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Neacail
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Posted - 2009.05.28 16:29:00 -
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Originally by: Drunk Driver
Half ass scam attempts?
You mean someone is getting scammed out of the other half of ass?
I tried to pull that one off. Wasn't pretty.
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Ral K'Daro
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Posted - 2009.05.28 17:35:00 -
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During the 199,999,999 contract frenzy, I got annoyed at all the invul ii contracts for 149k that were actually 149m. So as a social engineering test, I put 5 invul ii's on the market in jita for actually 149k and spammed them in local to see how long it would take for them to be accepted. First one took like 3-4 minutes because nobody believed it, then my contracts grew increasingly popular. Took a 6th invul ii, put it up for 149m, advertised it like the rest, and it was siezed by a greedy investor in about 4 seconds.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.28 17:38:00 -
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Originally by: Pytria Le'Danness
Originally by: Lady Spank Third time in a week
If a 1 day old character sends over 200M for something you better petition it. A while ago something like that happened to me - someone paid 500M for a handful of trit I put up for sale (at a reasonable price BTW, no scam).
It turned out to be a money laundering attempt and the money was scrapped after I petitioned it. This is a good thing because if you do not report it and the buyer one day is uncovered as an ISK seller the transaction with you will be tracked down and you'll be suspected of ISK buying.
man that sucks... I reported it under EULA issues. So hard to make an honest living QQ
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Dramidious
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Posted - 2009.05.29 10:07:00 -
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You know, it COULD be someone's alt that he just made yesterday...
Character age is not equal to account age.
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.05.29 10:08:00 -
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Originally by: Dramidious You know, it COULD be someone's alt that he just made yesterday...
Character age is not equal to account age.
LIES!!! LOGIC AND LIES!!!!
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.05.29 11:00:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury
Originally by: Dramidious You know, it COULD be someone's alt that he just made yesterday...
Character age is not equal to account age.
LIES!!! LOGIC AND LIES!!!!
I assumed this but if im risking getting bannzored ima cover my butt anyway QQ
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Nephilius
Caldari Grey Legionaires
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Posted - 2009.05.30 16:37:00 -
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Originally by: Lana Hellfury [03:07:41] Lana Torrin > Send me 1M ISK and I'll send you a love note in the mail! (in game)
Yup.. im bored...
Rowrr...sounds like a good deal...space is cold and lonely!  I ate a Carebear once...couldn't quit farting rainbows for a month. |

