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Mythical ManMonth
Molden Heath Environmental Authority
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Posted - 2012.05.01 17:59:00 -
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The following is the April monthly report of the Molden Heath Environmental Authority. We are working hard to protect the region of Molden Heath by stamping out the scourge of illegal mining. We care about the environment - shouldn't you?
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MOLDEN HEATH ENVIRONMENTAL AUTHORITY INSPECTION REPORT GÇô APRIL 2012
I am pleased to present to you the official Molden Heath Environmental Authority (MHEA) Inspection Report for the month of April, 2012. I would like to commend our authorized agents The Executioners (TEXN) and The humbleless Crew (THC2) and their teams of diligent Mining Inspectors for their exceptional work this month.
A total of 54 exhumers, 8 mining barges, and 1 Industrial Command Ship failed to produce licenses when inspected during the month, and as a result all were sanctioned. This outstanding effort has cost illegal miners approximately 13 billion ISK. Ships sanctioned were as follows:
Hulks - 42 Mackinaws - 12 Covetors - 3 Retrievers - 5 Orcas - 1
I would also like to highlight some of the notable work that was done during the month:
1. Mane Frehm, Mining Inspector #14 is our Mining Inspector of the Month. He inspected and sanctioned 37 exhumers during the month, carrying out all inspections in a caring, professional manner.
2. On April 12th, Mining Inspectors Jon Marburg and Maraner detected a group of 5 ice miners in the Teonusude ice belt, all without licenses. Rather than sanction 1 or 2 of these violators, they ensured that all 5 were punished through the use of specialized Armageddons. Bravo gentlemen.
3. However, I must also remind these 2 inspectors that the system of Emolgranlan is NOT in Molden Heath and thus not subject to the rules of the MHEA. Oops. I would like to extend a personal apology to Bosniakus, and will ensure that he receives a very special license rate should he apply for one from us.
4. I would like to thank the pilots of Gunpoint Diplomacy, the Black Rebel Rifter Club and Sigillum Militum Xpisti for their assistance in the sanctioning of the Industrial Command ship on April 2nd. I can see that they have an aptitude for this work, and would welcome their formal application to become authorized agents of the MHEA.
5. On April 8th, an Orca was found parked illegally in the Teonusude Ice Belt. This ship was towed and impounded, and when the owner Wulf Killer failed to pay the fines and towing fees, it was sold to cover our costs, with the remaining funds provided to the MHEA.
I would also like to acknowledge the fine work of Dr. Sugar Kyle (BSc., MSc., PHD, DDS) who accepted the position of Science Administrator for the MHEA. She is hard at work furthering our understanding of these environmental challenges.
The MHEA thanks all of you for your efforts and looks forward to another successful month. Good luck and happy inspecting.
Mythical ManMonth Chairman and CEO Molden Heath Environmental Authority
Mine in a safe and environmentally sound way - get a license today http://mhea.podpilot.org/ |
Daemon Ceed
Crushed Ambitions Reckless Ambition
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:16:00 -
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Thank you for doing the Lord's work. It's a thankless job keeping these miners in accordance with regional laws. Can't let Veld-heads run around unchecked now, can we? That would just be insanity and chaos on a large order. Post with your main or GTFO! If I responded to your thread, you're probably getting trolled. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder Thundering Herd
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Posted - 2012.05.01 19:17:00 -
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Mythical ManMonth wrote:Orcas - 1
...and congratulations. You did the most work on a ship that doesn't even really count for Hulkageddon.
"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work." - Gurney Halleck |
Jacob Staffuer
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.05.01 20:26:00 -
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The whole "pretend to be official" is a very, very overdone gig. Please come up with something new. |
Griznatch
Xicron Syndicate Tus Network
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Posted - 2012.05.01 20:38:00 -
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Krixtal Icefluxor wrote:Mythical ManMonth wrote:Orcas - 1
...and congratulations. You did the most work on a ship that doesn't even really count for Hulkageddon.
