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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.11.24 23:31:00 -
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Melvin Coulter wrote:BUT...
She said she yours.....
one step closer and i'll use Boob Sambo V on you... |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.12.01 02:40:00 -
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Zoe Kaltana wrote:hmmmmm....does this non existant clothing feature improves your speed while entering your pod before undocking? *giggles* Certainly.. That's the only way to make it to Session-Change timer, especially since they fired that poor docking assistant Scotty..
Oh, Scotty, I and my ship do miss your gentle touch... |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
9
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Posted - 2012.12.02 17:14:00 -
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Melvin Coulter wrote:Good. The admiral is coming over. I SWEAR TO GOD IF IT IS PINK Anyone seen my bright pink bra i seem to have misplaced?
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
12
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Posted - 2012.12.25 12:16:00 -
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One portion of creative spanking with good use of zero gravity points please!
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.01.25 06:13:00 -
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/me pulls Kahu ia Kane'ohe from Calico-Jack's grasp: "Would you like to "ride" my "Opux Luxury Yacht?!""
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
42
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Posted - 2013.01.31 05:12:00 -
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Sheimi Madaveda wrote:How did you get in here again? Sorry, I think I got your door busted :(
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.06 02:12:00 -
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Zoe Kaltana wrote:Lucy? Did you shoot your load again? *trys not to stand in manly parts remains*
Who dares to bring up the topic of Lucy Liu? Now it's the ******* time to do it! One and only time ! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
45
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Posted - 2013.02.06 16:23:00 -
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Ishtanchuk Fazmarai wrote:Alice Saki wrote:Does it include Waterproof Recording Equipment?
A Shower Scene Is needed ^_^ I can supply the shower too. And write a script. Even provide the apropiate company. All for a fee, Auntie Ish turns your fantasies into reality (as long as don't involve her, as she's quite zealous about her fantasies).
Oh, I see what's going on now. I just woke up finding this toddler-pretty/woman top tucked under my pillow. "Made in Amsterdam..." Sure, I'll play the part! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
45
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Posted - 2013.02.07 02:30:00 -
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Calico-Jack Daniels wrote:Yes, I'm holding your hair dye hostage, let the glomping and licking begin if you ever want to see your L'Oreal products again! muahahaha! 
What a bummer... Well, you won't see your Speedos ever again (unless I decide to put 'em on myself or Alice gets that horrible excuse of cosmetics L'Oreal back.) |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
49
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Posted - 2013.02.14 04:51:00 -
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Zoe Kaltana wrote:grrretings, you wanna cop cuffee?? 
...as in you getting dressed up in cop uniform and getting boys cuffed? Sure... I'd LOVE to see that! |
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2013.02.16 14:54:00 -
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Misha M'Liena wrote:Your awfully skinny.....C'mere i have some fattening food for you.......*brings out the bag of double bacon cheeseburgers* *gets a lift in a nano fit boat and in a nasty drive by drift snatches Misha's bag with bacon cheeseburgers, pulls all the bacon out and tosses the rest out of the window* |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
52
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Posted - 2013.02.20 21:07:00 -
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Heeey! What this "bromance" is all about? Leave these four alone and sausage fest starts 
Bacon strips! Bacon strips! Bacon strips! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
53
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Posted - 2013.02.20 21:36:00 -
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Mizhir wrote:We could go out shopping while the boys are having fun. Maybe we could get a new bra for you.
They got only one kind on sale. Why the hell you think I burned mine?
No lace, no sheer.. Only one color /Sigh
Plus it's getting steamy hot in here! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
57
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Posted - 2013.02.23 19:42:00 -
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You'd need to re-size only in similar case.
And then why again? You'd lose two utility high slots.  |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
62
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Posted - 2013.03.02 18:24:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote:
I'm not sure what that means but It's probably incredibly vulgar.
BACON STRIPS BACON STRIPSBACON STRIPS |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
62
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Posted - 2013.03.02 19:58:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote:How did your bra go missing?
Well, I overloaded the rack and it got fried I suppose...  |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
77
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Posted - 2013.03.06 02:08:00 -
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Angelique Duchemin wrote:I'd lend you my shirt but I highly doubt it would fit.
You think so? What if we make it wet first? |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
77
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Posted - 2013.03.06 05:17:00 -
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Kytayn wrote:
Allow me to assist you with those.
Oh, are you offering to try this new handbra by you, Mr. Kytayn? How lovely! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
77
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Posted - 2013.03.07 21:16:00 -
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Eurydia Vespasian wrote:*scoops up pillow and caresses it's lovely softness* you know what must be done, my darling...
