Originally by: Hey You

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Originally by: Dahlia Houghton

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Originally by: Hey You

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rly son you gotta relax and take a break from kenny.

oh u did.

srsly tho your corp sucks and you can't hack 0.0 its cool no need to keep posting about your fanboi position.

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Originally by: Hey You

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Originally by: Dahlia Houghton

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Originally by: Hey You

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rly son you gotta relax and take a break from kenny.

oh u did.

srsly tho your corp sucks and you can't hack 0.0 its cool no need to keep posting about your fanboi position.

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I also think you are r*e*t*ard as well as good portion of your alliance but you don't see me posting about it do you?

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Originally by: Hey You

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Originally by: Dahlia Houghton

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Originally by: Hey You

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rly son you gotta relax and take a break from kenny.

oh u did.

srsly tho your corp sucks and you can't hack 0.0 its cool no need to keep posting about your fanboi position.

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I also think you are r*e*t*ard as well as good portion of your alliance but you don't see me posting about it do you?

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Originally by: Hey You

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NUmmbERS NUmBERS NUBERS

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Originally by: Hey You

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This post has been cleared of inappropriate content.

Regards,
The EVE Online Moderation team

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Originally by: Sixie666

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Pet hi-5 o/ \o

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Originally by: 5/16 new thread

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OVERVIEW:

The 'massive RKZ offensive' which was going to put us lil goonie nubs in our place was preceded by a tsunami of fake intel-glurge. On the eve of the I1Y invasion, 'concerned contacts' - random NPC alts and blind emails - came out of the woodwork to offer us 'intel' designed to make us shake in our boots.

Originally by: Carnicx, EXE Director, Wednesday

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Molle just held a speech about this OP so it is now a bit more official.

We are going on the offensive big time. And I mean big time. The exact destination is not yet official other than that it is several systems. We will do a spammage of epic proportions as well as attack a large amount of enemy towers. The number of towers that will be spammed starting tomorrow after dt is most likely insane. As is the preparations put into this.

Just as an example of all the preparations that have been done for this: I have an alt logged off with over 2 million rounds of ammunition. That is over 600M isk in ammo. And that is just my alt.

Now, what will make sure this is a success more than anything else is people spending as much time online as they can initially to make sure we steamroll the enemy from the get go. The more momentum we get the faster we will win.

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Obviously, ~patience~ needs help in the form of nerd testosterone.

RKZ's strategy quickly became apparent. They hoped to steamroll I1Y and roll on to ED and continue to grow momentum. While doing this, they had sicced their pets to spam our bridge systems in hopes of overloading our logistics - by the by, join GSOL and help them pres butan, or this might happen.

The first day (5/14) of the prophecied offensive, RKZ and -A- steamed into I1Y, locked down the system, and reinforced everything. Molle bragged to his troops that he would 'show us what a hellpurge really is', yet another amusing case of our enemies adopting our own nomenclature while railing against us. Come US time, we summoned a massive coalition fleet and repped our towers, then sieged everything RKZ had dropped.

Day two, 5/15. A combination of bloodlust from PL and GS capital jocks and Xttz's stroke of brilliance hands RKZ an old-fashioned capital welp. While attempting to down our jammer in early eurotime with dreads they had logged in-system, we kill 10 for no losses, then whack another three carriers in post-hotdrop engagements. We achieve system control early and don't let up, which is good because we have 31 towers to rep. An all-night vigil ensues, and all our **** gets repped. We lose syscontrol at downtime, which brings us to today: the RKZ offensive has run into a brick wall, and we find ourselves needing to sustain our defense.

BRIDGE SPAM FRONT:

Tormentum has spammed A-B with 5 towers (5/15). EXE has spammed MKD with 5, and Frontal Impact has spammed ZXJ with 5 (5/14). As of today, RKK has spammed 6 towers in 4-2UXV (5/16). Southern Connection has spammed KIA's system in M1BZ and KIA has counterspammed.

As I write this, GSOL has responded to these spams simply by counterspamming as these are all high-moon systems. As best as I can tell, there was supposed to be much, much more spam from KenGoku, but they outsourced the task to pets who aren't as swift as they would like.

