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Ayla Hanaya Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects 5	Posted - 2012.05.06 17:11:00 - [1] - Quote I'll just leave this here... Tanking EM against blasters [facepalm] CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Khanh'rhh Sudden Buggery 1133	Posted - 2012.05.06 17:15:00 - [2] - Quote As much as a laugh is a laugh, you probably want to read the forum rules. - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's
CrazySpaceHobo Haddock's Legitimate Trading 0	Posted - 2012.05.06 17:27:00 - [3] - Quote Seems a fairly legit, if overpriced omni-tank
Aiwha 101st Space Marine Force Nulli Secunda 333	Posted - 2012.05.06 18:11:00 - [4] - Quote Khanh'rhh wrote: As much as a laugh is a laugh, you probably want to read the forum rules. This kind of neutered KM is perfectly legal. Regards, LCpl. Aiwha-á Senior Recruiter
Khanh'rhh Sudden Buggery 1133	Posted - 2012.05.06 18:22:00 - [5] - Quote Aiwha wrote: Khanh'rhh wrote: As much as a laugh is a laugh, you probably want to read the forum rules. This kind of neutered KM is perfectly legal. He originally posted an un-censored version :) - "Do not touch anything unnecessarily. Beware of pretty girls in dance halls and parks who may be spies, as well as bicycles, revolvers, uniforms, arms, dead horses, and men lying on roads -- they are not there accidentally." -Soviet infantry manual, issued in the 1930's
Lady Spank Genos Occidere HYDRA RELOADED 2144	Posted - 2012.05.06 18:35:00 - [6] - Quote Congrats on killing a mining ship. (a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â)
Hinkledolph North Eastern Swat Pandemic Legion 12	Posted - 2012.05.06 18:48:00 - [7] - Quote I don't get this
Aggressive Nutmeg 230	Posted - 2012.05.07 00:24:00 - [8] - Quote Is this something? Never make eye contact with someone while eating a banana.
James Amril-Kesh 4S Corporation RAZOR Alliance 207	Posted - 2012.05.07 06:31:00 - [9] - Quote Loot fairy says no. Support showing T2 and faction frequency crystal damage in the info window.
Loike The Alpha and the Omega Inver Brass 11	Posted - 2012.05.07 08:20:00 - [10] - Quote Wow, you did that with a catalyst, that is some creative and forward thinking indeed!
Darek Castigatus Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel 66	Posted - 2012.05.07 09:45:00 - [11] - Quote Well theres this, that poor poor hurricane didnt deserve to be fit so badly so we put it out of its misery post hate, and this, Navy megas are not mining ships!!!
Destiny Corrupted Deadly Viper Kitten Mitten Sewing Company 402	Posted - 2012.05.07 11:20:00 - [12] - Quote http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11860588 Am I doing this right?
Ayla Hanaya Hellbound Turkeys Alliance of Abandoned Cybernetic Rejects 5	Posted - 2012.05.07 18:36:00 - [13] - Quote Darek Castigatus wrote: Well theres this, that poor poor hurricane didnt deserve to be fit so badly so we put it out of its misery post hate, and this, Navy megas are not mining ships!!! I'll be honest, I have no idea how people who fit like that survive long enough to even make it to lowsec. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL
Mara Pahrdi The Order of Anoyia 5	Posted - 2012.05.07 18:43:00 - [14] - Quote Darek Castigatus wrote: Well theres this, that poor poor hurricane didnt deserve to be fit so badly so we put it out of its misery post hate, and this, Navy megas are not mining ships!!!
Darek Castigatus Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel 66	Posted - 2012.05.07 21:03:00 - [15] - Quote I know right, guess that guy who called pirates the Invisible Fist of Darwin was dead on the money :D
Vincenzo DiFrancesco The Fancy Hats Corporation 8	Posted - 2012.05.08 18:04:00 - [16] - Quote Most of the killmails I have could probably go on this list. :P
James Amril-Kesh 4S Corporation RAZOR Alliance 209	Posted - 2012.05.09 02:11:00 - [17] - Quote Lady Spank wrote: Congrats on killing a mining ship. Says the guy who whines about spawning CONCORD in belts as an exploit even when it's been verified to be legitimate gameplay. Misplaced elitism methinks. Support showing T2 and faction frequency crystal damage in the info window.