Since when? I used to have a clever sig but I lost it. |
Mythical ManMonth
Molden Heath Environmental Authority
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Posted - 2012.05.01 20:41:00 -
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Jacob - your reply concerns me.
Clearly you need a better understanding of the environmental issues here. Can I interest you in one of our educational seminars? They are available on a regular basis at very reasonable rates. |
Krixtal Icefluxor
Bison - Ammatar Thunder Thundering Herd
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Posted - 2012.05.01 20:47:00 -
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oops.
Helicity corrected the page. Orca's are indeed on official rules page now.
My bad.
"Behold, as a wild ass in the desert, go I forth to my work." - Gurney Halleck |
Jacob Staffuer
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.05.01 20:49:00 -
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Mythical ManMonth wrote:Jacob - your reply concerns me.
Clearly you need a better understanding of the environmental issues here. Can I interest you in one of our educational seminars? They are available on a regular basis at very reasonable rates.
Sorry broski, Suddenly Whoevertheirnameis beat you to it ages ago. They beat that dead horse into hamburger meat, and then beat the resulting ***** further. You need to get a different gig. You're just making yourself look like a wannabe. |
Thomas Kreshant
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.01 21:00:00 -
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Mythical ManMonth wrote:Role Play Crap
We've killed 'x' so far would have done but whatever floats your nerdy boat I guess have fun dude. |
Rond Dorlezahn
Tri Star Industries Li3 Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.01 21:29:00 -
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Thomas Kreshant wrote:Mythical ManMonth wrote:Role Play Crap We've killed 'x' so far would have done but whatever floats your nerdy boat I guess have fun dude.
>Call people a nerd >Continue to play EVE ONLINE
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Reppyk
The Black Shell
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Posted - 2012.05.01 22:45:00 -
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MH is now a safer place. Thanks you, you did well.
PS : what about the pods ? They are toxic. They should be removed. |
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
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Posted - 2012.05.01 22:59:00 -
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Mythical ManMonth wrote:Jacob - your reply concerns me.
Clearly you need a better understanding of the environmental issues here. Can I interest you in one of our educational seminars? They are available on a regular basis at very reasonable rates.
I attended that seminar before when I was in the Navy, it is the one where your mom takes on the four sailors. I hope you didn't kiss her that day. |
Adellle Nadair
FireStar Mercenaries
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Posted - 2012.05.01 23:29:00 -
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It is our holy duty to remove all asteroids from New Eden. An empty belt is a beautiful and sacred place. Only heathens would stand in the way of the word of Almighty Drak. |
Drunein
Lockheed Nighthawk
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Posted - 2012.05.02 00:47:00 -
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Mythical ManMonth wrote:
Hulks - 42 Mackinaws - 12 Covetors - 3 Retrievers - 5 Orcas - 1
The above numbers are incorrect. However - I enjoyed the read.
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MIkhail Illiad
Selective Pressure Rote Kapelle
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Posted - 2012.05.02 01:31:00 -
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oh yay Roleplay.... if only there was a way to downvote on these forums... -.-
There once was an interesting signature here... It has long since disapeared.-á |
Ketov Aktar
Grey Wolff Valhalla demolition and industrial
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Posted - 2012.05.02 01:32:00 -
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Adellle Nadair wrote:It is our holy duty to remove all asteroids from New Eden. An empty belt is a beautiful and sacred place. Only heathens would stand in the way of the word of Almighty Drak.
A clean belt is a happy belt. |
Jacob Staffuer
State War Academy Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.05.02 01:35:00 -
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Ketov Aktar wrote:Adellle Nadair wrote:It is our holy duty to remove all asteroids from New Eden. An empty belt is a beautiful and sacred place. Only heathens would stand in the way of the word of Almighty Drak. A clean belt is a happy belt.
