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Helicity Boson
Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel
400
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Posted - 2012.05.01 06:07:00 -
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Dear oh dear.
It looks like we have made a mess!
Remember boys and girls, for the rest of the month you get paid 100million isk for every 10 killing blows! And if you're particularly deadly, you might win some awesome prizes!
Love,
H.B. |

qDoctor Strangelove
Beware of the Red Fox
13
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Posted - 2012.05.01 06:14:00 -
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That was fast. Only what, 2 days? |

Mr Epeen
It's All About Me
1335
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Posted - 2012.05.01 06:15:00 -
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It must bother you a bit that mittani stole your event out from under you. I bet next year you won't even get a mention.
Mr Epeen  Me too!-á I ate one sour, too! |

Peter Raptor
Plutonian Army
107
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Posted - 2012.05.01 06:17:00 -
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Great Gooey Slimeballs!! Evelopedia;-á
The Amarr Empire, is known for its omnipresent religion -áGÇá-á-á |

Kievan Arakyd
MarSec Industries STR8NGE BREW
26
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Posted - 2012.05.01 06:34:00 -
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I never realized how dumb highsec miners were until i started to help gank them with my gang. No tank, no rep support, some even only fit 2 strip miners on hulks.
Burn them all.
http://i.imgur.com/7jfND.jpg
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Wilma Shakespear
The Scope Gallente Federation
0
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Posted - 2012.05.01 08:24:00 -
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Kievan Arakyd wrote:I never realized how dumb highsec miners were until i started to help gank them with my gang. No tank, no rep support, some even only fit 2 strip miners on hulks. Burn them all. http://i.imgur.com/7jfND.jpg
Thats why they call it "Highsec" |

Indahmawar Fazmarai
The I and F Taxation Trust
535
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Posted - 2012.05.01 08:26:00 -
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Just recall to don't blow Orcas and don't use smartbombs, as there are no cookies for you! EVE residents: 5% WH; 8% Lowsec; 15% Nullsec; 72% Highsec. CSM 7: 1 highsec resident out of 14.-á
CSM demographics vs EVE demographics, nothing to worry about... |

TWHC Assistant
39
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Posted - 2012.05.01 08:35:00 -
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Keep an eye on the player count. The numbers are going down compared to last week. Use it as a tear-o-meter if you like or to measure your success. |

Marlona Sky
Massive PVPness Psychotic Tendencies.
849
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Posted - 2012.05.01 08:39:00 -
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Kievan Arakyd wrote:I never realized how dumb highsec miners were until i started to help gank them with my gang. No tank, no rep support, some even only fit 2 strip miners on hulks. Burn them all. http://i.imgur.com/7jfND.jpg
No tank that can possibly be fit on a Hulk stands a chance against a suicide ganker and friends. So why bother at all? In the end, the Hulk that fit for mining vs tanking; the mining fit will have netted a far better yield compared to the tanked Hulk.
Of course the best tank to fit on a Hulk is making sure the system in the top left of your screen does not say anything higher than 0.4 for security.
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |

Liam Mirren
496
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Posted - 2012.05.01 08:49:00 -
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Marlona Sky wrote:Kievan Arakyd wrote:I never realized how dumb highsec miners were until i started to help gank them with my gang. No tank, no rep support, some even only fit 2 strip miners on hulks. Burn them all. http://i.imgur.com/7jfND.jpg No tank that can possibly be fit on a Hulk stands a chance against a suicide ganker and friends. So why bother at all? In the end, the Hulk that fit for mining vs tanking; the mining fit will have netted a far better yield compared to the tanked Hulk. Of course the best tank to fit on a Hulk is making sure the system in the top left of your screen does not say anything higher than 0.4 for security.
Yes because fitting some mods that make it impossible to be killed by a single ganker means absolutely nothing, it's not like he'll simply go the the guy next to you who doesn't tank at all, right?
Excellence is not a skill, it's an attitude.
My guides: http://mirren.freeforums.org |
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Proletariat Tingtango
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
42
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Posted - 2012.05.01 08:55:00 -
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Drag The Carebears Into The Actual Game Kicking And Screaming Like Children Every Day. |

Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
3587
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Posted - 2012.05.01 09:03:00 -
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Marlona Sky wrote:Kievan Arakyd wrote:I never realized how dumb highsec miners were until i started to help gank them with my gang. No tank, no rep support, some even only fit 2 strip miners on hulks. Burn them all. http://i.imgur.com/7jfND.jpg No tank that can possibly be fit on a Hulk stands a chance against a suicide ganker and friends. So why bother at all? In the end, the Hulk that fit for mining vs tanking; the mining fit will have netted a far better yield compared to the tanked Hulk.
I know you're not really this dumb.
Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |

TWHC Assistant
39
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Posted - 2012.05.01 09:06:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:I thought you're not really this dumb, but you changed. Fixed it. |

