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Tarac Nor Caldari EVE Defence Initiative	Posted - 2009.05.18 01:31:00 - [31] Edited by: Tarac Nor on 18/05/2009 01:31:29 different orca, and it did happen and i laughed my ass off, funniest thing thats happened the whole week.
MrChook Uranus Assault Team	Posted - 2009.05.18 01:36:00 - [32] Originally by: leboe Did you know people eject from expensive ships in highsec? I had no idea. Yes, but I've never had the opportunity to capitalise on it Couple of mistakes though... Do your corp mates know you can fly an Orca... because that requires some hefty carebear training Originally by: leboe This char could not fly a hulk, but I also realized he cant just scoop it from the orca, he needs to be back in the hulk to pack it up. This is incorrect, same as with a carrier you are able to scoop the unmanned ship when are piloting the Orca. The correct process to steal an Orca is to sit nearby (within 6km) in a covert ops, wait until the other pilot swtiches ships, uncloak and board the Orca. Then you scoop your covert ops into the Orca's ship maint bay and fly off into the sunset. If you are really really lucky, you will find an even more complete idiot that ejects from his ship into his pod rather than boarding the other ship directly. In that case you have 30 seconds to board the Orca, scoop your covert ops AND his Hulk, leaving him with nothing but his pod
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.18 01:54:00 - [33] Originally by: MrChook Originally by: leboe Did you know people eject from expensive ships in highsec? I had no idea. Yes, but I've never had the opportunity to capitalise on it Couple of mistakes though... Do your corp mates know you can fly an Orca... because that requires some hefty carebear training Originally by: leboe This char could not fly a hulk, but I also realized he cant just scoop it from the orca, he needs to be back in the hulk to pack it up. This is incorrect, same as with a carrier you are able to scoop the unmanned ship when are piloting the Orca. The correct process to steal an Orca is to sit nearby (within 6km) in a covert ops, wait until the other pilot swtiches ships, uncloak and board the Orca. Then you scoop your covert ops into the Orca's ship maint bay and fly off into the sunset. If you are really really lucky, you will find an even more complete idiot that ejects from his ship into his pod rather than boarding the other ship directly. In that case you have 30 seconds to board the Orca, scoop your covert ops AND his Hulk, leaving him with nothing but his pod WTB: Orca pilot with covops skills..
MrChook Uranus Assault Team	Posted - 2009.05.18 02:02:00 - [34] Originally by: Lana Torrin WTB: Orca pilot with covops skills.. I'm not for sale...
Lana Torrin Minmatar Republic Military Skool	Posted - 2009.05.18 11:37:00 - [35] Originally by: MrChook Originally by: Lana Torrin WTB: Orca pilot with covops skills.. I'm not for sale... And you quit Heretics because?! /o\
MrChook Uranus Assault Team	Posted - 2009.05.19 05:33:00 - [36] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: MrChook Originally by: Lana Torrin WTB: Orca pilot with covops skills.. I'm not for sale... And you quit Heretics because?! /o\ What's that got to do with it? But it was mostly because of internet spaceship drama.
leboe Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2009.05.19 05:37:00 - [37] all the cool kids have heretics in their corp history
Mystafyre Caldari Dark Materials Heretic Nation	Posted - 2009.05.19 05:50:00 - [38] Originally by: Double E True piracy at work.....two thumbs QFT
r0b0to Dark Star Cartel	Posted - 2009.05.19 06:48:00 - [39] im a cool kid tbh tbh tbh i need a cut from the profits tbh -----------
Oli Robbo Gallente Galactic Defence Syndicate Aggression.	Posted - 2009.05.19 15:09:00 - [40] Originally by: r0b0to im a cool kid tbh tbh tbh i need a cut from the profits tbh tbh stop saying tbh its driving me mad tbh..
leboe Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2009.05.19 15:10:00 - [41] MLTOV say T B H on vent, what a bunch of homos
Sol'Kanar SRIUS BISNIS	Posted - 2009.05.19 16:20:00 - [42] Originally by: leboe MLTOV say T B H on vent, what a bunch of homos Seriously? That's terrible, tbh.