Vile EnEon Inappropriate Acquisitions 17	Posted - 2012.05.11 19:26:00 - [18] - Quote http://kb.montynet.org/?a=kill_detail&kll_id=214 Yes, I bait stupid PvE pilots into shooting me and enjoy every damn moment of it! --Vile

CCP Phantom C C P C C P Alliance 1286	Posted - 2012.05.11 19:51:00 - [19] - Quote Links to killmails removed as they are not allowed according to our Crime & Punishment forum rules: The posting of killmails is permitted, however following criteria must be met: a) The name of the victim must be removed or covered up b) The killmail must be posted along with constructive text/content. This means no posting new threads with simply a killmail in it without a comment. c) The killmail must be posted directly into the post and may not be a link to a third-party site. CCP Phantom - German Community Coordinator

Vile EnEon Inappropriate Acquisitions 17	Posted - 2012.05.12 16:09:00 - [20] - Quote OK, Lets try this again: Quote: 2012.05.05 20:41 Victim: **** Corp: ********* Alliance: NONE Faction: None Destroyed: Machariel System: Agrallarier Security: 0.9 Damage Taken: 66950 Involved parties: Name: Vile EnEon (laid the final blow) Security: 4.0 Corp: Inappropriate Acquisitions Alliance: NONE Faction: None Ship: Ishkur Weapon: Hobgoblin II Damage Done: 66950 Destroyed items: Large Capacitor Control Circuit I, Qty: 3 800mm Repeating Artillery II, Qty: 3 X-Large Shield Booster II Gyrostabilizer II, Qty: 2 Shield Boost Amplifier II Adaptive Invulnerability Field II Proton L, Qty: 480 Tracking Enhancer II Guristas Diamond Tag (Cargo) Proton L, Qty: 1873 (Cargo) Phased Plasma L, Qty: 6699 (Cargo) Angel Diamond Tag (Cargo) Hornet II (Drone Bay) Dropped items: Co-Processor II Proton L, Qty: 360 Heavy Nosferatu II 800mm Repeating Artillery II, Qty: 4 Adaptive Invulnerability Field II Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Gyrostabilizer II Tracking Enhancer II, Qty: 2 Angel Palladium Tag (Cargo) Titanium Sabot L, Qty: 5982 (Cargo) Hammerhead II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Hornet II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Morale of the story, don't log off with a non cap stable active tank ship and allow 5 light drones to peck you to death. If you do this we will make fun of you!
Gorki Andropov Kerensky Initiatives 366	Posted - 2012.05.12 19:13:00 - [21] - Quote This KM was generated quite a long time ago, and oldie but a goodie
Copine Callmeknau Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns 142	Posted - 2012.05.13 05:59:00 - [22] - Quote Am I doing it right? 2012.05.03 17:32 Victim: Copine Callmeknau Corp: Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Alliance: Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns Faction: None Destroyed: Vindicator System: J110810 Security: 0.0 Damage Taken: 75950 Involved parties: Name: Archdaimon (laid the final blow) Security: 2.2 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Proteus Weapon: Heavy Neutron Blaster II Damage Done: 25825 Name: pontias Security: -0.8 Corp: eXceed Inc. Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Legion Weapon: Caldari Navy Inferno Assault Missile Damage Done: 13224 Name: Shadow Raver Security: 3.1 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Legion Weapon: Legion Damage Done: 7111 Name: Thea Yulivee Security: -2.4 Corp: eXceed Inc. Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Legion Weapon: Legion Damage Done: 6667 Name: Pun1sh3r Security: 4.2 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Proteus Weapon: Heavy Neutron Blaster II Damage Done: 5673 Name: Langaker Security: 4.9 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Drake Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile Damage Done: 5397 Name: PilotBRS Security: 1.4 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Deimos Weapon: Deimos Damage Done: 4006 Name: Victor MaCleod Security: -0.2 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Absolution Weapon: Absolution Damage Done: 3606 Name: Revein Security: 1.9 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Legion Weapon: Nova Rage Assault Missile Damage Done: 2581 Name: Freyja 101 Security: 1.7 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Legion Weapon: Hammerhead II Damage Done: 1420 Name: Chrysopelea Security: 3.8 Corp: eXceed Inc. Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Arazu Weapon: Arazu Damage Done: 440 Name: Fislisa Security: 5.0 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Proteus Weapon: Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Damage Done: 0 Name: KrogothZero Security: 3.0 Corp: eXceed Inc. Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Guardian Weapon: Hornet EC-300 Damage Done: 0 Name: Grizzly Kreyszig Security: 1.7 Corp: NorCorp Enterprise Alliance: No Holes Barred Faction: None Ship: Tengu Weapon: ECM - White Noise Generator II Damage Done: 0 Destroyed items: Void L, Qty: 320 Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Qty: 3 Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Navy Cap Booster 800, Qty: 5 Centus X-Type Large Armor Repairer Federation Navy Magnetic Field Stabilizer Federation Navy 1600mm Reinforced Steel Plates Large Auxiliary Nano Pump I Large Nanobot Accelerator I Large Anti-Explosive Pump I Dropped items: Neutron Blaster Cannon II, Qty: 5 Void L, Qty: 320 Federation Navy Stasis Webifier Dark Blood Heavy Capacitor Booster True Sansha Warp Scrambler Core A-Type 100MN MicroWarpdrive Federation Navy Magnetic Field Stabilizer, Qty: 2 Corpum C-Type Energized Adaptive Nano Membrane Damage Control II Void L, Qty: 705 (Cargo) Nanite Repair Paste, Qty: 243 (Cargo) Null L, Qty: 800 (Cargo) Caldari Navy Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 1200 (Cargo) Navy Cap Booster 800, Qty: 14 (Cargo) There should be a rather awesome pic here
Darius Brinn Iberians Iberians. 15	Posted - 2012.05.14 08:35:00 - [23] - Quote Lady Spank wrote: Congrats on killing a mining ship. Sometimes you kill mining ships which by no rights should be mining ships. I once shot a volley just because I could, and this happened: 2012.05.02 00:20 Victim: XXXXXXXXXXX Corp: XXXXXXXXXXX Alliance: XXXXXXXXXXX Faction: XXXXXXXXXXX Destroyed: Nemesis System: XXXXXXXXXXX Security: 0.0 Damage Taken: 1843 Involved parties: Name: Guardian Chief Patroller / Serpentis Corporation Damage Done: 1552 Name: Darius Brinn (laid the final blow) Security: 3.7 Corp: Iberians Alliance: Iberians. Faction: None Ship: Naga Weapon: 425mm Compressed Coil Gun I Damage Done: 291 Destroyed items: Dual Diode Mining Laser I, Qty: 2 Small Neutron Saturation Injector I Expanded Cargohold II Small Cargohold Optimization I, Qty: 2 Prototype 'Arbalest' Torpedo Launcher Inferno Torpedo, Qty: 36 Dark Ochre, Qty: 18 (Cargo) Inferno Torpedo, Qty: 100 (Cargo) Dropped items: 1MN MicroWarpdrive II Cap Recharger II Prototype 'Arbalest' Torpedo Launcher Covert Ops Cloaking Device II Survey Scanner II Expanded Cargohold II Onyx Ochre, Qty: 26 (Cargo) While a mining ship was indeed destroyed, the killmail got me thinking. I know that, sometimes, thinking outside the box is good and depending on the situation at hand, healthy, fun and can grant you success. But still, the ****ing box is there for several reasons. One of them states that, if you require a pathetically low amount of Ochre ores, you simply do not do this. No, seriously. You buy the 44 units in High Sec or whatever. He WAS trying to get out of the system, mind you: apparently he already had what he came for.
