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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.05.06 22:11:00 -
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*** WARNING, MAY NOT BE "LIVE", RATED "XXX" OR COMPLETELY "NUDE" ***
If you are reading this, then you are obviously a sick and twisted individual..... WELCOME!!!!
I ask YOU, the twisted sick ' O reading this; Do YOU like to blow things up? Are you GOOD at it?? Do you play on a regular basis?? Tired of wandering New Eden aimlessly looking for a good fight??? Are you responding to these questions with a HELL YEAH !!! ??? Look no further, Mecha Enterprises Fleet [XMETA] is recruiting!
XMETA is a bloodthirsty PvP-Focused Faction Warfare corp fighting on behalf of the Gallente Federation, and is a PROUD member of the Villore Accords Alliance [GMVA] . We are blissfully locked into a never ending War with the Caldari and Amarr, which of course means we are fed a wonderful stream of folk excited to get blown to tasty little chunks 
We enjoy nothing more than killing people, and are interested in picking up a few more crazy ba$tard$ to join in on the fun. If you are a skilled pilot, LOVE to pvp, have a locker full of Frozen Corpse's in your hanger, and can often be found beating other pilots with a greased up rubber chicken, WE MIGHT BE THE CORP YOU ARE LOOKING FOR!!!!! 
Fleet Requirements:
- 20 million SP
- An Understanding of Lowsec/0.0
- Willingness to work in a Fleet
- Willingness to live in Lowsec
- Self sufficient
- Mic for voice comms (TS3)
- Must have a PvP history
Recommendations:
- Gallente Faction Standings above 0.0
- Ability to fly Caps
- Understanding of Wormholes (for sweet 'isk' ops)
- Small/Medium size Fleet PvP exp.
- NOT afraid to go -10.0 
 Willing to FC??? <<< CEO is willing to PAY for a good, ACTIVE, Full-Time FC
What we offer:
- Lowsec/0.0/Wormhole PvP
- Interesting and engaging Isk making with a chance of PvP
- Teamwork
- 0.0% corp tax
- TS3 Comms
- Corp Forums
- Corp Killboard: XMETA kills stuff
- Intel Channels
What Alliance offers:
- Small/Med/Cap Fleet FCs
- Daily fleets
- Lowsec/0.0 PvP
- Alliance Forums
- Intel Channels
- TS3 Comms
- Small gang FCs, some of the BEST I have had the pleasure to kill for
XMETA is a small Corp built up of competent, ACTIVE folk who love to kill things. We work closely with our Alliance, and are NEVER short on places to go, fleets to get in on, and tears to extract. If you are still reading this, open up our recruitment channel in-game to "XMETA kills stuff" and intorduce yourself, or contact me via EvEmail.
- JiZzLoObber
-Mecha Enterprises Fleet [XMETA]
-Villore Accords [GMVA]
-Gallente Federation Militia |
JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.07 13:32:00 -
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Bump to the top, recruitment is OPEN!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.08 14:30:00 -
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Bump to the top, looking for killers and puppy-kickers!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.09 16:50:00 -
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Yarrrrrr!!!!
Had alot of fun roaming and killing yesterday, more tonight.....and the next night....and the next.......
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.10 16:14:00 -
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bump Giggity
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.11 19:29:00 -
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o7 Dod !!!
Yup, if anyone cares to look at my own kb stats on Eve-kill, you can see EXACTLY when I joined XMETA by the exponential growth in kills monthly, starting in late January.....
http://xmeta.eve-kill.net/?a=pilot_detail&plt_id=744402
More kills each month than the month before.....except for this month, making isk'ies instead of stacking corpses for May, hehe
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.12 14:05:00 -
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Bump to the top, open chat channel " XMETA kills stuff "
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.15 00:52:00 -
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Bump |
JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.16 20:05:00 -
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Bump to the top!
US TZ (though all are welcome )
PvP PvP PvP and more PvP !