Keeping the sky clear of navigational hazards. |
Skadi vonNiflheim
East Citadel Trading Company
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Posted - 2012.05.02 01:48:00 -
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MIkhail Illiad wrote:oh yay Roleplay.... if only there was a way to downvote on these forums... -.-
go back to reddit |
Skadi vonNiflheim
East Citadel Trading Company
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Posted - 2012.05.02 01:50:00 -
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Asteroid poaching is a serious offence and should not be tolerated, thank you gentlemen for doing the dirty work for us |
Ketov Aktar
Grey Wolff Valhalla demolition and industrial
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Posted - 2012.05.02 02:01:00 -
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Skadi vonNiflheim wrote:Asteroid poaching is a serious offence and should not be tolerated, thank you gentlemen for doing the dirty work for us
It is only poaching if you do it out of season
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Effect One
Selective Hearing Nearly Feared
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Posted - 2012.05.02 09:02:00 -
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GreasyCarl Semah wrote:Mythical ManMonth wrote:Jacob - your reply concerns me.
Clearly you need a better understanding of the environmental issues here. Can I interest you in one of our educational seminars? They are available on a regular basis at very reasonable rates. I attended that seminar before when I was in the Navy, it is the one where your mom takes on the four sailors. I hope you didn't kiss her that day.
I don't see what relation this thread has to incursions, and I'm sure no one would be silly enough to attempt an HQ with only 4 pilots... |
GreasyCarl Semah
A Game as Old as Empire
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Posted - 2012.05.02 15:53:00 -
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Effect One wrote:GreasyCarl Semah wrote:Mythical ManMonth wrote:Jacob - your reply concerns me.
Clearly you need a better understanding of the environmental issues here. Can I interest you in one of our educational seminars? They are available on a regular basis at very reasonable rates. I attended that seminar before when I was in the Navy, it is the one where your mom takes on the four sailors. I hope you didn't kiss her that day. I don't see what relation this thread has to incursions, and I'm sure no one would be silly enough to attempt an HQ with only 4 pilots...
At her very best she was a level 2 damsel in distress. I will probably never again sea a drydock so eager for so many battleships. That was quite a mission. |
Immortis Vexx
Lupus Draconis Dragehund
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Posted - 2012.05.02 19:31:00 -
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LOL! God I hate you guys. Miner/mfg by trade here but I can't help but laugh at this crap. Keep up the kills, er... environmental protection
Vexx |
Barbara Nichole
Cryogenic Consultancy Black Sun Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.02 21:07:00 -
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and they mocked CVA for roll play...... [IMG]http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a208/DawnFrostbringer/OldST.jpg[/IMG] |
Katja Faith
Republic Military School Minmatar Republic
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Posted - 2012.05.02 22:16:00 -
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tl;dr
High sec miner kills? And? |
Mythical ManMonth
Molden Heath Environmental Authority
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Posted - 2012.05.11 17:06:00 -
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I would like to extend my apporeciation to Goonswarm for their donation of 100 million ISK to our noble cause.
Their payment to Mane Frehm (Inspection Agent of the Month in April!) was passed on to the MHEA as specified under the Terms and Conditions for official agents of the MHEA.
Mythical ManMonth Chairman and CEO Molden Heath Environmental Authority
Mine the environmentally sound way - get a license today |
Angry Onions
League of Angered Gentlemen
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Posted - 2012.05.11 17:38:00 -
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Guys.....The RP subsection is over...... oh **** it. E .-+ ` ' / -+. F Your Carebear tears fuel us
Heil Hizzle Mein Nizzles. |
Leeroy McJenkins
GoonWaffe Goonswarm Federation
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Posted - 2012.05.11 17:55:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:The whole "pretend to be official" is a very, very overdone gig. Please come up with something new.
Dude, the whole alt posting thing is a very, very overdone gig. Please come up with something new. The Official Non-Official Goonswarm Federation |
Katalci
Creative Cookie Procuring Veto Corp
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Posted - 2012.05.11 19:04:00 -
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MIkhail Illiad wrote:oh yay Roleplay.... if only there was a way to downvote on these forums... -.-
MIkhail Illiad Selective Pressure Rote Kapelle
Barbara Nichole wrote:and they mocked CVA for roll play...... CVA is mocked for being bad |
Mythical ManMonth
Molden Heath Environmental Authority
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Posted - 2012.06.16 04:45:00 -
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MOLDEN HEATH ENVIRONMENTAL AUTHORITY INSPECTION REPORT GÇô MAY 2012
I am pleased to present to you the official Molden Heath Environmental Authority (MHEA) Inspection Report for the month of May, 2012. I would like to commend our authorized agents The Executioners (TEXN) and The humbleless Crew (THC2) and their teams of diligent Mining Inspectors for their exceptional work this month.
