted - 2012.05.01 10:10:00 -
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Well here's mine;
My Battleclinic Loss Mail
Mission in lo-sec as far as I can remember, I was catious and when I saw new faces in local I warped to a planet - "cos no one ever goes to planets"
I'm particularly fond of the projectile turrets and missile launchers paired with a mag stab and a heat sink |
Mutnin
SQUIDS.
166
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Posted - 2012.05.01 10:39:00 -
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Punisher vs Rifter
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6166483
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Amadeus3
Nasranite Watch Caldari State Capturing
1
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Posted - 2012.05.01 11:34:00 -
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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=8363106
looks like I'd figured out how to win eve with just one ship |
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Xuse Senna
Analog Folk SRS.
165
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Posted - 2012.05.01 11:34:00 -
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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=13794495
Lol... Can you tell I just started playing eve :P D3 |
Ivan Joukov
The Wings of Maak Defiant Legacy
19
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Posted - 2012.05.01 11:47:00 -
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Oh ****, afterburner, no point but web, civilian shield booster + small armor rep. I hardly remember I flew this :) Anyway I got overkilled.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=5687577 -áDavai!
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Death Toll007
Fleet of Doom Psychotic Tendencies.
46
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Posted - 2012.05.01 12:17:00 -
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My first Loss: Saved up for cormorant, bought it, ran the mission with the POS that dropped all the robotics several times, and saved up for the Ferox. Got into it, and couldn't even use heavy missiles or medium turrets yet. I remedied the situation and went to jita to outfit my new bling. Drew a mission that sent me a couple systems over, and jumped into system, only to see some warning about how i should not be there. My first lesson on faction standing as my ferox was ripped apart by the gallente navy. I was shocked at how quickly I died in my 'undefeatable battlecruiser.' Almost emo-raged-quit there, but figured I had another week left in my trial, I would stick it out...
First PvP Loss: Jita undock in the Ferox I just acquired a few days after the above loss. Saw a can labled 'free t2 in space' went up to it, saw a BCS, and thought, man what luck... then was webbed, scrammed, and butchered in seconds. Trolled by the aggressors in a group chat, waited the 15 min aggression, jumped in my corm and went out again, they asked me to engage them, and I decided against it. At this point I had two days left, and was planning on emo rage quitting as this now happened twice. Buuuut... decided to see if I could get another one in two days, managed to, and stuck around ever since.
-DT |
Hrett
Quantum Cats Syndicate Villore Accords
67
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:23:00 -
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Deen Wispa wrote:I can't find my first loss since it doesn't seem to be recorded. But I was ratting in lowsec in my Incursus. A pirate Ishkur sneaked up on me and scramed me for two minutes begging me to shoot him as he was bored. I refused to entertained him despite his begging. He eventually killed me. I recall going to the forums and asking why I couldn't warp off because it seemed like he had a "tractor beam" on me. Yes, I used those words. I got trolled and people said it was a warp scrambler and that this wasn't Star Trek.
Oh I can't stop laughing about this. Not because of your noob death, but because I can only imagine what kind, gentle and helpful words and advice the eve vets gave you when you called it a tractor beam. "This ain't Star Trek noob!". Hilarious. |
Lucas Schuyler
Mortis Noir.
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Posted - 2012.05.01 14:25:00 -
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http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=1638588
Brand new player, first time in FW. He was a war target. Of course I had no idea what the ship was
By the time my allies noticed and called to not attack it, too late :-p |
Reppyk
The Black Shell
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Posted - 2012.05.01 14:31:00 -
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I still love you.
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WhiteGhostBear
The New Lunar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.01 15:12:00 -
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My first loss was technically my Procurer - Role Play of Club Bear can flipped me and I didn't know what that was. So, in a blind carebear frothing-at-the-mouth rage, I assembled...
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=8606643
Yeah, that died pretty quickly, too... |
Kazacy
BACKFIRE Squad S O L A R I S
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Posted - 2012.05.01 15:49:00 -
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my first los in eve was this one: first loss it was like first or second day in eve and i get this puzzling message about security and so on; i skipped the message, i jumped in lowsec to run my mission and ofc i was poped and poded. but my funiest lossmail was when i return from a mission in lowsec and i really need to go to pee, so i put the ship to autopilot and when i return to keyboard i saw no ship anymore just my pod on autopilot. in the end was a moros who shoot my stabbed atron but at this time i don't even know wtf is a moros. funny loss |
Petrus Blackshell
Rifterlings
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Posted - 2012.05.01 16:51:00 -
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http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=8857957
... And I have hated Dramiels ever since. Rifterlings - Small gang lowsec combat corp specializing in frigates and cruisers (all races, not just Rifters!). US Timezone veterans and newbies alike are welcome to join. Come chat in the "we fly rifters" in-game channel. Free fitted frigates for members! |
mxzf
Shovel Bros
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Posted - 2012.05.01 17:36:00 -
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First one I can remember: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7120065
About 1-2 weeks into the game I got the idea that I'd go out to null and get some of the really nice looking ores. A jump or two into null a pair of gatecamping interceptors gave me a shortcut back to highsec. Fortunately I've learned since then |
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Bad Messenger
draketrain Confederation of xXPIZZAXx
130
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Posted - 2012.05.01 17:41:00 -
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Hrett wrote:Do it. Don't be ashamed. Let us all show our foolishness and leet fitting skills. It's for the new generation to laugh at and learn. August 31, 2007I misclicked trying to target a WT EUNI griefer in space and shot a station. Turns out, stations don't like that.
