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Shinma Apollo Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.12 00:26:00 - [1] So, here's the story, we've got a contract. Got a noob alt that's keeping eye on some wartargets as we move in. We're playing with them in local. So, numbnuts in a hyperion decides he's had enough. He's like, "** YOU NOOB ALT" and fires. Our pro-ibis pilot, pulling 16 Gs evades, and turns to engage, and evades the onslaught of death and runs through the exhaust pipe and loks the power core and pow pow pow. Down goes numbnuts; our ibis, bruised but still intact, celebrates as princess leia kisses him. Concord comes to see the victory. [ 2009.04.11 22:49:49 ] Klingon Bob > i done my intel on ya and ya laughing stock of merc circles Originally by:** CCP Mitnal Let's not go near moderation discussion. However, if the excuse involved role-playing Zorro, this did get full marks for creativity
RaV1N Caldari Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.12 00:28:00 - [2] Edited by: RaV1N on 12/04/2009 00:32:10 Edited by: RaV1N on 12/04/2009 00:30:53 2009.04.11 21:11 Victim: XXXXXX Corp: XXXXXX Alliance: XXXXXXXXX Faction: NONE Destroyed: Hyperion System: Sosh Security: 0.5 Damage Taken: 26749 Involved parties: Name: CONCORD Police Commander / CONCORD Damage Done: 14051 Name: Amarr Sentry Gun / Amarr Navy Damage Done: 12698 Name: captain cutthroat (laid the final blow) Security: 0.0 Corp: Shut Up And Play Alliance: None Faction: NONE Ship: Impairor Weapon: Impairor Damage Done: 0 Destroyed items: Void L, Qty: 348 Ion Blaster Cannon II Ion Blaster Cannon II Cap Booster 800 Medium Capacitor Booster II Target Painter I Warp Scrambler II Large Armor Repairer II Large Armor Repairer II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Anti-Explosive Pump I Auxiliary Nano Pump I, Qty: 2 Hammerhead I, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay) Dropped items: Ion Blaster Cannon II Ion Blaster Cannon II Ion Blaster Cannon II Ion Blaster Cannon II Ion Blaster Cannon II Ion Blaster Cannon II Void L, Qty: 580 Medium Capacitor Booster II Cap Booster 800 Stasis Webifier II Damage Control II Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane II Cap Booster 800, Qty: 19 (Cargo) Void L, Qty: 1076 (Cargo) Hammerhead I, Qty: 6 (Drone Bay) People laugh at us? Laugh? guys? GUYS?! Edit: name of noob pilot was changed to reflect the true identity of those involved
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.	Posted - 2009.04.12 00:33:00 - [3] Appallingly offensive as a story, as a thread, and as a post. I mean, just...
Crudamus Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.12 00:41:00 - [4] Humm. At lest kill the dude if your going to shoot at him.
Xianbei	Posted - 2009.04.13 15:56:00 - [5] Originally by: Shinma Apollo So, here's the story, we've got a contract. Got a noob alt that's keeping eye on some wartargets as we move in. We're playing with them in local. So, numbnuts in a hyperion decides he's had enough. He's like, "**** YOU NOOB ALT" and fires. Our pro-ibis pilot, pulling 16 Gs evades, and turns to engage, and evades the onslaught of death and runs through the exhaust pipe and loks the power core and pow pow pow. Down goes numbnuts; our ibis, bruised but still intact, celebrates as princess leia kisses him. Concord comes to see the victory. [ 2009.04.11 22:49:49 ] Klingon Bob > i done my intel on ya and ya laughing stock of merc circles politely requesting a native english version please
Mickey Simon Noir.	Posted - 2009.04.13 16:21:00 - [6] Originally by: Xianbei politely requesting a native english version please Klingon Bob lost a Hyperion to Concorde while trying to shoot an Ibis. Ibis got away. Klingon Bob sucks. I'm also available for audio books.