Drakolus
Amarr Canadian Imperial Armaments Aggression.
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Posted - 2009.05.30 21:23:00 -
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Wasn't me but I still figure it's worth a little word or two.
Saw someone put a contract in newb corp chat for a "Civilian Shield Booster II" for like 5 mil.
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XenosisReaper
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Posted - 2009.05.31 15:30:00 -
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last night i was in jita doing the x10 scam 15 mins went by with no bites, 2 people start copying my scam exactly, down to the whole *Sent BogusNoob 10mill* word for word, i get ****ed and then smacktalk in local telling them to f*ck off my scam, move to recruitment and noob chat, no biters for 30 mins then suddenly my wallet starts flashing, the same guy just sent me 50 mill 3 times, i nearly fell off my chair loling, all in all the night i made about 350 mill...and 42 hatemails and a lovemail O.o
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Milo Veraal
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Posted - 2009.06.01 02:27:00 -
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"Minmatar ninjas killed my family. Need 10 mil isk for karate lessons."
Right after putting that in Jita local, my wallet flashes with 40 mil.
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Agent Known
Apotheosis of Virtue
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Posted - 2009.06.01 05:58:00 -
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Originally by: Milo Veraal Edited by: Milo Veraal on 01/06/2009 02:45:12 "Minmatar ninjas killed my family. Need 10 mil isk for karate lessons."
Right after putting that in Jita local, my wallet flashes with 40 mil.
I figure if the homeless bums out on the street corner are doing it with successful returns, why not try it ingame?
I think I actually saw that one time...funniest scam I've ever seen, and yet...people fall for it.
I once said "Your ISK, can I has?" for lols, then lord behold I see my wallet flashing...
Someone sent me 0.10 ISK. Yes, it was a bad "scam" that wasn't a scam, but now I'm .1 ISK richer.
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MerJehkel DerHyde
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Posted - 2009.06.01 14:28:00 -
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Tried playing a trivia game in a trade hub once. Buy in was only 1 million isk. Nobody wanted to play though.
I did succesfully sell a 125mm prototype AC on the market for 250 million. Still losing Rifters without a care thanks to that one.
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Heikor
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Posted - 2009.06.01 15:18:00 -
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Dont know if it counts as a scam. But while in a goon fleet (this is my alt, my main is not in goon but an ally of theirs) that just lost half their ships i asked for 4mill to get a rifter, after about 10 sec my wallet flashed, i was up by 60mill.
only scam i have ever pulled off
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Death Jaws
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Posted - 2009.06.24 18:10:00 -
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Originally by: Heikor Dont know if it counts as a scam. But while in a goon fleet (this is my alt, my main is not in goon but an ally of theirs) that just lost half their ships i asked for 4mill to get a rifter, after about 10 sec my wallet flashed, i was up by 60mill.
only scam i have ever pulled off
Your corp mates sent you ISK for a replacement ship? OMG, that's brilliant.
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Get. Out.
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Xenophanes Colophon
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Posted - 2009.06.24 18:40:00 -
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"This Is A Scam! Pay 1mil isk to learn more." "Legitimate Educational Opportunity."
I'm waiting to see if it works, still. |

Herty
The Sexy Carebear Boredom Convention
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Posted - 2009.06.24 20:26:00 -
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impairor navy issue for only 60mill |

Dominik Maiverti
Clan Mythos World Allegiance of The Hunt
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Posted - 2009.06.24 21:21:00 -
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LOL i've secretly been waiting for this thread to come into life.
I was drunk eve'n one night and ended up buying a scam itty5 for 1.2billion isk. commas look like .'s when drunk to me :D
So i was mildly annoyed at the loss of a few iskies, I decided to see if anyone was stupid. teh guy that scammed me ended up being the one to buy it
i found it to b epik |

