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electrostatus
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.05.05 13:43:00 -
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13:37:36 Notify You failed to target nothing.
If I failed to do that, shouldn't I have something targeted then? ― Vexo M > He turned the drives up to 11 |

FarosWarrior
Amarr Sonnema
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Posted - 2009.05.05 14:52:00 -
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kinda fond of the "you succesfully salvage from X wreck, unfortunately there was nothing to be salvaged" cheers, Faros
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Darth StickyFingers
Black Opz Phoenix Rising Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.05 15:37:00 -
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"You can not put that there as the container is already imploding."
from trying to move items from corp hangar array to can inside hauler right after dropping out of warp.
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Mal Lokrano
Gallente Faulcon de Lazy
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:00:00 -
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Another two are
"Rebel Biomass" and "Head in a Jar"
Not sure if they are Easter Eggs but I found them funny. ____________________________________________ When going to a party with wine, women, and song. Always acertain the vintage of the first two. |

Herzog Wolfhammer
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:04:00 -
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I just know it.....
somewhere
out there
is the Satellite of Love
(MST3K fans you know who you are).
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Dong Ninja
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Posted - 2009.05.05 17:28:00 -
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http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/item/i28840-Magic-Crystal-Ball-details.html
Originally by: Xen Gin Indeed, upgrading an MS OS is like taking a **** into a cake mixture, then complaining that it doesn't taste good when it's all done.
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Mrmuttley
City of Certitude
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:24:00 -
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Originally by: Typhado3 I have a bag of seasoned dandruff among my collection. Also remember our corp having some "gallente sex toys" long long ago, I never did find out where those went.
Lots of people have gallente sex toys. They're call Thorax and Iteron . |

Kat Bandeis
Caldari Deep Core Mining Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:38:00 -
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Originally by: David Caldera http://i28.photobucket.com/albums/c209/Davewaveman/smacktalk.jpg
One of the funniest messages in my opinion.
OK, that's pretty damn funny... 
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Nuuskur
Amarr PIE Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.05 18:47:00 -
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Perrigen Falls description is pretty interesting.
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Ren torbuy
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Posted - 2009.05.05 19:18:00 -
[40]
Read the Description for the Elite Hull Tanking Cert
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Weight What
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Posted - 2009.05.05 19:47:00 -
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Darth Vader manning his Obelisk of Doom, whilst old, is always a good one in my books.
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Annonymous, trading as "Weight What". |

Irida Mershkov
Gallente War is Bliss
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Posted - 2009.05.05 20:08:00 -
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What are the Obelisk ones I keep hearing? got the feeling i'm missing something.
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Beckoner Venhatha
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Posted - 2009.05.05 20:25:00 -
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Polaris
Still trying to figure out how to learn the prereq for this one?
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Nnamuachs
Caldari Kiith Paktu Veneratio Venator Alliance
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Posted - 2009.05.06 00:41:00 -
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2007.06.11 02:18:55 Info It's generally not a good idea to trade with yourself. You're pretty sure that you'll end up stealing all your stuff.
One of my favorites.
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Jean Lechapel
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Posted - 2009.05.06 11:17:00 -
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http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/item/i15458-Improved-X-Instinct-Booster-details.html
This one always cracks me up... though its more of a chuckle than an easter egg.
------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Improved X-Instinct Booster
This energizing booster grants its user a vastly improved economy of effort when parsing the data streams needed to sustain space flight. The main benefit of this lie not in improved performance but less waste of transmission and extraneous micromaneuvers, making the pilot's ship sleeker in performance and harder to detect. The booster's only major drawback is the crazed notion that the pilot's inventory would be look so much better if merely rearranged ONE MORE TIME.
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Mal Lokrano
Gallente Faulcon de Lazy
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Posted - 2009.05.06 20:36:00 -
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remembered another
Test Bong
and my CEO showed me this one "Plans to crack Impregnable Safe" ____________________________________________ When going to a party with wine, women, and song. Always acertain the vintage of the first two. |

Dessa DesPlains
Center for Advanced Studies
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Posted - 2009.05.07 04:30:00 -
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someday I'll get me a "tampered dolls". |

Hexor V
I.M.M
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Posted - 2009.05.07 06:51:00 -
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Originally by: Beckoner Venhatha Polaris
Still trying to figure out how to learn the prereq for this one?
Polaris is a skill/ship thing for ISD and CCP devs. Example the invulnerable ships that film alliance tournaments are Polaris ships. ____
YHBT
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Mining Minnie
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Posted - 2009.05.07 08:24:00 -
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Originally by: Hexor V
Originally by: Beckoner Venhatha Polaris
Still trying to figure out how to learn the prereq for this one?
Polaris is a skill/ship thing for ISD and CCP devs. Example the invulnerable ships that film alliance tournaments are Polaris ships.
I think he was referring to the fact that you have to have it trained to Level V in order to train it to Level I.
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Letava
Gallente Firefly Inc.
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Posted - 2009.05.07 08:50:00 -
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Originally by: Kiri Serrensun
Those were wonderful little mood-setters, especially the creepy nursery rhyme for Delve ("Bloody Omar ran away / Far from the light of day...."), the series of letters from Sansha's Nation for Paragon Soul ("Heloise, my love....") or the Jove region ("Children, leave us be.")
For some reason, I can't seem to get them any more since Apocrypha, which is a real pity.
Use the map panel search. |

Maria Kalista
Amarr Emerald Forest Securities
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Posted - 2009.05.07 08:57:00 -
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Originally by: Dong Ninja http://www.battleclinic.com/eve_online/item/i28840-Magic-Crystal-Ball-details.html
That one cracked me up! 
Originally by: Jacharian This sounds like a bad idea. I'm in.
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Cybele Lanier
Amarr The Graduates Morsus Mihi
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Posted - 2009.05.07 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: electrostatus 13:37:36 Notify You failed to target nothing.
Most people only fail to do something, but we take it to the next level!
Best one I got was when you double-clicked your own name in a chat window:
"It is more efficient to talk to yourself in person than via the chat system." --------------- ""Minimum collateral damage" and "Entire star system" do not belong in the same sentence." |
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