Originally by: Sanguis Fluibant

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You know, like extreme Ironing. Where you do it in a tree or hanging from one.

Anyway, to the crown jewels of it all.

Proteus Hunter, you have already violated our agreement, by neglecting the following conditions; also the slow tax shift really pickled my oyster.

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FAO: Proteus Hunter

Memorandum of Agreement
Date: 12/05/2009

Sanguis Fluibant, formerly known as *Classified*, hereinafter called the Arrogant Mother ****er (AMF), agrees that Proteus Hunter, hereinafter called the Trustee, will repay his 1,000,000,000.00 ISK (1 Billion ISK) loan to AMF under the following conditions:

1.1 Guaranteed entrance for AMF into the Corporation 'The Rehabilitators' for a period of 1 (one) month total, with further extensions allowed subject to success and/or progression for both during said month.

1.2.1 Upon entrance into the Corporation 'The Rehabilitators' AMF shall receive from the Trustee the following:

òA complete set of +3 Implants
òA Retriever fitted to the requirements of AMF guaranteed to cost no more than 100,000,000.00 ISK (100 Million ISK) total.
òA bottle of 2007 'Reserve' Jacob's Creek Shiraz sent by courier to AMF's place of residence, to be disclosed upon agreement of this contract.

1.2.2 Upon the newly acquired ability of AMF to fly a Covetor, anticipated to be in approximately 2 weeks from the date of this contract, the Trustee will accept back the fully fitted Retriever from AMF and replace it with a fully fitted Covetor.

1.2.3 Upon the newly acquired ability of AMF to fly a Hulk, anticipated to be in approximately 2 weeks after the ability of AMF to fly a Covetor, the Trustee will accept back the fully fitted Covetor from AMF and replace it with a Faction & Complex fitted Hulk, with the exact fitting to be advised by AMF.

2.1 Recognition from the Trustee that the sole cause and creation of this contract was due to extreme intoxication-recovery more commonly known as 'hungover', and the incredibly bored state generated by lack of business in the office.

2.2 Recognition from the Trustee that upon careful analysis of all the requirements the total amount to be repaid will still only be approximately 40-60% of the initial investment received by the Trustee.

3.1 Upon acceptance of this contract AMF and the Trustee agree that the loan has been repaid, subject to correct procedure as outlined in the above conditions.

4.1 Upon incorrect procedure from the Trustee outside of the conditions outlined above, the Trustee will pay to AMF 2,400,000,000.00 ISK (2.4 Billion ISK), given that the hung-over state of AMF means he cannot be arsed to work out the 20% daily compound interest since the date the loan was first received. The figure is generated from 1 Billion, with 20% total interest, then doubled, for the inconvenience caused.

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You think legalities in pixel spaceships can be simply igored?!?!

I will throw you to wolves my maple syrup munching friend!

tl;dr kiss my rump im bored

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