R64 SPAM FRONT:

Before their big push on Thursday, RKZ had spammed a bunch of R64 systems to break sov, because they are incapable of downing jammers without -A- there. ZAU and P4 have flipped to RKZ sov, we successfully defended Q2. Note that merely because they have system sov does not mean that RKZ has these R64s; RKZ only owns 3 R64s, one in P4 and two in 49.

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Originally by: new thread part two charlimit lol

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PERIOD BASIS/EXECUTIVE OUTCOMES FRONT:

~heh~

PA-VE3 is the last EXE station, the last hostile station of any kind, in Period Basis. It is not being defended and KIA will spam it at their lesiure.

KIA and ZAF are now in Querious, helping us out. <3

DELVE FRONT:

1-SMEB remains hostile. That's it. We have hella sov4. The war is almost entirely in Querious now.

NEAR-TERM STRATEGIC GOALS:

1. Purge I1Y
2. Purge Bridge Spam/Counterspam until we can take time to siege
3. Keep RKZ R64s in RF
4. Be utter bastards: **** up local, scam, ruin the game for our enemies.

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Originally by: 5/16 line by line

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Later than usual, because it's been a busy couple of days!

Shortly after I penned my last update, RKZ made a play for our jammer in I1Y. They put 10 of their dreads who were logged in system at the jammer; we lined up a present for them. Moments before it would have been incapped, Xttz offlined our own jammer and a PL/GS capfleet hotdropped the RKZ group. They died - 10 dreads worth, to no losses on our side. Xttz scooped the offline jammer into his carrier's hold, docked in station, repaired it to 100% for free, warped back to the jammer pos and re-onlined it. We then twisted the knife, racking up three more RKZ carrier kills in quick succession.

After this stunning reversal we retained control of I1Y from early eurotime until downtime. This was a good thing, because all 30 of our towers came out of reinforced, and if we didn't rep them all, we could lose the system to Molle's latest steamroller/pendulum/whatever gimmick. But we held and we repped and many laughs were had.

Until downtime, when everything went to hell! It was a short downtime, only 20 minutes, and when the server came back up our 250-man fleet realized that they had no FCs. None, not a one, from any coalition alliance; everyone had burned out from staying up all night, too excited after the capital ****. Welp! Hostiles got syscontrol and repped their towers. They brought about 600 to the system; after their last tower was repped at 22:00, they logged off en masse. We took over and began sieging, starting the cycle of attrition warfare again.

New hostile spam today was 5 RKK towers before downtime in 4-2 in Querious, 1 RKK tower after. This is in the fakedelve section of Querious, and has no readily apparent strategic purpose. Maybe they want to drop three outposts in quick succession for us there? That would be a good present.

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Originally by: Carnicx, EXE Director, Wednesday

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We are going on the offensive big time. And I mean big time. The exact destination is not yet official other than that it is several systems. We will do a spammage of epic proportions as well as attack a large amount of enemy towers. The number of towers that will be spammed starting tomorrow after dt is most likely insane. As is the preparations put into this.

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Originally by: Soldis

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Edited by: Soldis on 15/05/2009 17:01:05


Without AAA holding their hand, KEN time and again show they are made of failure.

Great reversal of fortunes so far, keep us updated, and thanks!

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Originally by: 5/17 anzacs get out edition

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Since the last update, we stayed up late repping our towers in I1Y. We succeeded, though in the process we managed to lose a rorqual. Oops! We also kited one RKZ and one -A- tower into late euro/early US prime.

At downtime, hostiles went to ED- and began to siege it with impunity. Daveydweeb ran there to time it on two alts, only to discover that stront roles had been yanked from both! Scavok eventually got in there and saved the day, but we almost suffered a complete welp. Why did this madness happen?

