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Reimei Kaminamida
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:29:00 -
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Well, I was just sitting in a channel minding my own business when someone came in and started demanding to talk to Tsaya (who wasn't present) and demanded 15mil isk, and warned me that if the money wasn't paid, he and his secret shadow organization would destroy the whole galaxy. I spent the next few minutes listening to him, and wow it was funny. By the end of the night, I was being asked to pay in Tsaya's stead. So, if the secret Illuminati of EVE destroys the galaxy tomorrow, I suppose you have me to thank. Here's the last few minutes of the conversation that I captured once I had the sense to cut and paste it.
Apollo609 > Correct. Reimei Kaminamida > What news should I be aware of? Apollo609 > Well if this ISK is not payed, when you turn on your game there will be a news bullitin. Apollo609 > You know how sometimes there are bullitins? Reimei Kaminamida > Bulletin. Apollo609 > Sorry. Apollo609 > It will be something like this. Reimei Kaminamida > Illuminati Free destroys galaxy? Apollo609 > GALACTIC ASSAULT! Apollo609 > Illuminati Free? Apollo609 > Do you know what the illuminati are in reality. Reimei Kaminamida > I'm familiar with the conspiracy theory. Apollo609 > Well we are the 'illuminati' in this game. Apollo609 > We hold every corp at our disposal. Apollo609 > Our plan is almost ready. No one will hide. Apollo609 > WE have the ultimate weapon. Reimei Kaminamida > And what might that be? Apollo609 > Secret. Reimei Kaminamida > I haven't been playing terribly long, but I do know how this game works, and you are beginning to strain credulity. Apollo609 > You will be having fun in your system mining, hunting rats, doing mission, and out of no where an entire fleet will apear and search the entire system. Apollo609 > I understand that. Apollo609 > We have game devolopers on our side. Apollo609 > The illuminati in reality are actually real. My family is part of it. Apollo609 > Research FEMA. Apollo609 > I have no more to day. Apollo609 > Say* Apollo609 > Pay or die. Apollo609 > do you have 15 mill on you? Reimei Kaminamida > I'm sure Tsaya won't pay. I'm willing to take my chances. Nice RP speech though. Apollo609 > RP? Reimei Kaminamida > Roleplaying. What you've been doing for the last...I dunno...30 minutes now? Apollo609 > Oh sorry. I wasnt aware of that acronime. Reimei Kaminamida > Quite alright. Apollo609 > Well. I am done here. Just prepare. Research FEMA though. Reimei Kaminamida > But those are terribly grandiose threats, not remotely believeable. I'd tone it down and ask for more money to make it seem a little more real. Apollo609 > Well you dont understand. Apollo609 > all we need is 15 mill. Reimei Kaminamida > For what? Apollo609 > We can have as much money as we want but we are testing you. Apollo609 > I can't disclose that information. Reimei Kaminamida > You're not testing ME, you are testing Tsaya. I just happen to be in the channel. Apollo609 > Well we are actually testing everybody. Apollo609 > Je parle francais. Et toi? Reimei Kaminamida > Nihongowo hanashimasuka? Apollo609 > Reimei Kaminamida > Guess not. Apollo609 > Confusion is key. Reimei Kaminamida > You're not really being very confusing, it's all rather straightforward. Apollo609 > WE honestly have every major corp under our control. Apollo609 > The part with the money is confusing to you. Reimei Kaminamida > No, it isn't. It's just not convincing. Apollo609 > Do you want all the prices to go up? We can make it happen by taking all the money. Reimei Kaminamida > If you could you would have already. Apollo609 > WE are waiting. Reimei Kaminamida > This game has been out long enough that if you were so powerful you'd control it already and the devs would have had to break it up. Apollo609 > There is a time limit for even us. Apollo609 > It is not that way. Apollo609 > We work in secret and slowly drain people. Reimei Kaminamida > What way is it, then? Apollo609 > We dont want a galactic war.
