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Atiro Kali Caldari Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.06 12:48:00 - [61] Originally by: Gumpy Nighthawk So is this the thread where a corp payed by kenny tries to make the NC look like muppets? WTS 40 dreads, only selling by cash in advance We are not currently being paid by anyone, however if a member of KenZoku (or anyone else for that matter) wishs to place a contract with us they are welcome to contact me in game to set up any arrangements... good idea razor guys, I hadnt even considered some fun merc contracts... Thanks for the idea!
Papita Minmatar The Graduates Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.04.06 13:24:00 - [62] 4 days ago got a meet those guys on m-o, tackled by Lady Thanathos we have some fun with... 1 falcon, 1 vaga (lady) n 1 ishtar on begin... finishing 2 or 3 min later w 1 more falcon, ishtar n a raven funny part was NOBODY comes to help, having on local 2/3 friendly n MM... only a single guy tried to help but was first to die too Originally by: Atiro Kali Never heard of us cause we are brand spanking new... the ironic part to this story is we all just came form MM. Once we realized wot failboat carebear miners you all are we thought "hey killing MM will be fun" I got same feeling right on 2nd day in new corp (prolly ima going to be kicked cos that )
Ice Fist Amarr Internal Anarchy	Posted - 2009.04.06 14:06:00 - [63] Posting in a refreshing "non-goon chestbeating" thread. I thought it was a nice story. Leave your 500 mil CAOD posting fee in Goon's mailbox, and then do a little ritualistic chant and dance/flash a shiny object to appease/distract the trolls.
Atiro Kali Caldari Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.06 14:30:00 - [64] Originally by: Papita 4 days ago got a meet those guys on m-o, tackled by Lady Thanathos we have some fun with... 1 falcon, 1 vaga (lady) n 1 ishtar on begin... finishing 2 or 3 min later w 1 more falcon, ishtar n a raven funny part was NOBODY comes to help, having on local 2/3 friendly n MM... only a single guy tried to help but was first to die too Originally by: Atiro Kali Never heard of us cause we are brand spanking new... the ironic part to this story is we all just came form MM. Once we realized wot failboat carebear miners you all are we thought "hey killing MM will be fun" I got same feeling right on 2nd day in new corp (prolly ima going to be kicked cos that ) Yea be careful cause the severe dictatorship of MM doesnt allow you to talk, fight or fly where you wanna.... make sure to clear all future posts with Vuk before uttering a word cause thats grounds for immediate dismissal in the games most powerful mining alliance ever (well maybe D2 was slightly better set up and much more organized but you get the reference...)
RaVeN Soulstrike Caldari Industrial Coalition Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.06 14:42:00 - [65] Originally by: Ice Fist Posting in a refreshing "non-goon chestbeating" thread. I thought it was a nice story. Leave your 500 mil CAOD posting fee in Goon's mailbox, and then do a little ritualistic chant and dance/flash a shiny object to appease/distract the trolls. LMAO. /signed
Ishbuanium Gallente Black Skull Legion No Apology	Posted - 2009.04.06 16:54:00 - [66] Originally by: Ice Fist Posting in a refreshing "non-goon chestbeating" thread. I thought it was a nice story. Leave your 500 mil CAOD posting fee in Goon's mailbox, and then do a little ritualistic chant and dance/flash a shiny object to appease/distract the trolls. So does this mean you can translate it for the rest of us?
Lady Thanatos Minmatar Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.06 17:59:00 - [67] Originally by: Ishbuanium Originally by: Ice Fist Posting in a refreshing "non-goon chestbeating" thread. I thought it was a nice story. Leave your 500 mil CAOD posting fee in Goon's mailbox, and then do a little ritualistic chant and dance/flash a shiny object to appease/distract the trolls. So does this mean you can translate it for the rest of us? As of this moment there is no Newb to Troll dictionary out. The last dictionary published for the betterment of forum reading was burned in the Great Delve Invasion, when Goons sacked I1Y. As of right now, you just have to squint really hard and try not have your brain explode. I will be working on a translation momentarily however, it may be delayed due to the 'I am a poor ass' factor. To speed up the writing process of this great piece of work please send isk to me.
