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Yashiri Celestial Swords	Posted - 2009.04.17 15:40:00 - [31] Reimei, I'm willing to pay you a large amount of isk to take this topic off the forums, this is clearly nonsense and no-one needs to read abut it, I also encourage you to disregard everything Apollo609 said, he was clearly an over active RPer. on a final note I ask that every one who read and posted in this topic pay the matter no more heed, there's nothing going on here. at all.
Reimei Kaminamida	Posted - 2009.04.17 17:23:00 - [32] Originally by: Yashiri Reimei, I'm willing to pay you a large amount of isk to take this topic off the forums, this is clearly nonsense and no-one needs to read abut it, I also encourage you to disregard everything Apollo609 said, he was clearly an over active RPer. on a final note I ask that every one who read and posted in this topic pay the matter no more heed, there's nothing going on here. at all. o.0
Borat Sangdiev	Posted - 2009.04.17 17:30:00 - [33] Edited by: Borat Sangdiev on 17/04/2009 17:34:06 Originally by: Reimei Kaminamida Originally by: Yashiri Reimei, I'm willing to pay you a large amount of isk to take this topic off the forums, this is clearly nonsense and no-one needs to read abut it, I also encourage you to disregard everything Apollo609 said, he was clearly an over active RPer. on a final note I ask that every one who read and posted in this topic pay the matter no more heed, there's nothing going on here. at all. o.0 There was (is) an illuminati in eve and in fact most mmorpg's. In essence, every player is an employee driving the isk flow into the hands of few, mainly those who control large alliances, who collectively sell isk back to the masses for real money, committing the perfect crime. The biggest risk is getting trial account isk selling alts banned. It's not a complicated concept, but it is slightly more complicated to pull it off. You need to create preferrably a two sided war, with real hate between the two sides. This brainwashes thousands of people to dedicate thousands of hours, creating quite an output of isk and thusly a demand for it once the player (employee) eventually loses their virtual assets due to war. Sound familiar?
Faekurias Specter Enterprises The Church.	Posted - 2009.04.17 17:47:00 - [34] HOLY SH!T ITS THE GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER !!! Tree-fiddy ------------------------- *FAEKURIAS*
Cess Poole Black Claw Exploratory	Posted - 2009.04.17 17:56:00 - [35] Originally by: Victor Vitale Edited by: Victor Vitale on 17/04/2009 12:25:43 Damn double post. Or is it?
Reimei Kaminamida	Posted - 2009.04.17 18:50:00 - [36] Heh, found out that I did log the chat. Here's the beginning part: [ 2009.04.16 02:05:06 ] Apollo609 > Hello. [ 2009.04.16 02:05:20 ] Apollo609 > Anyone here? [ 2009.04.16 02:05:40 ] Apollo609 > I have a WARNING for Tsaya. [ 2009.04.16 02:06:09 ] Apollo609 > If this Corp dosnt pay me 15 Million ISK, stuff will happen. This is NOT my main account. [ 2009.04.16 02:06:53 ] Apollo609 > I am in a group that is not on record. We stay hidden. We are hunters and Tsaya is next. We have a total of 43 Titans. Pay or die. [ 2009.04.16 02:07:57 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Tsaya isn't in this channel... [ 2009.04.16 02:08:29 ] Apollo609 > Well pass the warning on to him or her. [ 2009.04.16 02:08:42 ] Apollo609 > We are killers. I am an agent. [ 2009.04.16 02:08:51 ] Reimei Kaminamida > As threats go, that's a little strange [ 2009.04.16 02:09:00 ] Apollo609 > We are 500 members strong. 43 Titans and much more. [ 2009.04.16 02:09:07 ] Reimei Kaminamida > You want 15 mil for someone with a 10 bil bounty? [ 2009.04.16 02:09:19 ] Apollo609 > I could ask for 500 Mill, but we need 15. [ 2009.04.16 02:09:25 ] Apollo609 > We are strange. [ 2009.04.16 02:09:31 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Typical ransom in a decent ship is about 75mil anyway [ 2009.04.16 02:09:37 ] Apollo609 > My Bio explains well enough. [ 2009.04.16 02:09:42 ] Apollo609 > I said 15 mill. [ 2009.04.16 02:10:17 ] Reimei Kaminamida > I understand that. But all things considered, that's a bit strange. [ 2009.04.16 02:10:17 ] Apollo609 > Thats all. Can her corp take on 43 Titans? [ 2009.04.16 02:10:43 ] Apollo609 > We have been operating in secrecy for a long time. Since the first week. [ 2009.04.16 02:10:44 ] Reimei Kaminamida > They could certainly stay out of the space where titans could operate, I imagine. [ 2009.04.16 02:11:02 ] Apollo609 > We are not in a corp. [ 2009.04.16 02:11:16 ] Apollo609 > We operate in secrecy [ 2009.04.16 02:11:31 ] Reimei Kaminamida > And, really, 43 titans? 