ComradeEngineer
Australian Ratting and Mining Division
The Cool Kids Club
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Posted - 2012.05.28 11:53:00 -
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I scanned down and entered a wh in my exploration drake. Nothing seemed to be going on so I progressed with the task of making eight or so safe bookmarks. I couldn't be bothered killing sleepers so I just orbited the wh exit at 2 km. While orbiting I noticed a cheetah enter the whole and warp off. Additionally, a Buzzard appeared on dscan. The next thing I know I see twenty plus sisters core scanner probes are on dscan. I thought to myself that more than one person is scanning down sites in the system. In response, I changed the name of my drake from 'diSgaMeisSoESSAY' to 'testmetank'.
Around fifteen minutes passed by until a T3 ship warped to the wh I was orbiting. I stared at thinking about life, the universe, the number forty-two, kittens, etc. Some time passed and I thought this guy and I had a good relationship. You know? Because, well, we weren't shooting at each other. Just hanging about. Sadly, as more time passed (minute), our relationship turned bad. Like domestic dispute. The T3 ship targeted me. I targeted him. Harsh words in a world where no one talks. He webbed and warp disrupted me. I was like Zen. I assumed that all the good times we spent together meant something and he would do anything violent. We were buddies. But no, I was wrong.
My friend in the T3 ship must have engaged his microwarp drive. The speed at which he was charging towards me was quite fast. I thought to myself that this guy was going to ram me. As he came closer I thought along the lines of 'this guy is really going to ram me'. He rammed me. I bounced. My dear drake ended up 10 km away from the wh. This is when I thought 'no more Mr Nice Guy'. I fired my volley of missiles at the guy and launched my drones. Oddly enough, I was did **** all damage. Alas he was speed tanking. I settled for depression. I sighed.
His assumed friends turned up. They rubbed salt in my eyes balls. My dear drake blew up. I warped my pod to 'safe 1'. Then warped to 0 and left the wh a shattered man.
OHH WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME??? Cruel god!
Ohh and I saw a ghost. |