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Internet Lawyer Steve
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
26
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Posted - 2012.05.08 23:25:00 -
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Internet Lawyer Steve on the scene...
With the upcoming Inferno patch we realize that CCP is not adding anything new to the game. Just redoing old stuff, fixing stuff and swapping some skins. Since this is not an "Expansion" we must call it a patch. Since this is a Patch and not an Expansion, We here at the Law Offices of Internet Lawyer Steve and Associates felt like you, the New Eden Residence, Should know that CCP is not coming through with their claims of a new Expansion.
ex-+pan-+sion
GÇé
noun
1.
the act or process of expanding.
2.
the state or quality of being expanded.
3.
the amount or degree of expanding.
4.
an expanded, dilated, or enlarged portion or form of a thing: The present article is an expansion of one he wrote last year.
5.
anything spread out; expanse.
Internet Lawyer Steve and Associates,
Bringing Justice to New Eden, One post at a time... |
Ike Snicklefritz
Pink Fuzzy Dice
5
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Posted - 2012.05.08 23:35:00 -
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They're adding drone damage mods.
Case closed I win no further discussion needed. Yeah, there's even other stuff to counter your pointless kerfuffle, but really drone damage mods -- what more do you want? |
Grey Azorria
Federation Industries
156
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Posted - 2012.05.08 23:35:00 -
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Missile launchers (models), drone damage mods, MJDs, CPU rigs, fueled shield boosters and adaptive hardners are not in game now, after inferno they will be, therefore the game will have been expanded by inferno, therefore you are an idiot.
id-i-ot
noun
1.
(Psychiatry) a person with severe mental retardation
2.
a foolish or senseless person
Do not argue with an idiot. He will drag you down to his level and beat you with experience. |
Internet Lawyer Steve
Imperial Academy
Amarr Empire
26
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Posted - 2012.05.08 23:44:00 -
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Grey Azorria wrote:Missile launchers (models), drone damage mods, MJDs, CPU rigs, fueled shield boosters and adaptive hardners are not in game now, after inferno they will be, therefore the game will have been expanded by inferno, therefore you are an idiot.
id-i-ot
noun
1.
(Psychiatry) a person with severe mental retardation
2.
a foolish or senseless person
Oh wow. mods.
noob = you.
Internet Lawyer Steve and Associates,
Bringing Justice to New Eden, One post at a time... |
Mathias Hex
130
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Posted - 2012.05.09 00:17:00 -
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I WANT MY $60 I PAID FOR THIS EXPANSION BACK!!! Oh what wait a minute I cant complain if it's free huh 
I recall one night in a nightclub called the matrix, there I was... Mother of god there I am! Holy f**k. |
Algol Bailiwick
Bunnie Slayers
Redrum Fleet
2
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Posted - 2012.05.09 00:20:00 -
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noun
1.
Internet Lawyer Steve wrote: Internet Lawyer Steve on the scene...
With the upcoming Inferno patch we realize that CCP is not adding anything new to the game. Just redoing old stuff, fixing stuff and swapping some skins. Since this is not an "Expansion" we must call it a patch. Since this is a Patch and not an Expansion, We here at the Law Offices of Internet Lawyer Steve and Associates felt like you, the New Eden Residence, Should know that CCP is not coming through with their claims of a new Expansion.
ex-+pan-+sion
GÇé
noun
1.
the act or process of expanding.
2.
the state or quality of being expanded.
3.
the amount or degree of expanding.
4.
an expanded, dilated, or enlarged portion or form of a thing: The present article is an expansion of one he wrote last year.
5.
anything spread out; expanse.
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Mars Theran
EVE Rogues
EVE Rogues Alliance
184
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Posted - 2012.05.09 01:09:00 -
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Grey Azorria wrote:Missile launchers (models), drone damage mods, MJDs, CPU rigs, fueled shield boosters and adaptive hardners are not in game now, after inferno they will be, therefore the game will have been expanded by inferno, therefore you are an idiot.
id-i-ot
noun
1.
(Psychiatry) a person with severe mental retardation
2.
a foolish or senseless person
if you hadn't included 1, it would have stayed funny.
Alliance Auction - EVE Rogues: https://forums.eveonline.com/default.aspx?g=posts&m=1215438#post1215438 |
Aruken Marr
BSC LEGION
Tactical Narcotics Team
80
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Posted - 2012.05.09 01:16:00 -
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10/10
I personally thought this was hilarious. |
Copine Callmeknau
Kangaroos With Frickin Lazerbeams
Ninja Unicorns with Huge Horns
128
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Posted - 2012.05.09 01:18:00 -
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Internet Lawyer Steve wrote: CCP is not adding anything new to the game. Just redoing old stuff, fixing stuff and swapping some skins.
You mean they're replacing old stuff with NEW stuff, applying NEW attributes to items, applying NEW skins, and bringing NEW modules to the game?
You fuckin idiot
There should be a rather awesome pic here |
Torneach
Emrys Enterprises
43
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Posted - 2012.05.09 01:22:00 -
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I for one think it is a good thing CCP is polishing older content, since they have demonstrated themselves unable to both add new content and improve the older features simultaneously. |
Dersk
90040045
63
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Posted - 2012.05.09 01:24:00 -
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Mars Theran wrote:if you hadn't included 1, it would have stayed funny.
Definitions, killing fun since Aristotle.
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Gogela
Freeport Exploration
Loosely Affiliated Pirates Alliance
726
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Posted - 2012.05.09 01:27:00 -
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This is my lawyer and he has a different take...
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Serge Bastana
GWA Corp
Unified Church of the Unobligated
454
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Posted - 2012.05.09 02:19:00 -
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Mathias Hex wrote:I WANT MY $60 I PAID FOR THIS EXPANSION BACK!!! Oh what wait a minute I cant complain if it's free huh
Dammit now I feel like an entitled little prick if I want to whine about it, you spoil all my fun, you do!
WoW holds your hand until end game, and gives you a cookie whether you win or lose. EVE not only takes your cookie, but laughs at you for bringing one in the first place... |
Tippia
Sunshine and Lollipops
6493
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Posted - 2012.05.09 02:26:00 -
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Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:With the upcoming Inferno patch we realize that CCP is not adding anything new to the game. Sure. If we ignore the things that it adds to the game, and the ways in which it expand on gameplay.
GÇ£If you're not willing to fight for what you have in GëívGëí you don't deserve it, and you will lose it.GÇ¥
Find more rants over at Tippis' Rants. |
Alavaria Fera
GoonWaffe
Goonswarm Federation
638
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Posted - 2012.05.09 02:31:00 -
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Tippia wrote:Internet Lawyer Steve wrote:With the upcoming Inferno patch we realize that CCP is not adding anything new to the game. Sure. If we ignore the things that it adds to the game, and the ways in which it expand on gameplay.
Uh oh.
Quick, just trivialize everything.
Those who cannot adapt become victims of Evolugalbugaslugakjlwsdhvbzxd |
Marlona Sky
Massive PVPness
Psychotic Tendencies.
910
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Posted - 2012.05.09 03:02:00 -
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I will take fixes over new content everyday of the week and twice on Sunday.
Remove local, structure mails and revamp the directional scanner! |
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