15 mil wouldn't even fuel their jumps. [ 2009.04.16 02:11:47 ] Apollo609 > our total amount of money is between 900 Bill ant 1 Trillion. [ 2009.04.16 02:12:07 ] Apollo609 > We want 15 mill. It is all symbolic. [ 2009.04.16 02:12:14 ] Apollo609 > Take it or leave it. [ 2009.04.16 02:12:31 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Well, I'm not Tsaya or from her corp. So, you're saying that to the wrong person [ 2009.04.16 02:12:42 ] Apollo609 > And if you leave it well... our fleet will go undetected and exterminate all. [ 2009.04.16 02:13:02 ] Apollo609 > Well it said in her bio to go to this channel. [ 2009.04.16 02:13:27 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Well, she isn't home it seems. Why didn't you just send her an e-mail? [ 2009.04.16 02:13:33 ] Apollo609 > We have close to 1 Trillion ISK. All we need is 15 Mill. [ 2009.04.16 02:13:39 ] Apollo609 > I did. [ 2009.04.16 02:13:47 ] Apollo609 > She has one week. [ 2009.04.16 02:13:57 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Yeah I heard you the first three times on that one. But I doubt she'll be paying up. [ 2009.04.16 02:13:58 ] Apollo609 > 43 titans is a nasty thing to deal with. [ 2009.04.16 02:14:26 ] Apollo609 > Thats a shame. Will you pay for her and the sake of all? [ 2009.04.16 02:14:37 ] Reimei Kaminamida > The sake of all? All who? [ 2009.04.16 02:14:42 ] Apollo609 > We have already infiltrated her corperation. [ 2009.04.16 02:15:01 ] Apollo609 > We are planning on a glacatic assault. [ 2009.04.16 02:15:16 ] Apollo609 > We will sweep all systems in a matter of days. [ 2009.04.16 02:15:30 ] Reimei Kaminamida > So you're going to kill the whole galaxy unless Tsays gives you 15mil, huh? [ 2009.04.16 02:15:33 ] Apollo609 > We have almost all major corporation infiltrated sectretly. [ 2009.04.16 02:15:45 ] Apollo609 > Yes. [ 2009.04.16 02:16:31 ] Apollo609 > Have you ever heard of those really rich corps that just one day lose ALL their money and fall apart? We cause that. [Continued in next post]
Reimei Kaminamida	Posted - 2009.04.17 18:53:00 - [37] [ 2009.04.16 02:16:50 ] Apollo609 > Not many are aware of us. [ 2009.04.16 02:17:01 ] Apollo609 > Do you want in on a secret? [ 2009.04.16 02:17:12 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Sure, why not? [ 2009.04.16 02:17:56 ] Apollo609 > In EVE Earth cannot be reached. There is a system that is undiscovered. The only way to get there is through a secret wormhole. [ 2009.04.16 02:18:11 ] Apollo609 > Inn this 'system' there is a Stargate, [ 2009.04.16 02:18:17 ] Apollo609 > This gate takes us home. [ 2009.04.16 02:18:34 ] Apollo609 > Our home system is called Sol. Earth is our home. [ 2009.04.16 02:18:48 ] Apollo609 > This secret has been kept for 3 years. [ 2009.04.16 02:19:03 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Well, you spell better than most RPers. [ 2009.04.16 02:19:05 ] Apollo609 > We even have our own market. [ 2009.04.16 02:19:21 ] Apollo609 > ... [ 2009.04.16 02:19:33 ] Apollo609 > Just pay 15 mill or all will die. [ 2009.04.16 02:20:08 ] Apollo609 > We have a station orbiting Marsa. [ 2009.04.16 02:20:14 ] Reimei Kaminamida > Once again, I am not Tsaya. [ 2009.04.16 02:20:15 ] Apollo609 > Mars I mean. [ 2009.04.16 02:20:26 ] Apollo609 > Well contact her. [ 2009.04.16 02:20:47 ] Apollo609 > Are you aware of EVE news? [ 2009.04.16 02:20:59 ] Reimei Kaminamida > I was under the impression that you are the spokesman for whatever this group is. [ 2009.04.16 02:21:08 ] Apollo609 > Correct. And it's concluded in the first bit I posted. Sorry for the out of sequence posts, but thought it'd be fun to give it all once I realized I had it logged.