Lyris Nairn Caldari Empyrean Shipping	Posted - 2009.04.13 16:26:00 - [7] Originally by: Mickey Simon Originally by: Xianbei politely requesting a native english version please Klingon Bob lost a Hyperion to Concorde while trying to shoot an Ibis. Ibis got away. Klingon Bob sucks. I'm also available for audio books. /swoon
Sun Clausewitz	Posted - 2009.04.13 18:03:00 - [8] Originally by: Mickey Simon Originally by: Xianbei politely requesting a native english version please Klingon Bob lost a Hyperion to Concorde while trying to shoot an Ibis. Ibis got away. Klingon Bob sucks. I'm also available for audio books. Audio books are sweet
Count MonteCarlo Genos Occidere The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.04.13 18:17:00 - [9] Klingon bob's local smack is allways hillarious, no idea if he was trolling or if he's that stupid, one thing for sure though, chain of chaos sucks, not sure what their playstyle against you guys are, but after losing a few ships they started to adapt by station hugging with carriers / pos hugging all day long Sig made by Shigsy SEE THE SIG IN FULL SIZE
VoiceInTheDesert Zebra Corp Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2009.04.13 18:31:00 - [10] Edited by: VoiceInTheDesert on 13/04/2009 18:32:16 Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Klingon bob's local smack is allways hillarious, no idea if he was trolling or if he's that stupid, one thing for sure though, chain of chaos sucks, not sure what their playstyle against you guys are, but after losing a few ships they started to adapt by station hugging with carriers / pos hugging all day long Lol. All you did was hit and run all day with 4 damage mod, suicide fits. Epic skillz there. You wouldn't engage any more than one of us at a time with 4 or 5 suicide gank ships, so of course we used ships with big tanks. Whine more "mercenary." As for smacking, 95% of your members have more **** coming out of their mouths than a lesbian on youtube. Also, this kill cannot be found anywhere on BC...proof?
Dizeezer Velar Caldari League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees	Posted - 2009.04.13 18:57:00 - [11] Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Klingon bob's local smack is allways hillarious, no idea if he was trolling or if he's that stupid, one thing for sure though, chain of chaos sucks, not sure what their playstyle against you guys are, but after losing a few ships they started to adapt by station hugging with carriers / pos hugging all day long I have good mates in Chains of Chaos and according to the killboards they gave you guys a good run for your money. Then again, they said that you guys sucked and hid in stations most of the time, so I suppose everyone is chewing on sour apples that are supposed to make their e-peens grow.
Bai ZongTong Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.04.13 19:14:00 - [12] Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert Lol. All you did was hit and run all day with 4 damage mod, suicide fits. please teach me how i can fit 4 damage mods on my ranis... :/ ---
Cyrdax Provehito In Altum	Posted - 2009.04.13 19:22:00 - [13] in light of this thread i have elected to change my corp's business from professional mercenary work to the manufacture and sale of haterade --- tv where the horn goes, boy can you top that? recruiting / contracting
Count MonteCarlo Genos Occidere The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.04.13 19:39:00 - [14] Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert Edited by: VoiceInTheDesert on 13/04/2009 18:32:16 Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Klingon bob's local smack is allways hillarious, no idea if he was trolling or if he's that stupid, one thing for sure though, chain of chaos sucks, not sure what their playstyle against you guys are, but after losing a few ships they started to adapt by station hugging with carriers / pos hugging all day long Lol. All you did was hit and run all day with 4 damage mod, suicide fits. Epic skillz there. You wouldn't engage any more than one of us at a time with 4 or 5 suicide gank ships, so of course we used ships with big tanks. Whine more "mercenary." As for smacking, 95% of your members have more **** coming out of their mouths than a lesbian on youtube. We had no other choice at the time, I had a friend that had an alt in coc and he told me that their policy at the time was to station hug unless they could guarantee a win, using guerilla tactics succesfully does take skill, bro Sig made by Shigsy SEE THE SIG IN FULL SIZE
Dizeezer Velar Caldari League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees	Posted - 2009.04.13 19:39:00 - [15] Originally by: Bai ZongTong Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert Lol. All you did was hit and run all day with 4 damage mod, suicide fits. please teach me how i can fit 4 damage mods on my ranis... :/ skill up nub!
