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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3039
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Posted - 2012.05.03 20:04:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:
YEAH!
WHY DIDN'T YOU FIT EXPENSIVE LOOT FOR THE GANKERS TO SALVAGE?!
you're so poor you actually consider a dcII expensive loot
god man maybe i'll throw you a million isk or so when i get home that's bad even for a worthless highsec peasant |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3039
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Posted - 2012.05.03 20:27:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:
A mining ship has no chance of destroying gankers (at least not before CONCORD arrives) so there's no point in tanking it. If they want you dead you will die.
my pathetically impoverished friend, allow me to clue you in: by surviving until concord arrives, you destroy the ganker
if you fit a proper tank, you survive and the ganker dies
i hope this has been helpful to you in explaining the value of a tank |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3039
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Posted - 2012.05.03 20:45:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:
I don't generally bother arguing with Gewns (I can remote rep shields but I can't fix Gewnstupid), but I'll nibble:
If Orca's, which have more base HP than a Hulk's tanked HP are being destroyed, then tanking becomes irrelevant because all it takes is just an extra 1 or 2 blasterboats and you're dead.
I hope this has been helpful to you in explaining why tanking mining barges is dumb.
i can't tell if you're actually this dumb or if you're trolling, but given you're history i'm leaning towards the former
if you are harder to gank you will be ganked less often
now granted, if you're the sort of staffueresque moron who cries so much when you get ganked gankers simply must kill you then you'll die, of course, but otherwise you will die far less often if you've managed to figure out how to tank your hulk than if you are a staffuereque moron who can't figure out how |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3039
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Posted - 2012.05.03 20:46:00 -
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Fendre wrote:And now for something completely different:
I got to this thread because today i got my retriever blown up in a suicide gank and i dont understand it.
I truly wonder why someone wants to waste a destroyer class ship to concord in order to blow up my mining ship? What is the fun in that?
That ship with the strip miners and things cost me about 13 m isk. I can afford that easily. No problem. I wont lose a moment of sleep over it. In fact, i have already replaced it.
I just didnt expect it., because i dont see the point why anyone wants to destroy his own ship in order to blow up mine. Just like that. Nothing more.
As there are so many childish people posting here, this seems to be the good place to ask why you are doing this.
its fun |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3039
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Posted - 2012.05.03 21:01:00 -
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"if someone wants to kill me enough nothing is going to stop them, ergo i'm going to walk through a warzone in shorts and a t-shirt" - a thing Jacob Staffuer , noted for his complete lack of brain damage, actually believes |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3039
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Posted - 2012.05.03 21:02:00 -
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ahahahahahahaha are you serious you don't get how killmails work do you
that npc rat sure did all that damage at once didn't it
also that's a staffueresque tank five destroyers was hilarious overkill |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3039
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Posted - 2012.05.03 21:03:00 -
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that is a horrendous tank and that person deserved the ganking they recieved |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3040
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Posted - 2012.05.03 21:10:00 -
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greetings,
allow me to explain how killmails work to you, a person who certainly does not have brain damage
you see, killmails include all the damage done over any length of time: this perticular killmail has the hulk perma-tanking an npc rat
that npc rat has been doing a constant amount of damage for hours, which is counteracted by the shield regen
however, when the Staffuer-tanked hulk is killed, all that damage (that doesn't at all contribute to the gank) is listed
this is why anyone without severe brain damage would subtract the npc rat damage from the 'total damage done'
seperately anyone who knows how to tank a hulk would roll over laughing at the idea 4 small shield extenders with no invulns or hardeners, no dcII, no reinforced bulkheads, and cargo rigs and expanders was a tank |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3040
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Posted - 2012.05.03 21:11:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:Weaselior wrote:"if someone wants to kill me enough nothing is going to stop them, ergo i'm going to walk through a warzone in shorts and a t-shirt" - a thing Jacob Staffuer , noted for his complete lack of brain damage, actually believes No actual argument? Okay then. Don't let the door hit you on the way out and make sure to wipe my goo off your chin before you kiss your mom goodnight later. Or don't. 
arguments are wasted on those too dumb to understand them: instead, the dumb are subjected to mockery and used as an example to others who might not understand the issue and their Staffueresque flailing and embarassment used to drive home why one ought not eat paint chips |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3040
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Posted - 2012.05.03 21:16:00 -
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for those who have not eaten paint chips: sure, if you irritate a group of gankers by acting like you're people you'll probably get ganked no matter what your tank is
if you have a respectable tank, however, the average ganking team - which is one or two people - will just go gank the people who took Staffuer's advice and decided a tank was unnecessary and rack up a ton more kills in the same time, and ignore you. after all, using five ships to take you down means four less killmails for those fifteen minutes |
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Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3060
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Posted - 2012.05.04 20:41:00 -
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Khanh'rhh wrote:Those are untanked Orcas you massive eejit. Mine has 6 times the EHP. Also, not all of those only one of those is even a suicide gank. Are you this clueless or are you trolling? Holy jesus.
to put this in perspective that guy got 0wnzoned out of another thread when he posted a hulk that took "40,000 damage"...36k of which was from a frigate rat
he doesn't really "get" this game |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3060
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Posted - 2012.05.04 20:42:00 -
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this supposed 40,000 hp hulk had 4x small shield extenders, cargohold expanders, and t2 cargo rigs |
Weaselior
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
3064
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Posted - 2012.05.05 14:06:00 -
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Jacob Staffuer wrote:
You forgot the part where it was an awox and not a suicide gank.
good
now, figure out what's hilariously wrong with two of the three orca killmails you claimed were suicide ganks |
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