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Reimei Kaminamida
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:31:00 -
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Reimei Kaminamida > What do you want, then? Apollo609 > 15 Mill isk. Reimei Kaminamida > 15mil isk again? Did you blow up a cruiser you need to replace or something? Apollo609 > No. Apollo609 > I am not the one wanting it. Reimei Kaminamida > Who is, then? Apollo609 > I am the 'middleman' Apollo609 > my group Reimei Kaminamida > And your group is the Illuminati/Freemasons, that it? Apollo609 > Yes. the game group. Our corp isnt really on record cuz we never created one. That is too obvious. Reimei Kaminamida > If you planned on remaining secret, and it was a legitimate group, you'd have come asking it as someone with a genuinely intimidating pvp ship who wanted money from Tsaya. Not subtle enough for a group that managed to remain secret for 3 years. Apollo609 > You have no idea. Apollo609 > That is it. We want our public image to look sad and weak. Reimei Kaminamida > If you wanted to be a secret organization you wouldn't want a public image at all. Reimei Kaminamida > Hence secret. Apollo609 > WEll some 'intelligent' people get a hint of us. Apollo609 > So we are forced to be public to decieve. Apollo609 > This concept must be above your understanding. Reimei Kaminamida > Must be. Apollo609 > To decieve sometimes one must become obvious. Reimei Kaminamida > Oh of course Apollo609 > Just like the real illuminati. They have symbolism everywhere. People fail to see it. Apollo609 > Do you understand? Reimei Kaminamida > Better than you know. But I remain unimpressed. Apollo609 > I wish not to impress you but to accomplish my goals. Reimei Kaminamida > Do you wish to impress me with convoluted syntax? Apollo609 > No. With nothing. Apollo609 > I only wish to accomplish my goals. Reimei Kaminamida > Well, your fight is with Tsaya, not me. I'm just a newbie ratter. If anything, you should demonstrate benevolence and give out money to impress people with your group. Reimei Kaminamida > I need the 15mil more than you, anyway. No offense. Apollo609 > Our plan: Control all money and powerful assets. Reason: Keep them out of the hands of idiots and fools. Then when we have everything we will publically control but in a good way. Apollo609 > WE will give back accordingly. Reimei Kaminamida > Well, I need the 15mil, you don't. It's staying with me unless a truly powerful reason to do otherwise materializes. Apollo609 > It will in due tim e.' Reimei Kaminamida > Tsaya may or may not feel differently. Apollo609 > time* Apollo609 > Research FEMA. Goodbye. Apollo609 > Tell her about this converstaion. Reimei Kaminamida > Tell you what, you somehow manage to get a titan into high sec space and have me at structure, you'll get your 15mil.
And then he left. I spent the rest of the night laughing myself silly. Thought you might enjoy it.
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Silent Sins
Deliciously Vicious
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:31:00 -
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Don't cross the streams. ------------------------------ ------------------------------
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:40:00 -
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The Illuminati have been a non-issue ever since an obscure Freemason Lodge based in Hertfordshire infiltrated most of the leadership.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Noix Arikani
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:42:00 -
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you should have given him 15 mil for the originality
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Reimei Kaminamida
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:46:00 -
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Originally by: Noix Arikani you should have given him 15 mil for the originality
I honestly thought about it. But in the end, it wasn't believable enough. If he'd done a better job asking for money and all that, I'd have considered it. Almost worth it for entertainment value alone.
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Zar Terra
MacroIntel United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:48:00 -
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Posting in a conspiracy theory thread, confirming that this "Illuminati" hasn't got a fvcking clue. |
GENERAL EMILIO
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:51:00 -
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I demand kittens!
...or there will be bullitins...
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RedSplat
Heretic Army
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Posted - 2009.04.17 00:59:00 -
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Originally by: GENERAL EMILIO kittens!
Kitteh
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep. I am always here. Watching. Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal it does get progressively longer.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.17 01:10:00 -
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WTFFFF
THAT NEW RECRUIT WASNT SUPPOSED TO SPOIL THE SECRETS!!!!
I KNEW WE SHOULDNT HAVE ACCEPTED HIM
but then,
Originally by: Reimei Kaminamida
Reimei Kaminamida > You're not testing ME, you are testing Tsaya. I just happen to be in the channel. Apollo609 > Well we are actually testing everybody. Apollo609 > Je parle francais. Et toi? Reimei Kaminamida > Nihongowo hanashimasuka? Apollo609 > Reimei Kaminamida > Guess not. Apollo609 > Confusion is key.
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.17 01:10:00 -
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Originally by: GENERAL EMILIO I demand kittens!
...or there will be bullitins...
Hello?
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Reimei Kaminamida
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Posted - 2009.04.17 01:39:00 -
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Originally by: Bai ZongTong WTFFFF
THAT NEW RECRUIT WASNT SUPPOSED TO SPOIL THE SECRETS!!!!
I KNEW WE SHOULDNT HAVE ACCEPTED HIM
Sorry! Didn't mean to post it and ruin your secret! Hope you fired him!
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Secret Recipe
Caldari Gods Left Hand Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.17 02:25:00 -
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Quote: Apollo609 > WE have the ultimate weapon. Reimei Kaminamida > And what might that be? Apollo609 > Secret.
That is correct. I am the ultimate weapon.
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Ghost Nightmare
Sons of Damnation
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Posted - 2009.04.17 02:35:00 -
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i r ghost secret illuminati weapon, created to spread ******ation and stupidity across the forums of eve
i r not thinkin i r not rememberin i r not understandin i nevar stop
FEAR ME REIMEI KAMINAMIDA U DUN BETRAYZORED TEH ILLUMENATEH N I WILL ****** YOU 4 UR CRIMEZORS
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Gneeznow
North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion
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Posted - 2009.04.17 02:42:00 -
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what the deuce!
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Artemis Rose
Sileo In Pacis PuPPet MasTers
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Posted - 2009.04.17 02:49:00 -
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*le sigh*
Now I'm going to get an evemail from all my super sekrit squirrel employers and now I've got to destroy the EVE galaxy rather than relaxing.
