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Diamond Jewel	Posted - 2009.04.02 20:40:00 - [1] How many times have you been at a gate camp, or waiting for a cyno so you can hotdrop, or roaming into a hostile region? Then mother nature calls and its time for a bio break at the worst possible time. What do you do? Do you leave the fleet and "control q" and make a mad dash for the bathroom? Do you hold it in while you make wierd faces? Or do you let it fly at your computer? Today I had to make this call. I was doing a gate camp in 0.0. We heard scout intel of a 30 man hostile fleet incoming. We had about 25ish in our gang and it was going to be a pretty even and fun fight. For lunch I had eaten a bunch of brats and deviled eggs. My stomach had been upset for a couple hours and I could feel something bubbling. I could tell that this wasn't a normal "prairie dog" or "turtling" situation. It was going to be a violent spray. However, the epic PvP fight was close and I figured I could hold it. My face was distorting and I tried to reposition my bottom on the chair so it gave me the advantage. Something had to give as I was holding in alot of pressure. I figured I could release a little gas to buy me a couple minutes for the PvP fight. As I carefully released a little gas the flood gates opened and I SHARTED!. So here I am, a 43 year old man, and I'm PvP'n in this epic fight with pants full of my own excrement. On top of that, our fleet got wiped. I then went to the bathroom to wipe.
CrimsonLobo Caldari Galaxy Punks Axiom Empire	Posted - 2009.04.02 20:41:00 - [2] Edited by: CrimsonLobo on 02/04/2009 20:41:57 First Edit: Nice, i hear some people are into Sharting
Drunk Driver Gallente Aliastra	Posted - 2009.04.02 20:41:00 - [3] You need help....
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir.	Posted - 2009.04.02 20:53:00 - [4] I could have gone my whole life without hearing that story. Corp killboard-How to Kill Logoffskis
endaler Caldari Science and Trade Institute	Posted - 2009.04.02 20:57:00 - [5] Brilliant
CrimsonLobo Caldari Galaxy Punks Axiom Empire	Posted - 2009.04.02 20:57:00 - [6] Yes but it wouldnt have been the same if you had!
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.02 21:13:00 - [7] alternatively, you could have used the restroom when your colon first started rolling instead of holding it in like a girly -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Istvaan Shogaatsu Caldari Guiding Hand Social Club	Posted - 2009.04.02 21:38:00 - [8] Whenever I'm about to rob a corporation, I get massive nervousness-induced diarrhea. I feel your pain, my colon comrade. Can't say I ever had the dedication to pick "keep playing Eve" over "empty my screaming bowels of searing brown goulash" though.
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.02 21:42:00 - [9] one word: laptop -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Jimer Lins Gallente Noir.	Posted - 2009.04.02 22:30:00 - [10] Originally by: Requiescat one word: laptop That would certainly make fleet comms entertaining. "Primary the Abadd- grunt, SLPOARRSH" Corp killboard-How to Kill Logoffskis
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.02 22:38:00 - [11] Originally by: Jimer Lins Originally by: Requiescat one word: laptop That would certainly make fleet comms entertaining. "Primary the Abadd- grunt, SLPOARRSH" who calls ships primary? i use pilot names. -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Nerogk Shorn Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.	Posted - 2009.04.02 23:48:00 - [12] Originally by: Jimer Lins Originally by: Requiescat one word: laptop That would certainly make fleet comms entertaining. "Primary the Abadd- grunt, SLPOARRSH" Oh god, now i want some deviled eggs. And some hot wings... The Bulbasaur Wizard D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.02 23:49:00 - [13] Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Oh god, now i want some deviled eggs. And some hot wings... i feel like i need a shower now. why does this happen so often in c+p? -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Nerogk Shorn Caldari Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.	Posted - 2009.04.03 00:02:00 - [14] Originally by: Requiescat Originally by: Nerogk Shorn Oh god, now i want some deviled eggs. And some hot wings... i feel like i need a shower now. why does this happen so often in c+p? I'm not even kidding. I've been wanting to go to Buffalo Wild Wings for like 3 months now... Man i laughed so much at this thread... Quality. The Bulbasaur Wizard D-F-A-A-B-A-A-S
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.03 00:13:00 - [15] Originally by: Nerogk Shorn I'm not even kidding. I've been wanting to go to Buffalo Wild Wings for like 3 months now... then go, you're a grown-ass man aren't you? -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Intense Thinker Minmatar	Posted - 2009.04.03 01:02:00 - [16] , well while we're all being honest.... Pomp FTW!!!
