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Logit Probit
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Posted - 2009.04.29 06:19:00 -
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Watson sat down and peered at the evidentiary document. It appeared as though the Dominix had been destroyed in a high-security system, most likely within a mission deadspace. However, all identifying traces of the victim had seemingly been removed.
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2009.04.29 00:46:00
Victim:
Corp:
Alliance: NONE
Faction: Gallente Federation
Destroyed: Dominix
System:
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 39802
Involved parties:
Name: State Tenkyu / Amarr Empire
Damage Done: 23081
Name: Logit Probit (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.2
Corp: Sebiestor tribe
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Caldari Navy Bane Torpedo
Damage Done: 16721
Destroyed items:
Acolyte I (Drone Bay)
200mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 2
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 49
Dark Blood Energized Thermic Membrane, Qty: 2
Warden II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Modal Mega Neutron Particle Accelerator I
Energized Reflective Membrane I
Auxiliary Nano Pump I, Qty: 2
Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron
Corpum A-Type Energized Magnetic Membrane, Qty: 2
Hammerhead II, Qty: 6 (Drone Bay)
Cap Recharger II, Qty: 2
Drone Link Augmentor I
Capacitor Control Circuit II
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 160
Ogre II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
Acolyte I, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 5871 (Cargo)
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 49
Warden II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Core C-Type Large Armor Repairer
Hammerhead II (Drone Bay)
Cap Recharger II
Domination Stasis Webifier
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 5790 (Cargo)
Damage Control II
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 4
Ogre II, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
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"I say Holmes! Judging by the loss-mail, the pilot must have been a mere boy no older than thirteen, in all probability making use of his parents' credit card to obtain these expensive fittings. What other explanation could there be for such a slovenly and careless expenditure of ISK on such a low-grade ship?"
Holmes waved his hand dismissively.
"Elementary, Watson."
He picked up a nearby vial of liquid, sipped from it, turned, and offered it to his bewildered companion.
"Examine, if you will, the flavour of these carebear tears. Their sad and salty nature is most different than the rage-fueled bitterness one would expect to be extruded by an internet-addled teenage male."
Holmes took a seat on the nearby ottoman.
"Notice also how, despite being completely at fault, the pilot refused to accept responsibility for initiating the conflict..."
"My God Holmes!" Watson exclaimed. "Could it be that you are suggesting the Dominix was piloted by... A WOMAN?!?"
"You tell me, Watson." Holmes smiled. "The fair sex is your department."
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Lana Torrin
Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.04.29 06:21:00 -
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LOL!
I approve of this thread!
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Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.29 06:41:00 -
[3]
Oh my. 
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Zar Terra
MacroIntel
United Corporations Against Macros
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Posted - 2009.04.29 06:43:00 -
[4]
This thread delivers.
Approved and endorsed. |
Dirk Magnum
Royal Hiigaran Navy
SCUM.
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Posted - 2009.04.29 06:44:00 -
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Hey wait a minute it appears as though Holmes just passed the task of resolving this case to a guy who obviously has no idea how to resolve this case. Go back to hanging with the Cottington's Sir Arthur Probit Doyle.
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FU22
Beyond Transcendence
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Posted - 2009.04.29 08:41:00 -
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Good thread. Would read again
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.04.29 08:44:00 -
[7]
Idubitably more bounteous than your preceeding altercations Logit. One must capitulate this conte incorporates an element of witticism heretofore unseen in your quondam memoirs.
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Myz Toyou
Ministry of Destruction
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Posted - 2009.04.29 09:26:00 -
[8]
You already vistit the doctor for a prostate cancer check ? GJ
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Leana Darkrider
Creatio -ex- nihilo
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Posted - 2009.04.29 09:31:00 -
[9]
10/10
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RedSplat
RennTech
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Posted - 2009.04.29 11:12:00 -
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Ottoman. **** Yeah!
Secretly MirrorGod. Apparently
 Originally by: CCP Mitnal
I don't sleep.
I am always here.
Watching.
Waiting.
Originally by: CCP Mitnal
it does get progressively longer.
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Absalom Marathon
The Athiest Syndicate
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.04.29 11:44:00 -
[11]
Super good reading!  10/10
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Tchell Dahhn
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.04.29 17:38:00 -
[12]
Hey, how long has it been since I've posted here? Well, I've just popped in to say, I wholeheartedly approve of this product and/or service.
Nice work, Logit. You make an old Ninja proud.
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H Lecter
Gallente
The Black Rabbits Academy
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.04.29 17:52:00 -
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Nicely written!
More of that stuff please 
Please resize your signature to the maximum allowed resolution of 400 x 120 pixels with a maximum file size of 24000 bytes. -Weatherman |
Zo5o
Broski Enterprises
Avarice.