Belshazzar Babylon
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
54
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Posted - 2012.05.01 10:00:00 -
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Any pilots lose 2 Hulks yet? |

Nirnias Stirrum
Caldari Provisions Caldari State
128
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Posted - 2012.05.01 11:42:00 -
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I check the tears section of your website every day Helicity... I am really sad that you have received no tears yet to publish :( |

Destiny Corrupted
Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company
365
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Posted - 2012.05.01 12:35:00 -
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Nirnias Stirrum wrote:I check the tears section of your website every day Helicity... I am really sad that you have received no tears yet to publish :( Well, you have to remember, according to carebears, they run the economy, control resources, the means of production, and the market, essentially making them our pimps. And as we all know, pimps don't cry. |

Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
506
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Posted - 2012.05.01 12:50:00 -
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TWHC Assistant wrote:Keep an eye on the player count. The numbers are going down compared to last week. Use it as a tear-o-meter if you like or to measure your success.
If you consider less players playing Eve a success you are literally a terrorist, and IMHO, a total douche also.
The former is fact, latter opinion. We now return you to your regularly scheduled **** poast. |

Riyal
Chode Extravaganza
18
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:00:00 -
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The people that quit because of this were never going to be long term players. Eve is really not a game for people that cannot bounce back from a loss. |

Mr Kidd
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
548
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:09:00 -
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Proletariat Tingtango wrote:Drag The Carebears Into The Actual Game Kicking And Screaming Like Children Every Day.
You've got that wrong. You and yours are like any numbers of people who lash out at others when you don't get enough attention. You're not making people do anything for their own benefit. You're merely preying upon miners because they can't shoot back and you're too pathetic to find real fights.
You and yours are more like those kids that bring assault rifles to their highschool to "show the world" that you're hardcore. We want breast augmentations and sluttier clothing in the NeX! |

Aqriue
Center for Advanced Studies Gallente Federation
617
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:15:00 -
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Thousand dead hulks in two days, last big announcement like that in the last Wankageddon-circlejerkforsocialcoolfactor was what....1000 dead hulks in like a week? Why is that...could it be that a buffed destroyer class particularly with hybrids is far easier to throw away then a battleship when its no longer insurable. Naw, it couldn't be because that becaue the battleship cost more then the destroyer but a player is willing to throw away a few million more so then a hundred million...bet it would be fking awesome to see dudes throw faction battleships while they are sitting in their basment command centers downing Hotpockets, Cheetos, and Mountain Dew but that would never happen *whispers* because humans are inherently risk adverse so you will never see them hurt themselves so long as the other guy takes a bigger loss and it makes the first guy's ego feel better. |
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Fannie Maes
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:17:00 -
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Kievan Arakyd wrote:I never realized how dumb highsec miners were until i started to help gank them with my gang. No tank, no rep support, some even only fit 2 strip miners on hulks. Burn them all. http://i.imgur.com/7jfND.jpg
They are also the people that sell the ore the cheapest, you can't have it both ways. |

Lord AbrahamStern
The 4th Legion Island of Misfit Toons
6
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:17:00 -
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Mr Kidd wrote:Proletariat Tingtango wrote:Drag The Carebears Into The Actual Game Kicking And Screaming Like Children Every Day. You've got that wrong. You and yours are like any numbers of people who lash out at others when you don't get enough attention. You're not making people do anything for their own benefit. You're merely preying upon miners because they can't shoot back and you're too pathetic to find real fights.
Not exactly...the way i see we're ridding the game of stupid one hulk at a time, after all the hype and build up people have found over 1000 hulks and other various mining vessels to shoot up. I don't know about you but if you hear there is an angry mob beating people up in the streets you don't grab a beer and go stand on the corner waiting.
You find alternatives. Mission run, scan down sites, that force the hulkageddon folks to work for it, don't get caught on a stargate cause you autopiloted and walked away.
Hulkageddon is a long standing tradition, and one that we know is published in advance. That's part of the sandbox.
Helicity is performing a public service to all of us that have a violent alergy to stupidity. |

Fannie Maes
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:20:00 -
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Destiny Corrupted wrote:Nirnias Stirrum wrote:I check the tears section of your website every day Helicity... I am really sad that you have received no tears yet to publish :( Well, you have to remember, according to carebears, they run the economy, control resources, the means of production, and the market, essentially making them our pimps. And as we all know, pimps don't cry.
Real care-bears, you are fighting the wrong target!
High-sec is less reward with more enemies and greater risks than 0.0 ever was.
edit; don't believe me? take a covert ops into 0.0 cloak and watch local clear out while you watch a movie. |