*coldly gestures at random's soon to be corpse* Quote:Mating is a very hazardous thing for a male tarantula to attempt. It is often said, mistakenly so, that a female tarantula kills and eats her mate, in fact about 60 percent of males manage a getaway without being killed, many though, do sustain wounds. grats to anyone who scored with Euridia and managed to save their set of "slaves!!!" |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
77
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Posted - 2013.03.07 21:24:00 -
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Liafcipe9000 wrote:GÖÑ~squishy softness~GÖÑ
*proceeds to smother to death* |
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
83
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Posted - 2013.03.11 05:40:00 -
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Mr Kidd wrote:Are you sure you're a girl? Do you have a sock in your pocket? What is that? Holy crap, Ron Jeremy himself?! To "pillow" or not to "pillow," that is the question... Eurydia! Halp! This is the big one
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
85
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Posted - 2013.03.11 17:12:00 -
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*enters the room* ah, smells like coffee!
What a coinsidence... Anyone cares for someicecream???
I am proud to announce I made this batchmyself! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
86
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Posted - 2013.03.11 21:14:00 -
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Ila Gant wrote: Tanthalassa: If you're that chilly without a shirt on perhaps you should consider... never mind... come here, I'll help you warm up. I am not cold! Just trying to keep balance.. But sure - let's cuddle! 
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
86
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Posted - 2013.03.12 07:40:00 -
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*Observing Qaidan Alenko* :
Arkady Vachon wrote:When one is blind one becomes quite good with their hands. Oh? How about the opposite? Does one really become blind if he's "too good with their hands?" |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
86
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Posted - 2013.03.12 17:07:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:Liafcipe9000 wrote:inb4 the head of the guy above me turning into an omlette...  threadspamming dumbazz would get stabbed and thrown in a dumpster
What a control freak! Well, feel free to supervize me and Liafcipe cooking that ommelette du fromage - I'll provide the bacon! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
86
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Posted - 2013.03.14 17:34:00 -
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Kristopher Rocancourt wrote:leave the money on the nightstand and leave expediently
Hmm, questionable service... Judging by your facial expression, that's not nuru gel either  |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
86
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Posted - 2013.03.14 18:26:00 -
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Cynter DeVries wrote:The key is moisturizer, right? Care for some? *Looking at Kristopher who just expired*
Well, since Blondie is done for - sure, why not?
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
88
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Posted - 2013.03.26 15:02:00 -
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@Kristopher Rocancourt
Seriously... We should work on your stamina, I've just started to undress
*calls room service: One group of Janitors, please!* |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
92
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Posted - 2013.04.09 20:18:00 -
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Ila Dace wrote:Daimon Kaiera wrote:Would you like some...sham-pagin to go with that? First of all, it's pronounce "sham-pane", and second... Yes.
Room service is getting lazier by the day. Are we supposed to get ShamWows ourselves now!? |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
92
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Posted - 2013.04.10 01:34:00 -
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Mizhir wrote:oww, you found your bra :) Alice kept it hostage, but then CCP Explorer got her distracted with coffee and thus I got it back.
"Yay..."
Daimon Kaiera wrote:I'm so glad I could finally get with another person.
Especially another monocle wearer. *tunes into "Mating Rituals of Monocle Wearers."*
- Reality shows nowadays |
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
92
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Posted - 2013.04.10 13:29:00 -
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Sid Afraldir wrote:I'm going to have you for breakfast, just stay right where you are...
Gÿ+7
Sir!
Would you like me to assist polishing your torpedo, Sir?!
Oh my, the all-famous "WELCOME ABOARD!" tattoo!
*faints*
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
93
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Posted - 2013.04.10 20:25:00 -
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Mizz Sunshine wrote:Aye Aye Captain
*crawls underneath the blanket* *hides under the blanket also and proceeds making "extatic" noises. |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
93
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Posted - 2013.04.11 05:14:00 -
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Graygor wrote:Dark in here isnt it. It used to be dark here - under this blanket - but not any more!
*pulls out an old circa XXI Cosmo and starts flipping through the pages*
Cannot say aura of Fabulous is overrated any more, can you?
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
95
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Posted - 2013.04.23 21:02:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:~Likes it when its 'deeds, not words'~
*enters the quarters, reads the sign on the headboard: "Your deeds of valor will be remembered!"*
- Oh, this must be a trap. I shall upgrade it to booby trap!