Faekurias Specter Enterprises The Church.	Posted - 2009.04.17 19:17:00 - [38] So is that guy from imperium. ? Sounds like it on the attitude. ------------------------- *FAEKURIAS*
Tsaya Azn Empire	Posted - 2009.04.17 22:12:00 - [39] aww so cute :)
Achrius Caldari Vagabond Miners Inc	Posted - 2009.04.17 22:49:00 - [40] you should've told him: But we are from a moar secreterr society than you! and we have 9000 titants

Silent Sins Deliciously Vicious	Posted - 2009.04.17 23:27:00 - [41] kids these days don't know how to run secret societies... le sigh. ------------------------------ ------------------------------
Makenshi Drakonnen Gallente Eve University Ivy League	Posted - 2009.04.17 23:46:00 - [42] Quite clearly this illuminati has access to THE DEVICE!!
Cadela Fria Amarr The Collective Against ALL Authorities	Posted - 2009.04.18 00:36:00 - [43] What is thy bidding, my master...
Vigor Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.04.18 01:31:00 - [44] We watch over all :smug:
Wasp O'Ryan Gallente The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.04.18 01:34:00 - [45] There is no Illuminati.
The Monkeysphere The Illuminati. Pandemic Legion	Posted - 2009.04.18 01:36:00 - [46] There actually is, but they and their colleagues have in fact 42, not 43 titans.
Nitemare111 Left Field Holding	Posted - 2009.04.18 06:06:00 - [47] Reimei Kaminamida > Tell you what, you somehow manage to get a titan into high sec space and have me at structure, you'll get your 15mil. This needs to be spraypainted across Jita 4-4 station.
emf Amarr Knights Of the Black Sun	Posted - 2009.04.18 12:09:00 - [48] Edited by: emf on 18/04/2009 12:10:55 Lol, sounds like quite a decent way for a new player to make money. I'm sure quite a number of people would pay the 15 mil as gratitude for the entertainment... I probably would... And then there would be the handful of people who believe him, not that far fetched when you realize 40% of americans think bush blew up the world trade center.
testickleme	Posted - 2009.04.18 12:18:00 - [49] Originally by: Tsaya aww so cute :) quick its her we must deflower and sacrifice her to appease the mighty illuminate
Ja'kar Sebiestor tribe	Posted - 2009.04.18 20:55:00 - [50] And then there would be the handful of people who believe him, not that far fetched when you realize 40% of americans think bush blew up the world trade center. You think thats bad think how many more people belive in god!!! MAFIA Website

Cyrdax Provehito In Altum	Posted - 2009.04.18 21:59:00 - [51] --- tv where the horn goes, boy can you top that? recruiting / contracting
CrimsonLobo Caldari Galaxy Punks	Posted - 2009.04.18 22:17:00 - [52] Originally by: Cyrdax AWwwwwwwwww sniff
Grek Forto Malevolent Intentions Dark Solar Empire	Posted - 2009.04.19 00:05:00 - [53] Originally by: Stitcher It's "Caldari", not "Caldarians". One Caldari, three Caldari, all the Caldari are doing Caldari things using Caldari tools in a Caldari way.
ScoRpS 0utbreak KrautbreaK	Posted - 2009.04.19 00:30:00 - [54] i'm inclined to beleive him, especially after i saw elvis in peckham last week.
Misina Arlath Amarr	Posted - 2009.04.19 00:37:00 - [55] Originally by: Reimei Kaminamida Apollo609 > Je parle francais. Et toi? Reimei Kaminamida > Nihongowo hanashimasuka? Apollo609 > Reimei Kaminamida > Guess not. Apollo609 > Confusion is key. This made me laugh ^^ -------------------------------------------------- "Every complex problem has a solution which is easy, neat and wrong!"
Kirex Vale Heavy Industries Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2009.04.19 01:49:00 - [56] Is this thread worth reading?
Bai ZongTong Genos Occidere	Posted - 2009.04.19 02:19:00 - [57] Originally by: Kirex Is this thread worth reading? i had a few good lols here and there. In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM. Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed
Reimei Kaminamida	Posted - 2009.04.19 04:51:00 - [58] Edited by: Reimei Kaminamida on 19/04/2009 04:53:45 Well, this might be my last post. Apparently the Illuminati are after me now. I debated whether to post this or not, because it was even more over the top than last time, and the guy so clearly wants attention, but in the end it was just too funny to let it lie. All in all I'm seriously considering giving him the 15mil for all the laughs. I got the following e-mails tonight from him... -------------------- Apollo609 2009.04.19 04:33 You are a fool. -------------------- ReimeiKaminamida 2009.04.19 04:33 Sending in the titans, then? -------------------- Apollo609 2009.04.19 04:35 You have no clue. We have a device which we found that actually will 'trick' the Concord into giving us access. If you post this as well, extermination will follow. -------------------- ReimeiKaminamida 2009.04.19 04:36 Extermination of whom? Me? It's a big galaxy to come looking for me with titans. ------------------- Apollo609 2009.04.19 04:37 We also have spies in your corp and we can do a 'Galactic' scan. Life sucks when you cant hide. Our secret weapons will do its job. Goodbye. ------------------- Apparently my corp has been infiltrated and I can expect to see a titan bearing down on me next time I undock. But, really, I thought it was funny enough to risk extermination.