[12:15:05 PM] the_mittani: i found out what happened
[12:15:05 PM] the_mittani: ugh
[12:15:35 PM] the_mittani: there was a 'why do we have 100 people with starbase roles when most of them aren't listed in the illum thread we keep track of these things in' freakout last night while i slept
[12:16:02 PM] the_mittani: so bosstess yanked all the roles from anyone not listed in the roles thread in illum

Oh well, whatever. As I write this, TRI and the NC are having a 100+ caps on each side slugfest in Venal, so here's hoping our guys win and send TRI packing. The NC has lost 6+ R64s to TRI so it has become a serious incursion up there, and hopefully it'll be decided after today. Apparently IRON and MH brought 180 caps themselves or something ridiculous. Why didn't we invite these guys to Delve? Yikes.

As for us, we need to get our **** together in eurotime and prevent RKZ from doing whatever it is they're up to, then save our towers tonight.

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Originally by: The Mittani

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Apparently IRON and MH brought 180 caps themselves or something ridiculous.

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Originally by: Fred0

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Hey You, you are bad at this numbers, game. I thought Croatian school was decent but maybe you've not passed first grade yet. :)

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Originally by: CCP Mitnal

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Let's not go near moderation discussion.

However, if the excuse involved role-playing Zorro, this did get full marks for creativity

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Originally by: pc dude

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this service is 100% guarenteed, and if you're not satisfied with this service, you can contact the black rose syndicate customer satisfaction service

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Originally by: Shinma Apollo

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WTS: Hey You ts rants about:

- How the there was Haargoth
- how Haargoth's account was hacked and he'd never do that
- How The devs would reverse the haargoth incident
- How BoB would successfully defend delve
- How BoB was going to reverse the initial losses
- How BoB would win by the end of march
- How Bob will win

and finally

- How bob is now total **** and will probably die.

Commence bidding: Also accepted forms of currency: Mrrx7's corpse (and podmail) for crud.

Back to the excellent thread mittens.

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Originally by: Shinma Apollo

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Originally by: Fred0

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Hey You, you are bad at this numbers, game. I thought Croatian school was decent but maybe you've not passed first grade yet. :)

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WTS: Hey You ts rants about:

- How the there was Haargoth
- how Haargoth's account was hacked and he'd never do that
- How The devs would reverse the haargoth incident
- How BoB would successfully defend delve
- How BoB was going to reverse the initial losses
- How BoB would win by the end of march
- How Bob will win

and finally

- How bob is now total **** and will probably die.

Commence bidding: Also accepted forms of currency: Mrrx7's corpse (and podmail) for crud.

Back to the excellent thread mittens.

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Originally by: Vuk Lau

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Originally by: Shinma Apollo

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Originally by: Fred0

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Hey You, you are bad at this numbers, game. I thought Croatian school was decent but maybe you've not passed first grade yet. :)

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WTS: Hey You ts rants about:

- How the there was Haargoth
- how Haargoth's account was hacked and he'd never do that
- How The devs would reverse the haargoth incident
- How BoB would successfully defend delve
- How BoB was going to reverse the initial losses
- How BoB would win by the end of march
- How Bob will win

and finally

- How bob is now total **** and will probably die.

Commence bidding: Also accepted forms of currency: Mrrx7's corpse (and podmail) for crud.

Back to the excellent thread mittens.

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I am offering virginity of Vlajko San and Elvenlord

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Originally by: Butter Dog

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Originally by: The Mittani

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Apparently IRON and MH brought 180 caps themselves or something ridiculous.

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more like 40 between them

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Originally by: Butter Dog

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Originally by: The Mittani

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Apparently IRON and MH brought 180 caps themselves or something ridiculous.

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more like 40 between them

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Originally by: Kalie Erry

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Hey Against ALL Authorities:
Just to clarify (again since this false meme keeps getting spread on your boards - even by ET), goons don't and never have wanted Catch.
And any of our allies that may have planned to attack Catch dropped such plans when Haargoth killed Band of Brothers (that was the eventual goal of those plans anyway).

I don't really care if you believe me, but I have no reason to lie. Hugs and kisses.

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Originally by: Kalie Erry

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Hey Against ALL Authorities:
Just to clarify (again since this false meme keeps getting spread on your boards - even by ET), goons don't and never have wanted Catch.
And any of our allies that may have planned to attack Catch dropped such plans when Haargoth killed Band of Brothers (that was the eventual goal of those plans anyway).

I don't really care if you believe me, but I have no reason to lie. Hugs and kisses.

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