Good going man! Just pay next time *** Currently Playing: Trolls from Outer Space Current Equipment: VISAcard chain mail, +2 Amulet of Epic Whine, Self Banstick +2 WTB: +666 E-peen killboard stats |
Silent Sins
Deliciously Vicious
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Posted - 2009.04.17 03:07:00 -
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lol puppet masters lolololol ------------------------------ ------------------------------
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Reimei Kaminamida
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Posted - 2009.04.17 03:10:00 -
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Originally by: Artemis Rose *le sigh*
Now I'm going to get an evemail from all my super sekrit squirrel employers and now I've got to destroy the EVE galaxy rather than relaxing.
Good going man! Just pay next time
I can't apologize enough! You have no idea how awful I feel. Galactic destruction is a heavy burden to shoulder! Guess I have to apologize not only to all the people who get destroyed, but to all the sooper secret Illuminati people who have to get off their a**es and do the destroying.
*bows head in shame*
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Concorduck
Gallente
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Posted - 2009.04.17 03:10:00 -
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There's no big red button labeled "Restart EVE" udner the desk.
Now, move along, nothing to see here. -----------------------------------------
Originally by: Crumplecorn Contact the CSM about it, voting themselves into disbandment wouldn't be pushing the boundaries of absurdity for them.
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Mr Ignitious
R.E.C.O.N. Dara Cothrom
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Posted - 2009.04.17 04:46:00 -
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BECAUSE OF FALCON ILLUMINATI!!!
I read the forums assuming there are no trolls, only really stupid people.
Originally by: CCP Zulupark
WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU?
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Warrio
GoonSwarm
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Posted - 2009.04.17 06:57:00 -
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Brilliant.
So, I typed FEMA into Google... Did I get trolled?
Anywho, turns out to be this. Looks like a US government disaster relief program. Hardly threatening and pretty unlikely to disrupt mining, missioning or ratting in any system I'd say. sXe |
SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar Black Serpent Technologies
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Posted - 2009.04.17 06:59:00 -
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Originally by: Mr Ignitious BECAUSE OF FALCON ILLUMINATI!!!
^THIS __________________________________________________
History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |
Kuranta
Minmatar Pator Tech School
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Posted - 2009.04.17 08:16:00 -
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Man, that's even better than watching a movie. Need more popcorn.
no need to cut and paste. Activate the "log chat to file" option in the esc-menue. All chats will then be logged in my documents -> EVE -> logs.
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Lightningshade
Caldari The Athiest Syndicate Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.04.17 08:55:00 -
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Reimei Kaminamida > What do you want, then? Apollo609 > 15 Mill isk. Reimei Kaminamida > 15mil isk again? Did you blow up a cruiser you need to replace or something? Apollo609 > No.
I'm gonna need about tree fiddy
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Exec Rev
Rum Dum
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Posted - 2009.04.17 09:48:00 -
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I'd rather charge him 15mils for my time... |
Kaidem
Minmatar Black Rebellion
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Posted - 2009.04.17 10:36:00 -
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So hows this illuminati gonna destroy the galaxy? Convo everyone and talk **** so they self distruct?
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Tuberider
Caldari Pothouse Cartel
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Posted - 2009.04.17 11:13:00 -
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Dammit i knew this would happen i'm leaving before it happens
who wants my stuff
CAMPING A WORMHOLE NEAR YOU |
Kaidem
Minmatar Black Rebellion
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Posted - 2009.04.17 11:24:00 -
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Originally by: Tuberider
who wants my stuff
O/
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Victor Vitale
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Posted - 2009.04.17 11:52:00 -
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Originally by: Warrio Brilliant.
So, I typed FEMA into Google... Did I get trolled?
Anywho, turns out to be this. Looks like a US government disaster relief program. Hardly threatening and pretty unlikely to disrupt mining, missioning or ratting in any system I'd say.
I took it as a reference to Deus Ex. In fact, I believe this guy's whole deal was a reference to that.
For the slow people: Deus Ex had a corrupt FEMA and the player can choose to ally himself to The Illuminati, which in the end, essentially makes the world the same as it was before, except that the corrupt guys were replaced by Illumati's corrupt guys.
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Victor Vitale
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Posted - 2009.04.17 12:07:00 -
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Originally by: Warrio Brilliant.
So, I typed FEMA into Google... Did I get trolled?
Anywho, turns out to be this. Looks like a US government disaster relief program. Hardly threatening and pretty unlikely to disrupt mining, missioning or ratting in any system I'd say.
I took it as a reference to Deus Ex. In fact, I believe this guy's whole deal was a reference to that.
For the slow people: Deus Ex had a corrupt FEMA and the player can choose to ally himself to The Illuminati, which in the end, essentially makes the world the same as it was before, except that the corrupt guys were replaced by Illumati's corrupt guys.
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