Cyrdax Provehito In Altum	Posted - 2009.04.19 05:01:00 - [59] ****, hide the bodies --- tv where the horn goes, boy can you top that? recruiting / contracting
Yukionna Prime Gallente	Posted - 2009.04.19 07:05:00 - [60] I just had a brush with this guy and unfortunately for me I had a much more in-depth conversation with him. Fortunately for me, however, I managed to get about 680M ISK out of him without even trying. Continue on to find out how - it's a lot of reading, but well worth it! Okay, so this story starts with me trading PLEX in my friendly NPC corp. My usual routine is just to link a WTS PLEX contract in there every 30 minutes and at some point throw in a WTB PLEX line as well. Anyway, turns out Apollo was thinking of buying some PLEX to sell for profit and I started a private conversation with him; I had completely legitimate intentions at this point. Here it goes: Yukionna Prime > Each GTC gives you 2 PLEX. Apollo609 > Well hers my deal. Yukionna Prime > Okay, listening. Apollo609 > Can i buy like 3 months from a credit card and somehow convert them? Yukionna Prime > Yes. Yukionna Prime > You want me to show you how? Apollo609 > Well tonight in about 2 hours I am buying 3 months from a credit card. Apollo609 > Sure. Apollo609 > I wish to sell two PLEX Yukionna Prime > Okay. Yukionna Prime > You go to the official EVE site... Apollo609 > How do I convert months that i havnt used but are still no my account? Yukionna Prime > Hit "Account Management"... Yukionna Prime > In there, there's a button that says "buy PLEX". Apollo609 > ok. Apollo609 > hold on. Yukionna Prime > Alright. Apollo609 > I see it and clicked on ti. Yukionna Prime > Well, you can choose to buy 2, 4 or 6 PLEX... Apollo609 > ok hold on. Yukionna Prime > When you do that either the PLEX will be put directly into your hangar, or, you will be given a code... Yukionna Prime > Let me know which one you get... Yukionna Prime > I mean, let me know if you get a code, don't actually tell me what it is. :P Apollo609 > hold on. Apollo609 > of course. Apollo609 > My mom (I'm 13) has her credit card with her and will let me use it in about 30 min. Apollo609 > So if you can hold on. Apollo609 > I want to sell 90 days of plex,. Apollo609 > 30, 60 90 Apollo609 > You want 30? Yukionna Prime > I'll buy any PLEX you have. Yukionna Prime > Well, depending on what price you want, of course. Apollo609 > Can i sell all 3 plex for around 1 bill. ill let you choose a more accurate amount but close to 1 bill plz. Apollo609 > 900 mill? Yukionna Prime > Hmm... Yukionna Prime > How about 850? Apollo609 > Ur PICKY> FINE Apollo609 > ur picky but 850 mill. Yukionna Prime > That sounds good. Apollo609 > 30 min. Yukionna Prime > Sure, I will be here and waiting. Apollo609 > ok so that would be 850,000,000.00 ISK for # PLEX license? Yukionna Prime > Are you a new player, or just need some ISK topped up? Apollo609 > New player. Yukionna Prime > 3 x PLEX for 850,000,000.00, yes. Apollo609 > Do you know what FEMA is? Yukionna Prime > Yes. Apollo609 > October 15-20 right? Apollo609 > American extermination? Yukionna Prime > I'm thinking Federal Emergecy Management Agency... Yukionna Prime > I don't know what October 15-20 is about. Apollo609 > Are you aware of FEMA's plan to cut down american pop. Yukionna Prime > No, but I'm not American. Apollo609 > ok well fema is federal managmean etc. Apollo609 > there is a conspiracy about them plamnning to kill 95% of americans between those dates. Apollo609 > It is real. Apollo609 > Martial law will be declared. Apollo609 > Research it please. Apollo609 > I insist you expand your knowledge on the possibilities. Apollo609 > If you want proof here it is. Yukionna Prime > For what purpose? Apollo609 > FEMA.gov > use their search bar and search for 'Directive 51' Apollo609 > They want to destroy our pop. Apollo609 > population Apollo609 > Here is the plan. HUMAN GENOCIDE! Apollo609 > Fema has sister org. in every country. Apollo609 > Illuminati are in charge. Continued...



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