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Ranik Sandaris
Caldari
The Centurions
Eternus Imperium Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.22 07:04:00 -
[31]
Putting my genitalia in the light fitting whilst playing eve.
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Doktor Soet
Wrath of Fenris
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Posted - 2009.04.22 09:07:00 -
[32]
hehe i got a rly good one. enjoy the killmail first then comes the story:
link
that was the day after (or day 2 after) the "web change patch". i was rly rly bored when i came back from a little "roam" and found nothing to shoot. on the villore gate i found this rifter sitting there doing nothing. this char was 2 days old! "ah at least something to shoot" and there i aggro. sentries start shooting, rifter in half shield... then he started to move. well even with my web on him he moved ~400m/s and my guns did next to 0 dmg... wanted to switch ammo (with no hope that this will help) then crashed to desktop.
logged back in only to see me floating around in pod. so i got killed by a rifter  the crash didn`t rly help. maybe i would have been able to deaggro and jump out but no way for me to kill the rifter...
my head hitted the keyboard hard, and then the laughs in oms local omg the laughs :D
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FoulBeast
Gallente
The Voyage of the beagle
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Posted - 2009.04.22 11:18:00 -
[33]
I've been making aload of things I'm like yeah I'm an idiot
Just been sucking at vijeo geams complitly the past week so I undock my navythron to engage my wartargets,. Had plenty of time to deagress/dock but noooooo I desided to be a *** and stay out and fight, losing it. And today the following day after I lose it, I make another 2 hours work for me and everyone at where I work today through so meny mistakes it was unbelieveable
I think I am just not play vijeo geams for a couple of weeks so I can get rid of this stupid in my brain
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CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.22 11:29:00 -
[34]
At least im not the only one! |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.04.22 11:33:00 -
[35]
Got scammed on a loan contract for 3.5m, for shame.
Looted a battleship wreck outside station, a little TOO far off being able to undock, in a sigil.
Keep forgetting to deselect cap boosters when looting similar stationhuggers wrecks and then fumbling to salvage and jettison the boosters and get near docking range and re-grab the bits I missed before anyone else does.
I need to move onto bigger things before I can have any truly epic fails. |
Sator deHarak
Caldari
Shut Up And Play
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Posted - 2009.04.22 12:42:00 -
[36]
Playing eve.
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.22 13:52:00 -
[37]
 Originally by: Lady Spank
Got scammed on a loan contract for 3.5m, for shame.
Looted a battleship wreck outside station, a little TOO far off being able to undock, in a sigil.
Keep forgetting to deselect cap boosters when looting similar stationhuggers wrecks and then fumbling to salvage and jettison the boosters and get near docking range and re-grab the bits I missed before anyone else does.
I need to move onto bigger things before I can have any truly epic fails.
Salvage first, loot second.. only take faction stuff...
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Faekurias
Specter Enterprises
The Church.
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Posted - 2009.04.22 15:11:00 -
[38]
Well, your title is a good example.
Another is YOUR FACE ! Ahahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahaahaha
Seriously though Idunno maybe selfdestruct my own ship for lulz in highsec forgetting I had valuable stuffs in the cargohold. 
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FAEKURIAS
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Highwind Cid
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Posted - 2009.04.22 18:09:00 -
[39]
Originally by: Sator deHarak
Playing eve.
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Deathhawk
Hammersmith Hardmen
Exquisite Malevolence
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Posted - 2009.04.22 18:46:00 -
[40]
hmm where do i start:
paid 1bil for a cap recharger.. post is on here somewhere with pics.
had a couple more but they just jumped out of my head, im sure they contained being drunk when playing though...
to you lobo im sure one of yours is going afk in faction stabber in a safe ;)
good times |
Aidan Patrick
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Posted - 2009.04.22 18:49:00 -
[41]
Edited by: Aidan Patrick on 22/04/2009 18:50:12
Accepting a duel in my brand new battlecruiser when I was 4 months old in EVE, opening fire, obtaining a swift kick in the buttocks by concord....
Then... repurchasing a new Harbinger battlecruiser with the insurance, fitting and launching with a GCC, and getting immediately popped by concord, again.
Needless to say, I've never been killed by concord since.
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Oh, and taking can-flipper bait in my first battleship... T1 punisher fully T2 fit versus mining-fit armageddon with T1 hobgoblin drones, which were quickly destroyed, and out-tanked (back before NOS was nerfed) |
FOl2TY8
Tribal Liberation Force
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Posted - 2009.04.22 18:56:00 -
[42]
Guaranteed within the span of a week I will shoot a stargate. I have lost probably about 20-30 ships this way.
Not researching other races ships has led me to put my blaster boats in plenty of fights where all I can do is wait to die.
Pretty much every time I log onto Eve I have been rocking the ganj so I make plenty of mistakes that others might call stupid but I consider them reckless. I don't care about losing ships so I routinely do so.
Don't ever ask for my help when it comes to webbing your freighters. I will bump it accidentally until you either get so frustrated that you shoot me or I get the freighter killed because I keep bumping it off of it's alignment.