Cipher Jones
The Thomas Edwards Taco Tuesday All Stars
506
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:20:00 -
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Aqriue wrote:Thousand dead hulks in two days, last big announcement like that in the last Wankageddon-circlejerkforsocialcoolfactor was what....1000 dead hulks in like a week? Why is that...could it be that a buffed destroyer class particularly with hybrids is far easier to throw away then a battleship when its no longer insurable. Naw, it couldn't be because that becaue the battleship cost more then the destroyer but a player is willing to throw away a few million more so then a hundred million...bet it would be fking awesome to see dudes throw faction battleships while they are sitting in their basment command centers downing Hotpockets, Cheetos, and Mountain Dew but that would never happen *whispers* because humans are inherently risk adverse so you will never see them hurt themselves so long as the other guy takes a bigger loss and it makes the first guy's ego feel better.
Total bullshit.
Dessies have been used in hulkogheddon since part 1. We now return you to your regularly scheduled **** poast. |

Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
541
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:34:00 -
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Fannie Maes wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:Nirnias Stirrum wrote:I check the tears section of your website every day Helicity... I am really sad that you have received no tears yet to publish :( Well, you have to remember, according to carebears, they run the economy, control resources, the means of production, and the market, essentially making them our pimps. And as we all know, pimps don't cry. Real care-bears, you are fighting the wrong target!High-sec is less reward with more enemies and greater risks than 0.0 ever was. edit; don't believe me? take a covert ops into 0.0 cloak and watch local clear out while you watch a movie.
Better yet, just INVADE ~
Set destination to VFK, turn on autopilot. Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |

Malcanis
Vanishing Point. The Initiative.
3590
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:37:00 -
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Fannie Maes wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:Nirnias Stirrum wrote:I check the tears section of your website every day Helicity... I am really sad that you have received no tears yet to publish :( Well, you have to remember, according to carebears, they run the economy, control resources, the means of production, and the market, essentially making them our pimps. And as we all know, pimps don't cry. Real care-bears, you are fighting the wrong target!High-sec is less reward with more enemies and greater risks than 0.0 ever was. edit; don't believe me? take a covert ops into 0.0 cloak and watch local clear out while you watch a movie.
People who say this never live in 0.0
I can't work out why Malcanis' Law: Any proposal justified on the basis that "it will benefit new players" is invariably to the greater advantage of older, richer players.
Things to do in EVE:-áhttp://swiftandbitter.com/eve/wtd/ |

Fannie Maes
Science and Trade Institute Caldari State
0
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:44:00 -
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Malcanis wrote:Fannie Maes wrote:Destiny Corrupted wrote:Nirnias Stirrum wrote:I check the tears section of your website every day Helicity... I am really sad that you have received no tears yet to publish :( Well, you have to remember, according to carebears, they run the economy, control resources, the means of production, and the market, essentially making them our pimps. And as we all know, pimps don't cry. Real care-bears, you are fighting the wrong target!High-sec is less reward with more enemies and greater risks than 0.0 ever was. edit; don't believe me? take a covert ops into 0.0 cloak and watch local clear out while you watch a movie. People who say this never live in 0.0 I can't work out why
Stop with the BS, really. Someone who says otherwise is the person who never lived in 0.0 mining and doing PVE. |

silens vesica
Corsair Cartel
49
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Posted - 2012.05.01 13:56:00 -
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Kievan Arakyd wrote:I never realized how dumb highsec miners were until i started to help gank them with my gang. No tank, no rep support, some even only fit 2 strip miners on hulks. Burn them all. http://i.imgur.com/7jfND.jpg Gotta remember, they're not playing the same game you are,* so what makes sense to you, just simply isn't important to them.
Blow 'em up anyway, if that's your thing - But know that they'll be back, in greater numbers, and every bit as indifferent to your game as before.
*Same sandbox, sure, but not even remotely the same game.
Tell someone you love them today, because life is short. But scream it at them in Esperanto, because life is also terrifying and confusing. |

Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder Thundering Herd
658
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Posted - 2012.05.01 14:21:00 -
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I mined 3 Orca's of Veld yesterday, refined it, and sold in Rens.
You can guess how.
You are getting the Idiots who don't think, and I thank you. They are an embarrassment to the profession.
I love seeing the ridicu-fits on the blasted Hulks. Shield Re-chargers ? REALLY ? Cargohold Expanders on a Hulk with an Orca sitting right there. REALLY ?
There isn't anything left for you to do to Carebears. -áGo, kill them some more. They're like fungus or bacteria, they won't die and they won't stop. All you have to show for years of organized harassment campaigns against them is ... nothing. |

Weaselior
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
2984
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Posted - 2012.05.01 14:28:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:I mined 3 Orca's of Veld yesterday, refined it, and sold in Rens.
You can guess how.
You are getting the Idiots who don't think, and I thank you. They are an embarrassment to the profession.
I love seeing the ridicu-fits on the blasted Hulks. Shield Re-chargers ? REALLY ? Cargohold Expanders on a Hulk with an Orca sitting right there. REALLY ?
see, even you are starting to understand
highsec needs the corrective lesson of a strong pimp hand for these sorts of things |
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