leboe Dark Star Cartel Molotov Coalition	Posted - 2009.05.19 16:28:00 - [43] im being supr srs
Zedrik Cayne Gallente Standards and Practices	Posted - 2009.05.19 16:31:00 - [44] Originally by: Lana Torrin Originally by: MrChook Originally by: leboe Did you know people eject from expensive ships in highsec? I had no idea. Yes, but I've never had the opportunity to capitalise on it Couple of mistakes though... Do your corp mates know you can fly an Orca... because that requires some hefty carebear training Originally by: leboe This char could not fly a hulk, but I also realized he cant just scoop it from the orca, he needs to be back in the hulk to pack it up. This is incorrect, same as with a carrier you are able to scoop the unmanned ship when are piloting the Orca. The correct process to steal an Orca is to sit nearby (within 6km) in a covert ops, wait until the other pilot swtiches ships, uncloak and board the Orca. Then you scoop your covert ops into the Orca's ship maint bay and fly off into the sunset. If you are really really lucky, you will find an even more complete idiot that ejects from his ship into his pod rather than boarding the other ship directly. In that case you have 30 seconds to board the Orca, scoop your covert ops AND his Hulk, leaving him with nothing but his pod WTB: Orca pilot with covops skills.. Make me an offer . -- Originally by: "RedSplat" You're the internet equivalent of a Deepfried Mars bar filled with stupid.
arbiter reborn	Posted - 2009.05.19 17:18:00 - [45] grand theft orca 2
Rameus Luxmaar Immortalis Inc. Shadow Cartel	Posted - 2009.05.19 18:07:00 - [46] Originally by: MicroWarpdrive II Edited by: MicroWarpdrive II on 15/05/2009 02:52:44 posting pics of leboe's mom you probably should look at this at work, it would be a really good idea to show these pictures to your boss too, im sure both of you would have a grand old chuckle OH GOD THE HORROR!!! MY EYES <<< THEY ARE BURNING AHHHHHHHHHH!!! _________________________________ Immortalis Inc. is recruiting pilots!
Alan Calyst Gallente Rising Ashes Inc. SATRAPY	Posted - 2009.05.19 19:06:00 - [47] God's damn! I gotta look out for that when I pull my Dreadnought >_>, lolz. ______________________________________________ Aspiring Drone user. Watch out for the Iron Valyrie!
Zenethalos Minmatar Noir.	Posted - 2009.05.19 23:57:00 - [48] Was too lazy to read all the responses maybe this was mentioned. If you lock a ship that has no pilot in it, it cannot be borded, unless that has changed in the two months I took off eve.
Agent Known Apotheosis of Virtue	Posted - 2009.05.20 05:02:00 - [49] Originally by: Zenethalos Was too lazy to read all the responses maybe this was mentioned. If you lock a ship that has no pilot in it, it cannot be borded, unless that has changed in the two months I took off eve. Well, the person was stupid enough to not lock the Orca, so he was swiftly parted of it.
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2009.05.20 05:22:00 - [50] Originally by: Agent Known Originally by: Zenethalos Was too lazy to read all the responses maybe this was mentioned. If you lock a ship that has no pilot in it, it cannot be borded, unless that has changed in the two months I took off eve. Well, the person was stupid enough to not lock the Orca, so he was swiftly parted of it. I always lock my Orca whenever im away from it.. I use the combination 123456 so I dont forget what it is.
Lexa Hellfury SPORADIC MOVEMENT Cult of War	Posted - 2009.05.20 06:44:00 - [51] Originally by: Lana Hellfury AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Lexa Hellfury SPORADIC MOVEMENT Cult of War	Posted - 2009.05.20 06:46:00 - [52] Lana Hellfury is the 2nd best Hellfury.
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2009.05.20 07:05:00 - [53] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Lana Hellfury is the 2nd best Hellfury. You wait till my pic shows up.....
Lexa Hellfury SPORADIC MOVEMENT Cult of War	Posted - 2009.05.20 07:13:00 - [54] Originally by: Lana Hellfury Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Lana Hellfury is the 2nd best Hellfury. You wait till my pic shows up..... It's like, the same as Lana Torrin's
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2009.05.20 07:21:00 - [55] Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Originally by: Lana Hellfury Originally by: Lexa Hellfury Lana Hellfury is the 2nd best Hellfury. You wait till my pic shows up..... It's like, the same as Lana Torrin's Awww.. I thought it looked a bit grumpier..
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.	Posted - 2009.05.20 07:27:00 - [56] Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 20/05/2009 07:28:06 So I just noticed after three years that the thing my avatar wears below their neck looks like the letter M.
Lana Hellfury Minmatar Republic University	Posted - 2009.05.20 07:37:00 - [57] Originally by: Dirk Magnum Edited by: Dirk Magnum on 20/05/2009 07:28:06 So I just noticed after three years that the thing my avatar wears below their neck looks like the letter M. I thought that was intentional!
Dirk Magnum Royal Hiigaran Navy SCUM.	Posted - 2009.05.20 07:39:00 - [58] I know, right?
Corrock Minmatar SUBLIME L.L.C.	Posted - 2009.05.20 11:04:00 - [59] Ah, such epic winage:)
Ta'jek Angels Of Death EVE Free Worlds Alliance	Posted - 2009.05.20 13:22:00 - [60] if you check the sell orders thread, there is a guy that got his alliance stolen from him and is now up for sale....

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