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Michal Kaczev
Caldari
Maia Syndicate
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 05:50:00 -
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Edited by: Michal Kaczev on 05/04/2009 05:55:38
Today an ôEpic Dayö in Morsus Mihi historyà Earlier in the day ôweö referring to the DAM alliance had been camping M-O for a good period of time. After a few hours of pawning the meager forces of Morsus Mihi and pets we decided to take a rest and do our pirate duties of ransoming and making peoplesÆ lives a misery. Our scout in M-O, literally 2 minutes after our leave, spots Lipix (MM Avatar Pilot) in his Redeemer that warped to the gate BUT!! Got stuck in his Alliance mate's own drag bubble... instead of warping out Lipix stays cloaked in the vicinity of the bubbleà we go for the de-cloak and BAM! Point on Redeemer! After a short time of pew pewing we notice that a thorax and our small tackle wonÆt do the job so we call in for some heavier stuffà his tank begins to fail when the heavy support gets thereà fear of reinforcements coming from the jump bridge we try to hurry it up but no one arrives except a few battleships in which theyà wellà fail to kill usà BOOM Black Ops down! We politely ask Lipix to come and doomsday us but he refuses stating itÆs a ôWaste of Helium Isoàö OK have it your way. After a couple of hours of camping M-O on and off we see local rising a bit and well there is Lipix!! In what you ask?! Abaddon named Avatar! Classic! Outnumbered, we pulled back into Taisyà shortly after our FC says Lipix wants to ôtangoö so we grab our RR ships and head to face the mighty foe. Remind you that Morsus Mihi is NOT allowed to pew pew in low secà because well their masters tell them not to. Lipix is engaged on the M-O gate and then pops a cyno! Realizing that capitals are on the way we say ôScrew itö and keep on fighting due to the ô3ö PhobosÆ on the gate that jumped in from M-O. Archon, and Thantos jumps into us on a gate in Low Sec! Damn these guys love us :P after repping our BS that was getting primary we decide to warp out and save whoever we can since the carriers started repping the mighty foe ([ 2009.04.05 04:40:56 ] Lipix > big deal, carriers are in triage.) Due to the epic fail ô3ö PhobosÆ put a point on my raven only and the rest of my buddies warped out safelyà 2 carriers, BS Supprt, Tackle, and HICÆs but they only tackle 1! of our battleships. After the super SMACK ATTACK in Taisy Local we come to conclude that Morsus Mihi does not know how to use warp disruptors. We quickly scrambled to buy T1 and T2 disruptors (being kind) and began contracting them to the MM members in Taisy, also offering complementary pvp lessons on 'How To Tackle'... Next time that you or your friends visit Tribute donÆt be hesitant, warp off if you encounter too much blobage, becuase most likely they donÆt have a point on youà Obviously Morsus Mihi defies their leader by pew pewing in low sec! Darn Pirates! AND! sitting in Tribute while their gallant brothers fight the GBC down South.
Still waiting Lipix! Stayed tuned for when Lipix brings the heat! 
Michal Kaczev
Random Pirate
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Lady Thanatos
Minmatar
Maia Syndicate
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 05:57:00 -
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Vuk Lau's response captured on video
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EnragedChipmunk
Caldari
Blood Phage Syndicate
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 05:57:00 -
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A redeemer brought down by esentially a thorax, vaga, and falcon in their own sov on their main entrance system... beautiful.
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Yarik Mendel
Amarr
Privateers
Privateer Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:00:00 -
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Redeemer kill thread?
NOICE! CAOD BACK TO ITS ROOTS!
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RaVeN Soulstrike
Caldari
Industrial Coalition
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:01:00 -
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Edited by: RaVeN Soulstrike on 05/04/2009 06:02:50
:)
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SavageBastard
Caldari
Igneus Auctorita
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:16:00 -
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 Originally by: EnragedChipmunk
A redeemer brought down by esentially a thorax, vaga, and falcon in their own sov on their main entrance system... beautiful.
Wow even with that huge Sov tank bonus?
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mynnna
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:28:00 -
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The only epic fail here is that you think this is thread-worthy. 
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Lady Thanatos
Minmatar
Maia Syndicate
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:34:00 -
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Originally by: mynnna
The only epic fail here is that you think this is thread-worthy.
I forgot, let me post this on a forum that I have to pay to be a part of.
Next time we will pay our dues to the Goonswarm forum gods, that judge which thread is worthy and which is not. We will have our sacrificial baby ready to offer up to the Goonswarm forum gods, and may this sacrifice be worthy to approve of this thread.
Or we could really not give a ****, and keep on gloating.
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RaVeN Soulstrike
Caldari
Industrial Coalition
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:36:00 -
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I'm sorry, who invited the goonies to this party? Make them do the truffle shuffle or some crap.