Atiro Kali Caldari Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.06 19:20:00 - [68] Originally by: Lady Thanatos Originally by: Ishbuanium Originally by: Ice Fist Posting in a refreshing "non-goon chestbeating" thread. I thought it was a nice story. Leave your 500 mil CAOD posting fee in Goon's mailbox, and then do a little ritualistic chant and dance/flash a shiny object to appease/distract the trolls. So does this mean you can translate it for the rest of us? As of this moment there is no Newb to Troll dictionary out. The last dictionary published for the betterment of forum reading was burned in the Great Delve Invasion, when Goons sacked I1Y. As of right now, you just have to squint really hard and try not have your brain explode. I will be working on a translation momentarily however, it may be delayed due to the 'I am a poor ass' factor. To speed up the writing process of this great piece of work please send isk to me. No no no LT I will translate it for those of poor english backgrounds in a simplified silly way that even trolls can understand. We came and ganked an expensive T2 BS from one of Shiva's titan pilots (he really should have been in his titan down in delve anyways shouldnt he?) and this caused a great uproar in MM's leadership cause not more then a few minutes later thet blobbed the M-O gate with pilots and ships and 6-8 large bubbles in order to teach us pests a lesson... They managed to kill one teir 2 battleship. Strange that so many pilots were available to defend their beloved M-O (an area the Alliance leader wants to have made into low sec btw) and not down in delve helping goonies kill off BoB.... hmmm
Lady Thanatos Minmatar Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.06 19:27:00 - [69] Originally by: Atiro Kali Originally by: Lady Thanatos Originally by: Ishbuanium Originally by: Ice Fist Posting in a refreshing "non-goon chestbeating" thread. I thought it was a nice story. Leave your 500 mil CAOD posting fee in Goon's mailbox, and then do a little ritualistic chant and dance/flash a shiny object to appease/distract the trolls. So does this mean you can translate it for the rest of us? As of this moment there is no Newb to Troll dictionary out. The last dictionary published for the betterment of forum reading was burned in the Great Delve Invasion, when Goons sacked I1Y. As of right now, you just have to squint really hard and try not have your brain explode. I will be working on a translation momentarily however, it may be delayed due to the 'I am a poor ass' factor. To speed up the writing process of this great piece of work please send isk to me. No no no LT I will translate it for those of poor english backgrounds in a simplified silly way that even trolls can understand. We came and ganked an expensive T2 BS from one of Shiva's titan pilots (he really should have been in his titan down in delve anyways shouldnt he?) and this caused a great uproar in MM's leadership cause not more then a few minutes later thet blobbed the M-O gate with pilots and ships and 6-8 large bubbles in order to teach us pests a lesson... They managed to kill one teir 2 battleship. Strange that so many pilots were available to defend their beloved M-O (an area the Alliance leader wants to have made into low sec btw) and not down in delve helping goonies kill off BoB.... hmmm Well they actually came to low-sec, on the 0.0 gate and brought carriers. Having 3 HIC's on the field plus assorted random ships they tried to primary me first, failing that. They tried moving their DPS elsewhere. That is when we realized no one in our gang was being warp scrambled, save for Michal Kaczev. We then made the executive decision, since Michal often times played crappy 80's music into our comms whenever he spoke, to sacrifice one for the sake of many. It worked, we all warped out and left our hapless raven pilot stranded on a gate. May this be a lesson to all! Don't fly ravens in PVP, and don't play crappy 80's music into voice comms, amen.
Atiro Kali Caldari Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.06 19:55:00 - [70] yea playing 80's big hair band music in coms is a capitol offense so let me thank MM now for carrying out that most deserved punishment! Interesting though that MM PvP'ed in low sec.... Isnt that what pirates do?
EliteSlave Minmatar Macabre Votum Morsus Mihi	Posted - 2009.04.07 19:36:00 - [71] Hmm I fail to see any point to this thread, thus locked. /me reports thread to Applebottom.
Michal Kaczev Caldari Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.07 20:13:00 - [72] Hey, I like playing 80's music.... Plus the Falcon pilot was suppose to jamm them Anyways... Yarrrr
Shinma Apollo Caldari Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.07 20:31:00 - [73] Originally by: Lipix Originally by: KOTH Fluf Originally by: Shinma Apollo Also, lipix being boneheaded is like Koth whining about 'the end being nigh' just sayin' Shinma, Shut up and play bro. Fluf they think I'm scared to DD. Slap to sense into your empire brethren Heh, comeon Koth it was right there! Still much love to ya my doomsaying breathern, we'll always have our days of trolling LD on morsus-fc. As to the ex-MV guys. I think I can speak on behalf of RAWR and say, "Thanks!" I'm sure no one in the alliance is going to miss guys like you given how you carry on.
Lady Thanatos Minmatar Maia Syndicate Dominatus Atrum Mortis	Posted - 2009.04.09 00:01:00 - [74] Originally by: Shinma Apollo Heh, comeon Koth it was right there! Still much love to ya my doomsaying breathern, we'll always have our days of trolling LD on morsus-fc. As to the ex-MV guys. I think I can speak on behalf of RAWR and say, "Thanks!" I'm sure no one in the alliance is going to miss guys like you given how you carry on. I am sure they feel the same way about you as well Shinma. At least we pay them conjugal visits once in a while, they do get lonely up there. Where have you been?
Phelan Lore Caldari Sniggerdly Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.04.09 00:11:00 - [75] Result of the doomsday on the Taisy gate -
Velanth Caldari Blood Works Inc. Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2009.04.09 08:27:00 - [76] You should hang out with us in Venal, it's nice and sunny here.

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