A total of 47 exhumers and 5 mining barges failed to produce licenses when inspected during the month, and as a result all were sanctioned. This outstanding effort has cost illegal miners approximately 11 billion ISK. Ships sanctioned were as follows: Hulks - 36 Mackinaws - 12 Covetors - 2 Retrievers - 3
I would also like to highlight some of the notable work that was done during the month: GÇó Razor Z, Mining Inspector #7 is our Mining Inspector of the Month. He showed a real commitment to his work, often working double shifts to ensure that illegal miners were found and sanctioned. GÇó Mining Inspectors Cylocibin and Den Ukendte were both very vigilant during the month, pursuing miscreants with great passion. I have no doubt that they will soon be considered for the Inspector of the Month award GÇó Mane Frehm, Mining Inspector #14 spent much of the month working with probationary inspectors and setting up our Inspector Training program, which was launched late in the month.
In the course of our work, each illegal miner that is sanctioned receives a followup EveMail to educate them on the error of their ways. We have now received some fascinating correspondence from illegal miners who expressed a wide variety of opinions. In order to properly recognize these illegal miners, I am pleased to announce our very first GÇ£Tears are not EnoughGÇ¥ Competition, where prizes are being awarded to the best replies from illegal miners in each of 4 categories.
And the winners are:
Category 1: I didnGÇÖt need that ship anyway!
From: xxxxxxx (Name redacted) my loss of the hulk current price 276 million has already been replaced and i put 5 more into build. After they are completed and sold i will profit 1.5 billion. you just gave me a reason to build a few more hulks lol.
Category 2: You are in big trouble now. My friends and I will hunt you down forever.
From: xxxxxxxxxx (Name redacted) I've changed my mind. I have invested 500 million in the scouts are looking for you and your alts. Another 5 billion for the fun you do not have to rely more stations. Everything is addressed personally to YOU. You'll be able to hide in ANY fleet you loser. I hope we have fun in the game. Safe flight!
Category 3: I know some bad words.
From: xxxxxx (Name redacted) Go and take an anus first dive into a field full of dildo's
Category 4: You are a bad person. I can no longer play Eve because of what you did.
From: xxxxxxxx (Name redacted) If this was legit, i would believe you, but i don't. You took away my hulk. That was my only means of me making any good isk. I have had to cancel my 2nd account because of this. You have hurt me financially here at home. I will not take food out of my kids mouths to pay you. I had to buy a plex so i can sell it to continue to play this game. If i can't sell it, then i will have to quite this game. I have enjoyed playing Eve until now. But people like you sure know how to ruin it. I will report this. I may now have to give this game up.
Thanks so much You are a personal jerk. Have a nice day. And i'm sure you can careless. You are most likely rich with no family and have no consious.
The winner of categories 2, 3 and 4 will receive a congratulatory Eve Mail (their CEO will also receive a copy), their choice of a brand new Retriever or Covetor and a special 3 day license to mine in Molden Heath. The winner of category 1 will receive the same congratulatory Eve Mail and license, but clearly no Retriever or Covetor is required. We will run the contest again when sufficient quality replies are received.
I would also like to advise you that I will shortly be stepping down from my position as CEO of the MHEA. I am pleased to announce that Exa Byte, a Gallente environmentalist with exceptional credentials will be taking over as CEO. He is fully aware of the challenges we are facing, and is eager to begin work.
The MHEA thanks all of you for your efforts and looks forward to another successful month. Good luck and happy inspecting.
Mythical ManMonth Chairman and CEO Molden Heath Environmental Authority
Mine in a safe and environmentally sound way - get a license today http://mhea.podpilot.org/ |
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