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Dathremar
Caldari
The Maverick Navy
PuPPet MasTers
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:37:00 -
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Originally by: mynnna
The only epic fail here is that you think this is thread-worthy.
Yes because all Goon threads are "thread" worthy.
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Lizhia Birath
Minmatar
Rogue Industrial Group
The Fifth Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:43:00 -
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Hey I tried reading the op. Could someone please give a tl;dr and readable version?
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Kaitou Shiroi
Gallente
Hakata Group
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:45:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Thanatos
Originally by: mynnna
The only epic fail here is that you think this is thread-worthy.
I forgot, let me post this on a forum that I have to pay to be a part of.
Quoting for awesomeness.
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Unless specifically stated otherwise, the opinions expressed in my posts do not reflect those held by my corporation or alliance.
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Zell Shadowcast
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:45:00 -
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Hey....wait....what
i think that wall of text is from a lowsec pirate or something.
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ThorTheGreat
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:49:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Thanatos
Originally by: mynnna
The only epic fail here is that you think this is thread-worthy.
I forgot, let me post this on a forum that I have to pay to be a part of.
Next time we will pay our dues to the Goonswarm forum gods, that judge which thread is worthy and which is not. We will have our sacrificial baby ready to offer up to the Goonswarm forum gods, and may this sacrifice be worthy to approve of this thread.
Or we could really not give a ****, and keep on gloating.
Your request has been received and I am sorry to inform you that we cannot approve this at this time. Unfortunately your posting capabilities far well below our threshold of acceptable awfulness. Please desist immediately.
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Lexa Hellfury
Caldari
Oedipus Complex
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: RaVeN Soulstrike
I'm sorry, who invited the goonies to this party?
You're posting in CAOD
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Lexa Hellfury
Caldari
Oedipus Complex
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:50:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
You're posting
Oh hey, I think I figured out where you went wrong.
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Lexa Hellfury
Caldari
Oedipus Complex
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:51:00 -
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Originally by: Lizhia Birath
Hey I tried reading the op. Could someone please give a tl;dr and readable version?
Someone killed a battleship.
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Zell Shadowcast
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:53:00 -
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Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Lizhia Birath
Hey I tried reading the op. Could someone please give a tl;dr and readable version?
Someone killed a battleship.
Really? i read the op like 3 times and didn't get that.
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Lexa Hellfury
Caldari
Oedipus Complex
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:54:00 -
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Originally by: Zell Shadowcast
Originally by: Lexa Hellfury
Originally by: Lizhia Birath
Hey I tried reading the op. Could someone please give a tl;dr and readable version?
Someone killed a battleship.
Really? i read the op like 3 times and didn't get that.
You didn't unfocus your eyes enough.
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Lady Thanatos
Minmatar
Maia Syndicate
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 06:54:00 -
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Originally by: ThorTheGreat
Originally by: Lady Thanatos
Originally by: mynnna
The only epic fail here is that you think this is thread-worthy.
I forgot, let me post this on a forum that I have to pay to be a part of.
Next time we will pay our dues to the Goonswarm forum gods, that judge which thread is worthy and which is not. We will have our sacrificial baby ready to offer up to the Goonswarm forum gods, and may this sacrifice be worthy to approve of this thread.
Or we could really not give a ****, and keep on gloating.
Your request has been received and I am sorry to inform you that we cannot approve this at this time. Unfortunately your posting capabilities far well below our threshold of acceptable awfulness. Please desist immediately.
This may be the very last time I attempt to post a thread different than something related to Sir Molle, and the goons dancing around his thread.
I am now more aware of the Goonswarm forum rules, thank you for the update!
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DeBleu14
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.05 07:42:00 -
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can someone please tell me what the hell is going on in that op
that's the most formidable wall of text I've ever seen
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Lipix
Amarr
Shiva
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.04.05 07:47:00 -
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MM Surrenders to DAM and will be dissolving our alliance after handing over all our space to DAM, they're just... too...... powerfull... arrgghh....
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Lady Thanatos
Minmatar
Maia Syndicate
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 07:48:00 -
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Originally by: Lipix
MM Surrenders to DAM and will be dissolving our alliance after handing over all our space to DAM, they're just... too...... powerfull... arrgghh....
We will provide all of you with a temporary NAP to evacuate all items, and ships from tribute space. We thank you for understanding our true power and bowing down to your new overlords.
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DeBleu14
Caldari
GoonFleet
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.05 07:54:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Thanatos
Originally by: Lipix
We will provide all of you with a temporary NAP to evacuate all items, and ships from tribute space. We thank you for understanding our true power and bowing down to your new overlords.
oh yeah I remember you from yesterday, you tried to gank my t1 caracal in deadspace and couldn't even get a web on me hahahah
shame you didn't blow me to smithereens the fittings I had on that bad boy coulda netted you a whole 90k in Jita
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Laura Baretta
Minmatar
Excidium.