Bai ZongTong Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.04.13 19:53:00 - [16] Originally by: Dizeezer Velar Originally by: Bai ZongTong Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert Lol. All you did was hit and run all day with 4 damage mod, suicide fits. please teach me how i can fit 4 damage mods on my ranis... :/ skill up nub! which skill shud i train to get 4th low slot on my ranis? ---
Dizeezer Velar Caldari League of Disgruntled Fast Food Employees	Posted - 2009.04.13 21:08:00 - [17] Originally by: Bai ZongTong Originally by: Dizeezer Velar Originally by: Bai ZongTong Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert Lol. All you did was hit and run all day with 4 damage mod, suicide fits. please teach me how i can fit 4 damage mods on my ranis... :/ skill up nub! which skill shud i train to get 4th low slot on my ranis? skill of pwnodynamics
VoiceInTheDesert Zebra Corp Circle-Of-Two	Posted - 2009.04.13 21:22:00 - [18] Edited by: VoiceInTheDesert on 13/04/2009 21:23:19 Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Originally by: VoiceInTheDesert Edited by: VoiceInTheDesert on 13/04/2009 18:32:16 Originally by: Count MonteCarlo Klingon bob's local smack is allways hillarious, no idea if he was trolling or if he's that stupid, one thing for sure though, chain of chaos sucks, not sure what their playstyle against you guys are, but after losing a few ships they started to adapt by station hugging with carriers / pos hugging all day long Lol. All you did was hit and run all day with 4 damage mod, suicide fits. Epic skillz there. You wouldn't engage any more than one of us at a time with 4 or 5 suicide gank ships, so of course we used ships with big tanks. Whine more "mercenary." As for smacking, 95% of your members have more ** coming out of their mouths than a lesbian on youtube. We had no other choice at the time, I had a friend that had an alt in coc and he told me that their policy at the time was to station hug unless they could guarantee a win, using guerilla tactics succesfully does take skill, bro An alt eh? I won't deny that there is some skill in TFS, but I your smack was incredibly irritating. If you're a merc corp and get hired to fight someone, you can't *** about how they choose to conduct the war. Also, whoever your "spy" was obviously wasn't very good, because we didn't have "orders" in nawti at all. People use ships and engage as they see fit. After a while, it became clear that you had little interest in engaging a fleet (the one time you did, you all ran away) and only wanted to suicide high value ships to boost your kb stats. Once we established that, we refused to engage in low-tank ships and you got butthurt because your easy kills were gone. It's really upsetting really, cause for the most part, I enjoyed the pvp against TFS. But all the smack and tears when we chose not to play the game your way or give you easy ganks made it less fun. And to the SUAP pilots, I'm still waiting for proof.
Count MonteCarlo Genos Occidere The Gurlstas Associates	Posted - 2009.04.13 22:01:00 - [19] The main way to fight a superior enemy without blobbing is to use guerilla tactics, and it kept you guys docked up most of the time, it obviously worked, your kb went quiet, and the people who hired us stopped dying to you, but it became boring, also I would try to get some toe to toe fights with coc, but when 4 bs's ran from my maelstrom + Hyperion, I just facepalmed, engaging chain of chaos is really similar to engaging pet alliances in 0.0 also alt wasn't really a spy, he was a genuine member and didn't help us Sig made by Shigsy SEE THE SIG IN FULL SIZE
RaV1N Caldari Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.13 22:10:00 - [20] If you would like to check our KB we always post everything, we have never fabricated a kill mail entirely. As stated in my post the kill mail was slightly changed to give credit to the pilot that was controlling said alt at the time. The victim is real, this incident took place, those who know the pilot may ask him themselves. The only thing that was changed as I said was the name of the noob alt. The victim in this incident was not Klingon Bob but a member of a CoC pet alliance. Our pilots have kept themselves to a high standard and we seem to be causing some frustration which is good PR for us I guess. The quote from Klingon Bob was kept because shortly after this incident took place he claimed that CoC was moving the target alliance and that we would have to move through CoC to engage them. On the 12/4/2009 @ 2340 hours we moved to engage the target alliance, CoC and other coalition pets. The results are on the KB and it is 100% accurate and assured by API sink, no one on our board can lie, not even us.
Shinma Apollo Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.14 00:05:00 - [21] Originally by: RaV1N On the 12/4/2009 @ 2340 hours we moved to engage the target alliance, CoC and other coalition pets. The results are on the KB and it is 100% accurate and assured by API sink, no one on our board can lie, not even us. Actually, when I post the mails manually, you'll notice you always do 0 damage. It's my way of saying stop flying caldari you stupid nub. Originally by: CCP Mitnal Let's not go near moderation discussion. However, if the excuse involved role-playing Zorro, this did get full marks for creativity
RaV1N Caldari Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.14 00:08:00 - [22] See what I have to put up with? Amateurs, just a bunch of bloody amateurs!