JordanParey Minmatar Suddenly Ninjas	Posted - 2009.04.03 01:32:00 - [17] Originally by: Diamond Jewel How many times have you been at a gate camp, or waiting for a cyno so you can hotdrop, or roaming into a hostile region? Then mother nature calls and its time for a bio break at the worst possible time. What do you do? Do you leave the fleet and "control q" and make a mad dash for the bathroom? Do you hold it in while you make wierd faces? Or do you let it fly at your computer? Today I had to make this call. I was doing a gate camp in 0.0. We heard scout intel of a 30 man hostile fleet incoming. We had about 25ish in our gang and it was going to be a pretty even and fun fight. For lunch I had eaten a bunch of brats and deviled eggs. My stomach had been upset for a couple hours and I could feel something bubbling. I could tell that this wasn't a normal "prairie dog" or "turtling" situation. It was going to be a violent spray. However, the epic PvP fight was close and I figured I could hold it. My face was distorting and I tried to reposition my bottom on the chair so it gave me the advantage. Something had to give as I was holding in alot of pressure. I figured I could release a little gas to buy me a couple minutes for the PvP fight. As I carefully released a little gas the flood gates opened and I SHARTED!. So here I am, a 43 year old man, and I'm PvP'n in this epic fight with pants full of my own excrement. On top of that, our fleet got wiped. I then went to the bathroom to wipe. I give this man 10/10 for hilarity.
Liitar Project Mayhem Band of Bastards.	Posted - 2009.04.03 02:15:00 - [18] A nice texas catheter solves most problems -> http://www.stadiumpal.com/ And as already mentioned, use a laptop, and make sure VOX is enabled on vent
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.04.03 02:37:00 - [19] Originally by: Liitar And as already mentioned, use a laptop, and make sure VOX is enabled on vent OMG, I had a guy do that to me once on vent. I nearly threw up. I was of course going to leave the mic open as I did it, but I did manage to keep it down. Oh, and pro-tip. Once you have done that to the girl in corp, don't try and pick them up the following day.
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.03 02:41:00 - [20] Originally by: Lana Torrin OMG, I had a guy do that to me once on vent. I nearly threw up. I was of course going to leave the mic open as I did it, but I did manage to keep it down. Oh, and pro-tip. Once you have done that to the girl in corp, don't try and pick them up the following day. what about trying to pick them up the day before? does that work? or better yet how about during? -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.04.03 02:43:00 - [21] Originally by: Requiescat Originally by: Lana Torrin OMG, I had a guy do that to me once on vent. I nearly threw up. I was of course going to leave the mic open as I did it, but I did manage to keep it down. Oh, and pro-tip. Once you have done that to the girl in corp, don't try and pick them up the following day. what about trying to pick them up the day before? does that work? or better yet how about during? During would just be sooooooooooo classy!
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.03 02:48:00 - [22] Originally by: Lana Torrin During would just be sooooooooooo classy! brb, hitting up taco bell. i'll mail you vent details in game -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.04.03 03:02:00 - [23] Originally by: Requiescat Originally by: Lana Torrin During would just be sooooooooooo classy! brb, hitting up taco bell. i'll mail you vent details in game Oh.. bring me back something too.. im sooooooo hungry!
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.03 03:06:00 - [24] Originally by: Lana Torrin Oh.. bring me back something too.. im sooooooo hungry! as long as i don't have to dress up in nacho drag i left that in the past. -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.04.03 03:07:00 - [25] Originally by: Requiescat Originally by: Lana Torrin Oh.. bring me back something too.. im sooooooo hungry! as long as i don't have to dress up in nacho drag i left that in the past. just remove the word nacho.
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.03 03:08:00 - [26] Originally by: Lana Torrin just remove the word nacho. only for you, dear. only for you. -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
General Coochie The Bastards	Posted - 2009.04.03 03:16:00 - [27] Thanks for making my day. Awesome Got Cooch?, solo PvP movie
Major Stallion The Dark Horses W A S T E L A N D	Posted - 2009.04.03 03:41:00 - [28] best.troll.ever.
Requiescat Viper Squad Triumvirate.	Posted - 2009.04.03 03:42:00 - [29] Originally by: Major Stallion best.troll.ever. how is this a troll? -+- let's break out the shotguns, we're going to town
TIM GNARKILL Gnarkill INC	Posted - 2009.04.03 05:46:00 - [30] [charles barkley]Oh man, that's just turrable.[/charles barkley] ------- Originally by: Misanth Gnarkill got the best sigs on these forums, c/d?

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