I do not see any pvp here, only player versus environment.
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bubble trout
Terra Corporation
6
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Posted - 2012.05.01 18:30:00 -
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Lost my Thrasher that was earned from the tutorial to the amamake gate camp.
My friend had given me 50mil to buy some implants, but I used it as seed money to start trading. I couldn't believe that there was a cheap T2 100mn MWD only 3 jumps from rens. I thought I could flip it for a quick 2 mil. That lose made me sick to my stomach.
5 Days later I scouted the gate, saw it was still camped and came around from another direction. Got it out and my heart was pumping.
My first real lose was a Cane. Was ratting in lowsec, didn't even know he was there until his drones were on me. I took him to half sheilds iirc. If I had had a web for his drones I think I may have been able to drive him off. I was tanking the rat and his guns, his drones were what was doing the most damage. I hurt a few but he just juggled them and I died. He was nice in local, but I was still sick to my stomach. It was a rush however and I decided that I wanted to "try this pvp thing". A little over a month later I got my first 2 kills. |
Olmarin Angel
The Planet Jackers
0
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Posted - 2012.05.01 18:56:00 -
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My bad*** Moa
Because lowsec sounded fun and my Moa was invincible.
Ps. Who needs lows? |
Maxpie
Metaphysical Utopian Society Explorations
98
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Posted - 2012.05.01 20:44:00 -
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Years ago. Someone dec'ed our noob industrial corp, I think his name was Gunsnroses or something like that. The ceo said to stay docked, no way a noob could beat a 1 year old player, but I agreed to a 1v1 with him in frigs. I was in my trusty Rifter, don't remember what he was in. We actually fought to a standstill because he couldn't break the tank on my failfit Rifter (I had both shield and armor tank, lol). After a while we disengaged. I warped to a gate but couldn't figure out why I couldn't jump. While I was puzzling over the gate, he found me and ended up blowing up my ship while I was stupidly trying to jump rather than fight. |
Cromwell Savage
The Rock Hard Roosters Villore Accords
51
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Posted - 2012.05.02 00:55:00 -
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LOL!
Hahaha! Forgot all about this!
Complete Eve nub running missions and auto-piloting thru lo-sec. Was 1 week old
"Hey....why is he targeting me.....why is he shooting me.....why can't I warp.....*&^%^^*(@@@!"
Too funny
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Vjorn Angannon
Fleet Escort Services Exotic Matter Coalition
18
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Posted - 2012.05.02 01:34:00 -
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My 6th week in game I was recruited by a wormhole corp. A week or so after getting into the c2:
My first loss due to gank nothing special.....just didn't know how to protect my self lol.
My first PVP Loss;
Was putzing about in the pos when word came across vent that a vagabond entered from high sec entry. Corpmate in a hawk (iirc?) went and engaged it....and died. Meanwhile I had jumped into a blackbird and warped at range. That was when I realized it was an actual ship type and not some vagabond coming to mess with us . We tussled a bit....he banged me up between my missed jams.......got a lucky jam off and escaped back to the pos.
Now, me in my infinite noobish wisdom, got to thinking; that ship was soooo darn fast.....it HAS to be a frig... right?? right???
So I reshipped, warped back to the entry with SUPREME confidence.... and this is what happened
Needless to say, to this day, my friends still rib me about this.... and frankly, it is still one of my favorite deaths. |
Labceh
Screaming War Eagles Incorporated
10
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Posted - 2012.05.02 02:17:00 -
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I must admit I'm surprised, I was expecting the fit to be much worse: http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11386956
He kited me to death. He was nice enough to give me advice after :) |
Chan Omari
Quantum Cats Syndicate Villore Accords
2
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Posted - 2012.05.02 02:45:00 -
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Ah my T1 Brutix, so many memories, thought it was invincible, how couldn't it be with the way it mowed through NPCs? Apparently I was concerned about getting jammed, but not very concerned about any type of tank.....
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=6802357
Also lost my pod to what could have only been an insta locking cane :) then podded agin and wondered why I couldn't fly my uber Mega.......good lesson in the value of a upgrade clone.
great topic Hrett, fun to look back. |
Mfume Apocal
Origin. Black Legion.
419
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Posted - 2012.05.02 08:28:00 -
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I remember aggressing the first thing I saw in lowsec.
http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=6566932 |
CrossedSwords
Spiritus Draconis
5
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Posted - 2012.05.02 09:38:00 -
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http://eve-kill.net/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=3939008
this was back in the day when i actually still lived in highsec and had never ever done something pvp wise... our corp joined the caldari militia, and i actually flew into tama, and asked in local for a militia fleet, this invicta guys fleets me... warp me to a safe and kills me...
pro fit as well |
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