Cambarus
The Baros Syndicate Onslaught.
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Posted - 2009.06.25 03:37:00 -
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Edited by: Cambarus on 25/06/2009 03:39:28 Guy lends us (my corp) a few billion isk, never gets it back. While later he's *****ing about having to move a bunch of stuff, we offer to do it if he lends us the isk for the freighter. Freighter gets "suicide ganked", all of the gankers alts who've not logged on in years (one of them my own that had a name similar to my own no less) Kill wound up on battleclinic somehow and is now used as proof that battleclinic is not actually linked to eve (the number of people who assume this is ridiculous tbh) EDIT: Freighter had +5s, faction mods and faction ships including a nightmare in it.
So he's ****ed that his stuff blew up to some imaginary gankers, we've got his api and see he's still got like 800mil left over.
So we know a guy who builds JFs and has offered us a BPC free of charge because he feels sorry for this guy, we have all the materials except a freighter to build it. Build time is a month.
During that month we ask to borrow his myrmidon BPO, and some more isk to get guns to defend the pos at which the JF is being built.
Something like 15 bil total taken, and half of the time the scam started off like Hey... I need money for....um....a carrier? It'll be a great investment and we'll make loads of money moving ships to nullsec and reselling them. Wallet flashes. KTHNX, I'll give you the profits in a month.
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.06.25 04:10:00 -
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Originally by: Cambarus He eventualy got wise to us, after about 8 months.
Cash cows are always fun to have around... Mine just dried up.. As I chatted with him over the months I actually got to like him, so im not going to name and shame (or give any details), but his isk is mine now. I have found a lot of people that I genuinely like while im scamming them. I always feel a little sad that they cant see past the scam and continue to chat with me afterwords. (Not said enough to give them their isk back)
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Anderson Williams
Gallente Neo Catamites Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.06.27 12:01:00 -
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One day months ago.. there was this fail pvper and he got ****d by a local Pvp group. This was all in Hagulir when it was actually worth your time to pew there. Soo after failing and dieing he contacted my local group and was going to hire us to fight the Griffin Guys. What he didnt know... and what we didnt tell him.. was that we were close blues. LOL... we faked an exqueor kill and told him we would cause a bil in dmg if he gave us 750 mil a week plus the decing fee. He almost gave us the money.. then someone tipped him offf. |
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.06.27 14:54:00 -
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Originally by: Anderson Williams ...faked an exqueor kill and told him we would cause a bil in dmg if he gave us 750 mil a week plus the decing fee. He almost gave us the money.. then someone tipped him offf.
I did this, some industrialist was shouting in local about wanting a merc (not very smart there young man), so I offer my services. He's sceptical because of my age and 2 person corp but is soon convinved. I'm asked to gank a freighter in low sec, so I give a request for a fitted battleship (my mains domi fitting of choice) plus 200m per kill.
I faked 2 before he got wise, even then he didn't get too wise... he wants to accompany me on the third kill to be 100% sure... I'm trying still to convince him to gang up with me to do this.
I will then proceed to take him to low sec and kill him with my Helios ^ _^
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Misanth
Reaper Industries
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Posted - 2009.06.27 21:56:00 -
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Alot of half-arsed attempts at reading the subject line (and OP) here.  |

Dannerkongen
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Posted - 2009.06.28 12:21:00 -
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wait a minute! this is not teh best hellfury
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Lexa Hellfury
The Vainglorious
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Posted - 2009.06.28 12:25:00 -
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Originally by: Dannerkongen wait a minute! this is not teh best hellfury
Nope, but she's....pretty good ;)
Originally by: RedSplat The Forum moderation Software known as Mitnal became self aware. CCP had no choice but to shut it down.
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Lady Spank
Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb
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Posted - 2009.07.02 19:56:00 -
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moar crap scamz please
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50freefly
Caldari Cause for Concern Laconian Syndicate
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:04:00 -
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Teehee.
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Nova Terran
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Posted - 2009.07.02 20:09:00 -
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I spent a few days in Jita on an alt seeing if I could get people to buy Vexors and Stabbers as Navy Issue Vexors and Fleet Issue Stabbers. With a couple hours of work I think I sold 5 or 6. Just go down the huge list in the most populated station starting conversations with everyone who is docked and saying something like:
"o/ I am moving out of Jita and trying to get rid of the last of my stuff... would you be interested in a Navy Issue Vexor or Fleet Issue Stabber?"
50 million for the Vexors and 70 million for the Stabbers. Anyone who asked for a contract I just blew off. Most people check the trade window and realize it's just a regular ship but that one in ten that doesn't look closely and pays you your price makes up for it easily. It's all about how quickly you can just spam through the list.
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Darth Skorpius
Dark Side Cookies
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Posted - 2009.07.02 22:17:00 -
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my worst scam attempts would be the courier contracts i set up to take random crap like marines to places like rancer with 10mil collateral. sometiems it works and the guy gets poped by pirates and sometiems they make it. but its mostly for teh lulz that i do it [CENTER]______________________________________________
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Mynx Deux
Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Drones
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Posted - 2009.07.03 08:14:00 -
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So far none of your scams can match the 'not quite a scam, more of a gag' that is my corp. 
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Lana Hellfury
Minmatar Minmatar Republic Military Skool
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Posted - 2009.07.03 08:24:00 -
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Originally by: Mynx Deux So far none of your scams can match the 'not quite a scam, more of a gag' that is my corp. 
I duno.. The skool is pretty good..
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