General Paul Atomic Heroes Chain of Chaos	Posted - 2009.04.14 00:25:00 - [23] you'll swallow your words when Rav1n deploys in his close range brawler falcon (CCP give caldari a brake ffs) chiming in to say thank you for the interest, noir. odd to see you smacking and getting ur facts wrong, gur1stas association not sure who you are but your 14 % efficient on our kboard so im assuming ratters/miners? Ive spotted the inconsitency in the thread btw, here you are smacking caldari pilots,yet at the start its your pro-ibis getting all the glory.
Ragenoth Big Chubby - Give it a Rub	Posted - 2009.04.14 03:00:00 - [24] Oh its our good friends at IEG. Good to see they still like faction fitting their ships.
Mickey Simon Noir.	Posted - 2009.04.14 04:13:00 - [25] Originally by: General Paul noir. odd to see you smacking and getting ur facts wrong My post wasn't intended as smack. I was merely paraphrasing the OP as requested. I have nfi who Klingon Bob is, nor do I really care
Crudamus Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.14 08:45:00 - [26] I am lost here!! Someone is at war with CoC??? I know we are not, but we are at war with one of the pets. Here is what happend. One of our WT hyp attacked our nuetral alt scout and he got concorded. (WOW smart) We then had our first fight with this group aabout 5 mins later. After murdering these dudes thier overlords CoC came to local chat which ended with us lawling at Klingon bob. He told us that CoC would hire SHut up and play to fight them. We said sure! Money to fight, thats what we are all about. Who wants to pay 100m war dec fee.... Not Me. Then CoC said they would kick our a** in low sec even with gate guns. They then continued saying what a crap group we are, and how much homework they have done on us. They where inviting us to come shot them, but the convo ended with "you don't know where we are" What the heck? You want to fight us but yet you will not tell us where to fight you at. Anways we found them. They lose -7 BS 1 CS 5 BC 4 Cruiser 1 SB We lost -1 BS Also i want to add that one of those BS is not on our bords becuase he deagroed and jumped into high sec, concord meet him. Oh also, they had 3 carriers. Meh. And there best smack is..... SO?
Crudamus Shut Up And Play	Posted - 2009.04.14 09:47:00 - [27] Oh this just in. We attacked a WT pos and there overlords came to rep it. This is what was said in local after shut up and play killed a indy outside arming the tower with new mods. [09:25:07] Klingon Bob > dont it suck when ya cant shoot the reppers? Sadly, we did not kill him, he warped with 10% structor left. But we did kill his CoC corp buddie just as that was typed in local, no more then 5 seconds later.
Tefkros The Dead Pod Society Chain of Chaos	Posted - 2009.04.14 11:00:00 - [28] Edited by: Tefkros on 14/04/2009 11:01:01 Originally by: Count MonteCarlo using guerilla tactics succesfully does take skill, bro Actually, all it takes is a scram, a web and a lucky warp in.
General Paul Atomic Heroes Chain of Chaos	Posted - 2009.04.14 13:07:00 - [29] Originally by: Crudamus I am lost here!! Someone is at war with CoC??? * Then CoC said they would kick our a** in low sec even with gate guns. They then continued saying what a crap group we are, and how much homework they have done on us. They where inviting us to come shot them, but the convo ended with "you don't know where we are" What the heck? You want to fight us but yet you will not tell us where to fight you at. Im as lost, we got mentioned in here so I popped in. CoC didnt say they would kick ur ass, 1 guy did they was one guy they (invitation) was one guy *we dont mind a good fight lol, we live in Antem, not a secret
Kage Toshimado Gallente The Logistical Nightmare	Posted - 2009.04.14 13:12:00 - [30] Originally by: Tefkros Edited by: Tefkros on 14/04/2009 11:01:01 Originally by: Count MonteCarlo using guerilla tactics succesfully does take skill, bro Actually, all it takes is a scram, a web and a lucky warp in. I spit on that Curse fitting.

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