Unit757 North Point Cannabis Legionis 2	Posted - 2012.05.14 12:57:00 - [24] - Quote 2011.11.30 02:30 Victim: XXXXXX Corp: XXXXXXX Alliance: XXXXXXX Faction: None Destroyed: Raven Navy Issue System: Gyerzen Security: 0.4 Damage Taken: 35726 Involved parties: Name: XXXXXXX Security: 1.1 Corp: XXXXXX Alliance: None Faction: None Ship: Myrmidon Weapon: Ogre II Damage Done: 12347 Name: XXXXXX Security: -2.7 Corp: XXXXXXX Alliance: None Faction: None Ship: Loki Weapon: Loki Damage Done: 10482 Name: XXXXXX(laid the final blow) Security: 1.2 Corp: XXXXXXX Alliance: None Faction: None Ship: Tengu Weapon: Scourge Fury Heavy Missile Damage Done: 8983 Name: XXXXXXX Security: 1.8 Corp: XXXXXXX Alliance: None Faction: None Ship: Bhaalgorn Weapon: Bhaalgorn Damage Done: 3914 Name: XXXXXXX Security: 3.1 Corp: XXXXXXX Alliance: None Faction: None Ship: Scorpion Weapon: ECM - Multispectral Jammer II Damage Done: 0 Destroyed items: Serpent F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 78 'Arbalest' Standard Missile Launcher, Qty: 3 Photon Scattering Field II Large Shield Extender II Ballistic Deflection Field II Serpent F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 664 (Cargo) Wasp I, Qty: 4 (Cargo) Wasp I (Drone Bay) Dropped items: Serpent F.O.F. Light Missile I, Qty: 195 'Arbalest' Standard Missile Launcher, Qty: 4 Explosion Dampening Field II Heat Dissipation Field II Invulnerability Field II Damage Control II Came back trying to get revenge for us killing his hulk. I would recommend the use of Battleship grade weapons next time :)
Rana Marrello Deep Hole Nomads 0	Posted - 2012.05.18 11:08:00 - [25] - Quote http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=7940683 A total fail fit. How this guy thought he was an efficient mission runner I'll never know. His threat of 'we will hunt you down' didn't stop me as I feel to this day I was helping the player buy making him realize the error of his ways. I concluded the interaction with a link to a better Geddon. Heck I even destroyed what his ship dropped in an effort to rid EvE of such horribleness
Copine Callmeknau Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns 157	Posted - 2012.05.18 11:33:00 - [26] - Quote Jesus, how do people even play EVE with setups like that? I mean really if you didn't kill him I'm sure the mission rats would have. He should be thankful he at least can say he died in PvP There should be a rather awesome pic here
A Lunchbox Basgerin Pirate 19	Posted - 2012.05.19 19:48:00 - [27] - Quote Since this thread is still here I might as well give it some love. This one's alittle old but still a favorite. Yes, the guy was running a pre-nos nerf nos curse in late 2011. It still makes my head spin just thinking about it. 3.5 bil curse ftw. 2011.09.05 01:57 Victim: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Corp: Royal Amarr Institute Alliance: NONE Faction: None Destroyed: Curse System: Gyerzen Security: 0.4 Damage Taken: 21872 Involved parties: Name: XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX Security: -9.9 Corp: Basgerin Pirate Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Bhaalgorn Weapon: Ogre II Damage Done: 9735 Name: A Lunchbox (laid the final blow) Security: -10.0 Corp: Basgerin Pirate Alliance: NONE Faction: NONE Ship: Huginn Weapon: 425mm AutoCannon II Damage Done: 9456 Name: Thorn Rocket / Guristas Pirates Damage Done: 2681 Destroyed items: Corpum A-Type Medium Nosferatu Dark Blood Focused Medium Pulse Laser Dread Guristas Invulnerability Field Heat Dissipation Field II Large Shield Extender II, Qty: 2 Brokara's Modified Power Diagnostic System Selynne's Modified Power Diagnostic System ECM Burst I (Cargo) Small Graviton Smartbomb I (Cargo) Small Capacitor Booster I (Cargo) ECCM - Omni I (Cargo) 150mm Prototype I Gauss Gun (Cargo) Medium Drone Speed Augmentor II Medium Drone Durability Enhancer II Wasp I (Drone Bay) Dropped items: Imperial Navy Multifrequency M, Qty: 2 Corpum A-Type Medium Nosferatu, Qty: 2 Dark Blood Focused Medium Pulse Laser Caldari Navy Large Shield Extender Photon Scattering Field II Raysere's Modified Power Diagnostic System Brokara's Modified Power Diagnostic System Scattering ECCM Projector I (Cargo) Thorium Charge S, Qty: 300 (Cargo) Small Hull Repairer I, Qty: 2 (Cargo) 1MN MicroWarpdrive I (Cargo) Infiltrator I, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay) Hornet I (Drone Bay) Hammerhead I, Qty: 5 (Drone Bay)
Haul Payley Khurelem Imperial Academy Amarr Empire 0	Posted - 2012.05.20 11:54:00 - [28] - Quote Wow, you killed an unarmed defenseless ship? Dude, you're awesome!

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