*Hides under the covers*
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
95
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Posted - 2013.04.25 17:13:00 -
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Arkady Vachon wrote:besides, there are words of wisdom that say: when in bed with a fetching woman: do not offer to make shadow puppets for her. But I love shadow puppets!
Besides, men that are "crafty" with their hands are such a turn on.
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
95
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Posted - 2013.05.02 05:23:00 -
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Leo DeSeis wrote:Your head is not shiny enough
*Passes by the Kytayn's quarters where Commissar Lisa and Anne Books look so stunningly mesmerized spectating Leo DeSeis rubbing baby oil into Kytayn's scalp*
- Hello, there... What's going on?
* * |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
95
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Posted - 2013.05.13 20:36:00 -
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*walking by Kirjava's "bunk" hears obnoxious snorting and giggling*
*carefully cracks the door open and becomes witness to Kirjava's breathless clone handcuffed to the bed with Alice on top sniffing Death Wish Coffee off the lifeless body.*
*Overheats her mwd - gets the hell out* |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
96
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Posted - 2013.05.14 02:48:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:Sure I can't tempt you to join us darling? Uh, the "Death Wish Coffee" holoreel is quite something...
Nah, maybe other time? 
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
97
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Posted - 2013.05.14 04:05:00 -
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Graygor wrote:We meet again my old enemy.
*turns on bad dubbing done by Shatner*
Tonight... we shall kung... fu fight! But why? Wouldn't you wanna climb the mountain instead?  |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
97
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Posted - 2013.05.16 20:09:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:*holds up French Maid's outfit*
Today, I'd like to try something unique....*datapad blinks. Looks at picture*
Well......damn.
*throws maid outfit on the floor and walks out* -Omg... French Maid outfit... All size fits all! Wonderful!
Well, - *looks around if anyone watching* - I am gonna "flip the can!"
*Drops the Naughty Nun outfit, grabs maid one and runs like hell.*
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
98
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Posted - 2013.06.06 17:06:00 -
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Kirjava wrote:*Snuggles into the fat ass as a cushion*
That's as far as you get! Pillow Pants does not approve! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
98
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Posted - 2013.06.11 13:53:00 -
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Random McNally wrote:...and speaking of diving!
Yea... Always allow yourself enough time to make a slow, comfortable ascent with plenty of air.
You can proceed when ready |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
99
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Posted - 2013.06.11 15:14:00 -
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Alice Saki wrote:Hopefully there was no Eyeball licking :|
Delicious! So why not? |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
102
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Posted - 2013.06.17 17:17:00 -
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Oh, I can do that! Hold my ****... I mean .. QUAFE.. cans of quafe. |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
109
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Posted - 2013.07.02 20:28:00 -
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*wakes up to McNally dumping a bucket of ice freezing water in the face with consecutive attempt to peel the shirt off*
-What in the bloody hell!? Your pretty boy ass is mine now!
*Tackless McNally knocking him down on the floor* |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
109
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Posted - 2013.07.04 18:04:00 -
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Oh, Tollen vs Kirjava sword fight! Alright, I am watching! |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
111
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Posted - 2013.07.13 17:33:00 -
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Cal-Amarri sandwich? |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
112
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Posted - 2013.07.14 16:54:00 -
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Brontoscorpio wrote:-Don't worry, next time the surgeon will do bettur  -I don't know about you, Zoe, but this stinker doesn't deserve your gentle touch with Thorax.
*Starts aligning Revenant to Brontoscorpio's "wormhole." *
-Make sure to hold the bastard tight, Zoe
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
122
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Posted - 2013.09.01 05:29:00 -
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Graygor wrote:
*muffled noises under the glomp*
*Stumbles upon Graygor getting glomped by himself to death.*
-What in the world?
*grabs an aluminum baseball bat and starts swinging*
-Let him go, you sob!! LET HIM GO! 
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
122
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Posted - 2013.09.02 13:49:00 -
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Jonah Gravenstein wrote:Why do you always have to steal the covers? Why do you need the covers? You've got my bra, haven't you? Should be enough to keep you warm
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Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
131
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Posted - 2013.09.16 05:18:00 -
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Well... A bubble bath should fix that  |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
132
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Posted - 2013.09.16 07:23:00 -
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Fine, cal-amari sandwich for breakfast it is.
Om nom nom nom.. |
Tanthalassa
State War Academy
Caldari State
185
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Posted - 2015.06.09 03:18:22 -
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Aww, Misha *intensely glomps* 
Breakfast? |
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