FUN place to come kill people, this upcoming expansion Faction Warfare will be at the Center of the action! Get into XMETA now to be at the front lines!
Open chat to our recruitment channel, XMETA kills stuff , and say hello
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.17 20:20:00 -
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Bump! Still recruiting!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.22 00:55:00 -
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/me snugglehumps the thread back to the top |
JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.29 14:00:00 -
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bumpage, still recruiting!
Open chat to XMETA kills stuff and introduce yourself
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.05.30 14:21:00 -
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giggity giggity giggity
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.06 18:12:00 -
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open chat to "XMETA kills stuff" and say hello, give us death threats, talk smack, or just show up for the free pie
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.07 17:44:00 -
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Sominus, you murderious bastard, look at all the bodies you stacked up on our killboard yesterday! You and k1llertrout flat out SLAUGHTERED folk, lol, well done man, keep 'em coming!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.12 18:05:00 -
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.....Something something something Darkside, something something something Complete......
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.14 15:23:00 -
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Room for more scoundrels, murderers, pirates and scum bags! Open chat to XMETA kills stuff or EvEmail me for more info
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.16 21:07:00 -
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RAWR!!!!!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.19 22:30:00 -
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The Caldari squids have been bringing the fight, come grab your gear and come help us stack corpses
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.21 22:53:00 -
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By all that is holy....Som, where 'o where do you keep all those corpses???? Kill board says you are over the 200 kill mark this month....damn, keep it UP!
edit; hehe |
JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.24 01:28:00 -
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giggity, we put the FUN into shooting people in the face, taking thier lunch money , and spending the isk on candy cigarettes.... anyone remember those???
also, free pie
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.27 17:04:00 -
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Come join the chaos, on the front lines of the Gal vs. Cal warfront! Daily fleets with Militia, occational corp roams, sweaty hands groping.... oh wait.....
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.06.30 02:09:00 -
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YAAARRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.05 19:34:00 -
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I only put the tip in, just for a moment, just to see how it felt....... /me slips Som the name to a reputible Dr. .....
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.06 20:57:00 -
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AWESOME fights last night, funny too....one engagement Gal.Mil lost 2 ships to the Squids 29, and they jeered us in local that we "lost"  Silly buggers, Cal.Mil needs to go back to school and pay attention in math class =P They came back for round 2 and died horribly, ships were popping so fast I could barely get locks on stuff Strangely enough I didnt hear them bragging a whole lot after that.........
Room for more killers to join us in the pew pew, open chat to XMETA kills stuff or evemail me for more info! |
JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.08 21:31:00 -
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nom nom nom nom nom
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.09 19:59:00 -
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I see dead people.... in Som's hanger..... |
JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.11 17:55:00 -
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Bump to the top!
Still recruiting, room for more killers. Send me an EvEmail or open chat to XMETA kills stuff for more info
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.12 23:22:00 -
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".....You will give your Rifter a girl's name. This is the only pu$$y you people are going to get !! Your days of
f1nger-b@nging ol' Mary Jane Rottencr0tch through her pretty pink panties are over!!!! You're married
to this piece, this weapon of iron, duck-tape and bailing-wire, and you will be faithful...."
YAARRRRR!!!!!!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.13 19:40:00 -
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The deadliest weapon in New Eden is a Militia trooper and his
ship. It is your killer instinct which must be harnessed if you expect to survive in combat.
Your ship is only a tool; it is a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and
strong, you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become a dead Militia Trooper
and then you will be in a world of **** because Militia are not allowed to die without permission!
OORAH!!!
Open chat to XMETA kills stuff, and be the first kid on your block with a confirmed kill
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.17 16:20:00 -
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This is my Thrasher. There are many like it but this one is mine. My Thrasher is my best
friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
Without my Thrasher, I am useless. I must fire my Artillery true. I must shoot straighter than
my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will !!!!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.19 00:49:00 -
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Open chat to XMETA kills stuff or EvEmail me for more info and free pie!
