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Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2012.05.08 14:58:00 -
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It's my day off after a busy bank holiday weekend and I find myself three sheets to the wind. Trouble is my friend is popping over in about an hour and I need to appear sober.
Aside from eating a bowl of coffee, what can I do, thanks!
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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
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Posted - 2012.05.08 14:59:00 -
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Face -> toilet -> flush.
No, honestly, couldn't tell you.
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Nirnias Stirrum
Tr0pa de elite.
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:01:00 -
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Go for a run or the gym. If your not into that, more shots and you wont care how you appear when your friend arrives. I find the best cure for a hang over is never be sober and just not stop drinking. |
Darrow Hill
Vodka and Vice
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:03:00 -
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FYI
Situations like this are why some people start using coke. |
stoicfaux
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:03:00 -
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Unless you know of a way to dramatically speed up your metabolism, there's not much you can do.
You can tell me what is and isn't Truth when you pry the tinfoil from my cold, lifeless head.
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Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:05:00 -
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Avoid walking. Lots of mouthwash.
Or you could try jogging. Don't use a treadmill though, it didn't work so well for Adam Savage |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:05:00 -
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I'm going to have a coffee and a poo and hope for the best.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Aida Nu
Nu Industries
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:06:00 -
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To reduce the hangover make yourself a drink. Or have a beer or something. It helps.
If you-¦re still pissed then you are ****** :D |
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:07:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:I'm going to have a coffee and a poo and hope for the best.
Coffee just makes you a more animated drunk. The poo will, however, put a spring in your step.
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EdwardNardella
Capital Construction Research
Pioneer Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:08:00 -
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Eat dry toast, it will absorb some of the alcohol still in your stomac which will delay it from getting into your blood. |
JamesCLK
Lone Star Exploration
Lone Star Partners
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:08:00 -
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Have a bite to eat and drink a pint of water. |
Andrea Roche
State War Academy
Caldari State
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:08:00 -
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ROFL.
For the future, if you get too drunk and you get home and need to work the next day, put the finger to the throat to get rid of the alcohol and go to sleep. You will be 80% efficient then when you go to work next day.
It is still the best solution by far.
Whatever you do, do NOT go to sleep with a belly full of beer if you are going to work the next day.
You are welcome to try without the finger to the throat and with to see the difference.
Its a BIG difference.
PS: It is also suggested to go for a meal thats full of rashers,eggs,sausages, pudding/ Basically full of greess. Its helps with the soacking. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:11:00 -
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I have decided to accept my fate and continue drinking regardless.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:11:00 -
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If anyone finds me solo roaming later today I suggest you engage me.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
non judgement
Without Fear
Flying Burning Ships Alliance
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:14:00 -
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I think food and water are best.
You could just take lots of drugs and your friend will be more worried about that and they probably wont ask how much you had to drink. |
Micheal Dietrich
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:14:00 -
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Aida Nu wrote:To reduce the hangover make yourself a drink. Or have a beer or something. It helps.
If you-¦re still pissed then you are ****** :D
Red beers were common with my customers in the morning which is just beer + V8. One of them used to add pepper to his. |
Nirnias Stirrum
Tr0pa de elite.
G00DFELLAS
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:15:00 -
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Bank holiday weekends do that to you, for my bank holiday i went to see avengers drunk as a monkey and stoned as a hippie... btw Avengers = BEST MOVIE EVER.... well from what i can remember. |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:20:00 -
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This weekend I served two 18 year old girls dressed as captain america and uh.. the hulk who both looked quite adorable. I'm old so acted suitably professional but my colleagues were mostly drooling and acting like morons with hard-ons and were jealous that I 'got to' serve them.
I thanked them for their upstanding public duty as heroes and hoped they enjoyed their movie-going experience.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
Savage Angel
Gambler's Inc.
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:21:00 -
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How drunk you are is based on the alcohol / blood ratio, and cannot be lowered quickly. The liver breaks down the alcohol at a set rate, so no amount of exercise or such will matter.
Coffee will make you more alert and compensate for the depressant effects of the alcohol, but will do nothing to stop you from dancing naked on the bar - may even increase the chance as you will now be awake enough to think of it.
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ISD Grossvogel
Community Communications Liaisons
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Posted - 2012.05.08 15:25:00 -
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Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
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Posted - 2012.05.08 16:08:00 -
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Disgusting, but... The morning poop thing is helpful. I have no idea why. Also the regurgitation before bed. T hat technique works wonders. If you can, try not to let your wife or girlfriend see you doing it. It's guaranteed not to raise your level of respect and esteem... |
Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
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Posted - 2012.05.08 16:19:00 -
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Telegram Sam wrote:Also the regurgitation before bed. T hat technique works wonders.
I call that "getting the top layer out". Also helpful to clear up early signs of nausea before continuing to drink.
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Micheal Dietrich
Standards and Practices
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Posted - 2012.05.08 16:25:00 -
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I remember many nights where the regurgitation before bed was inevitable. Oh how many mornings I had waking up to snuggling with the kitchen waste basket. |
TomyLobo
Posthuman Society
Enclave.
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Posted - 2012.05.08 16:34:00 -
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You can try choking yourself with your toothbrush while brushing your tongue. Honestly, it works!!! |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.05.08 18:09:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:I'm going to have a coffee and a poo and hope for the best.
lol  nowt wrong with a good stiff crap ! |
Telegram Sam
The Drones Club
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Posted - 2012.05.08 19:32:00 -
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Karl Hobb wrote:Telegram Sam wrote:Also the regurgitation before bed. T hat technique works wonders. I call that "getting the top layer out". Also helpful to clear up early signs of nausea before continuing to drink.
In that case, straight shots of something highly alcoholic might be in order. To "clear the palate", as it were.  |
Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2012.05.08 19:47:00 -
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Despite my poor choices in early drinking I survived the trip to the allotment and managed to plant strawberries, onions, cabbages and onions and do general maintenance.
:P
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Karl Hobb
Imperial Margarine
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Posted - 2012.05.08 19:49:00 -
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Lady Spank wrote:Despite my poor choices in early drinking I survived the trip to the allotment and managed to plant strawberries, onions, cabbages and onions and do general maintenance.
Confirming that gardening is just as rewarding while drunk.
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Lady Spank
Genos Occidere
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Posted - 2012.05.08 19:50:00 -
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onions, and ... onions. I meant cauliflower!
Good lord.
(a¦á_a¦â) ~ http://getoutnastyface.blogspot.com/ ~ (a¦á_a¦â) |
jason hill
The Riot Formation
Get Off My Lawn
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Posted - 2012.05.08 20:08:00 -
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lol....looks like your still bolloxed by the sound of things |
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