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Posted - 2009.04.29 18:02:00 -
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Quote:
Acolyte I (Drone Bay)
200mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 2
Modal Mega Neutron Particle Accelerator I
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
God, the fail.
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Enden Assulu
Caldari
Blood Money Inc.
Blood Money Cartel
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Posted - 2009.04.29 18:37:00 -
[15]
This was actually rather funny 
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Velocity Prime
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.04.29 18:43:00 -
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Nice work!
btw, I'd try petitioning that insult she threw at you. She might get a few days off to think about her folly. 
And don't feel bad, her daddy will buy her a new ship....
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Enzu777
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Posted - 2009.04.29 19:17:00 -
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Best post yet Logit.
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Dracoknight
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Posted - 2009.04.29 21:30:00 -
[18]
excellent thread... would read again 10/10 and a cookie!
Rawr! |
CrimsonLobo
Caldari
Galaxy Punks
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Posted - 2009.04.29 21:34:00 -
[19]
This is endorsed by me.
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Silent Sins
Deliciously Vicious
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Posted - 2009.04.30 00:42:00 -
[20]
well done, all around.
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Your struggles vindicate the illest of intent |
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Cyrdax
Incura
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Posted - 2009.04.30 00:44:00 -
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dude prostate cancer is no laughing matter
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tv where the horn go, boy can you top that? |
Cal Darinne
Caldari
State War Academy
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Posted - 2009.04.30 01:26:00 -
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but I like women, and I feel that they are smart and funny and cute and fluffy and beautiful and did I say smart? 
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I am that I am, Caldari.
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Tildes own
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2009.04.30 01:59:00 -
[23]
Good read, nice kill, enjoy the profits
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Kazacy
Caldari
Invicta.
Advocated Destruction
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Posted - 2009.04.30 05:12:00 -
[24]
Very good job; i enjoy to read this.
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Evee Amine
Alsatia Industries
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Posted - 2009.04.30 05:16:00 -
[25]
this thread r winnar 10/10
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Havohej
Minmatar
Du'uma Fiisi Integrated Astrometrics
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Posted - 2009.04.30 05:43:00 -
[26]
Edited by: Havohej on 30/04/2009 05:43:51
You stupid, stupid boy.
Nice thread, reading again
EDIT: since Istvaan got disqualified, I need a new sig. A good one. hit me up ingame
Originally by: CCP Explorer
You can still steal their stuff.
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Eefel
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Posted - 2009.04.30 05:50:00 -
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Edited by: Eefel on 30/04/2009 05:53:54
But you were stealing from him!!!11 why were you stealing from him and then blow him up?!
Clearly bad work ethics Logit
I pity the ******s that fly fittings like these so incompetently
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Misanth
The Glenn Quagmire Finishing School for Young Ladies
Eternal Rapture
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Posted - 2009.04.30 08:29:00 -
[28]
Pretty fun read, but where's the content.
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This space for rent |
Versipellis
Caldari
ETERNAL LUX
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Posted - 2009.04.30 11:04:00 -
[29]
now that's a good and fun read.. one that makes you smile a bit while working..
btw.. what is an ottoman that holmes sits on? except being a giant empire sometime in history.. |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.04.30 11:10:00 -
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An ottoman is essentially a footstool/low seat, or pouffe if you like. |
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Versipellis
Caldari
ETERNAL LUX
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Posted - 2009.04.30 11:17:00 -
[31]
hmm .. can imagine why it's called ottoman.. the oriental origins.. well noted.. |
Anyura
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Posted - 2009.04.30 11:43:00 -
[32]
/applauds |
Vharl Ochre
69th Tactical Air Arm
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Posted - 2009.04.30 12:58:00 -
[33]
Hilarious post, well written!
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Liam Redstone
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Posted - 2009.04.30 16:35:00 -
[34]
Originally by: Lady Spank
An ottoman is essentially a footstool/low seat, or pouffe if you like.
See also: Hassock
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Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.01 07:14:00 -
[35]
*Lady Spank kicks Liam Redstone in the Hassock*
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Jack Coutu
Gallente
Duty.
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Posted - 2009.05.03 05:48:00 -
[36]
Very nice, I especially like the comment in the chat about "the damage is already done". At least one carebear isn't waiting for their ship to respawn.
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Gambit Stryder
The Accursed
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Posted - 2009.05.03 07:21:00 -
[37]
I endorse this product and/or service.
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Captain Romantic
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Posted - 2009.05.03 08:44:00 -
[38]
Captain Romantic finds this thread amusing. |
TimMc
Gallente
Brutal Deliverance
Blackguard Coalition
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Posted - 2009.05.03 08:45:00 -
[39]
lol good thread.
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Apoctasy
The Python Cartel.
The Gurlstas Associates
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Posted - 2009.05.03 20:00:00 -
[40]
I support this product and/or service
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Reik Karr
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Posted - 2009.05.16 05:51:00 -
[41]
This is a good product.