Plus, as an added bonus, Sominus will show you one of his nipples!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.19 21:08:00 -
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A guy walks into a bar and sees a pirate.
He says "I see you lost and arm and an eye, how'd that happen?"
The pirate answers " I cut me arm in a sword fight and they had to cut me arm off and had to use this hook. I lost me eye one day when I looked at the sky and a bird pooped in me eye, but ye see..... it was me first day with the me hook!"
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.20 23:24:00 -
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Open chat to XMETA kills stuff for more exclimation points!!!!!!!!!!!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.21 21:57:00 -
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Grab your rubber chickens, industrial lubricant, and turkey feathers and open chat to XMETA kills stuff and introduce yourself, let us know your turn on's / turn off's , and what your availability is for long walks on the beach in a full leather gimp-suit is looking like
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.22 23:14:00 -
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bump to the top!
Open chat to XMETA kills stuff and put the tip in !
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.25 17:08:00 -
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Yarrr, get yee arses into channel XMETA kills stuff , or Som will swab yer poopdeck!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.26 17:57:00 -
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XMETA ; keeping it classy folks
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
4
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Posted - 2012.07.27 16:30:00 -
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snugglehump to the TOP! Climbing our way up the ladder, last week we were #1500 on Balltclinic, today we are sitting at #1464.... where will we rank next week? Help us find out
Open chat to XMETA kills stuff, come join the fun
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.07.28 18:07:00 -
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/me rubs the lotion on his skin, he does this whenever he is told
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.07.31 19:10:00 -
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Mail sent Hei fer, look forward to seeing you in our public channel tonight
Room for more!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.08.01 16:49:00 -
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I cannot express how excellent it is to have a never ending supply of war-targets so ready and willing to die. Dont take my word fo it though, you should come find out for yourself
Open chat to XMETA kills stuff and/or eve-mail me for more info
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.08.01 22:53:00 -
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Sominus Nexus wrote:Join "XMETA kills stuff" today, and vote for sexiest XMETA member in a gimp suit 2012!
Oh, I am SO winning this contest
/me inserts ball gag, poses for portrait
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.08.02 16:22:00 -
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Last night I "worked the pipe" in hi-suck from Jita to the front-lines of the Gal vs. Caldari Faction Warfront in my thrasher..... 9 kills in my little glass cannon before I was blobbed to death....and the best part? The HATE MAIL! EPIC!!!!! I tell ya, getting rage-quit hate-mail from an idiot squid caught auto-piloting through a Faction Warzone.....? Best night EVER!
TEARS FUEL MY INTERNET SPACESHIP!!!!!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.08.05 01:35:00 -
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Bump to the top, still recruiting!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.08.06 15:48:00 -
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We'll touch you in ways you never thought possible........oh wait......no, nevermind, thats right
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
5
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Posted - 2012.08.07 17:57:00 -
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Bump to the TOP!
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
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Posted - 2012.08.11 03:38:00 -
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Giggity
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
9
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Posted - 2012.08.15 19:25:00 -
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Bump to the TOP! Open chat to XMETA kills stuff, join up, and come murder folk with us !
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
9
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Posted - 2012.08.16 23:42:00 -
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NBSI, US TZ, Gallente Militia, PVP PVP PVP, 0% tax , sexxxy lingere, GLORIOUS killboard, small gang warfare, rubber chickens, ganks, Yarrrr-ing, WT hunting, good times
Well? What are you waiting for????
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
9
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Posted - 2012.08.17 23:32:00 -
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SOM!!!! Where the HELL have you been man????
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
9
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Posted - 2012.08.18 20:37:00 -
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Bump
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
9
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Posted - 2012.08.24 23:32:00 -
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There are three types of people in this Game
Those who can count....
....and those who can't
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JiZzLoObber
Mecha Enterprises Fleet
Villore Accords
9
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Posted - 2012.08.29 19:28:00 -
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Daily bump, open chat to XMETA kills stuff, room for more crazies!
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