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Posted - 2009.04.05 08:17:00 -
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Just because some thread doesn't interest you doesn't mean you have to post in it. Not all threads in CAOD are about Goon ***gotry. Now gtfo and back to your blobb little drones.
If no one else posts any threads apart from the Blob warfare its no wonder CAOD is such a boring place. I wanna read more about whats happening in other regions of the universe from big conflicts to small skirmishes.
To the OP, nice kill. I guess it shows how (over)confident MM is in their own space. I bet if you hang around you will snag some more nice kills.
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Doc Oxley
Minmatar
Di-Tron Heavy Industries
Atlas Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.05 08:27:00 -
[26]
Originally by: Michal Kaczev
Edited by: Michal Kaczev on 05/04/2009 05:55:38
Today an ôEpic Dayö in Morsus Mihi historyà Earlier in the day ôweö referring to the DAM alliance had been camping M-O for a good period of time. After a few hours of pawning the meager forces of Morsus Mihi and pets we decided to take a rest and do our pirate duties of ransoming and making peoplesÆ lives a misery. Our scout in M-O, literally 2 minutes after our leave, spots Lipix (MM Avatar Pilot) in his Redeemer that warped to the gate BUT!! Got stuck in his Alliance mate's own drag bubble... instead of warping out Lipix stays cloaked in the vicinity of the bubbleà we go for the de-cloak and BAM! Point on Redeemer! After a short time of pew pewing we notice that a thorax and our small tackle wonÆt do the job so we call in for some heavier stuffà his tank begins to fail when the heavy support gets thereà fear of reinforcements coming from the jump bridge we try to hurry it up but no one arrives except a few battleships in which theyà wellà fail to kill usà BOOM Black Ops down! We politely ask Lipix to come and doomsday us but he refuses stating itÆs a ôWaste of Helium Isoàö OK have it your way. After a couple of hours of camping M-O on and off we see local rising a bit and well there is Lipix!! In what you ask?! Abaddon named Avatar! Classic! Outnumbered, we pulled back into Taisyà shortly after our FC says Lipix wants to ôtangoö so we grab our RR ships and head to face the mighty foe. Remind you that Morsus Mihi is NOT allowed to pew pew in low secà because well their masters tell them not to. Lipix is engaged on the M-O gate and then pops a cyno! Realizing that capitals are on the way we say ôScrew itö and keep on fighting due to the ô3ö PhobosÆ on the gate that jumped in from M-O. Archon, and Thantos jumps into us on a gate in Low Sec! Damn these guys love us :P after repping our BS that was getting primary we decide to warp out and save whoever we can since the carriers started repping the mighty foe ([ 2009.04.05 04:40:56 ] Lipix > big deal, carriers are in triage.) Due to the epic fail ô3ö PhobosÆ put a point on my raven only and the rest of my buddies warped out safelyà 2 carriers, BS Supprt, Tackle, and HICÆs but they only tackle 1! of our battleships. After the super SMACK ATTACK in Taisy Local we come to conclude that Morsus Mihi does not know how to use warp disruptors. We quickly scrambled to buy T1 and T2 disruptors (being kind) and began contracting them to the MM members in Taisy, also offering complementary pvp lessons on 'How To Tackle'... Next time that you or your friends visit Tribute donÆt be hesitant, warp off if you encounter too much blobage, becuase most likely they donÆt have a point on youà Obviously Morsus Mihi defies their leader by pew pewing in low sec! Darn Pirates! AND! sitting in Tribute while their gallant brothers fight the GBC down South.
Still waiting Lipix! Stayed tuned for when Lipix brings the heat!
Michal Kaczev
Random Pirate
You must be new around here.
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Admiral Frools
Caldari
The Illuminati.
Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.04.05 08:35:00 -
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Don't listen to all the whiners bro I thought this was a pretty cool story, you should keep posting, but next time can you make some more paragraphs and use less exclamation marks? Cheers 
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Chelou
Gallente
Airborne Assassins
United Manufacturing and Technology Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.05 08:36:00 -
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Originally by: Lady Thanatos
Vuk Lau's response captured on video
signed !
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Varalonia
Minmatar
Maia Syndicate
Dominatus Atrum Mortis
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Posted - 2009.04.05 08:51:00 -
[29]
Great job guys; typical I go to bed & this is what you do! To Morsus Mihi, shouldn't you be down south? You need to read your alliance mail - afterall that's what we do
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BogWopit
Amarr
The Arrow Project
Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.04.05 09:08:00 -
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come back and post when you catch one of our gate camping motherships tbh
sensible question though, when did you move into lonetrek? never heard of you.
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