Originally by: Mia Serenissima

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... *facepalm*

GREAT IDEA. EXCEPT ALL MY IN-GAME INQUIRIES WERE MET WITH SILENCE AND HOSTILITY, HENCE WHY I HAD TO BREAK THE AWESOME E-HONOR SILENT CODE OF HONORABIL FIGHTOR-WORRIOR-PRINCE-CLAN AND SHAMEFULLY CRAWL MY WAY INTO THE FORUM TO TRY AND SAVE A COUPLE POOR SOULS FROM THE ABOMINATIONS OF T1-GUNS, NO-DAMAGE-MODS, PASSIVE-SHIELD-TANK-RAVEN, CCC-FITTED-CAP-INJECTING PVP SHIP FIT MERC OUTFITS (e-killboard-verifiable), AT THE PRICE OF ALL MY AWESOMELY ACCUMULATED AND DEARLY LOVED SPACESHIP GAMES E-REPUTATION, CURTAILING ANY FUTURE ENDEAVOUR ON MY PART TO JOIN AN AWESOME AND WELL-ESTABLISHED CORP OWNING AWESOME SAFE SPACE WITH LARGE SPACE-PIRATE-HIGH-BOUNTY-SPACE-VESSELS AND SHINY GLISTENING ASTEROIDS FULL OF RARE AND FANTASTIC MINERALS HARDLY SEEN WITHIN THE CONFINES OF CONCORD-EMPIRE-REGULATED-FIEFDOMS, NOT TO MENTION SHINY SPACE OUTPOSTS FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH BOOSTER-BARS AND EXOTIC DANCERS, WHERE I COULD HAVE MADE MY BULLIONS OF ISK-TYCOON-RICHNESS AND BECOME SUPER AWESOME PRINCESS OF SPACE CONQUEST DOOM AND OPENING ME THE DOORS TO INNUMERABLE AWESOME SPACESHIP CONCUBINES (yeah) WHO WOULD HAVE BEEN SURE TO FILL THE DREAMY STARRY NIGHTS IN MY RUPTURE'S ADMIRAL-CAPTAIN-COMMANDER-CABIN (AFTER A GOOD SHOWER TO CLEAN UP ALL THE GREEN GLOWING POD GOO OF COURSE, ALTHOUGH IM SURE HONORABLE SPACE E-CONCUBINES WOULD NOT MIND THE GLISTENING SMELL OF SUPERIOR POD REFUSE ON MY GLISTENING AND TIGHTLY CHISELED WARRIOR-SPACE-WORRIOR-BODY), INSTEAD FORCING ME TO A LIFE OF TECHNICAL-SLAVE-LABOR IN THE INTERGALACTIC SPACE GUTTER, FLIPPING CANS AND STEALING MISSION LOOT TO TRY AND VAINLY PAY FOR MY POD-GOO-NUTRIENTS AND NEXT HIT OF FRENTIX, MANUALLY AND PAINSTAKENLY ASSEMBLING ROUNDS OF PROJECTILE AMMUNITIONS FROM DUCT TAPE AND STOLEN RUSTING HAMSTER-HOUND CAGES GARNERED ILLEGALLY AT NIGHT FROM THE LOCAL SPACE E-JUNK PILE WHILE THE FACTION WARFARE POLICE SECRET SERVICES SPACE BATTLESHIPS ARE TRYING TO SHOOT AND WARP-DISRUPTION-SCRAMBLE ME WITH THEIR SUPERIOR NAVY-SPONSEROD HEAVY-ATTACK-SHIP EQUIPMENT!!!! OH THE SHAME, THE SACRIFICE, THE PAIN BLOOD AND TEARS, WILL THIS EVER BE WORTH IT, WILL MY BELOVED EVE EVER FORGIVE ME AND OPEN THE DOORS OF ETERNAL SPACE PARADISE TO MY BATTERED, BEATEN, SUFFERING AND REPENTING E-SPACE-SOUL, FINALLY GRANTING ME THE RAPTURES OF COMMARADORIE-BLOB-WARFARE AND INFINATE ISK FLOW??? BTW IS THERE ANY MATURE CVA-FREINDLY HONORABIL BUSHIDO SPACE-T2-SHIPS-REIMBURSMENT-PROGRAM EASY-HANGAR-ACCESS CORPORATIVE ENTITIES WITH 0.0 SPACE-ACCESS-OWNAGE-SOVERAIGNETY LARGE-ENDLESS-BLUE-NAPFEST-SPACE-PROTECTION AND FREE-JUMP-BRIDGE-SPACE-CYNO-JAMMING-NETWORK-DISH-TITAN-DOOMSDAY-DEFENSE RECRUITING??? (lol)

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