I stand by my sig 100%... |
CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.22 18:57:00 -
[43]
Originally by: Deathhawk
hmm where do i start:
paid 1bil for a cap recharger.. post is on here somewhere with pics.
had a couple more but they just jumped out of my head, im sure they contained being drunk when playing though...
to you lobo im sure one of yours is going afk in faction stabber in a safe ;)
good times
Haha, yes that was indeed good times =D.(And rather embarressing aswell considering my dual webs didnt do what i had hoped agaisnt the vaga =( )
And to the other guy who said something about my face I I U Uu u, nah i got nothing =( |
Tildes own
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.22 23:42:00 -
[44]
meeting ched
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.22 23:52:00 -
[45]
Originally by: Tildes own
meeting ched
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
Count MonteCarlo
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.22 23:56:00 -
[46]
stop with these crap in-jokes, ched isn't that bad, and I doubt any 1 in c+p knows him anyway
Sig removed, inappropriate content - Mitnal
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.22 23:57:00 -
[47]
Originally by: Count MonteCarlo
stop with these crap in-jokes, ched isn't that bad, and I doubt any 1 in c+p knows him anyway
ppl know CHED
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.04.23 08:35:00 -
[48]
I know Derek, but this Ched? Uhhh.
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.04.23 08:56:00 -
[49]
I know Derek, but this Ched? Uhhh.
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Valenthe
Amarr
Point of No Return
Blade.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 10:45:00 -
[50]
Back when the corp used to pirate, was sat on a gate as -10 when a domi landed on a gate and jumped through. Followed him then sat there cloaked staring at the "Criminals are not welcome here" blah blah. Needless to say the Dominix got a free kill.
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TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2009.04.23 10:53:00 -
[51]
Worse? Hm I haven't done anything completely stupid lately.
I once took a dominix to roam with a HAC gang and died when a blob undocked from 9zxx.
http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/pk/view.php?type=player&name=TimMc&id=2555038&page=3&filter=losses#mail
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Lisento Slaven
The Drekla Consortium
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Posted - 2009.04.23 13:07:00 -
[52]
I know some people in my corp that make me (and all the rest of us) look stupid.
Don't play EVE when you're tired. You jump into high-sec with expensive ships while you're -10.
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Put in space whales!
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Ice Fist
Internal Anarchy
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Posted - 2009.04.23 15:04:00 -
[53]
Originally by: Requiescat
i'm sorry i misled you then. caveat emptor
So Lana purchased you? This marriage gets weirder and weirder
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Sakai Kando
Gallente
Amarr Border Defense Consortium
Curatores Veritatis Alliance
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Posted - 2009.04.23 17:19:00 -
[54]
Jumping into a 15 man AAA camp with a 'ceptor, forgetting about the 30 second session change timer and burning back to the gate... 
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Jimer Lins
Gallente
Noir.
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Posted - 2009.04.23 17:38:00 -
[55]
I warpscrambled a stargate in lowsec once while we were trying to engage a wartarget.
That's when I found out exactly how long it takes sentry guns to blow an Ares away.
(not long)
Corp killboard-How to Kill Logoffskis |
Stil Harkonnen
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Posted - 2009.04.23 21:27:00 -
[56]
I can't believe i'm about to admit doing this...but
One time my gang of thorax, punisher and me in stealth bomber killed this other cruiser in lowsec. They came back in myrmidon to fight and we said hell of it, let's do it. Needless to say the thorax got ****d but the myrm pilot used kill rights to engage the thorax at a station. So I didn't have aggro on him. Not knowing this, I warped in with my weapons hot.
ctrl click to target....and i get sec hit message....OH **** HE WASN'T FLASHY GOD DAMN IT WHY AM I STUPID
tried to cloak before sentry guns locked me but that failed.
it seems like whenever you undock or warp in to a station the guns take at least 8 seconds to target you, but if you become flashy outside then they target you instantly. not fair.
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Bai ZongTong
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.23 21:32:00 -
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Originally by: Stil Harkonnen
whenever you undock or warp in to a station the guns take at least 8 seconds to target you, but if you become flashy outside then they target you instantly. not fair.
when you undock or warp in, they have overview lag.
when you are already there and just became flashy, no overview lag.
QED
In conclusion, I think you should vote Larkonis Trassler for CSM.
Recruitment for girlfriend prospect: closed |
CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.23 21:35:00 -
[58]
This thread needs more Garmon, OHHH GARMON!
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Misanth
RABBLE RABBLE RABBLE
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Posted - 2009.04.24 04:40:00 -
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#1 Thought I was gonna get an easy kill on a hostile cyno outside a station in 0.0. Turns out it was 0.1 and my interdictor got popped quicker than quick.
#2 Tired after a boring massive op to support some nubs in 0.0, decided to hit the road back home, solo without scouting "since we just went this way out, and I got so many blues nearby anyway". Lost a stupidly fit "support"-Abso.
/facepalm x2
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This space for rent |
Gypsio III
Dirty Filthy Perverts
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Posted - 2009.04.24 11:35:00 -
[60]
Warping a pimped Arazu (RF disruptor, TS scrambler, Sisters probe launcher, navy EANMs, that sort of thing) into a deadly Sleeper site at 100 km.
Not noticing that I'd been uncloaked.
Getting 13(!) points applied to me and losing my 30k EHP in two volleys of sentry gun fire.
I then lost three shuttles trying to loot the bloody wreck. Somehow I got the RF disruptor out, but the other times the Sleeper instanuked my poor shuttles. The surviving navy EANM survived one blown shuttle, but not the second. I gave up after that. 
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