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Muad' Dib
Gallente
Beyond Divinity Inc
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Posted - 2009.05.16 05:55:00 -
[42]
Originally by: Logit Probit
Watson sat down and peered at the evidentiary document. It appeared as though the Dominix had been destroyed in a high-security system, most likely within a mission deadspace. However, all identifying traces of the victim had seemingly been removed.
--------------------------
2009.04.29 00:46:00
Victim:
Corp:
Alliance: NONE
Faction: Gallente Federation
Destroyed: Dominix
System:
Security: 0.9
Damage Taken: 39802
Involved parties:
Name: State Tenkyu / Amarr Empire
Damage Done: 23081
Name: Logit Probit (laid the final blow)
Security: 0.2
Corp: Sebiestor tribe
Alliance: NONE
Faction: NONE
Ship: Raven
Weapon: Caldari Navy Bane Torpedo
Damage Done: 16721
Destroyed items:
Acolyte I (Drone Bay)
200mm Prototype I Gauss Gun, Qty: 2
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 49
Dark Blood Energized Thermic Membrane, Qty: 2
Warden II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Modal Mega Neutron Particle Accelerator I
Energized Reflective Membrane I
Auxiliary Nano Pump I, Qty: 2
Phased Weapon Navigation Array Generation Extron
Corpum A-Type Energized Magnetic Membrane, Qty: 2
Hammerhead II, Qty: 6 (Drone Bay)
Cap Recharger II, Qty: 2
Drone Link Augmentor I
Capacitor Control Circuit II
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 160
Ogre II, Qty: 2 (Drone Bay)
Dropped items:
Acolyte I, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 5871 (Cargo)
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 49
Warden II, Qty: 3 (Drone Bay)
Core C-Type Large Armor Repairer
Hammerhead II (Drone Bay)
Cap Recharger II
Domination Stasis Webifier
Antimatter Charge M, Qty: 5790 (Cargo)
Damage Control II
350mm Prototype I Gauss Gun
Antimatter Charge L, Qty: 4
Ogre II, Qty: 4 (Drone Bay)
------------------------------
"I say Holmes! Judging by the loss-mail, the pilot must have been a mere boy no older than thirteen, in all probability making use of his parents' credit card to obtain these expensive fittings. What other explanation could there be for such a slovenly and careless expenditure of ISK on such a low-grade ship?"
Holmes waved his hand dismissively.
"Elementary, Watson."
He picked up a nearby vial of liquid, sipped from it, turned, and offered it to his bewildered companion.
"Examine, if you will, the flavour of these carebear tears. Their sad and salty nature is most different than the rage-fueled bitterness one would expect to be extruded by an internet-addled teenage male."
Holmes took a seat on the nearby ottoman.
"Notice also how, despite being completely at fault, the pilot refused to accept responsibility for initiating the conflict..."
"My God Holmes!" Watson exclaimed. "Could it be that you are suggesting the Dominix was piloted by... A WOMAN?!?"
"You tell me, Watson." Holmes smiled. "The fair sex is your department."
"I wish prostate cancer upon you !"
L O L
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I smack just for myself.
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XXhermesXX
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Posted - 2009.05.16 06:30:00 -
[43]
Joining all your channels.
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SFX Bladerunner
Minmatar
Black Serpent Technologies
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Posted - 2009.05.16 11:57:00 -
[44]
Despite the fact that the fit on that dominix wasn't even 'that' expensive (I've seen much more expensive iskfarming ships blown into oblivion)
the sheer comment of the OP makes this thread a definate worthwile read.
9/10
Would definatelly read again.
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History is much like an endless waltz, the three beats of war, peace and revolution continue on forever.. |
Lady Spank
Amarr
Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.16 12:23:00 -
[45]
Necro much people?
The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments |
Lord Zoran
House of Tempers
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Posted - 2009.05.16 12:26:00 -
[46]
/giggle
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Kephael
Caldari
Cursed Souls
Vort3x.
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Posted - 2009.05.16 14:47:00 -
[47]
For a pirate, you are a scholar and a gentleman.
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Nephilius
Caldari
Grey Legionaires
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Posted - 2009.05.16 15:42:00 -
[48]
Great read, would recommend to family and friends, 9/10
I ate a Carebear once...couldn't quit farting rainbows for a month. |
Scott Ryder
Amarr
Ministry of War
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Posted - 2009.05.16 16:14:00 -
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ok fun. 7/10
but wheres the deadspace? All i see is a couple hardners...
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Lian Xander
Suddenly Ninjas
Tear Extraction And Reclamation Service
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Posted - 2009.05.16 16:16:00 -
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The pilot was none other than Col. Mustard, he was in the library holding the candlestick at the time of the incident.
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